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Technology Market / Re: Xiaomi Parts Store by lilmonarch(m): 11:07am On Jul 12
Elizkid:
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You said you would get back to me regarding my inquiry about the BLP741 battery, and you haven't replied to my WhatsApp messages since then. Hope all is well?
Technology Market / Re: Xiaomi Parts Store by lilmonarch(m): 5:54pm On Jan 20
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Technology Market / Re: Xiaomi Parts Store by lilmonarch(m): 6:33pm On Jan 19
Elizkid:


I don't have but lemme check for you

DM


Alright, I'm expecting feedback..
Technology Market / Re: Xiaomi Parts Store by lilmonarch(m): 4:35pm On Jan 19
Do you realme batteries too? Need one for Realme X2 or Realme XT. It's a BLP741 battery.
Romance / Re: Wedding Photos Of Kwoyela Derrick ‘Taller’ & Kahboh Patience by lilmonarch(m): 2:48pm On Apr 12, 2023
cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Court Dissolves Paul Okoye And Anita's Marriage by lilmonarch(m): 10:24pm On Dec 19, 2022
Ishilove:

Chai, Anita, you go empty you come empty. Pele Aunty.

Team Builders United, una doh. Anita built life with him right from the University when they were they both had nothing, but look how it all ended. Wo, sisters, if you see a rich man today willing to marry you, go for it with your fill chest. Mine that gold with fierce alacrity because these boys don't play fair.
na only the negatives una dey hype. The ones wey build and still dey reap the dividends una go look troway face, but immediately una see the one wey cast, na to carry mic and speaker, awon aiye. No advice your sisters to build themselves and hustle for their own money. Make dem dey look for man wey go lift dem outa poverty, dem go grow cobwebs for their kpekus gringrin

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by lilmonarch(m): 11:22pm On Aug 22, 2022
Been a while my people. Do we still have people that help with ordering stuffs on aliexpress as we used to with the likes of Noobody, protein and other touts?? grin

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Sports / Re: Marcelo Bielsa Is The Coach Nigeria Needs, Do You Agree Or Not? by lilmonarch(m): 4:58pm On Apr 01, 2022
Marcel Bielsa that cannot communicate in English grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by lilmonarch(m): 7:33pm On Feb 27, 2022
Babysho:
Still trying to solve the math of how Matip's goal was ruled out as offside? Virgil didn't even move. He wasn't involved in the play at all. Corruption of the highest order.

Man look at Diaz. So inspirational. Best player on the field followed by Mendy.

he was in an offside position and was involved in play by holding off James. Right call.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool Carabao Cup Final (10 - 11)pens On 27th February 2022 by lilmonarch(m): 5:00pm On Feb 27, 2022
crazygod:
This game is making me excited and nervous at the same time. Weird mixture of feelings.
Liverpool have the highest number of goals in the epl and also have the highest number of chances missed too. Imagine if we can convert half of those chances missed, Liverpool will actually be scary to play against which we are of course. With our highline defense, it sometimes difficult for opponents to score us if not risking offside calls.
The game will be decided in the midfield and on the wings. I pray Klopp plays Fab/Thiago/Hendo or Elliot in the midfield and Luis Diaz as a No.11, Mane as a false 9 then Salah takes up his traditional No.7 role. With these formation, we might just beat Chelsea who loves to park bus anytime they meet Liverpool.
Besides, Salah needs this cup if he wants to have a chance for balon d'or or Africa best.
Chelsea Park the bus anytime they meet Liverpool, are you high or something? Go and watch the last match they played. Na only man city Chelsea dey Park bus for.
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by lilmonarch(m): 2:57pm On Feb 27, 2022
SSaintkay:
Still available
what's the +2 in bracket after the ram for?
Sports / Re: Chelsea Win The Club World Cup by lilmonarch(m): 8:55pm On Feb 12, 2022
Champions of the world grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Step Up Search For Permanent Manager With Pochettino Favoured by lilmonarch(m): 9:52am On Feb 10, 2022
Give Rag the gengen pressing master the job permanently na grin
grin

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Technology Market / Re: Spectranet mifi For Sale 13k by lilmonarch(m): 12:36pm On Feb 05, 2022
Does it support other networks?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (0 - 0) On 22nd January 2022 by lilmonarch(m): 5:54pm On Jan 22, 2022
Cavani was offside. Var don drink garri

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Technology Market / Re: Your Ntel Plug Is Here by lilmonarch(m): 12:41am On Jan 15, 2022
Abduletudaye:


5,200 - Unlimited weekly (40GB FUP)
how much for ntel mifi?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (0 - 1) - Live by lilmonarch(m): 8:30pm On Jan 03, 2022
Man U fans- we don hire new coach o
Me- who una hire
Man u fans- na Klop and Tuchel mentor; founder of gengen pressing we hire na grin grin grin you go fear CV. Chief mentor dey run things here: EPL teams dey press my guy grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 2nd January 2022 by lilmonarch(m): 8:24pm On Jan 02, 2022
Uzomarrr123:

Mendy
Hudson odoi
Ziyech
All going to Afcon

Una go see shege too grin
only Mendy is going. Odoi is an English player and Ziyech fell out with his national team coach so..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by lilmonarch(m): 4:50pm On Nov 28, 2021
MangekyoAlt:
I'm beginning to lose faith in this Thomas Tuchel. undecided Why would any Sane person start a disgraceful murthafucka like Ziyech In a big game like this? *spits*
calm down and watch ziyech demolish this man United team with his defense splitting passes.. He's in form now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by lilmonarch(m): 4:49pm On Nov 28, 2021
Na bus man United come park o... 7 fokin defensive players shocked shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Juventus UCL (4 - 0) On 23rd November 2021 by lilmonarch(m): 11:16pm On Nov 23, 2021
Eillyeillz:



This will soon die off......

He wouldn't be the last player to be compared to trent, one thing they all have in common is that mosquito buzz....after a few claps they die off.

Trent is the yardstick for what a modern RB should be.
same Trent that cannot defend to save his life? Lmao grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton : Carabao Cup 4 - 3 (pens) On 26th October 2021 by lilmonarch(m): 9:51pm On Oct 26, 2021
Teripaul:

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SOuthampton dey stronq. . .chelsea go play ball finish cum dey smell ball. grin grin Dix wan na carabao cup o. . Una neva jam for EPL
Southampton wey Chelsea beat 3-1 three weeks ago undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton : Carabao Cup 4 - 3 (pens) On 26th October 2021 by lilmonarch(m): 9:48pm On Oct 26, 2021
Chelsea qualifies for the next round cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton : Carabao Cup 4 - 3 (pens) On 26th October 2021 by lilmonarch(m): 9:44pm On Oct 26, 2021
Teripaul:

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Oqa no club be common. Everyday no be christmas.. grin grin grin
«Small southampton wey man-u splash 9-1 4 their last two meetin. Na him chelsea no draw grin grin . . Smh sha
small Southampton wey draw man City for etihad with city registering their only shot on target in the 90th minute undecided undecided

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Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by lilmonarch(m): 6:41pm On Oct 26, 2021
postdigger:


I just got it, haven't charged it yet.

But when I got my 30k+ from him last year it usually takes 6+ hours with my 18 Watts charger

I don't usually keep records of these stuffs sorry.
okay.. I want to know how long it takes to charge cause I'd love to get one myself. Please, kindly get back to me when you've charged it fully.
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by lilmonarch(m): 5:15pm On Oct 26, 2021
postdigger:
Package received from iscom

This is my second time he has delivered for me...

Tested and trusted I'll give a 5 star
how long will it take to charge this pb from 0-100%?
Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by lilmonarch(m): 9:16am On Oct 06, 2021
truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back
bull! Why should he be the one to call his wife's lover? It's either she ends it herself or he divorces her so she can go be with her pastor; of course that's if he would leave his own wife.

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Celebrities / Re: Funmi Awelewa Jubilates As Cristiano Ronaldo Views Her Insta Story by lilmonarch(m): 11:03am On Oct 01, 2021
Werey ti sare wet grin grin
Family / Re: DNA Test, I Am Scared by lilmonarch(m): 8:41pm On Sep 30, 2021
grin grin
greatiyk4u:


E go work on you sharperly Mr smart guy.
Family / Re: DNA Test, I Am Scared by lilmonarch(m): 7:32pm On Sep 30, 2021
greatiyk4u:
It's obvious the man is wealthy and giving the OP the best life can offer and that's exactly what he is scared of losing especially now that he is totally dependent on the man.


Solution

Codedly inform your mom of the man's plan of doing DNA, ask her if you should accept or reject the offer

Her answer will guide your decision, if she advises you reject it, then accept to go to the hospital with him and once DNA test is mentioned, blackmail him with quarrel accusing him of suspecting your mom and leave back to school in anger

Find way to dupe him of some reasonable cash that can see you through school and refuse going back home again till you graduate then need dependent to move your mom and siblings away from the man.

Tankio
dull people full Internet sha... So you'd fall for all the trash you wrote up there if u were in the man's shoes?

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Celebrities / Re: Olu Jacobs Looks So Slim As He Pays Surprise Visit To Wife On Movie Set (Video) by lilmonarch(m): 1:14pm On Sep 21, 2021
Iyaebe:
He's still very romantic at his age unlike some young people who don't even know what to do to a lady
lol hookup generation girls still dey find romantic men? grin

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