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 Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 6:44am On Oct 07, 2013 |
PatienceAl: .....LIL'SLICK....LIP'STICK.....LIL'STICK........LIP'SLICK.......... i dey look u wid ma right eye o............... ROTFL... Ozil no fit save una  |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 8:14pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
Akposy: Exit Strategy *winks* |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 8:12pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
mrvocalprowess: Hohohahaha :-) Youuuuuu missing d point bro |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 8:10pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
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| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 8:07pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
oluwaugo: @lilstick Shuoooo.. I ain't lilstick o.. it's SLICK bro :-) |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 10:27am On Oct 06, 2013 |
u'll love this.... A jobless man applied for the job of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in as well as when you may start". The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cars,then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life Insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!" Moral of the story: 1) Internet/ email/ bbm/ whatsapp is not the solution to your life. 2) If you don't have internet/ email/ bbm/ whatsapp, and work hard, you can be a Billionaire. 3) If you received this message by email/ bbm/ whatsapp, u are not any close to being a Millionaire. P.S - Don't send this back to me, I'm busy selling Tomatoes Lool!!! |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 9:53pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
PatienceAl: @Mz_Precy....so u dey follow me share name abi.....ma name na Precious too o...... Papaya hehehe  u get yarns o!![qoute] @DELSU: plz admit fine girls dis year o........make delsu no for cast enta boys college o....abeg o [/qoute] Seconded!!!! |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 9:51pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Mz_precy: lol. shey itz a duplex we'r rentin? LooooooooooL i'm gan get a Bugatti we will use 4 skuL |
| Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by lilslick(m): 9:20pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Sinzu - Exit strategy |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 10:04am On Oct 04, 2013 |
Mz_precy: Tnx.. Hopefully we will all matriculate nxt year. Amen o!! btw ur gan b my roomy :-):-) XD |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 10:02pm On Oct 02, 2013 |
Hmmmmmm guys i dey hear say NASU will start strike 2moa.. Dis wee riLi deLay 2nd List o!! |
| Music/Radio / Re: I Am The Jesus Of Nigerian Music - Jesse Jagz by lilslick(m): 11:09am On Sep 27, 2013 |
Ciously 2 Likes
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| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 10:53am On Sep 27, 2013 |
nofij:owk Tnx Bows.. btw is it gan come out by next week??
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| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 10:20pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
cokhale: [color=#000099][/color] please stop send ur reg go to www.delsu.edu.ng and those who send theirs,no admission and now second batch is out october Baba pls is d 2nd list out?? |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 2:34pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
*viewing thread n listening to Drake*
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| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 12:48am On Sep 21, 2013 |
lorettafrancis: today is my birthday jur! Let's just forget delsu for a moment and dance skelewu with me! Don't forget to thank God for me o HBD HUN ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥ |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 11:37pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
lafta no dey see itself on dis face anymore since Delsu refuse am 2nd list. . someone should raise its hopes of smiling again wif Positive news #DVO
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| Phones / Re: Glo Is Short-Changing Their Prepaid Internet Subscribers by lilslick(m): 2:22pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
And iyam still planning to port?? Mtcheeeew! |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 1:57pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
[quote author=lorettafrancis][/quote] mehnnnn.. See beauty *drooling on my fone* Baby oku wich dept did u write?? |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 1:53pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Mz Bertty: Hey peeps..delsu admssn doesn't luk easy dis year o..d mst annoyin tin is passin d cutoff mark nd nt makin d 1st list..I pray God will cc us all thru o a big Amen o! Imagine havin far more dan d cut off n dem still dey seize admission.. Smh4Delsu ni o!! |
| Politics / Re: Ribadu - Thieves Worse Than Ibori Walking Free In Nigeria by lilslick(m): 1:44pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
*Comment moved to draft* |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 7:14pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
baddiest niqqa: shey u no hear say *no record found* applicants are ripe 4 2nd batch?? |
| Family / Re: The Awkward Truth About Nigerian Husbands.. by lilslick(m): 9:59am On Aug 31, 2013 |
mcfynest: it happens....and most of this is caused because of the lack of ROMANCE in the african culture.....i may not tell her how much i love her,but she feels the love. we also see it as weird to tell a wife you love her. i think it is because of the bossy nature of men in africaSO TRUE |
| Science/Technology / Re: Miniature 'human Brain' Grown In Lab by lilslick(m): 10:00am On Aug 30, 2013 |
END TIME TINS BIKO!! |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Negative Thoughts About Yourself You Should Avoid by lilslick(m): 7:56am On Aug 30, 2013 |
Willgates: if u feel dis way they say it's negative if u feel d other way,they say u r being too proud and pompous. Supported!! (Y) |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 7:34am On Aug 30, 2013 |
PiPo i was tawkin bout Jamb syt o!! Now dah dis merit List is out n most of us our name is nat dia.. Wen shall we b xpectin 2nd List @PatienceAl?? 1 Like |
| Education / Re: Delta State University Abraka Admission 2013/2014 by lilslick(m): 6:59am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Guys admission List is out!! Check d website!! My name didn't come out.. Plssss my aggregate is 55.5 history and international studies.. How come?? RiLi confused here.. |
| Fashion / Re: Indecent Dressing Among People Of Developing Countries by lilslick(m): 6:38am On Aug 29, 2013 |
sagytarius™:  |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Bus Driver & Conductor Strip To Prevent Arrest In Lagos (photo) by lilslick(m): 11:04am On Aug 28, 2013 |
Nightshift: What a cheap striptease for Lagos ladies! |
| Politics / Re: Okorocha, Catholic Doctors At War Over Abortion Law by lilslick(m): 10:49am On Aug 28, 2013 |
chukwudi44: If okorocha does not handle this well,it will end very badly for him politically.Never underestimate the power of the catholic church in the south east especially in imo,anambra and enugu states. SUPPORTED!! |
| Celebrities / Re: Melvin & Beverly Return To Nigeria (Photos) #bbathechase by lilslick(m): 10:29pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
mc~evans: hahahahaha!! Very Idiotic Personalities 8 Likes |
today is my birthday jur! Let's just forget delsu for a moment and dance skelewu with me! Don't forget to thank God for me o
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