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Why is  nigeria politice do or die afair, too mush violence   why

Hello plz u people to should help and reconmend me, that will make me to do more .

Nelson closed for work on wednessday June 17th, this year and decided to give any lady that came his way a lift.

After the 2nd turn from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a Catholic Sister and gave her a lift.

While they were going; he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending as if it was the gear stick.

The Sister softly said "Matthew 7:7"; He quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentrating on his driving.

He attempted it a second and third time, and each time, she repeated, "Matthew 7:7".

When the Sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, "Young man, The problem with you is that you don't read your Bible"

When the man got home,he opened his Bible to Matthew 7:7; which reads "Ask and it shall be given".

He was really sorry for himself.

Yoruba
First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.
Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.
Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.

Ibo
First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.
Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.
Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Hausa
First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.
Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.
Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married.

Cross Rivers
First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex.
Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.
Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.
You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".

Rivers State
First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.
Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.
Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you

A pretty girl went to church to make a confession to a pastor .the man asked her what the matter is .she then said my boyfriend did something bad to me that i did not like.the pastor now kissed her and said ,Did he do this to you?she said no.He hugged her and said ,Did he do this to you.?she said no,he now make love to her and said,Did he do this to you?she said no.the pastor now asked her.what is the thing he did to you that you did not like.she said .He gave me AIDS and the pastor collapse.

Amaga was a very well to do man he went to the village to pick wife .they match down the utter the pastor joint them 2gether and say u are now the head of ur family while ur wife is the neck down .next day after the wedding her preppered delious meal and chiken Amaga is back from work and demanded 4 his food, her serve Amaga only the head of the chiken and was eat the body of the chiken alone, Amaga was angry and ask why? She rely did't the pastor said u are the head and i am the ne ;Dck down so very thing will eat in this houese u will be eating the head and i the neck down

The catolic church were about to take a holy communion.when they all matched to the alter picking the bread one-after another,a woman poluted the air,surprisingly JESUS on the cross covered his nose with his hand and shouted who did it

Do u know dat fat People will not go 2 Heaven?
Because d Bible says d gate of Heaven is very tiny & narrow.So they cannot enter.

Do u know that thier is some thing that pass God? yes the anwers  is that man pass man but nothing pass God that is what pass God