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Family / Re: Italian Based Nigerian Stranded In The Village As Ladies Refuse To Marry Him by limen123: 6:40am On Feb 04, 2016
diasporaman:
A friend returned home for the first time after eight years in Europe. His primary aim was to find a wife from his home town,but to his greatest surprise no woman want to marry somebody from abroad who is not willing to take the wife along.

What they are telling him is "Show me my visa before I say yes I do" Women are now wise because long distance relationship has destroyed many homes.
. LIE!!!
Celebrities / Re: Moet Abebe & BabyDaddy Kiss Underwater (photos) by limen123: 2:20pm On Dec 24, 2015
Rubbish! Heaven is real
Politics / Re: How Nigerians Are Coping With Fuel Scarcity (Photos) by limen123: 10:50am On Nov 17, 2015
morgang:


So u still smoke weed before u retired to bed right?

Get some sense, at least if u can't, borrow... Hence, smokers are liable to die young.. Stop being charged up with weed, it's bad for your health and mental being.


courtesy-

From an experienced weeder...

Shut up. The truth dey say is bitter
Crime / Re: JUST IN: Robbery Ongoing In Festac by limen123: 10:46am On Nov 17, 2015
viickerz:

you forgot to wash ur brain this morning

But dats the fact
Politics / Re: FG To Link BVN With National ID Card By 2016 by limen123: 1:58pm On Oct 20, 2015
Diegobonito:
Lol, unfortunately there will be no Nigeria by then. Everybody must have answered his fathers name



Gbam! Baba you make sense. Long live federal republic of Biafra

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Family / Re: "Why I Am Not Worried About My Wife Cheating On Me" by limen123: 11:41am On Oct 12, 2015
Tallesty1:
Abi?


I asked the same question in Facebook group yesterday and a guy from that village said that the reason it is applicable to only women is because the men paid their price(bride price).

Didn't make much sense to me but @ least they have a reasongringringringrin.




It is crystal clear. As a man, you are entitled to as many women as you can. Can a woman marry more dan one man?? So why are dis debate? It can only be applicable to women and women alone

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Politics / Re: List Of 84 Senators That Passed Vote Of Confidence On Saraki by limen123: 6:10pm On Sep 29, 2015
kestolove95:
Yeebohs and corruption...na dem full d list...Biafra d land of d rising crime...

Very soon, u will stop squatting in nigeria..go bk to ur country

That will be great! All we need is Biafra! Make u chop the Nigeria. I am an edo and in full support of republic of Biafra.... Yellobas the fear fear betrayals

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Crime / Re: Tension as EFCC Seizes Dollars From Onitsha Traders by limen123: 8:58am On Sep 27, 2015
Biafra come fast fast jare... Make all man dey him own. Republic of Biafra we stand!

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Crime / Re: RITUAL RAPE: Man Defiles 11-yr- Old Girl by limen123: 6:54am On Sep 25, 2015
stankezzy:
yellow bars again, always good at what they know best.

Yelobas are cowards now. Betrayers! No level people
Crime / Re: RITUAL RAPE: Man Defiles 11-yr- Old Girl by limen123: 6:51am On Sep 25, 2015
Sylver247:
the man has a yoloba blood, the tribe of ritualists and rapists.


All we need is republic of Biafra! Make yeloba follow Hausa go.
Romance / Re: Woman Dies After Sleeping With Chinese Workers In Akwa Ibom - Thekillerpunch.com by limen123: 7:06am On Sep 24, 2015
Paulpaulpaul:
Chinese people!


Their di.ck na hammer?

Boss na hammer ooo. Chinko penis dey strong like iron

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Curses Any Nigerian Who Defends Politicians Going On Trial by limen123: 6:47am On Sep 24, 2015
All we crave for is the republic of Biafra. Make we all rest.. Let saraki be cos all politicians are criminals
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Curses Any Nigerian Who Defends Politicians Going On Trial by limen123: 6:59pm On Sep 23, 2015
Animals!! Can't wait to see actualization of Biafra. Chuckubiama we call on you!
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Ekeh's Daughter Celebrates Her Birthday Today (Photos) by limen123: 9:37pm On Sep 19, 2015
You are teaching her how to kiss now oooo... Hmmm!
Romance / Re: Man Drinks Rat Poison After His Fiancee Dumped Him A Week To His Wedding by limen123: 6:46pm On Jul 20, 2015
Emekus was really in love.... U for mix am with IFT. It kills faster.... Well any prospective heart break take note. Idiot a fool
Politics / Re: See How This ATM User Dressed (photo) by limen123: 2:12pm On Jun 19, 2015
JbravoAdodger:


Wow past present and future tense all in one sentence...

U trully r the rilWAN


Hahahahahaha

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Crime / Re: Ogun Police Bust Ritualist Den , Find Remains Of 20 - Year Old Girl by limen123: 1:59pm On Jun 19, 2015
priiince:
angry southwest gradually taking over ritual crimes from south east


It has always been south west... Na dem get otomokpor and all d feltish gbogons.
Politics / Re: APC Makes U-turn, Accepts Saraki As Senate President by limen123: 8:31pm On Jun 12, 2015
you gat no choice old men.sai saiki!!
Politics / Re: Jay Z Visits Bukola Saraki In Kwara (2006) - Photos by limen123: 8:16pm On Jun 12, 2015
MyPWisINCORRECT:
Ok...

Me sef go school with P.Diddy

Infact na me teach am how to play okossoh... grin



Shut up!!
Politics / Re: Corps Members Drafted For The North To Carry Firearms by limen123: 3:27pm On May 21, 2011
That will be great, Oh Lord please let it work.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Thinks I Am Impotent by limen123: 2:21pm On Apr 02, 2011
fake guy, wat ar u waiting for pls let her go and stop starving her of sex.

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