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Darkrebel666:
and who is this? any major difference?
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Emaprince:
NL rap battle chat/photo album room..

Darkrebel666:
if e dey pain you, go kiss a wet transformer

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I've taken already, enormous measures/ hes subdued and clearly outnumbered, fellas/ and if he develops cold feat...I bring his death with a common sweater/
Its customary he learns courtesy the hard way......cos hes pompous and rude....so my bullets address him on both sides like I'm sending a formal letter!!/

I only got two questions...for this enemy concerned/ these riddles are remarkably sublime/ first one is; can you fight this adversity with knives?/ second
is; can you write on the topic `moral decadence'? there's every Uncertainty of that/
Nigga you rude to a fault...best believe `you havent learnt your lessons yet`......continue this way and you aint graduating from the University of Life!!/

hes getting exposed by every bar....and thats the truth, deal with it/ If this ffool dint believe/ he gets exposed even more as I have my true skills redeemed/
he twice as ugly as golum; if he acted `Beauty and the Beast`.....the film would be labelled a mistake.......with two beasts in it!!!/

I'll be provoked to the bone if this Jerk is testing/ none of what he's penned impressive/ black sheep of the family....If his father dies now, I'm sure he wouldnt get his blessing/
Now I'm pissed; I'd have simply said I'd 'run him over with buffalos'...but hes overly dumb....I need an actual Stamp aid before he gets the message!!/

moment my thugs storm magodo...this faker would cower/ his goons wont be saved in the drama/ its a matter of 60minutes...they all would be blazed in an hour/ but if Dark claiming hes smarter/
I climb up his hide out and Plank his brains with the ladder......draw a revolver and blast this ppussy for the first time like I'm having a Lady deflowered!!!/

hes hiphop's worst mistake...I wouldnt stop alleging him/ bbitch you a flop at everything/ teddy broke your skull and fairy dreams/ Giving a flimpsy excuse of still learning the ropes only shows what the word, "pathetic" means/
you dnt have a point...truth is you both were learning then.....still she had you shuttled and your arse handed to you ....like tom and jerry schemes!!/

Worst still, you had the bbitch contended twice/ and still got ended twice/ now you didnt blame it on the ropes....but on a bleeped up dreaded style/
funny how she promised to go easy on you....and you foolishly believed....but when you battled, you couldnt touch the dam at all...she filled your head with lies!!/
Pause...
I said...its funny she promised to go easy on you....and you foolishly believed....but when you battled, you couldnt touch the damatol; she filled your head with lice!!/

Its wise he bows to the king/ lest he hears the sound of my fist/ from aromo to darkrebel...theres nothing dark on his wits/ now darkrebel to nobody....this confused dawg should be hanged on the streets/
but whats the essence of fighting him?.....a nobody is invincible for crying out loud.....I mean, I could shoot a semi `at his front` now and only kill the `mark of the beast`!!/

The next bar is painful; he'll certainly be grieved/ hes a disgrace to art students...was never the smartest on the list/
but I wont say hes losing here; I'd force the words out his very own mouth.........at least he'd paint a better picture as an artist that he is!!!/

he should clearly be nervous/ for contending my person/ his dad took him to school...and left him there for a purpose/
Now Michael here claiming doppe...we should call his `T.D teacher` from UniLag, to come give him a thorough beating....for `squaring the circles`!!/

Darkkrebel come and post. My phone developed fault this evening. Im using a friend's phone and i have limited time. Post as soon as u see this.

TheDarkRebel:
# Limerick

where are you? I'm sending my verse to Kr0ne if i can't post myself cos I'm hooked up right now.
holla


ban this unjustly again and i ll' keep creating an account till i drop my battle verse then i'm out your filthy section
.. then you can ban me for a decade if you like.. i would care less ...
i got better things to do anyway

you dulling this shiit guy
I thought you were a super hero!

Darkrebel666:
Limerick ...

Since you said your verse was ready since yesterday, we can post now if you want...
Cos my verse ready
..Reply

Post, I'm at your back

Sokrates:
don't act as if you no mind them/
ban them/
this aint the mik i knew, you now soft and feeble/
fronting because you wanna impress some people/
see how dark and max dey diss you/ taking you for granted/
you used to not take shiit, back then it wouldn't take 5 mins to ban them/
so get hard my man, dont let niccurs fuçk withcu/

LOL!

Emaprince:
wetin dey worry you?..you wey don beat plenty males in this section..you even went as far as calling me out..now you want to brawl cherryice?..just warn yourself.

If you are itching for a female opponent,then they should go to fb and get you khimwhyte or any of the numero uno femcees.

lol, those bbitches are evil

kr0ne:
Dem don give u e-slap before?

lol@e-slap.. But its nothing intimate now. Or is she ur boo?

Atikubi whats up babe? Are you on fb? If yes, whats ur i.d...if no, give me your email address.

ELYMAXiimus:
smh. We need apc in this section. We need change!!!

Didn't you see all the illustrations i made yesterday? Don't you think this new method is better?
Anyway you nd darkrebel should agree on the criteria you wish to be judged with. It's ur brawl.

I say we use the normal crit to avoid any form of cheating

ELYMAXiimus:

Who taught you that? Have you been rapping before?

hey, what the ffuck is Punch 6pts?
Abeg, we are using the normal criteria
Opener 1
Closer 1
Multies 3
Punch 3
Pers 3
Flow 2
mets 2

U can use ur own criterias for any other battle aside mine, thanks.

Your head will roll

ELYMAXiimus:
lemme create lime vs dark thread. this one go tough.

No, hes a small work!

mikuz:
Medicine?
Ok I get it now, so you repay evil for good? You went to make jest of NL on FB because I covered your crime up and told niggas not to crucify you for biting abi? No wahala.

guy you talk too much

mikuz:
i took the heat for you bro, I sucked it in when niggas wanted to stone me to death for not banning you and going ahead to fix you in the kings tourney. Instead of you to appreciate you went to FB and started making jest of NL and you're saying a fu^cked up?

Get your facts right, I only made jest of u so you have a taste of ur own medicine. But let me not speak further before you ban me.

kr0ne:
My mistakes:
Fuckyouhard and Warriblood.

Lol

mikuz:
You were much around, stop lying - we are not kids. You just stopped posting here cos niggas were yabbing you for biting on FB. So you weren't there and started spoiling our name. So don't put it on my head. I was even the one telling niggas to forget the issue when they started asking me to ban you for biting. I even put you on the King's tourney even with pressure from Ibime and others not to allow biters in the tourney. I defended you the whole while the biting issue came up, telling guys that since the biting case did not happen here, they should leave you alone Are you gonna deny that? So I fu^cked up by covering you up?

Nigga you fuccked up by joining rebel when I thought you were much wiser. You didnt cover me, you made jest of me, I even came to you on ur fb pix and playfully asked why you were doing that, you just got annoyed for nothing. Pfft.
Unblock me on fb my friend!

ELYMAXiimus:
limerick, do you agree to this?

yep, though I thought his verse was ready. As in he was going to convert the one he wanted to use against bruce on me.

mikuz:
I no like your style, you go come here dey famz us, then you go go FB dey make jest of us.

I didnt make jest of 'us' as you said; I only made jest of you because you ffucked up.
How you self go join darkrebel dem begin mock me for here just because I wasn't around....thats bbitchy if u dont know.

Joshuabase:
*Sigh*
You see why I complained about the increased number of newbees?
Wordplay and homphonic puns are two different things
Burn this liga obviously isn't a homophone with bundesliga - but there's no way in hell you can tell me they don't sound alike
.
Don't be quick to mouth off ... Sit back and learn from those that precede you - I'm not a big fan of all mikuz' plays,the york/yolk was distasteful - but burn this liga requires no criticism

GBAM!!

Ksslib:
Limerick, it seems like its too late ..

See one link I found.
http://pulse.ng/events/freestyle-unplugged-nigeria-organizers-open-invitation-for-music-producers-id3388523.html

E be like instrumental ish sef-- not verbal freestyle like I thought.

Ooohshitt!!

Darkrebel666:
Abeg I've lost interest ..


Limerick ..you said you wanted to brawl.. let's battle

ok we drop tonight then!
Lagunna help us with a thread.

mikuz:
We've dropped.

Guy, Unblock me on fb

coogar:
which thing am i showing you?
who's my wife? iyabodeh na!

how far, you no see my call out ba?
Besides, go and tell ibime's wife that coogar is not a pet name, and you are not her husband's girlfriend.
So she can put her mind at rest.

ELYMAXiimus:
lol... E pain you?

No it didnt, I was just telling you my mind. Some guys even used it on fb against me and still lost the personals criteria.

oya make we brawl.

sure, ready your 24lines.
(sharpening my swords)

your head will roll

Darkrebel666:
so you go travel go Abuja ?
unless you have relatives in ABJ ...
if you wanna be part of it then I suggest you start memorising your lines and start digging out your old punchlines ..
if you win.. we would split the cash

yea, I got relatives in ABJ, and talking about the cash i.e If I participate(which I doubt) and win. I knw as I go take settle boys.

yeyenati:
errrr. Miss Miss?

Coogar, show me your thing na. You just dey do anyhow for here. Biko, Who is your wife?



who call my name? I owe you a body-bag or sumfin. sup you?


YeaaYeaNaughty

Lol

Testerfuze:
Limerick I won you via a no-show @ the last tourney...would you rather have your rematch now?

chill bro, we'd have our rematch but not now.

Besides on a very goodday, if I should have a rematch with anyone now, it should be with Loonat11kk, Ksslib or mikuz.

Talking fresh battles, I'd like to fight kr0ne, coogar and teddybiyasi.

And perhaps, Darkrebel

ELYMAXiimus:
so you've been accumulating punchlines all this while. I hope you kept ur teeth out them?

quit making references to that biting incident, its now stale..and i've not stored any line, i'm just feeling rusty..thats all.

Ksslib:
Saw it on Tv not on the web..

Later in the day i ll try see if i can get a link to their site..

ok

Darkrebel666:
it's gonna be held in ABJ ..I thought you lived in Lagos

does it matters?