₦airaland Forum

This large diaphragm condenser mic wan kill me.

Who owns a studio here self?

tr3y:
Nice! You've got something if you actually pen these bars. I don't frequent this section but i guess your line called me. Keep it up.

where you been?

ELYMAXiimus:
you lack sense of humour. mumu boy.

ok

do you know that if you post or comment your password in quote e.g "password" nairaland will automatically change it to stars....let me demonstrate...my password is **********

ELYMAXiimus:
I'mma make you 'miss world' like agbani darego. Limerick continue like this nd one day you shall be like me ... That verse got me nodding my head!

Darkrebel, in two weeks time i think i might be free by then. So i might hop in the cypher as well.

Nd for the rapleague, Sorry man, not now. I am sooooooo busy! Damn! how i wish . . .

whats the meaning of this rubbish

do you know that if you post or comment your password in quote e.g "password" nairaland will automatically change it to stars....let me demonstrate...my password is **********

do you know that if you post or comment your password, nl will automatically change it to stars....let me demonstrate...my password is **********

Darkrebel666:
so much for URL, KOTD and Smack
.. Finally Nigeria is having their own rap battle league ...

Acapella format..
Three Rounds...and Two minutes each ..


Auditions is ongoing for interested rappers.. The Audition determines who gets into the league...
Its Vato's Rap battle league ... And Auditions can be watched on YouTube..
Every battle would be recorded and uploaded on YouTube for people to view when the league commences ...

Y'all can watch this on YouTube.. ..this was one of the auditions two days ago .... its not really ddope but still.... .. download sshit right now,vato rap battle league

Watch "Vato Rap Battle,..ASABA edition." on YouTube - Vato Rap Battle,..ASABA edition.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE7BoK9Vz1o

If you are interested..holla now ...Auditions for Lagos is on Sunday 12pm .. Add the organizer on whatsapp for more info and for the venue .. +2348164147919 or call Roy for more info - 08161329795

You are to write at least three verses( battle rap verses) ...or freestyle if you want

Limerick...ksslib.. Elymaxiimus...Giyazz.. ...? ya'll should sign up....

I don turn fuji artiste.

Darkrebel666:
Dope

prep some bars for a low key cypher next 2 weeks.
just You, Me and Kr0ne ... well..and any other interested person that would be free by then

aii bruv

JigsawKillah:
Alright

I bring the master plan, to sink the master down/
Have gees scrambling to seat they fat àss down/
With these texts I'm handsome, bîtch bring that pànt down/
G-strings placed in my lyrics, fat àss clówns/
Bare my weapons/ bîtch you're dead already/
If everybody I killed ends in heaven/
By this month's twenty seventh/ we'd have had eleven heavens/
That's 144 Thousands times 11, Chopper never stopped popping/
Since 2010, bodies never stopped dropping/
We clear more roads than car jacking/ mac loaded/
placed in the passenger's seat, with the back folded/
In the booth, are automatic rifles/ guns with plastic handles/
Loaded with acid, send your body out to the world like Christ's disciples/
A plastic sword is enough to rob these fàggots I no/
Immortal bars, they done plugged and rubbished idols/
When I'm not rapping, I sit and snuff this crack in my nose/
Kanyol tryna fûck, we stab the guy's throat/
Fûck it I said we, I'd let my Niggas raid ya/ make these big gats spray ya/
My pic is all he's got if he says he's got paper/
Kanyol? Nigga you're Kanye's dîcksucker/
I'd cut this Nigga's lip, get it mailed to his mother/
Weak Nigga scared of the god, he was Afraid to diss proper/
Your dad got weak èrection, lil wonder how he makes midgets brother/
Dwarfed son of a goat, your dad tied his eyes as he popped your mum/
Bîtch so ugly, his dîck shrînked as she sucked his cûm/
Jigs got more arms than an Octopus, Niggas Jelly fishes/
My chicks are models, you Niggas roll with smelly bîtches/
Fûck a perfume, y'all no I smell of riches/ I'm cliques with Bill Gates/
Niggas end up in the hospital when they got caught speaking ill mate/
I'm a civil engineer, my lyrics drill fakes/
Holes all over their skin, man this is real lace/
I'm spitting these flames/ and they leave Niggas with coloured skins/
Shame on Phoenix and Kr0ne, one Nigga whipped all your team/
My puns heavy like Klitschko's, just a jab and this Nigga splits all your lips/
Limerick falls off/ Paulthor/ gets four shots/ Elvisonjack2 creeps on all fours/
Gladyys self-services to a mental pix of me fingerîng her clît/
I script bars like a architect, drawing his plans/
Y'all niggas say u bake bars only to get floored with the pans/

Hol Up..... Lets dig out the truth and facts/
I'm bigger than you infact/
Limerick never fell.....he only laid low for Niggas like you to rise/
and I'm your baddest threat/ ya knw what happens if you fight this vet?/
I'ma slam your head against a clock...for you to meet an Untimely death!!/ but cut that crap/ why this nigga all over me? Guess he just another fan/ now I'm miffed...storm his family...hit the bullet on his brother's arm/ plunge the head of his poppa dad/ till he hittin the wall and his moma cries/
now thats parental shot....mikuz, ffuck that ban/
its best they get this while the offer lasts/
now the attack on hs home was a shocker......and I made power run in the family like The Thundermans!!/
thats a bad intent/ shots madly sent/ you dissin' the phoenix? You have to pass me first/
buh wait....b4 u pass me, you should first be done passing your neco/ oops, did I raise the temper of this angry olodo?/
aii, he can call me out, I'd gladly accept, yo/
One blade at his throat and hes marching to heaven.....then make the black bbitch miss world, like Agbani Darego!!/
hey, I heard hes gat a wife and a baby..is it true/
Cos I'm evil enough to torment Saw's Kid till he Changes to Sinzu/
Jig I'm ur bondage and your doom/ you dnt have the courage to be good/
Cos you got nothing to offer.....you just a cultist in the school!!/
Poisonous venomous flow, packaged with sandwich/
my 4 4's engaged...I send a nine at the black bbitch/
fàck this, this be some cruely antics.....this nigga so black, he dispise blaq as his captain/
now I'm pissed off...so ffuck "GOD KNOWS BEST"/
Why the hell should he have created you with the wrong components/
plus I'm feeling Ibime had an error with this bar:

"its evident my bars shatter/ this irrelevant bizzare rapper/
this nigga here on earth. . . .so we must inform NASA. . . .to stop searching outter space for evidence of dark matter/"

wait, I dnt seem to figure out what the error was......hol up, I think I just did......he used that bar against the wrong opponent!!/

Opener - 1 point Nil --- No sting, boring openers, yall didnt get me.

Rhymes - 2 points --- Obesemf, Only God knws what deepthoughts was doing

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points --- Obesemf

Punchlines - 3 points Obesemf. More Horror flicks and straight to the point punches coupled with a little humor that subdued deepthought's attempts.

Personals - 2 points --- Deepthoughts, the "obese M/F ish" is better than Obesemf's "early to nl and now late bullshit"

Flow - 1 point --- Obesemf, chai, this guys a beast, see flow!

Wordplays - 2 points --- Obesemf, nice shots but that 'burnt off ring' is questionable.

Closer - 1 point --- Deepthoughts. Sincerely speaking, that was the only bar I felt in the whole of your verse.

MVGT OBESEMF

TimTox:
See talented beings wasting talent on wack humans!!! Kill a mic instead

whats the difference between beings and humans?

tonaydo:
Inline skating is a sportpracticed widely internationally. Inline skatestypically have 2 to 5 polyurethane wheels, arranged in a single line, although 5 wheel designs are no longer manufactured. The in-line design allows for greater speed than roller skatesand better maneuverability. The in-line wheels are coupled with boots designed for skating over and around various obstacles. Inline-skating is practiced and performed using inline skates designed for race tracks, skate parks, Urban areas, and off-road.

Inline skating is also known as "roller blading" due to the popular brand of inline skates, Rollerblade.

Feel free to join or share your experience on inline skating, where i learnt inline skating at the national stadium in lagos the slogan they use there is "no fall, no fun" kinda funny but true.

surulere abi?

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
Hmm, firstly i saw a thread for bikers, so I decides it's time those that are obsessed to skating to talk about their skating experiences, clubs, pictures of their skate shoes and its designers.....including the hilarious induction falls(first time on skate experience)



Let me open the thread first.
My name is Kaycee, i bought my first skate 2011 @ 5k, realized that I bought the plastic tire skate shoe, had to use it as room decoration.
Later bought my powerful ABEC7, 84MM TYRE with an aluminum frame skate shoe in Calabar @ 15k during my NYSC. i never had any induction fall, i was on top of my wheels as if ive been doing it since birth all thanks to my gears. Both my skateshoe+gears+costumes cost me ?.
Please do not derail this thread lets keep it going, who knows........ Some dudes may hook up a skating club from here

PIC 1 = ME
PIC 2 = MY CLUB
PIC 3 = heart broken first skate shoe,
PIC 4 = MY BLUEBERRY.....CURRENT PET


SO WHICH SKATESHOE DO YOU SKATE WITH? ROLLERBLADE? K2? ETC

I use K2, that Skate is a beast.

Krizzkutz:
no u mad iBlockt u on FB . . never knew u changed ur name to edo boiy, iwudnt hv if i knw twas u. . Joshuabase losing to a newbie doesnt make him wack, same way tikk beating thunder doesn make thunder wack, iwas told uv bin insultive, even calling krizz stopid ahl unblock u ryt away. . i tink ayam now big past some emotional driven shii

Shame on you

ELYMAXiimus:
I just heard something from vector, nd i thought it's d0pe,

"i flow anyhow, my fans are flood victims" lol

that Black magic's song

Krizzkutz:
same way evilchapterz defeated dj5 when he came . . we self we b human beings

you dont get it, you were not a vet then. still a ffucking newbee and I beat you the ffuck out. Wacko

GIYAZZ:
Wow that's more like it bro!

It's time you shut them up!!! I'm anticipating your studio recorded diss @ them "wack Local rappers"

Go hard Lime, Go real hard!!!

Aiit Bruv, I might even dowit alongside Blaqbones.

GIYAZZ:
Hahahahaha!!! Lemme download this one real quick!

Still waiting for a reply from Mode9, Boogey, Vector, Mojeed, SDC, Jesse Jaggz, M.I, BlaqBonez, Kahil Abdul, Rukus, Limerick and every ffucking d0pe English rapper!!!!

This thing go sweet o! English rappers vs Indigenous rappers!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

calm down bruv, these dudes gon get more than they bargained, trust me. Funny enough, I listened to that song and was laughing through out, I never heard that wack in 2015.

mikuz:
D’banj says Dr Sid broke up Mo’hits.

smh

johnjon:
Buhahaha!
See them arguing about who is an oldbie and who is not. Young don grow, old timers should step their game up or retire. We are tired of hearing back in our days blablabla. This is 2015. Believe!

I Like this guy

mikuz:
Newbees tourney fixtures :

One of 12 children, born to a hard-working couple in Port Harcourt, George’s first name, Finidi means “future full of sun.”

https://www.nairaland.com/2153420/official-nairaland-newbies-rap-tournament

you are George?

richommie:
wotz funny?

dis quy seems to be a benin boy!!!

ndi auchi and ekpoma goons.

wetin do Benin boys

MrCork:
..Lanka...are u light skin?

whats with you and light skin chics?

Ibime:
Loonatik joined this section in October 2013

and I joined Jan 6, 2014, 3months difference.

Someone tell lunatic to pls stop acting like a god father here. Smh

Ibime:
Limerick is older than Delidimes and Joshuabase in this section

yes, if you are talking 'bout activeness.

Emaprince:
stop decieving yourselves!..you think delidimes was considered an oldie or vet?..for your info deli dimes,krizzkutz,loonattiikk,glaciers and joshua base were newbies in 2013..krone,elimax and the rest of y'all were newbies early 2014..I think the difference between your set and the afforementioned group is just like 6months or so...old vets of this section who still remains are ibime,coogar,ema prince and mikuz...........thunderstorm and theprekky came in 2012

oh well, why then is loonatiikk acting like a god? That guy self ehn. Pfft

deloon:
Sup man, just reminding you of your battle on muzikstreets

who am i battling and what time are we dropping?

sosiqdude:
U don smoke that thing ur father normally buy for u.. I SEE... Am not participating...I look like newbie?

oops, my bad.
I thought because u write like one, you are automatically one. But forgive me, its a mistake.

sosiqdude:
U talk like someone wey no get sense..

How do u no i wrote jamb four times.. U just they yan errthing wey comot for ur small mouth abi.

wow, so u wrote it four times truly!

Personals Updated!

At least I can add dis to the verse I'm ghostwriting for a guy in the newbies tourney.

sosiqdude:
Jamb question

so those are the type of questions u expect from Jamb?

No wonder U wrote it four times and still counting...