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kr0ne:
She can't do anything. Ur, for the record, the first Lady Of The Realms of Nairaland, the first title for a femcee! We should pop champagne for this

why you like to dey friend all these small small girls

Since 1904, niggas been talking about emotion like they know what it truly means.

kr0ne:
Null and void

LOL

mikuz:
Smh, that shoulda been a win to Illmayor.

I swear

Tight one rilli.woulda tied dis but that to be four warned line did it 4 me... Mvgt:mathematical...............dope piece from both.

mikuz:
By this time? Guy don't develop health issues because of Mik o.

Unblock me on fb

teddybiyasi:
Skype

ok

teddybiyasi:
which one

where did u upload ur pics?

yeyenati:
what are you laughing??


im as good as a chilled gulder through the throat of a bricklayer ob a sunny afternoon. my vibes na kill and chop na, how u see am?

Lmfaooo!

richommie:
pls don't let me show u the other side of me..

for fvck sake..elvis . .is ma twin bro . . .he's older dan me wit 5minute
... am richard . . he's elvis.

meanwhile

guy mind d way u talk..I don't knw u real life. . .same to you. . .





yolo.

lwkm@older than me with 5minutes.

Well we all know most of the people that voted on this battle are people that have little or no knowledge at all about text battle. Emaprince, coogar, kr0ne, mikuz and the rest. Una no try o!

cherryice:
Lol, hes kicking.. thanks for asking. I appreciate that

is that you on your profile pics

JigsawKillah:
Beetches!!!
Let sleeping dogs lie only to shoot them while they sleep/
Ninjas criticising every style i bring/ my rhymes are sick/
The flow is first class, but no accolades still/
I couldnt back it up, with appropriate wins/
But it's still I, MENDing gees like Militants of the Niger/
Check my freestyles, there is no lyrics that isn't fire/
I spit the facts/ they don't read before they say it is wack/
My lyrics poetry, topicals, I'm king of that/
I ain't mikuz, I don't lack confidence to spit on tracks/
My accent is hardcore, he's own is like Boss of a kiddies pack/
This is the fact/ Ninja is Wacker than the fact that he is wack/
Emotional bïtch, always apt to giving bans/
Fücking with Jigs, in a week, he'd need his hands/
But all he's gone get is artificials/ my art official/
Will make a gallery of bones by parting his toes/
Low self esteemed bàstard can't even star in his shows/
But better of Khimwhyting/ and when the heat strikes him/
Behind a fat bïtch is the only place we'd find him/
Everything you ever did is wrong/ but you gon doubt
You couldn't kill a recording, how can you kill a song?/


So I'm back, associated with my presence is hate/
See the difference it makes/ and its essence is praised/
Steady disses and y'all gone complain of excessive ràpes/
But I'm gone wipe out only the excess of gays/
So they scared of me/ and the lead I spit/
In the hood, I'd lost count of the heads I split/
So this is a warning, to you know who/
From fat rétards to lean cretins, I'm he, who own you/

Your rhymes are pathetic, your stories haved flopped/ your style is allergic to stories that touch/
I'd strike from a mercedes.......its lies if I missed it.......my life is majestic, my glories are up/
son, quit this lame shìt/ it really plain weak/ If I'm invited to your schooling.....its PTA week/
you are wack, argue that.....I'd run into a court and shout; "my son is a lawyer".....thats GTA Cheat/
ffucked with the wrong dude.....I drew a case for the jerk/ case was write off, the jury prayed for his death/
Now he ffucking with mikuz.......If that nigga let it slide....I come with my skate shoes and pull the brakes on his head/
Jig you should be sliced for being wack/ I laughed my buttt out when kr0ne said you never won a fight on this ground/ I'm a light on this ground/
you an opposition.......even on my recent battle...you advanced to pick dark/
But I'm cool cos it fine and essential/ you getting schooled till you die like Tekena!!/
but if you call krone and phase/ then be sure its a waste/
cos I cant get beaten by you three........I'm not Joshuabase!!/

YourCoffin:
Saw what you did....

Saw what you did....

lwkm this ur username na die o!

Dklef:
gibberish and nice ...

lol

you no well

impressive 4rm both..
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MVGT...henzekido

teddybiyasi:
o:

a new smiley?

Heywhizzy:
no try am o..I can't brawl a wack calabar dog

Lol, niggas with their bad mouth

teddybiyasi:
you say

his freestyle should bury you.

richommie:
am a big fan of real_madrid.

I don't joke wit em. .so mind d way u murck em.:-),

biko

#yolo™

UP US

ELYMAXiimus:
That 'yoruba play' line got me lmfao.
Nd lime's 'shoot arrows with his bow leg'
lwkm.

I already deleted that bar because of the unending complaints of the pussy.

And yes... I was going to say any newbie that wants to learn personals should read that battle

ELYMAXiimus:
I wanna have a tough brawl.. Teddybiyasi, how far? Lets brawl...

Then limerick After ur brawl with dark..
Lets do 24lines

ON ONE CONDITION

You wont restrict any voter, that is pure nonsense. We take the votes as they come and accept our fate. Its rap battle section, and as far as its an active section, problems between one another are bound to occur. Not that you would come to a thread and restrict the whole world from voting.

For instance, everyone knws bruce isnt in friendly terms with me(of course. I DNT Give a hoot) and would surely be sentimental when voting on my thread but I didnt restrict him, even if it isnt seen as maturity...it would definitely quicken the voting process. Moreso, I dnt want to have any problem with anyone o
n this section again.
Thats how its supposed to be. Voting should be opened to all.

ELYMAXiimus:
Thanks, more votes pls.

Voting ends by 4pm today!

........................Current scores...........................

Darkrebel 3 - 1 limerick...

note: only OLD nd REGULAR members' votes are valid.

Flash gave me his vote. Its 3 - 2

Nice one

ELYMAXiimus:
i think he'll make a good mod. But he isn't interested..

KR0NE ND SOSSIQ are the only two nominees we have...

AIIT THEN. Y'All MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.
SOSSIQDUDE OR KR0NE?

I WAN TA BE A NOMINEE

mikuz:
Forget all these ginger abeg, after all these gra-gra we go count scores. It is only a small boy that mistakes a bolt of fire for a palm nut.

Lol, Ibo men with their adages.

Elymaxiimus tag the voters

ELYMAXiimus:
Don't derail this thread guys.
Limerick pls reduce ur lines to be equal with his.

I recall you guys agreed on 20lines...

You have untill 10am.... If you don't, pls don't blame me when he wins via ur DQ.

Ok, because of you and prince though, i will remove two bars. and I hope rebel learns good manners some day

I'm Not Removing Any Thing From My Verse. Plus I Used My Lines Against You And Not Your Father's(if He Does Rap)

Lol. DarkRebel Been Scared Of Me Since 1908

elymax.....pls tag the voters