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Emmadani: ok.Thanks

Ode u wan dey form "the boy is good" u for reply make I spank u like small pickin...so u no sabi na him u first dey make mouth...jst pray u get urself out of penury.

suzzyy: Its working on my bold 2

how did you download it on your bold 2?

Emmadani: no wahala na,i b over sabi thank you.Na me cause am.

Broke niggas talk shit...empty barrel makes d loudest noise...u sound broke nigga is it becos u don't ve a good phone don't blame dose pals on bbm,watsapp nd 2go dey ve jst gat an ego...but u,u ve gat no single ego(money) miser...u dey here dey form boss on nairaland I no blame u I blame naija ppl like u for dey one school or d oda but na jamb dey kill u..mumu frustrated miser...

Jaywilzee: I got 53 in post utme ...course is food tech......anybody knw d cut-off mark

Food tech?! Same here but I scored 49...congrats man

Princess zoe: And wet dreams don't emanate or take place as a result of lust(sex fantasies)?

Bla bla bla..is it the kind of lust you really wanted to experience? Or you mean you or some of friends pray to have wet dreams?...do you? Oh I see you must have had sex with several men u asked for,if you think wet dreams takes place as a result of lust? Huh?...Hey guyz,princess zoe thinks you have wet dreams because of your sex fantasies,guess she doesnt knw wat it means to have wet dreams

omobajohn58: Lolzwu is lying 4 u??...........

I no know...congrats man..

Lolz...I don't think I'll be coming here anymore...I've discovered a lot of stuffs here;fake,lies,libel nd even scams...lolz..I don't need 'em anymore...I think all I need to do nw is to put everything in God's hand...abi now...till den bye.

omobajohn58: i can use all mouth 2 tell u i score 70.............dat 1 nko?

Which course?

omobajohn58: i can use all mouth 2 tell u i score 70.............dat 1 nko?

doesn't sound real...but if u r nt decieving ursef..congrats

djeezy: Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with
your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep fromproviding offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also(GENESIS 38:3-10)

He wasn't masturbating but spilling of semen could be bad which happens usually during self-service'n off to climax.

So, what about wet dreams...try to clarify dt...semens(fluid mixed with sperm) dt comes out when u ve a wetdream...is dat a sin too? Did u make d wetdream come intentionally? Did u stimulate it? Isn't it d same as spilling? Or wen u ve wetdreams u swallow it or lick it so as to avoid spilling? Read d scriptures very well b4 u start an argument

oluwaugo: i scored 51..,o #still in shock

No fear na...I had 49% we jst ve to keep praying for favour...I pray dey drop the cut-off mark dis year...since it's not fixed yet

Dcoolest: y dat course nw

Abeg no vex no be curse ooo...I pray d system will favour us for good!..nd we'll should be admitted too...say amen to dis if you believe!

under12: hope ure checking the courses to? Yet 2 see an engineering applicant with 55

Yeh..m checking...I think the system will be changed...I hope so...I pray dey change the system in Jesus name ooo! Amen!!!

under12: I believe admission in any school shld be based on applicants performance.

Yeh dats true...ok...cos...m on d look for any candidate dt scored above 65%...the highest ve seen so far is 52% and 60%

under12: do u hv any idea d rate of failure in jamb this year. . .everyone with 45% above should be hopefull and pray as well.

So,will the result be based on the set of candidates that got d highest scores...u knw mayb d student dt got d highest score scored 65% will yabatech work on dat or proceed with there normal 70% nd above becos I can see dat no 1 has scored above 65%?

omobajohn58: there's no scam.....there is difference in having a gud jamb result..and wu tell u d jamb result is gud sef.......so b'cos u have 49 means d exam is a scam??.......maybe d anxiety of seeing easy questions is what killed u?

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And what about the questions they didn't allow us to bring out? Huh? Well well...cos m so sure of what I did nd I can sure defend it... And pls ave u seen anybody dat scored above 65?

OmoKhary: To be frank....anything below 50% is almst if nt invalid,50%-59%,u need to pray,60%-above,u hope is strong bt add prayer.

The post utme agg scores: does it guarantee the final result or will dey still use the Jamb result with it..I mean the agg?

Fynestboi: wats ur course?

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Food science and technology...

There's scam in the 2013/2014 result...I knew that when I saw the crowds, the cheap questions, and repetition of questions..I scored 209 in this year utme exam...so I decided to try out polytechnics since I had multiple choices .when I saw the questions I was really glad because they where very cheap...to my utmost surprise when I saw my result...I was disappointed...I saw 49 which I will never accept as my result...what is happening in this country?! Do we now need grace nd not grades to get admitted anymore?...

pls, i need too,
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some1 help me Ooooo,i need any fucking settings that deals with browsing.dis is my e-mail add,well changed it; isaac.orija@yahoo.com

pls help me Oooo, isaac.orija@yahoo.com

Pls i-guru am waiting Oooo send it to orija.isaac@yahoo.com or my mobile number 07029496350.Did you know that Opera Mini4.2 version is going to expire this year.so, pls i need it

i-guru,pls i need settings for my phone to use opera mini4.2 this is my mobile nos 07029496350, this is my e-mail add;orija.isaac@yahoo.mail.pls help me

hello fellas,pls help me Oooo,i cant use opera mini4.2 on my phone,jst because i use mtn sim,when i called them they told me that they have nothing to do with opera mini,both other subscribers do use mtn with opera mini(its Unfaair )pls help me Ooooo)

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