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A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked,
"God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart the place where love resides." How wonderful are the lives of women!

feel free to add yours

Ahh police woman ke. na dem worst pass. dem go flex your IQ first, turn u to mumu, still collect the money wey u get.then change am 4 u.
na so one time i think say i get police female friend until she change am for me.

Hello house, i go admission to to study paralegal from CBC college but the tuition fee is too high, they charged me tuition of $20000 and the expiry date on the aceptace letter 1st-april-2016 .

do i have enough time to apply for TRV(submit my application to CIC) or should i tell the school to still extend the date further so i can have more time.


is it advisable to apply to the school then if i succeed in getting TRV (Godwilling) THen i can change my school before the date of resumption when i get to canada

Please guys i need your advice on what to do?

OP i agree with what u wrote up here but consider the fact that these women are motherlyand more caring so theres no fear of heartbreak . when a young man dates such women they get benefits from them aside the sex.

but this have spiritual side effect. power must change hands during such relationship.
guys you don,t know the spiritual states of such women. i speak from experience
the young man may not know this.

any man that sleeps with a woman old enough to be her mother is causing damage to himself spiritually.

go study your bible and come back here to prove me wrong

is a 2yrs diploma program too long for one who is to return back to his/ work in nigeria after studies.


i currently work in a customary court in my state here in naija and i have my olevels 2 sittings, i did commercial subjects in my olevels not arts subjects. but i have work experience in the judiciary andnow i intend to study for a 2 years diploma in legal related courses(PARA LEGAL or LAW CLERK ) because i feel that it rhymes with my work. i plan to return after studies, will the V.O see my choice of program course and duration as a red flag?

also a bible community college MCC is about to grant me admission to study a bible related course, do u think the vo will see such as a red flag?

or please house also advise me of what course i should study

is a 2yrs diploma program too long for one who is to return back to his/ work in nigeria after studies.


i currently work in a customary court in my state here in naija and i have my olevels 2 sittings, i did commercial subjects in my olevels not arts subjects. but i have work experience in the judiciary andnow i intend to study for a 2 years diploma in legal related courses(PARA LEGAL or LAW CLERK ) because i feel that it rhymes with my work. i plan to return after studies, will the V.O see my choice of program course and duration as a red flag?

also a bible community college MCC is about to grant me admission to study a bible related course, do u think the vo will see such as a red flag?

or please house also advise me of what course i should study

are there no muslims to defend islam in this argument?

pls whats the chance for an ssce holder willing to apply for thi canadian skilled visa

OP is right.but what if one is born again?

somebody should please give me a list of affordable colleges in canada?.

Hello everyone, i was at the school where i sat for mY NECO SSCE exam AND 2010 MAYJUNE , i got there to collect the result on behalf of my brother and the school came up with excuses that i cant collect NECO result on behalf of someone else. another reason again is they inflated the price for collection to N15000 Instead of N10000. They say the extra 5000 is what the person who registered me to them owe them.
i was annoyed when i got to the school and quarreled with a woman there, dont know if shes the proprietress of the school.

The other school has closed down,(2009 MAY JUNE) they don't exist anymore, they no longer have an office.

please what do i do nairalanders , i have 2 sittings NECO and now i intend to use them to further my studies but the private schools aren't helping matters.

can i go to NECO office because of this issue, will i be given the NECO original certificate?
i m planing to send the NECO reslts and transcript to a school in canada.

please i need your advice on this matter

very correct, i agree with you on that@dollyjoy

dollyjoy:
Maybe you are right@op.


December is the last month of the year and most ladies vowed in january to get married by december.

So their desperation is understandable,they probably dont want to cross over the following year with the "miss" title.



It not their fault though,the society make marriage seem like an achievement.

@monalisa i dont mean to be biased , i m telling you what is obvious in our society, we dont have to pretend that its not real, moreover i find that men are less worried worried about marriage at such period as this december.

why are there more marriages this December?,
i noticed among most unmarried ladies that whenever the year draws close to an end they kind of show some little/much desperation on concerning marriage(like they try to make moves that can bring a man to them, i cant say thesame applies to men.

i have seen ladies who have been hostile during the year become more friendly to men who are not likely thier choice fpr marriage during this december period .

are singles ladies under pressure to get married before or during the year end

What A Father Told His Daughter A Day Before Her Wedding

My Daughter,tomorrow you will stop bearing my
name. You will be happily married to the man you love. Dont miss me because I have fulfilled my purpose, it is now time for you to start fulfilling yours.
From your childhood, I have raised you well by the grace of God but before you say I do, there are few things I need to tell you about living
with a man and being married. Do you remember when you wrote your WAEC and JAMB exams? You came to me and I gave
you 20,000 naira for the registration? Well, even though I gave it to you, the money was not mine. I know you always thought I paid the fees. The truth is, I was broke… but your mother gave me the money She could have given it to you but she decided to give it to me to give to you.
Support your husband. Some times things will get tough… he will befrustrated. Even though he acts tough, in his mind he has fears… he fear
you may not value him anymore because he has fallen. That is the time to get behind him and support him!
The best way to show your husband you love
him is to respect him! You may argue with him, you may disagree but at the end of the day, let him know he has your respect.
Do you remember the day I screamed at your
mother? What did she do? She was quiet! Do
you also remember the day she screamed at me? What did I do? I was quiet! My daughter learn to be quiet sometimes when your husband is angry. When one person is hot, the other should be cool. If two are always screaming at
same time, that is how big problems start in
marriage.
The first thing to know about your husband is his favourite food! If he has more than one then keep them at the back of your mind. Dont let him ask for it, always prepare it for him.
There was a day your mother caught me
touching a woman’s hand affectionately. I was lust after that woman but I was not yet cheating on your mum. When she saw us… she didnt fight
The lady, she quietly left. I was afraid of going home because all hell will break lose. But when I got home she said nothing. She served me my food. Guilt was taking control over me. I started begging. From that day, I never looked at a woman two time. Who knows? If she had fought and threatened me… maybe I could have run away from the fight into the arms of the lady. Sometimes Silent brings better solution than fight.
Forget those romantic novels you read while you were 21. Remember those Indian and American
love movies? Also remember those too sweet Nollywood films on African magic? Forget them! Don’t expect your married life to be that way.
Life is different from fiction The last thing I want to tell you…. Do you remember how you were born? After our wedding, things were tough and your mum had to do two jobs to support us. I was working as well. I get home 6 PM while she gets home 8pm tired. But when we get to bed… she will not
refuse me my night food. That is how you were born. Dont form a habit of denying your husband of his night food. Be a good wife. You will always Daddy’s girl…

berexio1:
After using agents, U start asking questions.. Well to answer u, ur medical is valid for 1year so u won't need to do another. Secondly, once u pay ur visa fees and biometrics, u are not required to pay anything again..If u like make that agent use u do Christmas!

Thanks for the answer Berexio1, i am not using any agent for the processing that why i have come to seek answers,
please oo how much is the application fee i visited CIC page but didnt see any of the fees listed there maybe its my eyes sha .
pls how much is biometrics and visa fee ?

please anyone should help me answer this question. if a person should choose to reapply the 2nd time after first refusal, does the canadian embassy requires that i do a fresh medical test allover again?

also does the canadian embassy charge any ammount for the processing of documents or visa or TRV?

please guys help me with answers

IF a person is refused TRV at his or her first time of applying ,if he later choose to reapply is he required to retake or redo his/her medicals all over again?

PLEase can anyone help me with low tuition fees colleges or universities in australia, ?

what are the step by step procedures in applying to them, i dont wanna deal with thier agents in Nigeria seeing that i have fears that they are likely to make things difficult for applicants who arent financial bouyant

what do you think of vocational schools?

berexio1:
Been very busy of late. Am sorry if I didn't respond to your mentions here. I will get back to u.

Just to modify abit of the post sb wrote here abt the success rates of different categories of scholars.

With my experience with reading almost all the parts of this Travelling to Canada thread and with interactions with people out of this thread and my reasearch also. I would like to add my 2cents.

For PhD applicants- TRV success rate is 99% on first trial.I.e their first application. Doesn't matter if they haven't travelled outta the country before. PhD candidates are usually of high academic standing and most get funding from Canadian institutions. Hence there is little to worry about financially. Canada supports research a lot and we can see this by how they treat PhD students with good opportunities to remain even after their programs.

Master's Applicants-These set of people have a 99% success rate on TRV application on their second trial.I.e applying the second time after a previous denial. A lot get it on their first though when every other thing in the application is perfect enough. Especially applicants on a high academic standing with scholarships from Canada. Research based Masters is a path to further studies in obtaining a PhD. So these guys are potential PhD students. Course based Masters too have favorable success if financial standing is right.

PGD applicants- These set of people usually have a 99% rate on their 3rd trial.I.e applying the 3rd time after subsequent denials.This is after all loopholes have been covered and application is packaged well. A very few people in this category get it the first time.This is not to say they had the most packaged application. But if your application is well packaged, you stand a chance to get ur TRV.

BSc/Diploma- These set have a 99% success rate on their 2nd trial if their age,program,sponsors(parents) are right. Paying tuition for them seem like an advantage to get TRV becos they are perceived as dependants and might not be able to fend for themselves.

U can correct me if I am wrong.
Comments are welcome.

Cheers!

thanks for the information, this will really help many of us on here still processing.
but u didn't tell us what age is best for an undergraduate or diploma applicant who has their parent as sponsor.

my brother is 28 years of age and he intends using his mother as sponsor
his university program is yet to be completed and he says that he didnt make good grades in the university here in Nigeria.
hes applying with his o level result also he currently works with the state government(JUDIciary arm of govt)
of what advantage can his current job be to him during the school application process and getting (study visa)trv process
is his age okay for a 1yr diploma program or a 3 yr university degree program

please how or where do i get an essay i can send to a school i m planing to apply to

the school says i should submit a typed personal profile of 250-350 words essaying my goals in education , occupation and life,and also why i desire to attend their school. etc.

please guys help me out on this one

what can i do?

does the canadian embassy request for any processing fee?

i m yet to see anybody writing about such charges from the canadian embassy

do they process visas for free?

My Prayer is that people learn from this story, theres no gain in cultism. if not for the prayers of his parent , and the help of his brother he could have been killed. this is why you shouldnt disrespect those praying for you.

do not think that u re better off being a hardman. theres a spiritual law in the bible which tells us that, the harder a man becomes the closer he is to the grave.

cultists dont have peace of mind

please stay away from cultism , distance your self from it so you dont die early

Remain blessed

God bless the highly annointed man of God, David Oyedepo. but i d like to ask where was bishop benson idahosa during the nigerian civil war, what was the church doing as at then, did they try to advise government against the war , i see great men of God attending this . the founder of the church must be very great and existed during the war, i want to know what he did as at that time to save lives seeing he was the spiritual father of the nation as at then.

what did the church do during and before the civil war

no offence please i just wanna learn.

how much?

my military friend bought a car without paying customs duty. and its been over 8months since he bought the car, i told him its risky to drive such a car on the highways where custom officers operate seeing that hes planing to travel with it to the east for december.

if hes caught with such a car what are the consequences?

what if he were a mere civillian?

please shed light on this issue

@uzhi thankyou for the reply, if i choose to visit belarus for tourism purpose/or travel there as a tourist, how long will it take thier embasy here to grant me visa

hello house, please what country can one get thier visa very easily after meeting all thier requirement, i m looking at asia and europe, please suggest for me

Thankyou

hey house, i tried to view the list of programmes offered by noun but could not get any information , i guess its due to problem with the site maintenance.

Please tell me if NOUN offer this course:

TOURISM AND HOTEL MANAGEMENT (B.Sc)

I am a new student , just got my form paid for (N5000) at the bank but i need to confirm if this programm is available on thier portal

waiting for your replies

why do you re publish this news, the registration has been ongoing since may . so whats the point for re advertising this news again at this time,

The past questions or what ever assistance you promise is not even been fulfiled on your site, theres no link to getting the past questions, all what we see is phone number/numbers to call.

The moderator of this section shouldn't have taken this to front page , there are better topics than these to be posted there on front page

hey house, please i need NAVY recruitment past questions for this ongoing excercise please send it to my email johnok35@yahoo.com

The Lord Almighty Grant you Favour on the day of your interview and in the sight of the VO.

And you ll come back with a testimony

Babagamzy:
Congrats to everyone that has shared their testimony...... Am praying to God to make my own testimony the next on this forum..... been stalking dis page for a while and I must confess I ve gathered so many points for my Interview... I can say I am humanly prepared but I am handing everything over to God at this point..... You can pray along with me its dis Tuesday