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9ja083:
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false

Love628:
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Ojestas:
Show this to Tonto Dike abeg. .Let her flaunt her baby bump rather than the slippers she's flaunting around.

pTomz:
Everybody z busy shouting about election
Nobody has noticed dat LaCasera is
becoming more transparent dan
usual

emblexxx:
I hear u

400billionman:
Yes, the cam will get the face.

Do you have a database to match the face to a name, the name to an address ?

It's Useless.

wtfCode:
that was a typing error, I and O are together.
atleast, u understood it when u read it.
#Uratbastard.

kibx:
EyaAaaaa, sowie dear and I ws even goin to say,u shud av given a wrong pin......

wtfCode:
what a sad news. that's why I have 3 bank accts. the 1 with atm doesn't have more than 50k on it.

echobee:
Na wa ooooooo . Killing na the latest now >:

Lala247:
Wow, so should all women be wearing it or is this just for SA women ... it looks really uncomfortable to just b wearing daily @ Op

Stellaenefa:
Very funny coke bottles. I was very slim before I got married. 3 months after I had my first baby, I became 3 times my former weight. My husband said he liked me slim but he is getting used to the added flesh and he likes the fat me better than the slim me.

chymystique:
[color=#DD00FF]It doesnt apply to all women[/color]

oloyolo:
Every day women ar killing their
husband
Those silly feminists no go advice
them
Yet dem go dey say men wicked
From last week monday till this
monday different new of this same
crime has surfaced the internet
Back to back
It is almost becoming a norm
I wonder what the younger women
ar learning
I know a lady will quote me to say
poo
But incase u don't know. I am
saying this for ur own good
because when it becomes a norm
the younger men would evolve into
a bigger beast
Man was given authority women
were given influence
It was a result of the abuse of that
influence that men started abusing
their authority only women has the
power to chang this world but the
devil that deceived them form the
beginning is still doing the same
I wonder y GOD gave such a power
to a gullible creature like them

missbehave247:
A little boy came down
4breakfast one morning nd
asked his
grandma, "where's mom nd
dad?" she replied, They're up in
bed. D little boy started 2giggle,
ate his breakfast nd went
out 2play. Den he came back in
4lunch nd asked his
grandma, "where's mom nd
dad?" she replied, dey're still up
in bed! Again d little boy giggle
nd ate his lunch nd went out
2play. Den d little boy came in
4dinner nd once again he
asked his grandma, "where's
mom nd dad?" his grandma
replied, they're still up in bed.
The little boy started 2laugh
nd his grandma asked, why is it
dat every time i tell u
they're still up in bed, u will start
2laugh! Wats going on
here? The little boy replied, well
last nite daddy came into my
bed rum nd asked me for
vaseline nd i gave him super
glue.

ladebi:
You dont need a male companion even if you need a companion why not a female like you who understands what you are going through.Your relationship with any man would lead to sex.What about devorce?.