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PrinceMajestic:
on behalf of the slavish Christian grass eating sheeps, "fvck you nigga". Abeg, you want kill them o

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Dinno my niggar

Dramatic man worshipping one low budget ass son of a carpenter whose mother was a prostitute.....through him the world have been deceived that there is one imaginary being up there in the sky that oversees the affair of the universe

Guyman02:
He picked those rotten carrots from the garbage thrown away by the Mallam selling it.
Even the eggs look sick as if it will explode Kpoof if you crack it open.
The tomato was taken from the basket called baje baje.
The green peas has spent so much days in the sun and the green has faded from some part.
The plantain and onions look manageable

chatinent:
There is a difference between needing a man and needing a man's surname.


Last time I checked, there are more men stalking ladies than there are women stalking men.


There are many much-unaccepted friend requests on your Facebook; more snubbed chats, and more.

Then why do some women still say they need men?

Your requirement in men, most times, only exists in heaven. How can you need a tall, handsome, pointed nose, British accent, take care of your needs, buy you anything you want, must have two houses and at least three cars, rich, honest and faithful guy..who will take you for who you are! Who are you! Go and mould that person naw. Kuku say you need your personal Lord and Saviour!

The only guy you claimed to love was Greg who was only concerned about using you until your carburetor knocked. And it is difficult most times to recognise these sorts.

Let me surprise you: the only requirement most men are looking for in a woman is a good character. Some men say they want virgins. Believe me, many men only want a good character. Other things are secondary.

You have refused to lift the fog to see beneath your makeup, breast, and hips. Continue singing you get yansh, you get breast, you sabi cook, you get this, you bi wife material.

Motivation yea? That uncle who sang that rubbish is married! Bubble poked!


Phillip that you are rejecting because of his kpomo lips have those qualities, then you let him off the hook.

Ndubuisi you told off loved you from his heart but you wrote him off due to his gigantic head! Ọ bụ isi ya ka ị ga -eri?

You also used and dumped Samuel because he hadn't the kind of money you wanted!

Andrew was your first love yet you dumped him for the trophies of short-lived iPhones and Aba Brazilian wigs. Andrew cried and begged you not to leave but you wagged your hips on him and said he was no longer your type.

Joe is still showing the hints he is into you but you placed him in an eternal friendzone.

And there is Michael, a tall, handsome, and caring guy coming...you and your friends have already labeled him a player.

Going home, you are now considering drifting your life from revolving around money, to looking for a god-fearing man. Hey look, a food-flask-headed 2face is stopping you and telling you how he wants to marry you.

You are glad. He has a car..and it's a plus. Oh, he is even a doctor in Massachusetts. Oh, God thank you o. In fact, what God cannot do doesn't exist...even when you lied to him Grey, your first and “only guy raped” you.


Yapu, yapu, yapu, yapu...

Two months later..

Two seconds, e don end.

You realised he is married after he has nigeria-ed your body figure. Oh, all men are dogs.

You are on your DM now trying to respond to old chats if those oldies can bring back those words. Oh, most of them are married now. What a reverse psycology!


You feel you have failed as a woman. To whom do you run to? Oh, the society is expecting much now! Everyone is asking you personal questions about your children and husband. You mutter, can't they mind their business!

In mid-thought, you feel you have failed.

I'll tell you for free: you have not failed.

You have not just answered the big question.

I ask you, what do you really want!

MITCHELL96:
OBO, Catch cruise abeg we only have one life to live

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austinelex:
Pls can someone explain this to me better. does it mean as a Nigerian we can now travel through our own airport to the UAE without using neighboring countries

ityP:
No mind them. Indigenes of Akwa Ibom and Cross River most especially, no wan carry ear hear Biafra. These IPOB people are just fooling themselves. The look down on the ibibios and Efik but want to include them in Biafra? Lmao. This is the main reason why Biafra will never see the light of day