Great, very funny, still laughing my ass out.

JayKayMaybachz: Call from sunday Mba to his wife in Warri. Mba: Honey'm, how are u?
Wife: Honey ke?.......biko onye na po'm(Call)? Mba: It's me Sunday Mba ur husband.
Wife: (Excited) Chinekeme ooooo, unu bia ooooo! Di'm oma no na fone oooooooooo. Oh, my sugar, sweeti'm, ifunanya, my heart..... Mama Efe dey here, ur club mate (Uzonna) dey here too, Oga Landlord just enter now, we see ur goa. ...(Mba interrupts)
Mba: Ifeoma, asim(I said) how are u??
Wife: Obim, adim fyn now ehn....I am fyn Mba: Wot of my baby?
Wife: He is fyn.
Mba: did u show him d goal I scored?
Wife: Yes, after u scored he started talking. I swear.
Mba: listen, we were supposed to move from Warri(Wolves) to Enugu(Rangers) on transfer. No worry again, just tell d truck driva wey wan cari our loads make e no worry
Wife: Hmmmmm, my lov, u no trust me again? I already know we are goin to America. Mba: Na Europe o. Wife: Hope is a fine country? Mba: amakwam(dunno) for now,
Wife: I hav already told him but I wasn't sure d country we will live in europe so I said he shud move d items to my mother's place.
Mba: Ur mother ke? I don wire moni 2agent 4Owerri 4 her new house. Abeg dash all our house properties to Mama efe wey dey sell food stuff. For junction. If no be she dey giv us credit somtyms I 4don stop 2play footbal since. Tell Pastor say for my Son's naming ceremony make him forget dat name wey I giv am b4. His new name na Sunday Mba Jnr. If e no gree, borrow Uzonna 100k giv am. Moni dey now.
Wife: Oh my honi. I lov u o, abeg buy brazil hair come back 4me o.
Mba: Na Europe we dey go no be Brazil. Bye.

Funny shah, first to comment incase e make front page.

ORJI UZOR KALU IS A FOOTBALL WIZARD, I AM SURE HE MADE HIS FIRST MONEY BY PLAYING POOL



Why Eagles Will Win AFCON ? Orji Uzor Kalu

Gold in the air, that is what former Abia State Governor, Dr.Orji Uzor Kalu sees as Super Eagles mark their Golden Jubilee at the Africa Cup Nations which is billed to open in South Africa.

The Eagles debuted in 1963 conceding a basket full of 10 goals. However, Kalu harped on a 10-year sequence that had showered luck on Nigerian soccer ever since.

He said, ?Every 10 years since 1963, something good happened. In 1973, we won All Africa Games gold.

In 1983, Nigeria won the Tessema Cup for the first time which took the Flying Eagles to the country?s first FIFA Champioship, Mexico ?83 and Stephen Keshi?s New Nigeria Bank Benin won the elusive WAFU Cup.

In 2003, Golden Eaglet ruled the world in Japan, while Enyimba made history lifting the CAF Champions league in 2003. I am sure 2013, is for the Eagles again.?

The former governor was not done. ?Imagine this, ?he explained.? When the Eagles won their first Nations Cup in 1980, their captain was a central defender Christian Chukwu.

When Keshi lifted the trophy in 1994, he was in the central defence even if he did not play in the grand finale. Now, you know Skipper Joseph Yobo?s position. Good enough, the trio would be in South Africa.?

Crystal ball, may be.

Kalu continued with his predictions and similarities, ?their is the letter ?A? Connection. Men who supervised sports at the Federal level in those years of Cup glory had ?A? as the beginning of their surname.

Paulinus Amadike in 1980, Sylvanus Akinwumi in 1994 and today, Bolaji Abdullahi. And i hope you know that Keshi and his Assistant Sylvanus Okpala also won the Nations Cup as players, ?Kalu added.

Missing the Nations Cup is also a blessing in disguise.? After 1963, the Eagles did not qualify until Ethiopia ?76. They were in the final Classification that earned them a bronze, because for the first and only time, there was no grand-finale.

After missing Egypt ?86, Manfred Hoener took them to Maroc?88, and got to the last two. In 1996 and again 1998, they were absent.

When the team returned in 2000, a golden silver followed us. Ask Victor Ikpeba and the Tunisian referee. In South Africa, after missing the last edition, all i see is the Cup,? he added.


http://newsdiaryonline.com/why-eagles-will-win-afcon-kalu/

9icest: TB Joshua is an under-appreciated Messiah in our midst. He said it, I was already drinking and celebrating before the game even started!I dont need prayers when such men say it shall BE

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Guy you they talk about TB JOSHUA, who gave his prophecy after semi final, what about this man who did his own before the Nigeria even went to south Africa. I think he is the bigger Messiah.



Why Eagles Will Win AFCON ? Orji Uzor Kalu

Gold in the air, that is what former Abia State Governor, Dr.Orji Uzor Kalu sees as Super Eagles mark their Golden Jubilee at the Africa Cup Nations which is billed to open in South Africa.

The Eagles debuted in 1963 conceding a basket full of 10 goals. However, Kalu harped on a 10-year sequence that had showered luck on Nigerian soccer ever since.

He said, ?Every 10 years since 1963, something good happened. In 1973, we won All Africa Games gold.

In 1983, Nigeria won the Tessema Cup for the first time which took the Flying Eagles to the country?s first FIFA Champioship, Mexico ?83 and Stephen Keshi?s New Nigeria Bank Benin won the elusive WAFU Cup.

In 2003, Golden Eaglet ruled the world in Japan, while Enyimba made history lifting the CAF Champions league in 2003. I am sure 2013, is for the Eagles again.?

The former governor was not done. ?Imagine this, ?he explained.? When the Eagles won their first Nations Cup in 1980, their captain was a central defender Christian Chukwu.

When Keshi lifted the trophy in 1994, he was in the central defence even if he did not play in the grand finale. Now, you know Skipper Joseph Yobo?s position. Good enough, the trio would be in South Africa.?

Crystal ball, may be.

Kalu continued with his predictions and similarities, ?their is the letter ?A? Connection. Men who supervised sports at the Federal level in those years of Cup glory had ?A? as the beginning of their surname.

Paulinus Amadike in 1980, Sylvanus Akinwumi in 1994 and today, Bolaji Abdullahi. And i hope you know that Keshi and his Assistant Sylvanus Okpala also won the Nations Cup as players, ?Kalu added.

Missing the Nations Cup is also a blessing in disguise.? After 1963, the Eagles did not qualify until Ethiopia ?76. They were in the final Classification that earned them a bronze, because for the first and only time, there was no grand-finale.

After missing Egypt ?86, Manfred Hoener took them to Maroc?88, and got to the last two. In 1996 and again 1998, they were absent.

When the team returned in 2000, a golden silver followed us. Ask Victor Ikpeba and the Tunisian referee. In South Africa, after missing the last edition, all i see is the Cup,? he added.


http://newsdiaryonline.com/why-eagles-will-win-afcon-kalu/

But former governor of abia state, orji uzor kalu is a prophet

Nigerian in Ghana are living in panic, after obasanjo award 11 penalty and 12 red card against black stars in their match against Biafran.

fosbiggy:

God Bless you oo Suya eater.More Suya for you.

The link don go, nothing found again

market with aluminum roof, some one should help this man upgrade.

Eze Promoe: Chineke onye ime eligwe, ayi ekele gi etu i siri me k'anyi di ndu n'ala ndi di ndu, ayi a sopuru gi, ayi ebulie aha gi elu. Chukwu biko gbaghara ayi ebe obula ayi siri jehie, kwuhie, mehie ma obu chehie. Biko ekwela ka Nairalandi dub'ayi nime onwunwa. Biko ndi n'enweghi oru ebea na anodu ebea kwa oge obula, biko gbaghara ha nye ha oru. Biko nna ayi, oburu onu ka ha buru ha, biko kagbue ya. Eze Promoe ga anu nwayi oma na 2013 a n'abia abia. Na aha Jisos Kraisti bu onye nwe ayi. Amen!

Bros u finish work here, daluooo, ka Chineke nalu ekpele gi.

people stop all this, i understand what happen there, some passengers most have ask the drive to proceed while some will disagree.

O.T.I.S:
My wish-- Emancipation/Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra.

GBAMMMMMMMMMMMM

jmaine: Brazilian ladies . . Showing them the way and the truth about true Carnival costumes

eeeehhhhhhhh, for calabar here weh this one they happen?

cosmatika: Dis xmas u ppl re doing now, we've started doing it 80yrs now before u wia born

Bros na u are papa be that?

Abeg make una leave my able governor Iheanochor chime alone