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seriously, u expect fishBrains to be able to program?
seriously?!?!?

miss op, am sure the dust used to create that casing of urs must have come from a very rare and unique source,
ladies would rather use their brains for less tasking chores, like gossiping, backbiting, more gossiping, pingin on their BBs,
and then they might watch a home video or 2 all in a bid to excite their unstable, epileptic emotions...
for a lady to love programming it simply means she's very logical and stupidly intelligent, i know one personally who's into java, and believe me when i say this, her IQ is probably twice mine.

as per programming, am into object oriented programming (actionscript 3.0) which i use in flash and flex builder

u've had it hard in life,
u've been to hell and back,
men have abused u...

SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?!?!!?!?!

GROW UP GIRL!!!

we have all had it hard and rough in this life, EVERYONE HERE!!!

u think cos u have had it tough that u're the only one abi?

*hiss*

i would have tried sympathizing with u, but you're an adult, so, u should be able to handle the truth as it is,

i was taught as a child that everything that happens to u happens to u cos u simply let it happen,

so, u have been hurt and abused and molested, what then and what next?!?!

dont grow up and forgive and let go eh?
cling to that hatred like its ur shadow, keep living in ur past eh?
u'll NEVER FIND FULFILMENT AND HAPPINESS as long as u wallow in ur unforgiveness, self pity, resentment, bitterness, hatred, fear and desire for revenge.

forgive ur dad and everyone else who was foolish enough to hurt u, if u can't do it for them, do it for God, if u can't do it for God, then do it for urself, cos while u are here drowning in a spoon-full of ur bitterness and pain eagerly awaiting attention that your myopic sense of foolishness can now afford,m ur dad and guys are obviously somewhere having a great time, their manhoods probably in someone's audible hole on their faces,

Ask God to heal you, and make u whole, make friends, let go, it would be hard, but be sure to forgive all who have offended u,

you are a woman so your fulfillment in life is attached to a man out there loving u, accepting u, marrying u then having children and passing on his seed to his offspring through u, that is how u will achieve fulfillment in ur life, if u want to stay single, that's ur call but don't go setting the entire neighborhood on fire as u burn in ur envy and jealousy when u seen ur friends with their children as their hubbies attempt to kill them with love,

life has thrown its worst at u, u might as well throw your best (love) right back at it,

besides your story wont be sweet if u dont go tru some faeces first...

my mum made life hell for me when i was growing up, i had to re-invent the word "hatred" back then cos what i felt for her made the actual meaning of that word an understatement, i often prayed that she should die before her time, it wasn't long before ovarian cancer answered that prayer for me, now, i would give all that i have and all i have not just to see her one more time and have her tell me that i would never amount to anything in this life and the next.

you have a chance to be whole and happy again,
but u need to have the heart to make that choice.

A man chases a woman till she catches him.

If you love her, don't let her go, eventually, when she falls for you, you'll be the one getting tired of her calling u 10 times a day

Am seriously eyeing the galaxy tab 8.9, its larger, has a wider screen, higher resolution and a tft screen when compared to the galaxy 7.0 plus that i had wanted to get before, the thing is am not so sure if it can make calls, it does come in four models, three of which support sim cards.
i just want to find out if anyone has the galaxy tab 8.9 and can it be used to make and receive calls?

also, users or owners of either model, between the galaxy tab 7.0 plus and 8.9 which do u think is better?

this is what u get when an eggHead marries a fishBrain.
the marriage was failed from the outset, now how on earth did he find such a materialistic lady? maybe in a fish farm,

is it just me or does the story not look a little fabricated? abi na because of jeep woman go wan leave her husband?

I Won't say "all" guys cheat cos i can't speak for all the men in the world but one thing i know is that the day i'll totally trust a guy is yet to come.

I'm engaged man and i love my man.


its hard for me to envision a lady who says she's engaged, loves her man and then says the day she'll TOTALLY TRUST A GUY is yet to come,
freecocoa how do u love and engage a guy u cannot totally trust?

do tell,

so girls don't play games abi?
i guess gaming is for dudes only, lol!

my first need for speed game was NFS 2, which i kinda played to death back in 2002 (its great looking back to see how far the NFS games have come), NFS 3 was hard for me though, and NFS 5 had some crazy simulation to it, underground wasn't so good, thank God for NFS Most Wanted, played it a little, my bro has probably spent a third of his life behind the dashboard of NFS games so i kinda just watched him play all the NFS games and got the hang and feel of each NFS we got our hands on, you just have to admit the thrill of speeding,

hot pursuit 2 is great as well, shift is simulation so u don't get to do 'anyhow' when racing,

burnout paradise is still my coolest insane racing game, i especially love the takedowns, very sweet, there are times when i just want to crash my car and watch it wreck in slow motion,
insane 2 is also one of my favourites, i love it as it reminds me of Monster Truck Madness 2 of the late 90's,

NFS is overall the best racing game i have played, since am not a console dude, i can't say much about gran tourismo and the other console games,

for me i started with photoshop and used it for photo-retouching, then i delved into corel draw and illustrator and used it for basic graphic designs and vectors, and then web designing found me learning fireworks, at first i couldn't stand it (fireworks) cos the interface and workflow is way different from photoshop, but after some hours with video tutorials and practice i got the hang of it, now it's photoshop that's feeling alien to me,

i taught fireworks, photoshop, flash, dreamweaver and corel draw amidst other multimedia softwares at niit so please permit me to share my thoughts on this,

fireworks was created by macromedia, whilst photoshop came from adobe, so, that explains the difference in their interfaces, 

for me i guess it all depends on what you wanna do;

with photoshop there's nothing you can't do, i guess your imagination is your limit, but to master it will take years cos there are so many concepts, trick, tips and tutorials out there, its just like after effects - there's no end to learning all there is to it, its very good for image retouching, take the marquees for photoshop for instance, u can't compare them with the puny likes of fireworks

you can see from the images here that with your mastery of photoshop you become a god with your creative abilities

fireworks is very good for web design and very easy to learn, you can use it for SIMPLE WORK with vector and bitmap images, i use it for optimizing my graphic files, and since it integrates with dreamweaver and flash, you can work with both softwares in real time, designing your banner and then switching to dreamweaver and adding your CSS, hyperlinks, coding and j-query,

another reason i love fireworks for web design is you can use it to create a web design template that looks like a real functioning simple website, you can even add hyperlinks to each text or picture that would take you to the page u linked it to, though not a professional website suitable for upload, you could just cook up your design and let your client have a feel of what his website would look like, all with widgets and CSS, html coding, all done within fireworks CS4 and CS5

and if you're crazy about gradients i suggest u stick to fireworks, the possibilities of infinite gradients creation and manipulation make fireworks better than photoshop where gradients are involved (if u ask me)

its also possible now to create your entire website with all your web pages in fireworks and then after importing it into dreamweaver, whala! CSS would have been created for you, based on the designs you made in fireworks, although still under construction, it poses an easy way out for those of us who are not really CSS lovers

and in CS4 and CS5 you have some photoshop functionality embedded (Live Filters), not to mention 9-slice scaling, and you could create an interactive pdf document with fireworks

i could go on about illustrator and corel draw but that's outside the question,

so, summary, fireworks is good for web design and makes the work very easy, especially if you're into dreamweaver and flash like i am,
photoshop is also good, there are those who design websites strictly within photoshop, but the process na long tin,

and please let's not compare fireworks with photoshop, it's like comparing 3ds Max and Maya, there's no point and its futile

if you're going into after-effects i suggest you learn illustrator first and then photoshop, they integrate well with after effects, fireworks and corel draw doesn't.

let me stop here,

you can't really blame the women for resorting to 'adjectives',
some people would do a lot of things to define and or redefine their already sub-zero self esteem,
so the use of adjectives or other words and or phrases is just one of their gimmicks,
now do not forget that women are very self conscious, so, some of them tend to believe that if they feel good, they will look good, so there!
and by the way, it's not a woman's thing oh, u ever watched "Boston Legal"? go ask "Denny Crane",

men have their egos, women  have their emotions, God has His patience, we on nairaland only have our say, 

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