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RomanceRe: . by LLVelly: 11:07pm On Feb 17, 2015
toecyne:
Guy im a badman truly, bt those 3 days, i jst culdnt understand
u did well
RomanceRe: . by LLVelly: 10:45pm On Feb 17, 2015
Una no know diz Op,d guy na badman make una no believe him oo
PoliticsRe: No Missing $20 Billion >> Sanusi Lied. by LLVelly(op): 10:34pm On Feb 17, 2015
This thread deserve front page,what are the Mod's doing? Snoring?
PoliticsRe: No Missing $20 Billion >> Sanusi Lied. by LLVelly(op): 10:30pm On Feb 17, 2015
dulux07:
SMH, so sanusi as educated n religious as he is, jst woke up one day and say 20bn dollar was missing, its not possible, he would have done his research, auditing, b4 saying such in public. What do u xpect a corrupt govt to say, that itz true, the money was missin, we all know they wont admit , n definitely want to cover there tracks by bringing foreign audit firm, n submitin false records, they should have left sanusi during the process.
This present govt z a failure.
Sanusi is not static with the figures. He started by saying that 49.8billion USD was not remitted to the federal coffers. When he came under fire by Ngozi-Iweala,Sanusi brought the amount down to 12billion Dollars. Then just b4 he was asked to proceed on a compulsory terminal leave,he jerked it up to 20billion Dollars. For some Nigerians, it did not matter that a Central Bank governor was flip-flopping with figures which suggested he either did not know his job or he was simply playing political skittle with the rest of us.
RomanceRe: . by LLVelly: 8:55pm On Feb 17, 2015
Taaa,see my guy dey form saint,hope na 10packs of cd u carry go there,if not...hahahaha
RomanceRe: 6 Signs He's Into You by LLVelly(op): 6:54pm On Feb 17, 2015
Ok
PoliticsNo Missing $20 Billion >> Sanusi Lied. by LLVelly(op): 6:48pm On Feb 17, 2015
I am led to this sad conclusion after PricewaterhouseCoopers (PWC) submitted its forensic audit report of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation(NNPC). In a nutshell, PWC reveals there was no such thing as 'missing 20billion dollars' as alleged by former Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN), Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, who today sits pretty atop the royal throne of Kano as the Emir. The company says the National Petroleum Development Company(NPDC). a subsidiary of the NNPC needs to complete the process of remitting to the federation account the outstanding sum of 1.48billion USD being an amount it earned from the sales of its assests. It also recommended the reform of operations of the NNPC,as they are no longer in tune with modern best practices.
PWC is a world class professional service company. There are only three others in its rank: KPMG, EY and Deloitte. PWC is the second largest of the lot. If PWC conducts a forensic audit and concludes that there was no ''stolen'' or ''missing'' money, that is case closed.
Let it however be noted that the President Goodluck Jonathan administration is the first presidency to probe itself. It has never happened before. This regime probed itself twice withing eighteen months and successfully proved its innocence. It went beyond the Senate,which is constitutionally empowered to carry out the probe. It brought in a world class firm to confirm it. Before now, it was either successive regimes that probed earlier ones to buy legitimacy, or they simply did nothing about alleged missing moneys. Obasanjo even probed Buhari's Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF) and it was discovered that 25billion Naira was ''misappropriated''. Yet not only did Obasanjo sweep the report under carpet,he has even come forward to endorse the same Buhari for election as President.
That is the country we live in.
>>[full respest to Ochereome Nnanna/vanguard/viewpoint/people&politics]
Romance6 Signs He's Into You by LLVelly(op):
As men,we don't like to be too obvious--but we signal our feelings by the way we treat a woman. Women are more verbal than men and often have an easier time expressing their emotions. Men prefer to show women just how important they are through actions. So how do you know how we're feeling towards you? Pay attention to what we do!
1) We Value Your Opinion
if we ask for your opinion and really listen to what you have to say,realize how important you are.. We value your intelligence as well as your wonderful curves.
2) We Do Things Your Way
We'll try to please you by doing things your way,from letting you choose--if we were alone,we will choose differently. But we are willing to do it your in return for time spent with you.
3) We Ask What You Need
we want to satisfy & please you. Being a generous lover means that our first concern is your pleasure. Longer pre-intimacy? Post-coital cuddles? If it makes you happy,it works for us.
4) We Show You Off
when we proudly introduce you to our friends,family & co-workers you can be sure that we're really into you. These are the people we see often & love most. Welcoming you to our inner circle is no small compliment in a relationship.
5) We Meet Your Nearest & Dearest
when we want to get to know your family & your best girlfriends. It's a signal that we want to know a lot more about you. This is your posse and it's a big deal when we want to join it!
6) We Love You Just The Way You Are
You're beautiful to us when you're all dolled up, you turn us on dressed for the office. And we think you're gorgeous first thing in the morning with bed-head & no make-up. We even think you're hot when you have a cold and are acting grumpy. We love you just the way you are.
HealthRe: He Masturbates At Least Two Times Everyday, Pls Help by LLVelly:
Determination is the key plus avoid any sex related stuffs/issues/topics & avoid lonelineX too.
HealthRe: He Masturbates At Least Two Times Everyday, Pls Help by LLVelly:
isotonic:
Nigerians and religion smh, what exactly makes the act silly? Is it because the hypocrites in society say so? "Confess to your pastor bla bla bla." See the way people are condemning as if they're perfect, sanctimonious holier-than-thou self righteous hypocrites!! angry

If your friend wants to stop because he wants to stop then fine, he can try weaning himself because habits are hard to break. He'll need time and patience, in the meantime, let him love himself and stop caring what hypocrites think.

God loves us and the evidence of that is in the blood of Jesus, your pastor is not your God. Best of luck to you both smiley
I LOVE THIS GIRL/POST.
HealthRe: Doctors' Handwriting by LLVelly: 12:14am On Feb 10, 2015
Hahahahaha no be small tin oh,back in 2002,one doctor wrote one of doz tins(for my sake) & gave to my mother, d woman enter market find d tin tire na so she return go d hospital pharmacy dem come bring d drugs sharp-sharp.
NB: it's only d doctor & their pharmacist understands d handwriting.
HealthRe: ############ outdated by LLVelly: 11:52pm On Feb 09, 2015
1) Change ur matrex(foam)
2) Position ur bed near the window(to enable enough breeze).
3) Switch off d lights b4 going to bed.
4) The bed(foam) is meant for sleeping, not for social networks(phone,laptop) or watching TV.
5) Quit playing TV games at late hours.
6) Have a bed time.
>raw but that's d genuine solutionz< hope it helps.
RomanceRe: Love Doctors by LLVelly: 8:54pm On Feb 05, 2015
Check out my last thread on dating,might be helpful
RomanceRe: 4 Dating Rules For The Professional World by LLVelly(op): 8:49pm On Feb 05, 2015
falconey:
Rules? If you pregnant a girl all these rules are gone
off-point
Romance4 Dating Rules For The Professional World by LLVelly(op): 8:21pm On Feb 05, 2015
Alright friends we're adults now. We've graduated. We have full time jobs. We have made it. Life is different now, and the way we dated in school just doesn't work anymore. Our free time outside of work is now at a premium,and having that time wasted by a potential romantic partner who doesn't have their shìt together is probably the most frustrating thing we face in our quest for romance. Here are 4 dating rules for the professional world that will save you from accidentally offending others.

1) Know What U Want, And What U Can Commit To:
are u looking for a serious exclusive relationship? A casual open relationship? A one night stand? An on going friends-with-benefits? These are all valid relationship provided that expactations are made clear. Unclear expectations lead to unecessary drama that has no place in the adult dating world. Manage your partners expectations by knowing yours and making them clear from the start.

2)If You Aren't Interested,Make It Clear:
this doesn't have to be awkward or complicated. You meet for a first date, you have a nice time,but the 'spark' just isn't there. There's nothing wrong with this,however ur date may feel differently & expect a second date. Don't waste their time by letting them sit around wondering how u feel about them. Let them know that they should move on.
A simple text or phone call will do. ''Hey,thanks for last night, I enjoyed meeting you,however I don't feel that we're a good romantic match for eachother GOODLUCK to you''
nine times out of ten,ur date will thank you for ur honesty,and you can both move on to something more fitting. It's a win-win. If ur date gets upset & dramatic,celebrate the fact that you dodged a bullet.

3)If You Are Interested & Honestly Don't Have Time To Date, Make It Clear:
like I said we are all busy. Sometimes u'll meet someone & instantly hit it off, then not have time for another date for a while. Again nothing wrong with this! Just make sure ur date know what to expect.
If someone ask you to go out on a thursday,and you're busy until next tuesday,simply let them know by suggesting you meet the following week. If you turn down an invitation & don't suggest an alternative time, most people will assume you aren't interested and move on. It sucks when this happen,especially because it's a silly miscommunication that can be easily avoided.

4) Respect People's Time And Be Safe:
it really all comes down to managing expectation & being consistent,with how u feel,what u say & what u do. Nothing is more frustating than going on a few dates with a new person,thinking that it's going well, then finding out that this person isn't what you expected, it's a waste of time,effort,and emotions and can lead to dating burn out in a hurry.
Be considerate of other people's time. Dating takes time & effort from both parties,so keep that in mind as you go about it, you'll all have more fun and less drama as a result.
RomanceRe: Girl Pours Acid On Boo's Pen*s After Their Sex Tape Hit The Internet. by LLVelly: 11:03pm On Feb 04, 2015
Make the guy go do plastic surgery
RomanceRe: Love Doctors by LLVelly: 10:51pm On Feb 04, 2015
Yes,maybe he is nervous just be GOOD to him az long as he treats you right plus never double-date bcoz it will hurt his pride.

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