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CrimeRe: Advise To Nigerians Who Seek Greener Pastures Overseas by LLVelly: 5:13pm On Apr 30, 2015
They should've enter a brotherhood.
HealthRe: Pls Help, My 3years Son Is Hving Chronic Pile by LLVelly: 11:06pm On Apr 22, 2015
Isotonic/Xcelsia you are highly needed here.
CrimeRe: How Indian Defrauded Nigerian Banks Of N32b, Court Told! by LLVelly: 5:08pm On Apr 22, 2015
Na pure jazz,indian man juju dey work oo
HealthRe: Hlep! Cure For Chronic Waist Pain by LLVelly: 9:21pm On Apr 05, 2015
shininglite:
OK I hv bought it
tank u
how is it now?
HealthRe: Hlep! Cure For Chronic Waist Pain by LLVelly: 10:41am On Apr 04, 2015
shininglite:
yes dats wat am currently using,afta taking it I always have running stomach so I decided to stop

Tank u
then try 'Ricam'
HealthRe: Hlep! Cure For Chronic Waist Pain by LLVelly: 12:25am On Apr 04, 2015
Have you try this drug Diclofenac?
HealthRe: Let's Talk About Tramadol Aka T.m(u Knw Nah) by LLVelly: 11:41am On Apr 03, 2015
Chai, e get my guy wey dey drink this drug almost everyday sotey I come dey wonder which sicknex my guy dey suffer & d guy like women well well, one day, I come google 'tramadol' wetin I see there na pain relief story but now this thread made me understand na sex enhancer drug. Na to try am & see how it works.
PoliticsRe: Thug Embarrasses Tinubu During Accreditation by LLVelly: 1:02pm On Mar 28, 2015
I go like make PDP win lagos.
RomanceRe: Which Is Better For Self Service by LLVelly: 11:06am On Mar 28, 2015
Dustin Powder
HealthRe: I Want My Girlfriend And Boyfriend Back By Blackmagic +91 7073273716 by LLVelly: 11:03am On Mar 28, 2015
What If I no come want her back?
PoliticsCard Reader Palava by LLVelly(op): 10:34am On Mar 28, 2015
At central school ekwulobia(anambra state) we were disenfrenchised,they told us card reader is not functioning. Thumbs down for Jega.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter-final draw Draw On 20th March 2015 by LLVelly: 2:31pm On Mar 20, 2015
PSG vs FC Barcelona
Atletico madrid vs real madrid
Porto vs Bayern Munchen
Juventus vs AS Monaco

how will it fare? Who goes through?

(1st-leg predictz for those that will understand)
PSG Barca (1)
atl.madrid Real Madrid (2)
Porto B.Munich (BTS/YES)
Juventus Monaco (1)
PoliticsRe: Sophisticated Guns Captured From Boko Haram By Nigerian Soldiers [photos] by LLVelly: 6:57pm On Mar 19, 2015
If dem kill diz guyz,who go come vote for buhari? I blame GEJ.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani's Much Younger Lover Touches Her Private Parts In Public (photo) by LLVelly: 8:22pm On Mar 07, 2015
shaddi:
Sai Buhari grin
nawaoh wetin concern buhari for diz thread?
Nairaland GeneralRe: The 9 Types Of People That You Meet at a Betting Shop . by LLVelly: 6:25pm On Mar 04, 2015
The LONGJOHNSILVER- these are the people who stakes over 15to30games with N100. There slip looks like a toilet tissue.
HealthRe: 10 Stds Everyone Should Know About by LLVelly(op): 8:51pm On Mar 03, 2015
isotonic:
Quote me next time so I can get your mention, just say everyone, remove the "men"

Add your source too smiley
LONGEST TIME
HealthRe: Why Are Nigerian Nurses Always Rude And Mean? by LLVelly: 7:42pm On Feb 28, 2015
NA LIE. Most of the nurse that I've come across love me both the ones that are married & the singles. They are passionate & caring & in most cases sexy & beautiful.
EducationDo You Recognise This Book by LLVelly(op): 1:41pm On Feb 28, 2015
Then days went by

RomanceRe: How Do I Stop Self-Servicing Habit Of Crossing Legs And Clenching Thigh Muscle? by LLVelly: 7:52pm On Feb 27, 2015
@op Make up ur mind dat u won't do it again & whenever u feel like doing it just change position or find something to do, maybe read the bible & if u are not the holy type, go get ur self a boy friend & as for ur shape,exercise might do wonders.
HealthRe: Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by LLVelly(op): 11:55pm On Feb 26, 2015
DollyParton1:
These points got me laughing, are they for real?
And how come am just knowing about the bold part
yeah ...update ur research for new findings & stay updated.
RomanceRe: How To Chyke A Jehovah Witness Lady by LLVelly: 10:56pm On Feb 26, 2015
@op ...chyke the two 2geda, just tell dem there's somtin u wanted to discux with them but u've forgoten so they should give u their numbers so it can enable you reach them when u remember the stuff, when u get the number(s)
DO THE NEEDFUL.
HealthRe: Why I Will Commit Suicide. by LLVelly: 10:40pm On Feb 26, 2015
@Op ...are u dead now?
HealthRe: Reasons Why You Should Masturbate by LLVelly(op): 9:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
PRISTINEMUSCLES:
I did not even think of reading this because it is going to contain a huge junk of thrash. This counter thread is going to be "dead on arrival". THERE IS NEVER A RIGHT WAY OF DOING SOMETHING THAT IS BAD.
Moderators you know what to do. Not a frontpage material.
what's bad about it? Ur religion forbids it,huh?
HealthRe: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by LLVelly: 9:03pm On Feb 26, 2015
joshuaidibia:
U dey fear bkos na wetn u dey do? cheesy
nah I'm not an addict but I recognize LIES when I see them.
HealthReasons Why You Should Masturbate by LLVelly(op): 8:04pm On Feb 26, 2015
The word mas tur bation is yet to creep-in in any of our organised,revised holy book(s) plus Guys can get hung up on whether,they mas tur bate too much. But its not how many times you mas tur bate in a week(or day) that really matters,says Logan Levoff,PhD,a sexologist & sex educator. It's how it fits into your life. So here are some reasons everyone should mas tur bate.
1) Getting a grip on yourself help teach you the pattern of your own sexual response: what you like, and what you hate more than anything else in the whole wide world.
2) Jacking off can help kick start a tired & listless sex drive.
3) mas tur bation can also help strengthen your overall immune system: while mas tur bating, cells that fight off sickness are released in your body.
4) mas tur bating can greatly help reduce stress.
5) mas tur bation can improve the muscle tone in the pelvic area,which can help reduce involuntary urinal leakage in women.
6) It keeps your vägina ...perky!
7) No risk of STDs or pregnancy! Need I explain?
cool mas tur bation helps flush out bad bacteria in your pelvic area: while mas tur bating your väginal muscles will stretch,secreting a väginal mucus. This will allow for fluid circulation,which will then flush out bacteria hanging out where you don't want them.
9) friggin' your riggin' helps you gain control over when and how soon you come: once you can recognize the point right before the point of no return, you can put on the brakes and avoid premature clashes.
10) Polishing your china helps you sleep.
11) Playing with your self is a great procrastination device/study break/ boredom reliever,way better than smoking or television.
12) DIY sex puts a smile on your face by releasing endorphins. Enough to cure a bad day.
13) Southern comfort evens the playing field when u want it more than your partner does. With the wave of hand,presto: No more frustration.
14) Doing the hand jive is cheap and you're easy,unlike most of your dates.
15) Testing the plumbing before a date helps keep your head in the game. And it will also make you last longer in bed.
16) mas tur bation is the shortest distance between you and an orgasm. Need we say more?...and for the ladies orgasm can help relieve menstrual cramps and PMS, and fight yeast infection by increasing blood flow to the pelvic area. That alone is pretty good reason to learn how to flick the bean,and flick it well.
17) frequent mas tur bation in early adulthood is linked with lower risk of prostate cancer later on,there seems to be some benefits to clearing out the pipes at least a few times per week
18) It may go without saying that,but women who mas tur bate regularly have reported a general feeling of overall happiness.
19) Mas tur bation increases your libido.
20) Hand to gland combat gives you fresh breath. As long as you brush your teeth when you're done.

NB: Punchlines are welcome but just know if a boxer don't want to get knocked-out he wouldn't step into the mutha4kin ring coz when I punch it's alwayz a KNOCK-OUT.
HealthRe: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by LLVelly:
LIES[color=#990000][/color] check out my last post on REASONS WHILE EVERYONE SHOULD MAS TUR BATE
HealthRe: Best Hospital For Knee Replacement Surgery by LLVelly: 5:29pm On Feb 25, 2015
Chydoo:
@LLVelly Thanks alot for your concern and reply.

But its hard to believe I cant get quality medication for knee replacement surgery in Nigeria.

it's no longer a new medication.
As we are planning to take her abroad, I am still open for suggestions of quality knee replacement surgery hospitals in Nigeria.
I understand but abroad is the BEST option.
HealthRe: Know If It Is Malaria Or Typhiod by LLVelly: 9:22pm On Feb 24, 2015
Thanks for ur update. Diz 2 brodaz bad eh. I remember 2nd week of february,I was hit by one of them,one week of injection(morning & evening) first time to undergo that; but it's all well now. Thanks for the info.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of laying a bungalow Foundation by LLVelly: 7:25pm On Feb 24, 2015
abdulwastecx:
proper planning help to reduce wastage.
when I did mine,I didn't include clearing of bush & cutting of trees,yet I still pay for it + all other tinz. I know how much I mapped out monthly for it. Yeah I know he must plan but believe me he'll stil see tinz dat ain't there. So na step by step matter. I understand your point of view though.
HealthRe: Best Hospital For Knee Replacement Surgery by LLVelly: 7:14pm On Feb 24, 2015
Not here bro,travel abroad for best result.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of laying a bungalow Foundation by LLVelly: 7:05pm On Feb 24, 2015
ceejay80s:
Please I need your help,
How much will it cost to build a foundation for 2 bedroom flat times 3 bungalow
Not to spacious rooms.
All I need is estimate quotation of how much it will cost, not to expensive, just building for tenants
Thanks in advance
guy na step by step tinz, u don't need to estimate coz all u'll see is discouragement, no matter ur estimate u must still over spend ur estimate, clearing of bush + cutting of trees are also inclusive,so just one step at a time u'll excel. May God help+protect you.SUCCESS.
PoliticsRe: No Missing $20 Billion >> Sanusi Lied. by LLVelly(op): 8:56pm On Feb 21, 2015
Obaiyski:
FP please...
mod's na apc crew

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