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AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ______, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), is about to enjoy sexual intercourse with ______ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING TO BED ON THIS _ DAY OF __ (MONTH) ___ (YEAR) AT __ (AM/PM)

_________
(Signature of Screwee)

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(Signature of Screwer)

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Infact he is not responsible!

He has no brain or should I say that his brain is filled with his money!

It makes me question his home! What kind of upbringing does he have

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when I was in school it's only lecturers that schooled abroad that did nice things like this, the other rug rats were busy fighting themselves for power and administrative positions. So I say kudos because he didn't have to do it but he did.

Exactly, same thing in my school. Only those lecturers that schooled abroad can act this way.

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