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Title whey you for don win since if to say you join Man U when dem come for you.

I see nothing wrong here. They bought the land.
As long as they do not leave their boundary to go cause problem on people's farm.

Penguin2:
But Igbos are the problem in Lagos according to Ndi onu ojoo

Shush! Everything does not have to be about tribe.
A criminal committed a crime and killed his victim period.
Thank God he has been apprehend.

ursullalinda:
If the child was legally adopted in Nigeria...l wonder what will make the foster parents lie

Because she was illegally adopted.

Go and coach one division 3 team in England first

That should be the work of police not efcc.

Make una continue to dey lie to unaselves

Gtb don Roger this one to cover for dem

Because you are not in Nigeria

Lies.

Deportation is prolly the only reason

AdamuKD:
My cousin staying with us graduated recently with third class and his mother is worried about his chances of finding work with his grade. We are contemplating of sending him abroad to upgrade himself.
Is there any University abroad that admits 3rd class students for Master's Program?

Dem plenty

There is nothing money can't do in Nigeria.

Is that the work of the army?

Jagaban don buy everybody.

So I will go to jail laik dis for my mai shayi business whey I no register?

I dated on one loco that was not happy that I can cook. She gets jealous when I cook.

Firebox123:
no ooo

It is. Even the those that reviewed that 1st half said arsenal got away with that

obi4eze:
Not PK . Ref was in a very good position to see it. The arm wasn't enough to bring Kvara down. But Timber really needs to be careful

It's a penalty

Advice her not to go back to him.

Pupilt bandits

Where is Asari?

If man u looses this game we will finish the league last before the relegated teams

Wike of America

That's a mining factory

Na every day, una dey withdraw mopol form vips?

[quote author=Morbeta11 post=135092061][/quote]Water tower/tank

Snotat:
They will learn they hard way.
They cursed religious leaders.
Nothing is wrong with wearing miniskirt, Nothing is wrong with clubbing.
Nothing is wrong with prostitute standing by the road side day and night.
Those western lifestyle you decided to copy, let's see if you can handle it here in a poor country like Nigeria.

You sef don get am

Foolish man!

Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

For years, people have been alleging that Nairaland is a toxic place where people insult each other and exhibit uncontrolled tribal bigotry. So after my last thread, we decided to follow through by extending the mandate of our anti-spam bot to include dealing with toxicity.

Unfortunately, the roll out wasn't smooth: many innocent members were unjustly banned. We apologize profusely for this. We will keep tweaking the bot to make it more accurate. Meanwhile, please reach out to the mods and supermods if you are unjustly banned.

Hit me with your suggestions and complaints.

Unban me from politics. How can the word buhari and tinubu attract ban?

blacksam01:
When you approach the age 40, if you are observant, u will notice alot of changes in your life , both physically, mentality, health wise, and people's approach to u...

Some of this changes are listed below through person experience

People's approach to you

1. You will begin to notice the addition of "sir" when younger ones greet you.. this is not to say people don't greet you when you turned 30. But this time around alot of sir will accompany the greetings

2. Alot of aged ladies will b attracted to you if u are still single...

3. Almost everyone that doesn't know you will assume u are married if u are not by that age

3. Any kid playing around you will b assume to b your child by strangers

4. You will b gossiped about alot by everyone in your neighborhood if you are not married yet at that age
5. If u are single ,you will no longer b able to date young girls for two reasons:

1. Is the unmatched appearance together as society will speak about it too much
2. The girls will stylishly say no, cuz to them you are old.. remember u now have white beards and monstach

Physical changes

1. You will begin to grow grey hair from 35 up

2. Your face will naturally begin to drop from 38.. there will b this obvious daily deep lines running down from your nose sideways down to your side mouth... It will get deeper and more glaring with time

3. You mind will mostly be about finance and good life rather than women

4. You will not b able to jump wide gutters as easily as you previously can..not cuz you can't do it anymore, but your guts will fail u

5. If you are a fast worker, your speed will reduce

6. You may not easily get tired after long work, but your time for body restoration of your energy will now take longer

7. You will begin to wake late unless u maintained the alarm culture...to beat this u need to sleep early unlike the youths..

8. If you embark on a long road travel and you belong in the group of never sleeping in the bus, you will begin experience sleeping in the bus often..

9. From 35 up, u will lower your hair cuts and before or around 40 if u are not an obviously hairy person, u will move to barbing skin hair cut..this is because u will lose very visible part of your hair (baldness) and to measure it up will lead to u barbing skin...

Health changes

1. Family history health concerns will begin to show up..e.g bad eyesight. Etc

2. New set of age prone health issues will also become your concern as BP, low sugar, high sugar breathing problem will all b your concern...

3. Your prowess in the other room will reduce, urge is not affected, but efectiveness will..

Not entirely true