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Career / Re: What Will You Do In This Scenario? by lomprico(m): 4:57pm On Jan 09
It depends on the type of boss he is. If he is a good boss, I will still deposit it or hand it over to his family but if he is like my own boss, kikikiki. grin
Politics / Re: Full Contactless Passport Application, Home Delivery To Begin In March by lomprico(m): 4:53pm On Jan 09
This will be a great achievement if it will work effortlessly.
Immigration officers no go gree for anybody sha. Na naija be this.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Files Petition Against Davido by lomprico(m): 4:51pm On Jan 09
Olopa, Chop una money.
Science/Technology / Re: What's This Light Travelling In The Sky? (photo) by lomprico(m): 1:57pm On Jan 09
laivwire:
Starlink constellation. You can see them because of the cloudless skies during this period.

Do they glow at night?
Romance / Re: Man Dumps Fiancee Over Inability To Afford Wig by lomprico(m): 10:49am On Jan 09
OKOATA:
Because of wig this one dey break up with his woman. In as much as I see some women as materialistic and golddiggers but as a man you should be able to take care of your woman in your own little way. No be everything be break up.

She curse am because of wig.
Romance / Re: Man Dumps Fiancee Over Inability To Afford Wig by lomprico(m): 10:48am On Jan 09
Jewessgratitud3:
Your decision was too drastic and rash. You should tried to reason with her on why she made such statement, cut her some slack and see if she would do it again before leaving her. I mean... For someone to make such weighty statement, you must have really pushed her to the wall. Like you rightly said, she said you keep denying her, which means it's not that once you did it.

The girl too should have been more patient as what she requested for is not something that will kill her if she doesn't get it. The Wig can always wait or better still let her go and hustle and buy it herself.

Both of you were wrong .no be every small thing go enter I no do again.

That statement she made was not just any statement but a curse! He took the right decision.
He did not tell her he won't get the wig but that he does not have the resources for it at the moment meaning when he gets it, he will buy it for her.
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Megachurch Leader Raped And Tortured Worshippers, BBC Finds by lomprico(m): 4:44pm On Jan 08
There are still thousands of TB Joshua out there commiting worse atrocities but their sheepies will keep defending and covering up for them. As long as today's so called Christians choose to remain foolish, the wolves will continue to exploit them and thrive.

Some members raised alarm some 8-10 yrs before his death but they were called all sorts buy probably these ones opening their mouths today.

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Phones / Re: Partial disconnection: Glo Subscribers To Be Barred From Calling MTN Lines - NCC by lomprico(m): 2:00pm On Jan 08
omoadeleye:
Glo should just be a record label

And comedian talent hunt company

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Phones / Re: Partial disconnection: Glo Subscribers To Be Barred From Calling MTN Lines - NCC by lomprico(m): 1:58pm On Jan 08
Adenuga dey fuckup!

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Politics / Re: Rivers: No Regrets Making Fubara Governor, I Bought His Nomination Forms – Wike by lomprico(m): 1:22pm On Jan 08
You bought his form with RS money, arrested and bullied other contestants so that fubara will run unopposed.

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Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni Makes Chief Olusegun Osoba Tie Himself Up In Knots On ARISE (VIDEO) by lomprico(m): 10:32am On Jan 03
Omo, see mouth chopping grin

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: Tinubu’s Assurance Is Like That Of A Native Doctor To A Sick Man by lomprico(m): 10:11am On Jan 02
SultanOfAbia:
Just like that our daddy
The General Overseer of (A.P.C) Pastor Adeboye

Never believe the words that come from 3 P's

Politician
Pastor
Prostitute

Police
Politics / Re: Over 163k Nigerian Enjoyed FG's 50% Discount On Road Fares, Free Train Trips: FG by lomprico(m): 10:00am On Jan 02
Billions looted!

Mission accomplished!!

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Business / Re: Traders Count Losses As Police Demolish Computer Village POWA Complex by lomprico(m): 9:58am On Jan 02
The so called POWA get money to rebuild the complex? Same POWA that their husbands are killing Nigerians daily because of 100 naira? I laugh in swahilli.

Lagos state government is behind this and it's part of their igbophobia agenda. They are just handing under POWA. Demolish the complex, rebuild it immediately and don't rent it to igbos.

Watch out more target demolishing to take place.

Happy new year Good and just Nigerians.
Nairaland / General / Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by lomprico(m): 9:24pm On Jan 01
Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I'm pleased to wish you a Happy New Year!!

2024 will be the year of Nairaland's resurgence. I will face Nairaland squarely like I used to before the discouraging Data Loss Incident of 2014. I will hire more hands to help us to improve Nairaland.

The problems of Nairaland that we should have solved years ago will be solved.

* We will defeat tribalists, trolls, & spammers.
* We will complete our advertising platform.
* We will improve the UI and UX.
* Home page topics will be educative & fresh.
* We will reverse the anti-women trends.

However, I must warn you that things will get worse before they get better. Please stand with us and fight for us as Nairaland faces the tough challenges of 2024, which have already started.

Happy New Year and thanks for using Nairaland!

Seun Osewa,
Nairaland's Founder.

What of the Islamic thread oath taking before commenting?

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Family / Re: If You Are The Poorest Amongst Your Siblings Avoid Family Gatherings. by lomprico(m): 11:57am On Jan 01
money121:
If you are the poorest amongst your siblings or not doing well financially, avoid family gatherings until you have money - Nigerian lady says

Lolo Nneka Obani Wrote on her Wall:


If you know you are the poorest amongst yoursiblings or you aren't doing well financially, l recommend that you avoid family occasions or gatherings until you have money. If you must attend, kindly sit at a corner like a visitor.
Let the people that are serving the food and souvenir serve you like one of the guests, so you don't end up embarrassing yourself.
Do not go close to where the food and drinks are being served, sit at a corner and observe. Stop setting yourself up for insults.

Source: https://gistmeloveblog.com/if-you-are-the-poorest-amongst-your-siblings-or-not-doing-well-financially-avoid-family-gatherings-until-you-have-money-nigerian-lady-says/


There is no love in your family then.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Likes To Be On Her Own, Pulls Away From Everyone – Kate Henshaw by lomprico(m): 11:53am On Jan 01
I love her like that

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Politics / Re: MC Oluomo Steps Down As NURTW Chairman In Lagos by lomprico(m): 11:36am On Jan 01
National appointment loading.
Events / Re: Bridegroom Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State by lomprico(m): 11:34am On Jan 01
madridguy:
The decisive moment specifically was when the elders demanded for a refund of the total sum of N850,000 to repair the father's old car that knocked engine


grin grin grin

Refund as in how? Did the father inlaw loan him 850k?
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by lomprico(m): 12:25am On Jan 01
Happy New year fam!
Food / Re: See Variety Of Nigerian Soups. (pictures) by lomprico(m): 11:09am On Dec 30, 2023
mariahAngel:


Na wetin them dey call am be that. undecided

Before oyibo come teach Dem English, the soup no get name?
Politics / Re: Constabulary Tarnishing Police Image, Needs Separate Uniform – Arase by lomprico(m): 7:31am On Dec 29, 2023
There is no image left for the Nigerian police. You should all change uniforms.
Food / Re: See Variety Of Nigerian Soups. (pictures) by lomprico(m): 5:52pm On Dec 28, 2023
mariahAngel:
Pic. 6 Native soup (by Rivers people particularly)

Soup without a name
Health / Re: Please Help I want to gain some weight by lomprico(m): 12:50pm On Dec 28, 2023
ahnie:
I want to add weight and I have tried everything possible to gain weight all to no avail.

I have taken drugs aids one to gain weight but non worked.
I have eaten lots of noodles and fried eggs,eaten overnight,but the weight is not just weighting.


Please help recommend what to do so I can gain weight.
My current weight is 68kg.

Attached is a recent pics of me 26/12/2023.



Get pregnant
Politics / Re: Nigeria Being Re-engineered For Prosperity Of All – Tinubu by lomprico(m): 9:51am On Dec 28, 2023
Talk is cheap

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Politics / Re: Mbah Signs ₦‎521.5 Billion Enugu 2024 Budget Into Law by lomprico(m): 9:50am On Dec 28, 2023
Money whey dem go tif 3/4
Family / Re: Please Should Continue My Marriage Plan With Her After Hearing This? by lomprico(m): 5:50pm On Dec 27, 2023
letstalksense:
There is this lady I plan to marry, which I have made known to her already even before she travelled for her NYSC. Although she just came back from NYSC service recently. We are just discussing the way forward and on the process I was asking her about her sexual life and how recently she had sex. After insisting for her to answer. She opened up and told me she had a sexual relationship during her NYSC service. And the reason was because I didn't call her at a particular time so she thought I have find anther woman. And that was when I was having some personal challenges. According to her, they ended the sexual relationship in the camp. That she is sorry and all that. I didn't really expect that attitude from her as she seem to look responsible and Godlily. I was just disappointed even though I pretended like everything is well. And I was also thinking she had the courage to tell me the true.

Now I have to make my decision, but needs a matured advise and guidance from a mature mind please.

Do think I should continue my marriage plan with her?

Pease what do you advise I do?

Thanks in advance.

Why ask her when last she had sex? You swear with your life that you dint knack when she was serving.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Happened To Christmas Cards? by lomprico(m): 5:47pm On Dec 27, 2023
Birdbyrde440:
If you're a 90's baby you will understand what I mean.

Back in the day there used to be Christmas and New Cards, this is another stark reminder on how technology can render a whole industry redundant in one fell swoop!

Smart phones
Travel / Re: JAPA: My Marriage Shakes by lomprico(m): 3:29pm On Dec 26, 2023
Notfogotten:



So let me lay low for the next 7 months.

Find one oyibo dey run tinz with
Politics / Re: Plateau Attacks: Tinubu's Security Measures Empty - Amnesty International by lomprico(m): 11:57am On Dec 26, 2023
Everything about him is empty!
Romance / Re: After Spending The 50k I Borrowed From Loan App, She Refused To Follow Me Home by lomprico(m): 11:56am On Dec 26, 2023
Keepamsafe:
I feel so sad and devastated. Why are ladies treating good men like this

Today, I had to borrow money from 3 different loan app because im meeting a new girl today.

Luckily, we met and had our date and I spent roughly 45k I borrowed from loan app and still gave her 5k for pocket money and yet, she refused to follow me home.

Im home now, lying in bed alone and sad.

Hook up 7k, but I spent 50k today because i wanted to build soul connection. yet I gained nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not even sex and im now in debt, broke like a church rat and no woman to console me. I feel scammed.

Im in a dilemma. help please.

You can't use money to buy "soul connection" (aka love).
You can use it to get only hookups.

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