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phlio:
pls help o...my igbo neighborh always disturb when kongoing is wife or gf eps at nite.tout it was funny before now it driving me crazy.told my friends about it they told me to go meet him.but my neighborh get craz for head he fit land me slap.cos I be small corper.should I bang his door wen his kongoing

RACIST!!!

My site is www.stephenlongnose.com plus I need you to tell me what's left to do to get adsense approval. And any suggestion about web design? Tanks.

@donocso mine is www.stephenlongnose.com

prelinctus:
Forget all these things. If you know somebody that knows somebody that knows the Oga, they'll employ you first before asking you to bring your cv for documentation.

I tells u

starbuck:
I was coming back from village when I arrived at upper iweka (asaba park) precisely when a tank carrying fuel fell in front of the park and ignited fire. Many lives were lost and also buses. Bodies of victims are as many as 50 and counting.



Source: eye witness account

Buhari, why?

osile2012:
Everyday people create threads asking people to review their website/blog. I think it will be nice to have just one thread for website/blog reviews. So if you have a website or blog that u will like to be reviewed, post it here.

For now u might start by reviewing the one on my signature.

Thanks

My blog is www.stephenlongnose.com plus what should I do to start earning money from it?

I have been blogging for some months now but no remunerations yet. I marvel whenever I hear people make money online. Please, what do I do to start making money from my blog?

francizy:
Friend what you doing awake?





Op sorry you hear?

Truth is, she might actually be using you to cure boredom.

I cast and bind. Holy!

MRBrownJ:
have you ever met her in real life or this is an online thingy?! have you ever told her how you felt about her flirtatious ways?

We have met...even wen we are romancing, she will still be typing away at here bbm

My blog is www.stephenlongnose.com plus how do I start making money from blogging?

Thanks for your pieces of advice to come.

I met this girl online and after we met, we kind of started dating. But my confusion now is that, she has màny guys she chats flirtatiously with. How do I trust her?

I can't find whatsapp web on my whatsapp menu

Funny Naija questions.

1.I travel for over six days….as I just enta
town….see wetin one boy ask me ‘”

”are uback”””‘ I was like ””no, I’m front”

2.My guy see twins come dey ask me; o boy na
twins be this?

Ans: no...oh dey do picmix.

3.I was watching football nd a friend came
and said

‘guy u dey watch ball’ well i tell am say i Am watching Presidential election result.

4.This one na question wey ppl dey ask me
every morning:::

Am like-good morning Sir!
He's like morning, you don wake?
Am like -no , I still dey sleep

5.I called my ex….nd she said did u jus call my phone number ?

I was lik no.oh, I Am calling ur
mum's number and
u're receiving her call. Why?

6.My guy ask me were I was and I told him am in bank, he said Wat is happening there?

I said nothing.ooh
I'm uprooting cassava for my parent in the bank.

7.Opening the gates to drive out and my
Sister asks me. U dey comot?

No, na me
be the new gateman.

8.I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me
na film u dey watch

nooO I dey worship TV
.
9.Seeing me eating indomie u com ask na
Wetin u dey chop?

Am eating ur Intestine.

10.U see gen dey on still dey ask una on gen?

NooO, na gen on us, com plug ur charger
For my nose.

11. My guy saw me, and he foolishly ask me
guy na you be that??.

I was like no o na my
Grand father when he was young

12. A game freak was passionately tapping his PSP n his galfrnd said. U dey play game? Him
reply wit anger...

I dey practice how 2 press Leg.

13.I mistakenly cut my thumb wit razor n my
frnd asks... Why u come cut urself na?

I say my
blood too mch I wan reduce am IDIOT!

14. Me and my frnd dey argue him com say u dey talk 2 me,

I say nooO I dey talk to the spirit of ur ancesstors .

15. Abeg make una no vex ooO

Abeg na FACEBOOK
be this?

For a moment, Betsy froze in that spoony position. It took her some seconds to finally find her voice.

Betsy: (quietly to Emeka).What’s the meaning of this? You didn’t lock the door?

At that instant, the third guy raced swiftly to the bed and gave her deafening slap.

Alika: Legodi onye a. Asiya your pussy and money or your life, o ka nwee onu oji aju ihe mere nu agbachighi uzor (see this one o, dem ask am your pussy and money or your life, she still get mouth to ask why he no lock door.)

He slapped her some more. She made to talk but decided against it because she had seen that the guys achajuola anya (red eyes from smoking).

https://stephenlongnose./2015/05/04/diary-of-a-beautiful-boy-1/#more-150

EXAM RUSH. 1

The last paper had been scheduled for the upper week, and it was Dr. Belgam’s course. And because he was a very strict man, we all gots to cram everything crammable. Plus, the course was a 5 unit course. Four of us, we were course mates living inside the same lodge. We had gathered to deliberate on how we were going to face the exam. Me, Precious, Isoken, and the girl, Amina.

continue reading..

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/28/exam-rush-1/

Watching her sleep, he had come to the conclusion she was either a gymnast in her previous existence or would be one in her next one. Of course in this life he had practical knowledge of her expertise and vast flexibility. It was obvious it made everything worthwhile as the smile on his face grew. He stares at her see-through pyjamas and her flawlessness. The PJs exalted her femininity and the display was worth a pay raise.

https://stephenlongnose./2015/05/04/her-side-of-the-bed-part-one/

HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY. 3

After a while the drink started to enter my eyes but I maintained; what with all these pretty chicks sitting around….abeg, #teamnofallingofhands. I continued staring at Njideka flirtatiously and kept smiling every time our eyes met. Meanwhile, her two friends have been checking me out but, to me, they don’t have faces; I got my eyes on Njideka. But on a normal day, lusting after one’s elder brother’s girlfriend doesn’t make sense at all, but like they said “conji na bastard”. Plus Josh, that son of a gun that put ideas in my head with plenty gingering.

continue reading...

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/27/how-i-lost-my-virginity-episode-3/

DOGGY ORDEAL

” Be my com…forter….Holy spirit As i am now in the dens of dogs.. My hope is soooooo Narrow” I opened one of my eyes to see whats happening in my surrounding..lo and behold the dogs now walking around me in circular motion.. Am very sure this time they are saying the prayer before meal.. I had wanted to say it is Finished !!!.. But something told me not to loose hope, i stretched my two hands further upwards and faced heaven…. Father!! You that saveth Daniel in the lions den..Daddy Even when his lions havent being fed for some days.. Daddy Father!! Even as the lions said their prayer before meal as they surround Daniel.. Daddy.
Continue reading…
https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/24/doggy-ordeal/#more-118

KITO STORY 3
She giggled and positioned her ass well for him to eat her out. As he was sucking and licking her kitty, the sensation entered her brain to the extent that her left-side brain began swapping positions with her right-side brain. When Emeka noticed that her legs won’t carry her anymore, he gently pushed her on the bed and continued with his missionary work.
Continue reading…

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/24/kito-story-episode-3/#more-116

MODEL OF THE WEEK

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/27/model-of-the-week-2/

REP YOUR SCHOOL PHOTO CONTEST

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/13/rep-your-school-photo-contest/#more-109

https://stephenlongnose./2015/05/04/diary-of-a-beautiful-boy-1/#more-150

EXAM RUSH. 1

The last paper had been scheduled for the upper week, and it was Dr. Belgam’s course. And because he was a very strict man, we all gots to cram everything crammable. Plus, the course was a 5 unit course. Four of us, we were course mates living inside the same lodge. We had gathered to deliberate on how we were going to face the exam. Me, Precious, Isoken, and the girl, Amina.

continue reading..

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/28/exam-rush-1/

Watching her sleep, he had come to the conclusion she was either a gymnast in her previous existence or would be one in her next one. Of course in this life he had practical knowledge of her expertise and vast flexibility. It was obvious it made everything worthwhile as the smile on his face grew. He stares at her see-through pyjamas and her flawlessness. The PJs exalted her femininity and the display was worth a pay raise.

https://stephenlongnose./2015/05/04/her-side-of-the-bed-part-one/

HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY. 3

After a while the drink started to enter my eyes but I maintained; what with all these pretty chicks sitting around….abeg, #teamnofallingofhands. I continued staring at Njideka flirtatiously and kept smiling every time our eyes met. Meanwhile, her two friends have been checking me out but, to me, they don’t have faces; I got my eyes on Njideka. But on a normal day, lusting after one’s elder brother’s girlfriend doesn’t make sense at all, but like they said “conji na bastard”. Plus Josh, that son of a gun that put ideas in my head with plenty gingering.

continue reading...

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/27/how-i-lost-my-virginity-episode-3/

DOGGY ORDEAL

” Be my com…forter….Holy spirit As i am now in the dens of dogs.. My hope is soooooo Narrow” I opened one of my eyes to see whats happening in my surrounding..lo and behold the dogs now walking around me in circular motion.. Am very sure this time they are saying the prayer before meal.. I had wanted to say it is Finished !!!.. But something told me not to loose hope, i stretched my two hands further upwards and faced heaven…. Father!! You that saveth Daniel in the lions den..Daddy Even when his lions havent being fed for some days.. Daddy Father!! Even as the lions said their prayer before meal as they surround Daniel.. Daddy.
Continue reading…
https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/24/doggy-ordeal/#more-118

KITO STORY 3
She giggled and positioned her ass well for him to eat her out. As he was sucking and licking her kitty, the sensation entered her brain to the extent that her left-side brain began swapping positions with her right-side brain. When Emeka noticed that her legs won’t carry her anymore, he gently pushed her on the bed and continued with his missionary work.
Continue reading…

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/24/kito-story-episode-3/#more-116

MODEL OF THE WEEK

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/27/model-of-the-week-2/

REP YOUR SCHOOL PHOTO CONTEST

https://stephenlongnose./2015/04/13/rep-your-school-photo-contest/#more-109