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Who is using VALEM 10.1-Inch (2GB, 16GB ROM) Android 7, 8MP + 5MP Dual Sim Tablet?

valemtech:
Brand Valem 10.1-Inch
(2GB,16GB ROM)
Quadcore
Screen:IPS screen
Android 7, 8MP + 2MP Dual Sim
battery 6000mah
2560*1600 ips screen resolution
Free :leather porch
Free :screen guard
call or whatsap:08037607036
Price: N39500

What is the actual price. And what is the actual battery capacity?

vjsmiles:
you asked a question and now you answering that same question with your fictional write up?
hmmm...

evey way na way

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UD: She don gree to come?

Emeka: Yes o.

Mike: No just dull for dis one o. Na ur turn to bring a gal for ‘nkpokasi’.

Emeka: Do you have to remind me?

The next day, Betsy got up in the wee hours of the morning to prepare for the journey she wants to embark. When she finally got ready, she went to wake one of her lodge mates whom she was in good rapport with to see her off to the motor park. When they got there, Betsy found out that the transport fare was more than she budgeted for.

Cara: So what would you do now? Her friend asked her as they stood inches away from the cashier.

Betsy: I don’t really know o. But….

Cara: But what na?

She looked long at Cara without saying anything.

Cara: Oh no! Girl, I no get enough money on me as it is right now sef. Owu ji m bad.

Betsy: (started to plead) Please na Cara. Help me out na. Let me just complete my tfare. I’ll refund you once am back.

Cara hesitated. Betsy kept on begging her.

Cara: But come o. Shey you are going to visit a man? Why didn’t he send you transport fare?

Betsy: He’s a student plus I don’t want to look like a slut.

Cara: Girl, if not that we are in a public area now, I would have slapped some senses back into this your empty skull. What do you mean? So because he’s a student you will travel this long distance just to go see a Facebook friend who didn’t even bother to provide the transport fare for you? I wonder the kind of sweet things he told you he will do to you.

Betsy: Please na CaCa, before the bus gets full.

Cara: Ok ok. But you promise to give it back immediately you come back?

Betsy: I promise.

Cara: When you get there, call me if you encounter any problem, all right? Let me go to the nearest ATM and get the cash.

Betsy: All right. Thanks much.

LongNose comes in……

LongNose: Emeka and Betsy have been friends on Facebook for a while. He is in Unilag while she schools in Uniport. Emeka first chatted her up when he saw some gorgeous pictures she posted on her timeline. As they kept on chatting, they started getting intimate which later culminated into him inviting her over to Lagos. Initially, she gave him excuses after excuses but he kept on pestering her until she finally caved in.

LongNose goes out…

Emeka was hanging out with his friends when his phone rang; he looked at it and saw it was Betsy.

Emeka: Hello dear. Where have you reached?

Betsy; Our bus has reached Benin.

Emeka: Wow I am patiently waiting for you.

Betsy: I’ll be right there in a jiffy.

When the call ended, he and his friends started deliberating on which hotel they will use.

UD: O boy, that hotel wey dey Maryland go make sense.

Mike: if I hear , no be that one wey get bugs for their beds? Abeg look for another one jhoor

Emeka: Make una no too put mouth for my own market.. o gini di?

Mike: You, you no de put mouth for our own? Kilonshele!!

UD: Don’t mind him. This kain market wey he no go let person hear word. Shey, she go soon land and we go see am for eye na.

Mike: Back to the matter, e get one better place for Abule oja…..

Emeka: Abule Oja? Haa, guy dey reason with your head and not your genitals na. I can’t possibly invite her to a hotel near school, what if yawa gas, e go easy to trace us.

UD: Na true ooo.

Mike: Lekki nko?

Emeka: No way. Hotels there dey too expensive pass Unilag girl.

UD: Make we kukuma go Iyana Ipaja side?

Emeka: Cool. Na now u don dey talk better ever since I sabi u.

UD: Ur left nyash there

Betsy was sitting close to the window in the second row after the driver’s seat. She was chatting heartily with a young guy beside her. Immediately their bus entered Ore, there was a loud bang. For a moment, they all thought it was a gunshot and some shouted the Blood of Jesus but they later realized it wasn’t a gunshot when the bus started moving in a zigzag pattern. If not for the driver who skillfully maneuvered the bus to a stop by the roadside in the express way the bus would have somersaulted. When they got out, they saw that it was the front tire that had burst. The driver stood there helplessly. When they asked him to start changing the tire, he replied that he had no spare. Ghen Ghen .

Minutes later, a few of his fellow drivers from the same company, stopped to ask what the problem was but they too did not have any spare tire to loan out. The driver had to call their Lagos office to send a backup and they started to wait for the said bus to come and release them. Finally their bus was fixed and they entered Lagos at last. The guy asked her where her bus stop is

Betsy: I think that should be around Unilag. If I get there he will come meet me.

Kecy: Then its Ojulelegba that you should stop and then take a bus to Yaba and then to Akoka.

Betsy: Where do you stay?

Kecy: I stay at Ikeja. Why don’t you come with me for the night,tomorrow you go and meet your friend. Its very risky for a fine girl who doesn’t know her way around to be walking alone by this time.

Betsy: Don’t worry, I’ll go according to your directions. My friend will be there to meet me.

Kecy: Is it a boy or girl?

Betsy: A boy

Kecy: Well, here is my number in case you need anything or anything at all.

Betsy: Thanks but am sure am gonna be fine...

...to be continued...

[url][/url]www.stephenlongnose.com

Felix and Ifeanyi got home that night from their campus party, tired but and spent but excited. Immediately they entered their room, they burst into laughter.

Felix: Dude that was unbelievable.

Ifeanyi: Mehn…you don finally spoil me.

Felix: See this man o. You wey spoil from womb.

Ifeanyi: But that girl na pro. You no see as her you-know-what swallowed up your log of wood of a prick without a single tear.

Felix: Come bros, me and you no de church now. Her you-know –what no get name? Abi rapture go take place if you call it toto or vugiana?

Ifeanyi: There’s still an atom of unspoility left in me. Your own case has festered beyond redemption.

Felix: If you like talk grammar till tomorrow, all I know is that, na me and you put prick inside the same toto. In fact, na you Bleep before me, cum before me and even moan pass. So if na hellfire sure pass, na you go enter before me. But Ify shey you know say you were moaning when you were strafing her?

Ifeanyi: Wetin come happen?

Felix: A man that moans during sex has a tendency of producing gay children. I’m just saying.

Ifeanyi: Back to sender.

Ifeanyi entered the kitchen to look for food. He opened the pot of rice and spooned some into a plate. As he was scooping stew from the pot, some dropped. He used his hand and wiped it and then licked his hand. From his behind, Felix was watching him.

Felix: I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

Ifeanyi: You wouldn’t do what?

Felix: Licking that stew that dropped from the pot.

Ifeanyi: It’s my house na. I have every right to lick stew even if na ground e fall.

Felix: I’m not disputing that this is your house, just that who knows, you might have swallowed my cum or Derica’s cum join.

Ifeanyi: And who is Derica? And why una cum go dey inside my kitchen?

Felix: Derica is a girl from school I had sex with here in the afternoon.

Ifeanyi: You mean in the kitchen here?

Felix: Was I sucking boobs with my mouth when I said that? Of course I mean in here.

Ifeanyi: Chai this boy, the amadioha that will fire you don enter first class flight. Warrisdis! You don Bleep for every part of my room finish. Where again remain? Shuo! Them swear for you? Even if na swear, you no fit jump am pass?

Ifeanyi: Ify take am easy dey shine your eye, make you no come resemble Segun Arinze.

Ifeanyi: Don’t worry, continue. The day your sperm will finish, that day you go use cow milk do replacement. Lol. Mad man.

After gisting with his cousin, Felix sat down as he was eating and began to flash back on his sexcapades with Derica…

When Felix and Derica got back from the market to his lodge, there were some other lodge mates lounging around inside the compound. He exchanged pleasantries with them as they hailed him animatedly. He and Derica then entered inside his room. Immediately inside, Derica set to work. She brought out the stew ingredients; they had however, bought both stew and soup ingredients so as to kill two fish with one hook.

True to his words, Felix went outside, leaving her alone in the room but not after slotting in an adult movie into the DVD player and hiding the other packs so she won’t have any other alternative.

When he got outside, the guys started hailing him…

“The number one player in town”

“Nwoke m, ima ka esi eti igba”

“Bia guy arrange one correct babe for me na”

“As a love-vendor wey I be na abi” Felix replied that one.

“Guy e be like say you dey love-vendor true true o. Every day you must bring one babe come ruffle.”

“Lol, the guy don use style make Ifeanyi a refugee in his own room. Whenever he starts his knackery, na so Ifeanyi go just transfer himself to Tega’s room.

“If na you nko? You wan dey there dey watch blue film?”

“Una no well. See as una just dey here dey tackle me from right, left and centre”. Felix interjected.

“If we don’t tackle you, who will?”

Just then Derica came out and told Felix to go get pepper; they forgot to buy it in the market. He asked her if he should get the dry one or fresh one, she said dry one would be better.

Minutes later, he got the pepper and entered inside to give it to her. As he entered, he found her watching the adult movie with avid attention.

…to be continued…

WRITTEN BY UNCLE LONGNOSE.

The Campus 3som

[url][/url]www.stephenlongnose.com

HenryDion:
Thanking God for keeping me this far. I started this journey with a lot of people and many are in the grave today. Wherever they are, may they rest in peace especially my beloved friend, Loveday.

Have made some awesome achievements over the past years and still soaring higher in my self development.

Happy birthday to myself.

HAPPY BDAY SON

hostkobo:
what is the smiling picture of the lady in blue suit doing at the upper left hand corner? is her picture supposed to be a logo? (how can this be) or the layout is way bad o.

or is she supposed to be a header picture?

ACKNOWLEDGE MY BLOGSITE: isnt this supposed to be a page not a post?

this layout is bad, pls take it down. Put the site on maintenance mode while you sort things out.

and why the side bar way far out to the right?

see your sites screenshot.. not good at all

your site makes me want to scream. what the hell is this?

makes me wanna scream too

A reader of my blog emailed me, telling me that he has found out that his two younger brothers are gay. That he needs help on how to confront them.

[url][/url]www.stephenlongnose.com

SuperSuave:
2 of my guys made moves on my sister behind my back, I didn't take it lightly with them when I found out o. I know the kind of guys I have, dem be werey

lol

shut:
Hahaha this is so funny,I don't even know what to contribute.

Hahaha I've gotta laugh this out

me too

I would appreciate it if anyone can give me a useful tip on how i can make my blog www.stephenlongnose.com very successful.

[url][/url]www.stephenlongnose.com

hostkobo:
I dont think (just my own opinion) your site is anywhere ready for adsense.

- your content are not arranged properly,
- you arent observing proper blogging etiquettes
- your domain name has nothing to do with the content(not a problem tho,,,,but it helps)
- what is your site about, add an about us page
- adsense requires: post quality, post quantity, original content, nothing that smells like an adult site

advise: choose a niche, write about and focus on it. Also make sure your content is 'useful'.

regards,
HK

What about now?

cyprus000:
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Fvvcking dump her..or you become an iddiot.
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Yepaa!!!

My girl and have been an item for months now. But recently she came back on BBM after a longtime, we both were invited in a group chat. Because i constantly change my DN, she didn't know i was there. She updated that she is looking for a date. I haven't been able to confront her but i believe she must be seeing some other guys. What should i do?

[url][/url]www.stephenlongnose.com

czarr:
I know the kine bad bad things my padi de yarn me ooo!!!
I no fit imagine am dey do such to my sister oo!!,doesn't mean someone else may not do those things,but what I don't know won't kill me right??

Yu yarn better

Can some1 give me a reason why guys won't let their pals date their sisters.

exlinkleads:
Yesterday, MTN announced that they had dropped Wizkid, Timaya and Sean Tizzle, D'Prince as their brand ambassadors. But according to what I gathered, Wizkid actually moved to Globacom 4 weeks ago after complaining that MTN was delaying payment and mostly because Glo offered him more to be their ambassador. He signed a 2-year deal with Glo said to be over N100million.

Rappers Naeto C and Lynxxx have been dropped by the telecoms giant. Some ambassadors were dropped because Glo wanted to bring in more guys so they needed to decongest. I hear comedian Bovi, AY, Yoruba actor Odunlade Adekola and actor OC Ukeje have also joined Glo. - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/06/glo-drops-naeto-c-lynxxx-as-brand.html#sthash.OVNfae5B.dpuf



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way to go!