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NYSCRe: World Class Fumigation And Pest Control Training In Lagos by longpenis(m): 6:42pm On Apr 22, 2017
PolyjuicePotion:
Nah you ain't shiiiiiiiiit kid. Drive your wretched life into oblivion grin
Huh? who gave this yabaleft attendee a cellphone? I can see that you're just a futureless houseboy.
And I thought the whoré you call a mother and the ogogoro gulping bus driver who sired you taught you well?

SMH
NYSCRe: World Class Fumigation And Pest Control Training In Lagos by longpenis(m): 6:30pm On Apr 22, 2017
ThaPunisHER:
Because the truth will always set us free. grin
yes o....the truth has set us free
NYSCRe: World Class Fumigation And Pest Control Training In Lagos by longpenis(m): 6:21pm On Apr 22, 2017
ThaPunisHER:
Spot one person who can't single handedly decapitate your boyfriend in one fell swoop on nairaland?


Just one person.


No one needs help or back_up to fvck up that witless dunce, its a hierarchial maladaptation for me to diss with someone who's I.Q doesn't measure half the height of a bedbug.

So kindly take this message to him. When I'm done fvcking him and his croonies up, they will know why I am who I am on NL. Its a guarantee.


Adios!
Kai, why you too dey like to dey talk the TRUTHcheesy
NYSCRe: World Class Fumigation And Pest Control Training In Lagos by longpenis(m): 6:13pm On Apr 22, 2017
edimolu:
no no no...not abandon...we letting him do his thing...that is how we roll.....we dont go 'crying to mamma" or do "pls back me up am wasted"...cos right now thats all i see y'all plurimis doing undecided
shut that your rotten maggot infested pit latrine you call a mouth up angry

you were here yesterday running your mouth unknown to you that you were invoking ur death.....A fúcking son of an armed robber angry
NYSCRe: World Class Fumigation And Pest Control Training In Lagos by longpenis(m): 5:56pm On Apr 22, 2017
PolyjuicePotion:
Big shame, 5 purple beeches, ThapunisHer, fishscales jayson1 Bitchslayer101 momohkay

grin grin scared bunch
Add "longpenis" to the list cus I'm here to send your ashewo mothér to grave
RomanceRe: Nigerian Military Wedding Pictures by longpenis(m): 12:17pm On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
lol you made me laugh man, thanks for watching out for a bro *fistbump*

RomanceRe: Nigerian Military Wedding Pictures by longpenis(m): 12:06pm On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
Let's see if she does, but if she does really, there's more to NL, almost 2 million members wink

Imo she won't look down on me smiley
if you say so.

let me kwantinue watching cheesy

RomanceRe: Nigerian Military Wedding Pictures by longpenis(m): 11:59am On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
boss I just feel like ni smiley
you know that from this moment onward she's gonna start looking down you?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Military Wedding Pictures by longpenis(m): 11:43am On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
wink
but what got into you to disclose ur age to a Lady huh
RomanceRe: Nigerian Military Wedding Pictures by longpenis(m): 11:36am On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
lol abi jawe, so long money dey tongue

When you call a [b]18 year old [/b]egbon Felix grin lmao.
Btw my name or nickname isn't even Felix, Felix Felicis is a potion that brings luck grin you'll be familiar with it if you read the 6th part of Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the half-blood Prince wink since spam bot is now blocking FelixFelicis everyday and snow is on a week ban, I port here grin
hey kiddo, you just shot yourself in the leg grin
CrimeRe: The New Theta Zeta Psi Plumiri Fraternity Should Be Stopped!!!!!! by longpenis(m): 11:15pm On Mar 11, 2017
MummyIMadeIt:
just imagine another well thought out script of lie at the bolded, i can't help but grin

Fraternity membership can be so much more:

-Four great years of fun, excitement, challenge, leadership,
-brothers for life through thick and thin,
-the source of all that knowledge NOT taught in a classroom
,
-and the edge, opportunities, resources and connections you need to succeed in school, in business and in life.
Are you for realhuh
RomanceRe: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by longpenis(m): 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2017
Dextology:
No be me de serve o, no lefulefu de serve red label and popcorn
Lol, hope you enjoying this movie?

grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by longpenis(m): 8:09pm On Mar 09, 2017
Dextology:
For you to assume that most marriages failed because of unfaithfulness is funny and laughable.

All of the people you mention all have celebrities marriage, there are people that live their quite lives and remain faithful with their partners.

Was your dad unfaithful to your mum? Please be sincere
BARTENDER!!!

Serve me comfam chill red label.


For this thread na enjoyment go kill am ooo...*in runtown's voice * grin

RomanceRe: Post Your Sunday Pic by longpenis(m): 10:38am On Feb 28, 2017
DrtroubleM:
Unshaved shocked cheesy

Picture of her unshaved totori or wedonbilivit...
Wetin you wan see? tongue

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