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EducationRe: I Finally Signed Out At 42 by LONGPREEK(m): 4:32pm On Jan 27, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
42? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Dat is twice my age oooooo

I hope u didn't waste ur youth wailing and Gnashing ur teeth on dis forum like the miserable Redpillers here do? Hence the reason u forgot to go to school earlier?grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy

am just asking o

Meanwhile;

Nigerian men are us*less.....all of them lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
your taw taw and Siofra own , which one smell like rotten kpomo pass
EducationRe: I Finally Signed Out At 42 by LONGPREEK(m): 4:30pm On Jan 27, 2023
Toktee:
Born and raised by parents that sees education as total waste of time.
From primary to secondary school no one was there for me but God.
I dropped out of secondary school six times because of money.
I also dropped out of college of education once, but later graduate.

If an orphan like me can do it, you can do it.
Never give up on your dreams.
don't forget to add that you robbed the money or got it from fraud
CrimeRe: Seun Samuel Ojukannaiye Has Been Declared Wanted by LONGPREEK(m): 4:29pm On Jan 27, 2023
Seun a wanted criminal
RomanceRe: Regé-jean Page Is The Most Handsome Man In The World, According To Scientists by LONGPREEK(m): 4:24pm On Jan 27, 2023
siofra:
I already knew! From the first day I set my eyes on him on Bridgerton. I even made a fanfic about him😍
you have my guy staphylococcus
FoodRe: Lady Warns People To Be Careful Of The Kind Of "Kponmo" They Buy (pic/video) by LONGPREEK(m): 4:22pm On Jan 27, 2023
See as e dey like that pap wey dey commot for soifra and prettylady200 taw taw. E sure me say e go smell like some girls taw taw for Nairaland
RomanceRe: Should Our Grandparents Be Allowed To Watch Porn And Mastubate? by LONGPREEK(m): 4:15pm On Jan 27, 2023
BeanmanX:
U dey call ur alternate abi? all ur accounts go enter Nairaland prison one by one..u go see
u too small for me abobi
RomanceRe: Closed by LONGPREEK(m): 9:59am On Jul 08, 2022
Datboredberri:
Stupid simp...

If you dare me... I'll upload your messges begging me for sex... You think I deleted your nudes? undecided
na now u buy market. Wait for me dear. You will now know what differentiates satanist from vicho drmrsfumi and all the rest that u have been trolling. I am sure u never knew that I was the one making them to reduce their attack on you. I pity you in advance
RomanceRe: Closed by LONGPREEK(m): 9:51am On Jul 08, 2022
Datboredberri:
Choilila... This account was created 2018

Same with his vicho account... Can't remember the spelling
I am satanist and not vicho. One more quote from you and na your matter I go focus on for 2 weeks. When I start I don't stop. Banning mods even your useless god can't stop me when I start
RomanceRe: Closed by LONGPREEK(m): 9:49am On Jul 08, 2022
Datboredberri:
Oh shut up... You're Satanist... I know... But there's someone following you... A friend... I'll find out who it is... undecided

I'm smarter...
I will take this to mean u didn't get my point. I guess you thought I was trying to impersonate satanist.
Yes I am satanist. I no dey hide am.
Omo of them born your well mention me again to talk the least trash and see if I no go make nairaland tire you for 2 weeks straight. This time even if you send me pic of you actually drinking snipper or hanging yourself self, I will chase you to death
Dare me man angry angry
RomanceRe: Closed by LONGPREEK(m): 9:46am On Jul 08, 2022
Choilila:
Pity ur life guy..

I fear nothing, and you will be forever fugly still kingdom come. And I will support the LGBTQ COMMUNITY....


BETTER HANG UR NECK IF @BOLDED ARE UR PROBLEMS
if you want my full attention, identify yourself properly. Tell me your real moniker
FashionRe: Why Do Ladies Enjoy Revealing Their Cleavage? (pictures) by LONGPREEK(m): 9:34am On Jul 08, 2022
That fat one toto dey smell like soakaway. I remember fucking her 3 months ago and nearly puked
Girls please try dey wash your totos
RomanceRe: Closed by LONGPREEK(m): 9:32am On Jul 08, 2022
Preshieben:
Good morning

I posted I needed a serious relationship... (My last post tho)
So I found somebody's son here and we started something wonderful.. cheesy

Now back to why I created this thread..
I got robbed on my way to Port Harcourt and I lost everything on Tuesday evening.
Tried retrieving the line...But I can't.
So literally, I have lost all my contacts including his number too and he's not on any other social media apart from WhatsApp.

In case you come across this thread..
Please Drop me a message on WhatsApp with this number.
08061471811

Thank you
his Monika is Obamamessi
RomanceRe: Closed by LONGPREEK(m): 9:31am On Jul 08, 2022
Datboredberri:
You're serious? He's satan***? I'm here... I'll wait
he is not Satan but we all have the same goal. They are all very intelligent secret agents. They go any length to her your details while I go any length to make the person's life miserable online. Don't bother trying to differentiate us. Just avoid us and u are good.
0901581516two is jeon number. I just pity her because if she crosses my path, na dss go come find am
RomanceRe: A Thief Was Lynched By A Mob by LONGPREEK(m): 4:20pm On Jul 07, 2022
ObamaMessi:
Hello everyone

We have the account cloner known as satanist in this forum.He was caught stealing akara in Aba was was lynched by the mob.

Here are his monikers and photos LONGPREEK 0bamaMessi
bidexdo
vibre
JesusIsAMuslim
SoundOsonic
you be learner, no traffic
PoliticsRe: Funke Emerges Lagos PDP Deputy Governorship Candidate by LONGPREEK(m): 10:10am On Jul 07, 2022
0bamaMesssi:
baba

How far na cheesy
Jesu, grin grin abeg pity that obamamessi small. I don dey pity the bastard sef cheesy cheesy he don over collect for our hand
PoliticsRe: Funke Emerges Lagos PDP Deputy Governorship Candidate by LONGPREEK(m): 9:26pm On Jul 06, 2022
Na now e clear us like blue film why she did all she did. The ugly kpekus was collect better knackiing that comes with dollars from the upper Achelon. A trenches shovel willl always be a trenches shovel abi na hoe them dey call am.
If them no take time gamgbamg this one let nairaland close
FoodRe: See The ₦2,500 Tuber Of Yam I Bought In Port Harcourt (Photos) by LONGPREEK(m): 5:11am On Jul 06, 2022
Arysexy:
What made it trash? Those prices are facts.
how is buhari responsible for fight ticket increase that increased all over the world
RomanceRe: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 11:40am On Jul 05, 2022
Beehive01:
mad maddo maddest grin grin grin grin
I have to cut in on this one although you are not replying to me grin grin grin
I know a lot of your banned account grin grin grin
Vicho banned grin
Vicho2022 banned grin
Longpreek banned grin
Biggbola banned grin
Magnolia yet to be banned grin
Graceville2020 yet to be banned grin
Troll never dies yet to be banned
Morriganoo8 banned ;Detc I can go on and on let me stop here
You are the one receiving the banning fire from nairalanders and they will ravage you to death grin grin
We don't want peace and we want it in pieces, you will continue to receive an uncountable enormous amount of lesbianism on nairaland and you will do nothing but wail, scream and weep as usual on my thread till you get intoxicated to stupor and choke on it gringrin grin grin
I am the QUEEN EMPIRE OF NAIRALAND, I CALL THE SHOTS grin grin grin
YOU WILL FOREVER BE MY SLAVE AND YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING grin grin grin grin
BOW DOWN TO ME AND GIVE YOUR RUINED MISERABLE LEFTOVER LIFE A LITTLE MEANING grin grin grin

I WILL FOREVER BE YOUR NIGHTMARES AND THE CALAMITY THAT WILL BEFALL YOU grin grin grin
yes I am banned as you can see but I strong pass Nairaland

FoodRe: See The ₦2,500 Tuber Of Yam I Bought In Port Harcourt (Photos) by LONGPREEK(m): 11:37am On Jul 05, 2022
Arysexy:
Buhari and APC effect.

Buhari pro max is warming up with Agbado and cassava on both hands grin

God forbid
trash. Yes tinubu is trash but that pic make no sense.
RomanceRe: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 4:55am On Jun 29, 2022
RAZOR619:
guy u gud in hacking?

ah get bussines for u.
lol na only feminist and wanna be lesbo like koyyes zzor sapire toto o dey jack o cheesy any other hacking I no sabi
RomanceRe: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 12:53pm On Jun 28, 2022
MagnoIia:
Her phone number -
Zero eight zero six nine six five seven zero six eight (thunder fire antispam bot)
State of residence - Ekiti
Occupation - Student
Institution - EKSU
picture below

Omo them don ban my IP from uploading pictures.
The same thing wey been happen that other time.
Séun na bastard angry
just sscreenshot the pic and repost am again. The one wey u post no show
RomanceRe: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 12:53pm On Jun 28, 2022
MagnoIia:
Her phone number -
Zero eight zero six nine six five seven zero six eight (thunder fire antispam bot)
State of residence - Ekiti
Occupation - Student
Institution - EKSU
picture below

Omo them don ban my IP from uploading pictures.
The same thing wey been happen that other time.
Séun na bastard angry
just screenshot the pic and repost am again. The one wey u post no show
RomanceRe: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 12:20pm On Jun 28, 2022
LONGPREEK:
thunder fire the toto wey spit you out. Na your papa ban me?
ban no dey catch me bastard. The fact that you still haven't realized that you are fighting with 3 indaboskis amazes me.
Look at all the mods banning me but e no dey catch me. Na super mod I be

RomanceRe: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 12:16pm On Jun 28, 2022
Graceville2020:
I have her number and pics.
That bitch na lesbian, that dorwadora moniker has been banned.
She is currently using laswell
I for like make we troll am small
abeg send me her pic ma use am entertain my self today
RomanceRe: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 10:49am On Jun 28, 2022
Beehive01:
mad maddo maddest grin grin grin grin
I have to cut in on this one although you are not replying to me grin grin grin
I know a lot of your banned account grin grin grin
Vicho banned grin
Vicho2022 banned grin
Longpreek banned grin
Biggbola banned grin
Magnolia yet to be banned grin
Graceville2020 yet to be banned grin
Troll never dies yet to be banned
Morriganoo8 banned ;Detc I can go on and on let me stop here
You are the one receiving the banning fire from nairalanders and they will ravage you to death grin grin
We don't want peace and we want it in pieces, you will continue to receive an uncountable enormous amount of lesbianism on nairaland and you will do nothing but wail, scream and weep as usual on my thread till you get intoxicated to stupor and choke on it gringrin grin grin
I am the QUEEN EMPIRE OF NAIRALAND, I CALL THE SHOTS grin grin grin
YOU WILL FOREVER BE MY SLAVE AND YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING grin grin grin grin
BOW DOWN TO ME AND GIVE YOUR RUINED MISERABLE LEFTOVER LIFE A LITTLE MEANING grin grin grin

I WILL FOREVER BE YOUR NIGHTMARES AND THE CALAMITY THAT WILL BEFALL YOU grin grin grin
thunder fire the toto wey spit you out. Na your papa ban me?
RomanceRe: Sex Education To A 6year Old Girl: Is It Too Early? by LONGPREEK(m): 11:59am On Jun 27, 2022
Miyah1:
How do I present sex education to my 6years old girl?

Her friends have been feeding her with fallacy at school.
no it's not. Start it from 6months. Useless pedophiles . That is how koyyes and the others molest innocent kids all in the name of sex education
Morrigan008 number 1 child molester
RomanceRe: Why Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Men And Attracted To Women by LONGPREEK(m): 11:45am On Jun 27, 2022
TrollsNeverDies:
Oboy how you take do am?
I no know o. Maybe na the IP wey I dey change dey confuse their system. Na so them ban biggbola till 2099 and I still dey use am. The site is run by brainless homosexuals that allow homos like jeon, koyyess and the rest to show us their cum smelling mouths

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