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This boy ehn!!!

Bestlily:
hmmmm thanks!....buh z it dat yhu didnt like d course yhu wia offered last year??

timjones1:
Am clearin on the 13th.. Must U come with Ur original O'level Certificate?

no, your fake

Bestlily:
Ok thanks...thou am done wif my online dats y i panicked...Mua think say i don enter 1 chance...bdw wats d total amount of money yhu spent for phy clearance??

Bestlily:
Longstride did they ask for ur stament of result and did yhu upload during online clearance?pls answer ASAP!!

Doctor21:
nah. I'm at home but i already av a hostel space.

I was told that the clearing official for medical student is a saddist.

Only five people were cleared as at yesterday. The rest were logged out because one ish or the other

A friend was logged out because he signed is affidavit of age declaration by himself.
Why another was logged out because her GUARANTOR letter ws spelt as GURANTOR.

Na grace naim man need o

-if you declare your age, and your mum signs, she'll log you out saying It's the person that declares something that signs it.
-if you sign it yourself, she'll log you out saying you can't declare your age yourself
-if your affidavit was made before you gained admission, she'll log you out.
-if any of your letters or certificates lacks the date which it was made, she'll log you out.

but on the bright side, she does it nicely ...no yelling.
and she tries to make you see the reason she can't clear you.



BTW when's your date?

chue:
kkk i go call yu 2mao...yur number ends wit 32 shey

chue:
same here....i dey madumere dey sleep my roomies na dull pple full am xcept 1guy like dat.where for hall 2

TraciTray:
My clearance date is on the 16th, will the temporary accomodation still be available by then??

Navvy:
jesu! Bros abeg I get few questions to ask.

Dpharm:

I see that woman she just dey smile dey do her bad I just dey look am with one eye from where we pharmacy sit

ah tell you mhen

Petrinzy:
did dey request 4 original jamb result

chue:
bro no vex for me...where yu dey??

chue:
Longstride wadup??yur digits bro

benromeo39:
haha, baba, u dey mind swaggalord? Na only him dey see scorpion and snakes, next thing na dinosaur he go see.

LMAO ....seriously mhen ....even the guy wey rush carry stick go find the snake, shout Jesus, run as he see the thing size.
By the time the porters came with their arsenal, the gigantosnake had eased into a gutter










By the way, I hear you're one of the rare male eròtica fiction writers ......I never comot time read the 'diary' yet , but from what I hear, you've got real talent

Dpharm:

I dey house school
was so dry
what course?

MOIart:
different people dey ya sha ...make I just dey observe. You barb gallas??

MOIart:
Them Neva open am o.Make we wait till night time...

Dpharm:
it seems as if I'm the only one on this thread clearing tomorrow 6th January
any other should hola
rep pharmacy

Pokemon43:
originals of each and six photocopies of these documents
online payment slip,jamb admission letter,affidavit of non membership of secret cult,affidavit of good conduct,guarantor's letter,acceptance letter,birth certificate,uniben admission letter,jamb result slip,post ume result slip,ssce certificate.each photocopy schould be held together by a paper clip and in a white file and of course each shd av passport.dis was were d ones they asked me to bring during mine.

Overkill

MOIart:
free charging abi you pay?? I just arrived recently and was told temp accmm clearance starts tomorrow.... I hear say free WiFi dey that side...

MOIart:
I still dey there boss. Are you anywhere close by??

MOIart:
Gurls una lucky o.See as una just dey enter our beloved Hall 3. Girls are being allowed to enter while we guys dey outside dey look.... Aluta continua!!!

MOIart:
Greetings people. If it is possible for you to stay at home and come tomorrow,do that. Also,if you are on your way to UNIBEN,sorry. If you don't want to join the league of students(freshers and staylites) standing outside Hall 2 like me and you dey Ore,just tell the driver to drop you and find your way back home. The reason is that clearance for temporary hostel starts tomorrow but would possibly be asked to sleep at the common room tonight. Once again,greetings....

chue:
lol cray niggi...wen yu dey com skul?

chue:
suley which hostel yu dey....

chue:
lol bro I jus dey laff yu for where I dey so asin na yur kidney yu wan take cook d fud

Dpharm:

i am I'll
be there tomorrow

Pokemon43:
wait a minute did u retake jamb?if so what course were u given?

he went for Animal Science last year but was given Medicine, so he retook

Quatermaine:


Me..
My date is on the 5th..