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Religion / Re: Horrorful Cries From Hell Fire by Longstride: 7:34am On Dec 20, 2014 |
how stùpid can one get! 'Hell' is inside the earth? So if we drill the earth deep enough, we can see souls of people burning and burning but not dying? ....so the souls can dig their way out of the ground and escape? Or if we decide to, we can blast the rock, open the pit, and rescue Adolf Hitler And this marvelous discovery didn't make headlines 1 Like |
Romance / Re: HELP!!! She's Scared Of Her Son by Longstride: 7:11am On Dec 20, 2014 |
totally normal ..... Normally, mothers are scared if it doesn't happen that way. |
Health / Re: Please!! ...try To Avoid Sleeping On The Floor! ..something Just Happened To Me by Longstride: 6:07am On Dec 20, 2014 |
ikeno: I've seen how bite victims writhe in pain .... It's not a pleasant sight |
Health / Re: Please!! ...try To Avoid Sleeping On The Floor! ..something Just Happened To Me by Longstride: 5:44pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
tonybosses: 1 Like |
Health / Re: Please!! ...try To Avoid Sleeping On The Floor! ..something Just Happened To Me by Longstride: 5:43pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Mickey7:voodoo priest ...this was your doing Try again |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:40pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Incase you're wondering, or you thought that June2013 WAEC certificates aren't ready yet, they are. 1 Like |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:30pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Quatermaine: wow this is better, you're finally improving a bit after one year of trying. |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:21pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:17pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:15pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Quatermaine give up already you just don't have it in you ...how many times do I and Mickey7 have to remind you. Stick to helping freshers -_- |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 4:16pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 2:37pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 2:35pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 2:26pm On Dec 19, 2014 |
Quatermaine: always the attention-starved -_- I gave him a meme and you had to state the obvious too in order to get one also.... Not smart |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 11:50am On Dec 19, 2014 |
PietroRico: 2 Likes |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 8:57am On Dec 19, 2014 |
lee11: wow really?! I mean, we didn't know about this We're grateful |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 7:47am On Dec 19, 2014 |
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1956585_screenshot20141219083549_png07319b171ff1174adf977ba88ee444cb shiiit! ...gotta move up my schedule. |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 7:43am On Dec 19, 2014 |
who are the retards |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 6:38am On Dec 19, 2014 |
Mcslize: haven't seen any official date, but acceptance fee payment, alongside online clearance, still goes on during physical clearance. I did mine about one week into the physical clearance last time. |
Health / Please!! ...try To Avoid Sleeping On The Floor! ..something Just Happened To Me by Longstride: 12:04am On Dec 19, 2014 |
[b]today, I travelled to the east to get something. I'm spending the night at a family friend's place. I just woke up and you won't believe what interrupted my sleep. the bed is on one end, and the socket, on the other end, so earlier this evening, I sat on the floor there, charging my phone and using it, for a while. I soon fell asleep on the floor. From dreamland, I could feel something rubbing my arm slightly ...this was going on for a few seconds as I couldn't process what was happening yet until more parts of my brain woke up, When they did, I immediately flung my arms and opened my eyes..still lying down... It took some seconds for my eyes to adjust to the poor lighting and me to recognize what was staring back at me. I had concluded it must have been a cockroach. It was a scorpion! I immediately recoiled in shock ...the arachnid ran away due to my sudden movement. By the time I was fully alert and remembered where I was, the scorpion had disappeared into the darkness. I'm on the bed now But seriously, what if I moved my hand slowly and it stung me I don't even want to start to imagine. My point is, please, try to avoid sleeping on the floor, I'm glad I didn't have to learn the hard way. Wish me safe journey on my way back today [/b] 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Guys, How Does It Feel Dating A Taller Girl? by Longstride: 7:33pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
never met a taller girl |
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Be Rejected by Longstride: 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
I have no idea #CleanSheet |
Religion / Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Longstride: 6:09pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Proffdada: the bible says the soul dies.... Mr. Analogy. |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:42pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
OliviaPope: wanted to change your password and keep the account Darn Gmail saddists |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 1:59pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
OliviaPope: are you pissed OliviaPope: 'Followed my guts' wasn't really quantum physics How did you know it was me |
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 11:56am On Dec 18, 2014 |
OliviaPope: stop mentioning and PM-ing me Miss Pope . I'm not a white guy. |
Health / Re: Ways Not To Treat A Fat Guy! by Longstride: 11:41am On Dec 18, 2014 |
ROTFL PietroRico don suffer 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Longstride: 8:00am On Dec 18, 2014 |
Family / Re: Nairalander's Boyfriend Wants Her To Keep Washing His Clothes. Please Advice by Longstride: 9:59pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
rigarmortis: okay. |
Religion / Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Longstride: 8:59pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
Proffdada: so spirits can die and souls can't die? |
Family / Re: Nairalander's Boyfriend Wants Her To Keep Washing His Clothes. Please Advice by Longstride: 8:46pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
rigarmortis: I guess your mom is a 'good girl' to your dad huh? 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Body Blow For The Theory Of Evolution by Longstride: 8:37pm On Dec 17, 2014 |
sinequanon: and your 'line of work', obviously, is looking for articles on evolution loopholes and attacking atheists with them using "critical thinking" ... You deserve a Nobel prize |
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