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Religion / Re: Horrorful Cries From Hell Fire by Longstride: 7:34am On Dec 20, 2014
how stùpid can one get!
'Hell' is inside the earth? So if we drill the earth deep enough, we can see souls of people burning and burning but not dying? ....so the souls can dig their way out of the ground and escape? Or if we decide to, we can blast the rock, open the pit, and rescue Adolf Hitler shocked




And this marvelous discovery didn't make headlines shocked

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Romance / Re: HELP!!! She's Scared Of Her Son by Longstride: 7:11am On Dec 20, 2014
totally normal ..... Normally, mothers are scared if it doesn't happen that way.
Health / Re: Please!! ...try To Avoid Sleeping On The Floor! ..something Just Happened To Me by Longstride: 6:07am On Dec 20, 2014
ikeno:
Thank your stars you weren't stung else you would have felt the most excruciating pain ever.


I had such experience during my teen when playing on some abandoned blocks.

I've seen how bite victims writhe in pain .... It's not a pleasant sight embarassed
Health / Re: Please!! ...try To Avoid Sleeping On The Floor! ..something Just Happened To Me by Longstride: 5:44pm On Dec 19, 2014
tonybosses:
Let me tell u hw I tink... I blive dt it's d scorpion's job to avoid me and also warn other.


Dt shii is deep, veri deep!!!

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Health / Re: Please!! ...try To Avoid Sleeping On The Floor! ..something Just Happened To Me by Longstride: 5:43pm On Dec 19, 2014
Mickey7:
Oh that slow creature! angry
voodoo priest ...this was your doing angry

Try again tongue
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:40pm On Dec 19, 2014
Incase you're wondering, or you thought that June2013 WAEC certificates aren't ready yet,

they are.

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:30pm On Dec 19, 2014
Quatermaine:


Okay. cry


But it's still 4 quotes and Not even one like.. grin grin grin

wow this is better, you're finally improving a bit after one year of trying.
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:21pm On Dec 19, 2014
Madumere17:
lol..mr stride..odogwu nwoke..ogini ne me?

Nna onyeisi, o ka mma ... onitsha kwanu?
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:17pm On Dec 19, 2014
thatniqqress:


Thank me later wink


LOL
na you talk am oh lipsrsealed
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:15pm On Dec 19, 2014


So where's my meme?, the one you ought to give me..
SMH.

Quatermaine give up already you just don't have it in you ...how many times do I and Mickey7 have to remind you.

Stick to helping freshers -_-
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 4:16pm On Dec 19, 2014
PietroRico:
grin OK, can u fück off now? Thanks wink

aye captain grin
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 2:37pm On Dec 19, 2014
PietroRico:
. Lol. Ultra predictable Àrsehole.

indeed grin
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 2:35pm On Dec 19, 2014
Charleschidera:

If u are talkin of my pic, den its me

doesn't understand English Or just insecure sad
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 2:26pm On Dec 19, 2014
Quatermaine:


4 quotes and No Likes.. -_-



always the attention-starved -_-
I gave him a meme and you had to state the obvious too in order to get one also.... Not smart sad
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 11:50am On Dec 19, 2014
PietroRico:

Your faculty is a large one
And or
Your surname starts with a letter down low
in alphabetical order

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 8:57am On Dec 19, 2014
lee11:
Because of the last clearance crowd and stampede(which was overrated by the news btw), they now do the physical clearance in groups. Everybody will have a group and every group will have its day. Itl be almost stressless.


wow really?! shocked
I mean, we didn't know about this shocked
We're grateful sad
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 7:47am On Dec 19, 2014
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 7:43am On Dec 19, 2014
who are the retards shocked undecided
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 6:38am On Dec 19, 2014
Mcslize:
Is there a deadline for the payment of the acceptance fee? If yes when?

haven't seen any official date, but acceptance fee payment, alongside online clearance, still goes on during physical clearance. I did mine about one week into the physical clearance last time.
Health / Please!! ...try To Avoid Sleeping On The Floor! ..something Just Happened To Me by Longstride: 12:04am On Dec 19, 2014
[b]today, I travelled to the east to get something. I'm spending the night at a family friend's place. I just woke up and you won't believe what interrupted my sleep.

the bed is on one end, and the socket, on the other end, so earlier this evening, I sat on the floor there, charging my phone and using it, for a while. I soon fell asleep on the floor.

From dreamland, I could feel something rubbing my arm slightly ...this was going on for a few seconds as I couldn't process what was happening yet until more parts of my brain woke up,
When they did, I immediately flung my arms and opened my eyes..still lying down...

It took some seconds for my eyes to adjust to the poor lighting and me to recognize what was staring back at me. I had concluded it must have been a cockroach.

It was a scorpion! I immediately recoiled in shock ...the arachnid ran away due to my sudden movement. By the time I was fully alert and remembered where I was, the scorpion had disappeared into the darkness.

I'm on the bed now grin

But seriously, what if I moved my hand slowly and it stung me shocked
I don't even want to start to imagine.

My point is, please, try to avoid sleeping on the floor, I'm glad I didn't have to learn the hard way.

Wish me safe journey on my way back today smiley
[/b]

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Romance / Re: Guys, How Does It Feel Dating A Taller Girl? by Longstride: 7:33pm On Dec 18, 2014
never met a taller girl cool
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Be Rejected by Longstride: 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
I have no idea


#CleanSheet cool
Religion / Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Longstride: 6:09pm On Dec 18, 2014
Proffdada:
I'm only using analogies within u r. scope of understanding

the bible says the soul dies.... Mr. Analogy.
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 5:42pm On Dec 18, 2014
OliviaPope:

My guts. You also tried to break into my email. WTH, is you alright


No, go and sin no more angry


wanted to change your password and keep the account grin
Darn Gmail saddists angry
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 1:59pm On Dec 18, 2014
OliviaPope:
It's not funny. What the hell did you do angry

are you pissed angry
OliviaPope:
Who PM'd you E be like say you don kolomental shocked

How did you even get it shocked

Longstride !!!!!!!!!!!!!

grin
'Followed my guts' wink
wasn't really quantum physics tongue

How did you know it was me angry
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Longstride: 11:56am On Dec 18, 2014
OliviaPope:
Longstride what did you do angry undecided


stop mentioning and PM-ing me Miss Pope undecided. I'm not a white guy.
Health / Re: Ways Not To Treat A Fat Guy! by Longstride: 11:41am On Dec 18, 2014
ROTFL PietroRico don suffer gringrin

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Religion / Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Longstride: 8:00am On Dec 18, 2014
Proffdada:
it doesn't really die but stay in suspended animation

are you even listening to yourself grin
Family / Re: Nairalander's Boyfriend Wants Her To Keep Washing His Clothes. Please Advice by Longstride: 9:59pm On Dec 17, 2014
rigarmortis:



Nope..

My mum is actually a bad girl, but your mom......very good girl.

She and your lovely sis both gave me head to see if two heads are better than one.


For the record....؛...................


It was.


okay.
Religion / Re: Atheist Comedy Videos by Longstride: 8:59pm On Dec 17, 2014
Proffdada:
a soul is the eternal, immaterial essence of humans. it's the God part of us humans. a gorilla however has no soul and it's spirit dies with it till judgment day where it'll be found in paradise


so spirits can die and souls can't die?
Family / Re: Nairalander's Boyfriend Wants Her To Keep Washing His Clothes. Please Advice by Longstride: 8:46pm On Dec 17, 2014
rigarmortis:
WASH, CLEAN, COOK, SUCK AND FUKC, THATS WHAT A GOOD GIRL DOES.

YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD GIRL DONT YOU.


I guess your mom is a 'good girl' to your dad huh?

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Religion / Re: Body Blow For The Theory Of Evolution by Longstride: 8:37pm On Dec 17, 2014
sinequanon:


Critical thinking is applicable in many fields. For example, when longstride reads the following, trips and falls into the coelacanth net, that is not critical thinking..



They do not live in an environment that suggests unusual pressure to improve molecular mechanisms, such as DNA replication and repair, resulting in a very low mutation rate.

Critical thinking helps you to read through BS. They are saying that 'nothing unusual' is the reason for an unusually low mutation rate. They have slipped in a couple of negatives and fooled you.
This is a fallacy. The whole point is that the mutations are random. Their explanation does not say why beneficial mutations should be any less for coelacanths
It is a link from your own article.



I have my line of work. You can join Dapo, who prefers to spend his 'productive' life asking rhetorical questions for "effect", stashing his hard drive with cartoons and remaining duped.

and your 'line of work', obviously, is looking for articles on evolution loopholes and attacking atheists with them using "critical thinking" ... You deserve a Nobel prize angry

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