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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Habit Do You Have When You Laugh by Lordabas(op): 7:30pm On Apr 03, 2015
Dnarvaez:
Some peeps can be very funny ehn
They will laugh out of control and even before releasing a loud Fart they won't knw.
That akward moment when after Farting, you will come to ur normal self and be sober. Lol!
Even Seun is guilty of this lipsrsealed



grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Habit Do You Have When You Laugh by Lordabas(op): 7:28pm On Apr 03, 2015
ahsekeena:
That slaping/hitting thing can be annoying ehn angry

My bad habit....I laugh like a queen grin



I love laughing!!
How do queens laugh? cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Habit Do You Have When You Laugh by Lordabas(op): 7:26pm On Apr 03, 2015
Rainess:
I snort when I laugh cry
I snort too like once in every 500 laughs.Its kinda embarassing when everyone stares at you but you just cant stop grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Habit Do You Have When You Laugh by Lordabas(op): 7:20pm On Apr 03, 2015
Nneka123:
I just laugh lipsrsealed, if it's exciting, I jump lipsrsealed
If it's more than exciting, you fly? lipsrsealed
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Habit Do You Have When You Laugh by Lordabas(op): 7:19pm On Apr 03, 2015
SpeedyConnect:
I get angry when I laugh
Sounds like you got some shiit going on. You need to see a therapist cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Habit Do You Have When You Laugh by Lordabas(op): 6:26pm On Apr 03, 2015
AndreRose:
Lol. Sometimes I feel pressed
Hmm. Are you among the group of people that fart when they laugh cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Habit Do You Have When You Laugh by Lordabas(op): 6:02pm On Apr 03, 2015
Chizzy20:
lolzz if its really funny...will start clapping my hands..wit tears streaming frm my eyes...
Do you get to the point of laughter where no sound comes out grin
Sometimes,I laugh so much that after a while no laugh comes out
Nairaland GeneralWhat Habit Do You Have When You Laugh by Lordabas(op): 5:50pm On Apr 03, 2015
I have a habit of hitting my friends.
If something is really funny i'll slap someone in the arm without noticing it.
Sometimes, i cover my mouth i don't know why though.
I also stomp/shake my feet when i laugh.
SportsRe: Flying Eagles Releases AYC 2015 Team List by Lordabas: 7:55pm On Feb 27, 2015
robosky02:
the coach knows better
Just saw He has a knee ligament injury and has been ruled out. Fair enough
CelebritiesRe: Ladies, Donjazzy Raises A Placard You Should Probably Read. by Lordabas: 5:40pm On Feb 27, 2015
Ok na Lemme goan bring all the girls in my family so that he can choose.

I'm getting rich this year cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairalander Girl Appear To Me by Lordabas: 4:43pm On Feb 27, 2015
headlamp:
Hello everybody I use to PM the girl but she did not answer so I vex for her and decide to be PMing her everyday.

So since last month I send PM to her at rate of 1 pm per day or 2. Even anyday I vex I can send 25 pm. But she don't respond.
To my surprise lastweek she just suddenly respond with a message. "Hey would you be happy if I also treat you the way you are treat me?"

I fear when I see the message so I no reply and I no PM her again.

To my surprise on this Monday at midnight somebody just give me beat on my laps. The thing pepper me but I still sleep. Suddenly the beat just becomes times 2, BLAAAAAAMMMM! on my lap.

I jump up to see the girl. She no smile o. She say since I don dey PM her for almost a month now, she self go dey come meet me for almost a month.

She now say I should remove my boxers I obey. She touch my dick. I even think she want to sex me. Suddenly GBOOOOOAAA!! she slap me and disappear.

Since that time she will come ask me to remove boxer and GBOOOOAAAA!!! slap.


Nairalander what should I do o. Advice. Because na popular girl for here. Her username start with N and end with 3.

SportsRe: Flying Eagles Releases AYC 2015 Team List by Lordabas: 3:05pm On Feb 27, 2015
robosky02:
THE FULL LIST

Joshua Enaholo, Musa Muhammed, Mustapha Abdullahi, Akinjide Idowu, Saheed AbdulGaniyu, Izuchukwu Omego, Bernard Bulbwa, Alhassan Ibrahim, Christian Pyagbara, Abdullahi Alfa, Saleh Usman, Ifeanyi Ifeanyi, Samuel Okon, Obinna Nwobodo, Ifeanyi Mathew, Dele Alampasu, Chidera Ezeh, Taiwo Awoniyi, Bello Zaharadeen, Wasiu Jimoh, Olorunleke Ojo.
Where is Musa Yahaya?? That boy was a baller!
RomanceRe: Signs That A Naija Guy Wants To Break-up by Lordabas:
7.

When you go to his house & the gateman tells you 'madam oga tok say make i no open gate give you again' grin
RomanceRe: For Women: 7 Important Tips To Keep Your Vag*na Clean, Sweet And Healthy by Lordabas: 8:51pm On Feb 26, 2015
With the rate at which i'm seeing care of the vagina on nairaland its like many women no sabi how to take care of their womanliness
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell her She Has Body Odour by Lordabas: 8:38pm On Feb 26, 2015
EggovinMma:
Please tell her bikbiko.Truth hurts.
While growing up, I had body odour.It can be controlled with good practice. I did pretty well to control mine as I take regular baths, use antiperspirants, scented soaps and cream, shave appropriate ly and good feminine perfumes.For me, I don't see anything wrong in advising and educating a gf that's has got foul smell.Now where the smell for my body? I smell good kiss kissEVERYWHERE
Story for the gods!!

Who ask you for your life history?!
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell her She Has Body Odour by Lordabas:
If she considers you a friend then she won't be hurt by it, she'll be happy you told her. So just come out and tell her when the two of you are alone
CelebritiesRe: Emma Nyra Flashes Boobs As She Steps Out In Crazy Torn Jeans (PHOTOS) by Lordabas: 8:34pm On Feb 26, 2015
Mtcheeeew What is the difference between her and a mad man now? :/
RomanceRe: What Does My Dream Mean? by Lordabas: 8:47pm On Feb 25, 2015
Ubyy:
Abeg, most everything be spiritualhuh
No. But your case is spiritual
RomanceRe: What Does My Dream Mean? by Lordabas: 8:34pm On Feb 25, 2015
Ubyy:
So, last night, I dreamt I was in love with this guy. That kind of excited feeling about finding someone new and that nice feeling of finding new love.

I am single and I get advances from guys but never really felt anything for them. Now I have this dream, I cannot stop thinking about it..

So, nairalanders, what can this mean? shocked
So guy chyke you for dream & you accept

My sister you have just succeeded in tying the knot with an evil spirit grin
CelebritiesRe: What Is The Husband Of A Female President Called? by Lordabas: 7:57pm On Feb 25, 2015
Or madam president's boy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: What Is The Husband Of A Female President Called? by Lordabas: 7:56pm On Feb 25, 2015
First Lady's man
RomanceRe: How Do You Know Your Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Really Loves You by Lordabas: 7:45pm On Feb 25, 2015


If he brings you to meet his parents thats true love
cheesy
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Were In His Shoes?? by Lordabas: 7:42pm On Feb 25, 2015
He should have followed that slap with a good knock on her head
RomanceRe: Will I Ever Get Someone To Love Me? by Lordabas: 5:52pm On Feb 25, 2015
Will i ever get someone to love me?




Yess! Buy a dog grin
TravelRe: Dubai In Photos. Before And Now (pictured) by Lordabas: 3:38pm On Feb 25, 2015
Even Dubai of 1991 fine pass Nigeria of 2015
EntertainmentRe: Man Spends Over $100,000 On Plastic Surgery To Look Like ’80s-era Madonna by Lordabas: 3:37pm On Feb 25, 2015
Vanity Upon Vanity!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Barcelona: UCL (1 - 2) On 24th February 2015 by Lordabas: 9:05pm On Feb 24, 2015
slimzypink:
Gooooooal...Tears bra smiley

BreasTT u nor get talkless of bra
tongue
CelebritiesRe: Why I Dont Even Enjoy Sex Is Because I Am Circumcised - Linda Ikeji Reveals It by Lordabas: 6:37pm On Feb 24, 2015
Aunty Linda,
with deep sadness in my heart may i announce to you that bro Seun(CEO,MD of nairaland intl limited) has officially lost interest in you cry
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by Lordabas: 5:29am On Feb 24, 2015
JideSM:
Sorry about this. Please PM your phone number for assistance.
09032633469
CelebritiesRe: Omawunmi Flaunts Baby Bump In New Photo by Lordabas: 7:38pm On Feb 23, 2015
pretydiva:
Wowww..she luks very pretty..

Chaii..she dey make pregnancy dey hungry me ooo
Oya come make i give u belle grin
RomanceRe: Annoying Questions Ladies Ask Over Phone. by Lordabas: 9:37pm On Feb 22, 2015
"how many butts did you look at today?!?!"
So because i am managing your small nyash i shouldn't lookat big butt again abi angry

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