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I was on my way to celibacy but her curves has succeeded in curving my attention

5. To know if ur penis is too big for her pond or too small for her Atlantic ocean

This one done pass wonders of the world

DIJA!! NO CONTEST

Then Aunty Tiwa

Agbani here looks like the local version of Olajumoke

gbens2000:
It's been around for long,and not all gurls can use this especially the ones that their Virginia extends to the back

Ah ah bros that one no be vagina again.. na expressway

Hit Like if you think this is the end of Linda

This can never be the end of aunty Linda. Her blog will bounce same as her pussiy fresh and un-smelly

nedu2000:
Women,even when they protest it's still their bodies that they put up.
They should try to de-objectify themselves,how else will they be taken seriously

I wonder oo

Your enemies are at work. Snake bite on the prick means youll be impotent. Go for cleansing and deliverance bros

Cannot waste my mb to watch an aunty dancing

HateU2:
not 29t pls

Let me get ur phone number so that i can send u the damning evidence and photos

Ritajovy:
Mehn!
Y u carry NL on ur head like gala?See whr e don land u?....Jes tell her dat u hv rearranged ur priorities nd she is No 1!
U cn continue NLing in d toilet!

Toilett?? Sister is your middle name wicked?

Atleast you're better than ur mates addicted to porn

HateU2:
lemme see ur proof 1st

Ladies first

HateU2:
I disagree. He loves poocccy

whats yor proof coz
I have more than enough proofs

HateU2:
I'm waiting for Don Jazzy to find me oo .

U go wait tire be that. Don jazzy is gay

Beyond 2 yrs it becomes SUFFE-RING !

Tiwa abeg no take yor son go this thiefing telecom network emptyhen before yor son go begin follow them dey thief.

They still look like kids
the only difference is that
one is addicted to Kenyan weed while the other has tasted the fury of a smelly pussiy

KashyBaby:
Hahahaahahhaha....

Ooh yes and that cud be the suffer-ring

Yea if kissing u every morning,buying all the things u want & loving only u till i die is considered suffe-ring.

I'm sure u'd gladly accept it

That's what they always say. Two years down they're are fighting like cats and rats filing divorce papers...

But i pray they have a happy ending in their marriage.

KashyBaby:
I wasn't searching actually

Neither i'm i but i sure know ure in need of a ring and i sure can give u one

KashyBaby:
Hahahahha... ur right...it's bcoz I didn't find the right one yet...

Your days of searching is finally over cuz i'm here
Where are u based

KashyBaby:
Engagement ring?

I noticed you don't have one either. I'm available and ready to mingle

Damilare5882:
Been on nairaland now, it's been a while and I always wonder what the abbreviated word "OP" means. can anyone shed more light on this pls? thanks

Original poster

Thread closed

It was hurtful reading through your post

ernesty20:
are u gay?

Your fatherr is

Sorry dude I don't think there's any section for gays on nairaland

Until the women stop opening their legs to every Wizkid, davido and flavour it won't stop anytime soon