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Where Is The Moon oO. who hide am?


Release...

Biko, anybody, human or wiliwili, who is responsible for the disappearance of the moon, in part or full, is by this release asked to continue hiding it for his own good. For his own gini? Goooodu!

If such a brother or sister, uncle or aunty, mama or papa, pikin or nanny, makes an attempt, big or small, to release the moon, or allows the moon to escape, or even allow ND avengers to kidnap this particular moon, or allow our fulani cattles to find a grazing ground near this particular moon (bia, uncle Lai, how many moon we get for this country sef?) will have his certificate of anything withdrawn and immediately removed from the office of anything.

Just as we promised during our campaign, we shall continue to provide services that will cause you to maintain an effective fasting and prayer life which will reduce the rate fake news are carried in state and federal secretariates.

Once again, nobody should find this particular moon.

Signed:
Ikenna Kalu,
Governorship Certificate Holder of My Facebook Account.
‪#‎IKENNAagain‬

u drink 7up, u call 7police mk dem arrest the bottle

with your big belle lyk alleluyah band

with ur big head lyk igbobi signboard

u mess, e no do pru, e no do praa, e do tiangonzi

#Shocker
Abraham Lincoln Was Elected To Congress in 1846.
John .F Kennedy Was Elected To Congress In 1946.
Abraham Lincoln Was Elected President In 1860.
John F Kennedy Was Elected President In 1960.
Both Were Particularly Concerned With Civil Rights.
Both Wives Lost a Child While Living In The White House.
Both Presidents Were Shot On a Friday.
Both Presidents Were Shot On The Head.
Lincoln's Secretary Was Named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary Was Named Lincoln.
Both Were Assassinated By Southerners.
Both Were Succeeded By Southerners Named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson Who Succeeded Lincoln Was Born In 1808.
Lyndon Johnson Who Succeeded Kennedy Was Born In 1908.
John Wilkes Booth Who Assassinated Lincoln Was Born In
1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald Who Assassinated Kennedy Was Born In
1939.
Both Assassins Were Known By Their Three Names & Both
Names Are Composed Of Fifteen Letters.
Lincoln Was Shot At The Theatre Named Ford.
Kennedy Was Shot In a Car Called Lincoln Built By Ford
Booth And Oswald Were Assassinated Before Their Trials
#ehmm, A Week Before Lincoln Was Shot, He Was In Monroe,
Maryland
A Week Before Kennedy Was Shot, He Was In Marilyn, Monroe.
Lincoln Was Shot In The Theatre And The Assassin Ran To a
Warehouse
Kennedy Was Shot From The Warehouse And The Assassin
Ran To a Theatre.
#Weird

LETTER TO IMSU
Cc: His Excellency, Gov Rochas Okorocha

IMO MUST BE BETTER
We Imolites Agree To Disagree With The Slogan Stated Above. IF OUR EDUCATION CANNOT BE TAKEN SERIOUS AND ACADEMIC OFFICERS DECIDE TO TOSS WITH OUR FUTURE IN OUR OWN FATHER LAND

Firstly, We Thank The Gov. (Rochas Okorocha) For His Efforts In Transforming The Educational Sector And Sponsoring Of Education Of Our Brothers Who Are already In The System. But Sir, All Your Efforts Might Face Apocalypse Of Irreversible State Soon

We Regret To Bring To Your Notice That IMSU Is Being Mismanaged By The So Called Administrative Officers Within The School; As in The Case Of An In-Experienced Potter And Clay Pot Making....... A Big Mess-Up Is In Sight

Recently, The 2013/14 Post Utme Examination Was Held On The 14, 15, 16th Of August. Unlike Other Schools Where The Results Are Released In a Space Of One Week (7Days) Sometimes in Less Than a Week...... But Because Of The Inexperience And FIASCO-ORIENTED Academic Officials Of IMSU, The Results Took 28Days ( a Month) To Be Released.
Not To Talk Of The Stray Co-ordination Of Examination During The Exams

Without Mincing Words, I Will Say The Delay In Releasing The Results Was a Plan To Manipulate Students Results Which We Students Refer To As *ABRACADABRA From High Places*
The Results Were Released on The 11th Of September,
In Confirmation That Imsu In being Mis-Managed, The Result Checking Website Was Not Accessible Stating **CHECK BACK LATER IN THE DAY** But When The Result Was Finally Released, Only a Few People Could Access Their Results. While It Was Stating Some Other Fallacious Grammar To Almost Half Of The Candidates Like (STUDENT RECORD NOT FOUND & YOUR RESULT CANNOT BE DISPLAYED)
But The Amazing Part Of It all Was That Some Of These People Could Later Access Their Results Leaving a Good Number Of People In The Same Ocean Of Confusion Asking How And Why They Can't Access Their Results.

Only Yesterday Over 200 Candidates Were In The School Premises (THE IT Center) To See If They Can Get a Helping Hand But To Our Greatest Surprise, The IT Center Coordinator Said that They Have all Failed And Called The Security Officers To Send All The Students Away.
Only A Few Minutes Later, a Worker In The IT Center Came Out And Said (Who Told You People To Choose Imsu??) And Later Gave a Few Of Us a Scary Truth. **Quoting Him** (YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE SEE IN THIS SCHOOL, EVEN WHEN THE MARKING WAS GOING ON, SOME ANSWER SHEETS THAT WERE NOT MARKED FROM LAST YEAR's EXAM WERE FOUND AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT)
Surprise Gripped Us.

Knowing Fully Well That Imsu Is Below The Standard Of a Tertiary Institution. My Question Is ; Is it a Crime To School In My Very Own Imo State?
And Why Do Indigens Fall Victim Of This Mis-hap? Or Is It Because Of The Free Education From The Governor? If It Is So, We Regret To Make It Known Today That We Are Not Interested In His Free Education.
Or Is There Another System Of Politics Where People From Orlu (The Governor's HomeTown) Have Decided To corner The Activities Of The School To Their Own Benefit? Since The VC Is From Orlu

The Spirits Of Our Founding Fathers Shall Weep If This Injustice Being Meted Out On True IMO Sons And Daughters Is Not Corrected.
A Student's Result Is His Right. Even If He Failed, Show Him His Result.
IMO State Government Are Fond Of Ignoring The Truth; But Please, hear Our Cry This Once.

IMOLITES Take Note .....Forward This Until It Gets To The Appropriate People That Could Effect This Change We All Crave For. #Bless

#Bruz_Enigma : 07034876123

LETTER TO IMSU
Cc: His Excellency, Gov Rochas Okorocha

IMO MUST BE BETTER
We Imolites Agree To Disagree With The Slogan Stated Above. IF OUR EDUCATION CANNOT BE TAKEN SERIOUS AND ACADEMIC OFFICERS DECIDE TO TOSS WITH OUR FUTURE IN OUR OWN FATHER LAND

Firstly, We Thank The Gov. (Rochas Okorocha) For His Efforts In Transforming The Educational Sector And Sponsoring Of Education Of Our Brothers Who Are already In The System. But Sir, All Your Efforts Might Face Apocalypse Of Irreversible State Soon

We Regret To Bring To Your Notice That IMSU Is Being Mismanaged By The So Called Administrative Officers Within The School; As in The Case Of An In-Experienced Potter And Clay Pot Making....... A Big Mess-Up Is In Sight

Recently, The 2013/14 Post Utme Examination Was Held On The 14, 15, 16th Of August. Unlike Other Schools Where The Results Are Released In a Space Of One Week (7Days) Sometimes in Less Than a Week...... But Because Of The Inexperience And FIASCO-ORIENTED Academic Officials Of IMSU, The Results Took 28Days ( a Month) To Be Released.
Not To Talk Of The Stray Co-ordination Of Examination During The Exams

Without Mincing Words, I Will Say The Delay In Releasing The Results Was a Plan To Manipulate Students Results Which We Students Refer To As *ABRACADABRA From High Places*
The Results Were Released on The 11th Of September,
In Confirmation That Imsu In being Mis-Managed, The Result Checking Website Was Not Accessible Stating **CHECK BACK LATER IN THE DAY** But When The Result Was Finally Released, Only a Few People Could Access Their Results. While It Was Stating Some Other Fallacious Grammar To Almost Half Of The Candidates Like (STUDENT RECORD NOT FOUND & YOUR RESULT CANNOT BE DISPLAYED)
But The Amazing Part Of It all Was That Some Of These People Could Later Access Their Results Leaving a Good Number Of People In The Same Ocean Of Confusion Asking How And Why They Can't Access Their Results.

Only Yesterday Over 200 Candidates Were In The School Premises (THE IT Center) To See If They Can Get a Helping Hand But To Our Greatest Surprise, The IT Center Coordinator Said that They Have all Failed And Called The Security Officers To Send All The Students Away.
Only A Few Minutes Later, a Worker In The IT Center Came Out And Said (Who Told You People To Choose Imsu??) And Later Gave a Few Of Us a Scary Truth. **Quoting Him** (YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE SEE IN THIS SCHOOL, EVEN WHEN THE MARKING WAS GOING ON, SOME ANSWER SHEETS THAT WERE NOT MARKED FROM LAST YEAR's EXAM WERE FOUND AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT)
Surprise Gripped Us.

Knowing Fully Well That Imsu Is Below The Standard Of a Tertiary Institution. My Question Is ; Is it a Crime To School In My Very Own Imo State?
And Why Do Indigens Fall Victim Of This Mis-hap? Or Is It Because Of The Free Education From The Governor? If It Is So, We Regret To Make It Known Today That We Are Not Interested In His Free Education.
Or Is There Another System Of Politics Where People From Orlu (The Governor's HomeTown) Have Decided To corner The Activities Of The School To Their Own Benefit? Since The VC Is From Orlu

The Spirits Of Our Founding Fathers Shall Weep If This Injustice Being Meted Out On True IMO Sons And Daughters Is Not Corrected.
A Student's Result Is His Right. Even If He Failed, Show Him His Result.
IMO State Government Are Fond Of Ignoring The Truth; But Please, hear Our Cry This Once.

IMOLITES Take Note .....Forward This Until It Gets To The Appropriate People That Could Effect This Change We All Crave For. #Bless

#Bruz_Enigma : 07034876123