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olisehcom:
Sylva*lord?..... That's like my only guess

How did you get it so easily? Have you been thinking of me?

olisehcom:
Hmmn, oya make thy self known

It's actually very obvious who I am now. okay let me give u a hint "We knew each other before we knew each other"

olisehcom:
You know me,do I know you?

Lol.. You know me very well. You even miss me

olisehcom:
Are you sure you're straight??, ever thought of being gay? forget the criticism






Just Kidding

Blessing

elrony:
You're welcomed. Submit your form to Weedtaker!

Okay, where do I sign?

elrony:
Bwahahaha

I am officially team #MourinhoOUT

kokaneprodigy:
All I keep reading is SELL,BUY blah blah blah what happened to player development.?

Who would have foreseen Sterling of all pple hitting double digits within first half of the season, I put it to you Sterling wouldn’t play like he’s doing currently under MOU perhaps we would be hearin how average he is and why he should be SOLD too.

Why don’t players improve under Mou? other than buying ready made and setting them up to defend.CR7 had one of his worst performances under MOU, if he had continued under MOU he wouldn’t have smelt the World best award this much.

Give Mou PSG and watch him convert Neymar and Mbappe to LB and RB respectively while hoofing the ball to lonely Cavani upfront.

That’s the sad reality.

I fvcking agree with you.

Oasis007:

I don try abeg. I no support the coward again.

Mourinho has lost my support, na siddon look mode I dey until the bus parking coward gets the fvck outta my club.

MhisTahrah:
What's wrong?Don't tell me nothing.

where are you?

MhisTahrah:
What's wrong?Don't tell me nothing.

okay, I won't tell you "nothing"

MhisTahrah:
Fine and you?

I am not fine. Don't worry about me though.

MhisTahrah:
G'morning.

How are you?

makydebbie:
Yes, I can't deny my love for money, besides I'll be paid tomorrow so it's only money I dey see joor.
Yea I slept well I kept seeing dollars licking my face for dream. Oh well, I'm getting greater.

You'll be paid tomorrow? Hurrah! Oya send my share oo, no dull me oo me like money pass you sha. You cannot be greater than the greatest na. I am the greatest alive.

greiboy:
I must have misjudged you then..

but I have never seen you fight before

Yes I don't fight but I am not really nice.

greiboy:
I am doing great man, wish you the same.

Thanks for the mention, I really appreciate it

You are welcome Bro.


But Bro me no nice at all oo and you say I be Mr nice guy

Blackhawk01:
Lol. Craze


Ikr. It's obvious, even to the blind.

Ha put that shoulder down joh, shey because I said you are fine you are now oozing pride, oozing ego. I'll come and bite your lips now. How was your night mami.

makydebbie:
Lol, gats to explain jare.
I'm great and you? Goodmoney.

Haha.. See this girl, naso you like money reach? Goodmoney to you too, hope you slept well? I'm greater than you oo

Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha

E dey your body, catty. #Shrugs

E dey everybody body


I'm kidding though, you are beautiful and you know it, I know it too.

makydebbie:
Firstly, it's not any truth but your opinion. So don't call it "simple truth".

Secondly, I'll just take you as the group of nl guys who tag anyone whose opinion don't sit with them as feminists. Because on nl, since I registered on this forum, I never tagged myself one. I opened a thread on feminism and my take on it, help yourself. https://www.nairaland.com/3895044/feminism-light-bible

Lastly, the way I act here is the same way I act in reality. I'm a very cool and easy going person, it's very easy to become my friend here. But when I'm faced with bullies, I defend myself and that's the exact way I act offline. So you berra change your definition of 'pretend'.

This your reply to me somehow shows you've mistaken me for another moniker sef.

I expected just this debbie. anyhow sha you are still my sweetheart. How are you?

Blackhawk01:
You dey ask me? Hehehehe... Sha include 01 next time, make I get your mention.

I no remember wetin come after the blackhawk but I know say as long as I put makydebbie, you go see am .


I dey go add the 01 now

Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha

Mesef just dey look am

Wetin I do na?

makydebbie:
Jesus!! Wetin I do Lordcat?

You no do anything oo, na the simple truth about you be that.

Everyone has their flaws dear, even me too. You are getting the whole idea of feminism wrong and you try too hard to appear tough. You and I know who you pretend to be here is not who you really are, just be yourself mami.

Name-Cat. Really that's my name believe it or not

Age-

Occupation- student

Are you single, dating or married- Dating

Those u like on Romance Section-Tahrah, greiboy, Ilegendd etc

Those u dislike on Romance section-

Those u find annoying- makydebbie, blackhawk01 and other senseless feminist wannabes. I only find Iamj annoying when he trolls man utd

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- Nwaamaipke

Those you follow and wish follows you back-

Why do you follow the people you follow-because they follow me or I have to contact them

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- Tahrah

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- 2

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-
All senseless feminist wannabes
Which Romancelander is fake- most of y'all be faking

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- I think she knows, even if she won't admit it.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - Her Stubbornness and intelligence. But mainly her stubbornness.

Your favorite Romancelander(s).

Your favorite mod

Funniest Romancelander(s):Nwaamaikpe

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Explorers.

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk-

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- Even the dumb ones think they are smart.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- All these feminist wannabes

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-

NLer(S) you consider smart- can't start listing

NL member that tries too hard- Makydebbie

NLer(s) you find intriguing- Tahrah

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: too many to list.

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-

Which other sections do you visit except romance?: sports, religion, business.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.

Who do u often agree with

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): most accounts are fake so I really don't care.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex):blackhawk01, bumbae, etc

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: iamj ofcourse and makydebbie too

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)

greiboy:
Yeah sunshineG

Oh. What's up Bro, merry Christmas in advance. How are you?

MhisTahrah:
In my house,mr Catfish.

In your house fantasizing about having a one night stand with me abi? Once you go black you'll never go back so you'll yearn for more after that one night.



Why haven't you been contacting me?

MhisTahrah:
[color=orange]Tahrah

1*

Studying

Single

Everyone

No one

Iamj

Benita,Daeylar,Tozara,Seun,Misswrite,Shaybebaby,Reinafarine.

The boss.

'Cos they followed me or I loved their posts.

Nil

...

Who cares?

...

Lordcat

Illest

I liked him before I joined nl.

Thepussyhunter,Blackhawk01,Gucciqueen38,Kimcutie,Sekxy,Lefulefu,Greiboy,Lawlahdey,Raizo,Tozara,Daeylar,Daddykross,Airforce,Makydebbie,Royalblak,Ilegendd,Shinarlaura,Lalas247,Oyindidi,Jigba,Evablizin,Horlohlah.

Dominique,Mukina2 and Lalasticlala

Adaksbullet

Explorers

Zaynie

Deadrat

Greiboy

---

Gucci,Kimcutie,Richie,Cat and some I can't remember.

Most.

Deadrat

Nil

It is too late to fail,Amen.

Airforce

All.

Can't remember

Emperor,still thinking

Most.

---

Nobody ugly

Lefulefu/Shinarlaura

Who cares?Keep your meanness to yourself.

Iamj

Positively;I have become a better person.

Signature-Life is easy.

Shoutout to all romancelanders[/color]

Naughty girl, where have you been.

greiboy:
Name- Tunde

Age- mid 20s

Occupation- post grad student/ business man

Are you single, dating or married- am not sure

Those u like on Romance Section- queensekxy , blachawk01, mariinee, lefulefu, Thepussyhunter, pocohantas, victornezzar, ibkayee, Optional1, makydebbie, tarah, misswrite, sexybbstar

Those u dislike on Romance Section- I don't dislike people


Those u find annoying- onila


Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-blackhawk01, pocohantas, Thepussyhunter


Those you follow and wish follows you back-
Why do you follow the people you follow- none

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- I hardly get pms

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-none

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-

Which Romancelander is take-home I can't tell, everyone is faceless

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- her name starts with L

Romancelander you can date or rush on; optional1

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - funny and pretty

Your favorite Romancelander(s) Thepussyhunter, lefulefu, queensekxy, victornezzar sexybbstar

Your favorite mode lalastica

Funniest Romancelander(s) Thepussyhunter, mrcork (i miss the nigga)

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: hewrites, I think he is a blogger,


NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-lelulefu, Thepussyhunter, victornezzar


NLer(S) you consider smart- misswrite


NLer(s) you find intriguing- pocohantas and misswrite



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-
Which other sections do you visit except romance? Politics and travel section


Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) hard work and pleasant character

What do u consider ugly(opposite sex) laziness and terrible character

What is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy lordcat, sexybbstar

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively) I learned a few tips about dating

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)
Shoutout to: "Ten fingers on the bible"

Do I know you bro?

SirBaro:
By this logic, America should return the land they now possess to the Red Indians

Stop asking stupid questions. Do Christians own Israel now? Isrealis have always rejected Christianity.

This is ignorance at it's peak. You are just a xtian apologist. Israel belongs to the Jews not the xtians so go suck an egg and stop asking uninformed questions.

BlueAngel444:
City vs United: APC vs PDP. I hope who ever officiate doesn't favor anyside and that Mou's Titanic that he will pack that won't crash.

Honestly without pogba for that game, I have no expectation. I'll live with whatever happens.

Spy360:
Lol.

Winching like a cockholded idiot. City fall on you slimey bastard.

oh yes. we face city next week, make sure you see the game. For now, go suck a dick, bloody gayner.