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Tahra:
Your pastor is not spiritually strong nii. One night with me will cure you permanently.I won't forget the holy whip.

One night you say? Oshe maami. I am the one who has the holy whip its right down here. one stroke and you'll be in the seventh heaven.

purpledandelion:
100% mamba, faster than Usain Bolt this one and a bite will shut down your respiratory systems within 20 minutes

There are no mambas in Nigeria, that's a viper.

Segadem:
u dhey mind dem,
It's like these people are yet to know that EPL trophy has left them, since the match-fixing master has resigned in 2013, no more bribing of refs no more intimidation and the club has been place where he should be. Since fixer left, man u struggle and manage to make top 4 once, and this season it's not an exception too.
9 years ago Liverpool was the No 1 in England, where are they today? Tony Tetuila and Baba Fryo are once the heat beat of Nigeria, pls stop all these your chest beating!

Chelsea is the new King of England!

And I am the king of Benin. Yea, that's how ridiculous you sound



By the way, Debryune has more output and has influenced more matches than hidden ikedia hazard this season and overall. Therefore Kevin debryune Shīts on Hazard!

Tahra:
What is the name of your church?I have to see your pastor.

No need, my pastor has tried severally to cast the demons in me out. He stopped after they paid him a little visit one day. The dude came to church on crutches

JayKayMaybachz:
Bro Nihilist no need for all that..

Just pray you guys don't drop no points. Goddammit

I'll let hell loose on your damn thread..

LoRdCaT, eph12, Lana1, Leyqute, Sailorxy and Co

You guys should get ready.. I don't really do cheap YouTube vids. I got 'em hardcore memes and comments ready for y'all candy asses.. Fvck

I have been ready a long time ago

Tahra:
Jesu!! It is finished.

What is finished? it has only just begun oo

atheist5:
carry league where chelsea and man city dey first

What is a Chelsea? Something that was beaten blue black by Crystal palace? if you make me vex I'll call Crys P for you. 6 EPL titles

atheist5:
you be first class mumu,abeg carry your wahala dey go,odoyo

Nursery school drop out. you no know the meaning of lifetime

atheist5:
when could be 2090,i would be dead then

You know that you guys won't win 20 EPL titles before 2090 though.

atheist5:
.

You are frustrated, I know. Sorry I can't feel your pain

20EPL titles vs 6 EPL titles. who is the side bitch? Bītch!!

atheist5:
lol see fool, iknow more about manchester united history than your stupid brain,saying i should be intimidated by man united because of 20 league titles is like saying i should be intimidated by loserfool who disappeared after 91,the same you scumwats will never [b]taste league[/b]after 2013,answer my question you nor answer,mumu

More proof of your arrant illiteracy. Is united playing in Bundesliga? No be the same league we still dey for 2017? What the fvck is "taste league"? League na kind of food? mumu when we win EPL after 2013, make sure you die oo

atheist5:
lol see fool, iknow more about manchester united history than your stupid brain,saying i should be intimidated by man united because of 20 league titles is like saying i should be intimidated by loserfool who disappeared after 91,the same you scumwats will never taste league after 2013,answer my question you nor answer,mumu

Crybaby Your tears bring joy to my soul So you know my team's history more than you know yours? Proof of your obsession Focus on your team you brain-dead Illiterate. Your team has won less than half of my team's EPL trophies in Your lifetime. You didn't know before, now you know.

pamcode:
Then we will have no choice but to turn to the Law as Nihilist as rightly said.

Even the Law cannot save you guys bruv.

Tahra:
Lol,okay sir.I'll be coming with some demons Angels.

I prefer demons, angels are boring

atheist5:
jesus christ which kind of a f00l are you?i tried acknowledging the mistake on my part and tried to restate my initial piont but you are still behaving like an overfed goat,you just assume to talk thrash about someone you dont know because of one wrong word?my friend just f3ck out abeg

You never start to cry, your tears will flow like a river today Are you a fool? Yes you are That's not a mistake, you actually meant lifetime but because of your stupidity and ignorance you didn't know that united have more than double Chelsea's EPL trophies in your lifetime so now you are trying to twist it. Correct? Go back to nursery 1 bro You be olodo.

Leyqute:

Lemme show you something.

Confirm! this is what I am talking about

Leyqute:
Would you cool down the temperature of your hot pants sir?

Emmanuel is the username of this Windows user. My real name is Osarumen.

Oviedo

Oasis007:


Oh Boy! I really can't wait to party on the Chelsea Thread! It's gonna be like a Hurricane Attack that Day!

Memes would do most of the Job on the Day, not Video posting!

I will assume jobless status that day. I can't wait abeg

pamcode:
He is not a Chelsea fan but a Barcelona fan . He is a mogbo moya/ ara adugbo type with a grievance against manure fans for perhaps trolling Barca during their traumatic times at the very early part of the season so Please direct all grievances to the Barcelona thread not Chelsea Please.
https://www.nairaland.com/ruffruggedraw/posts/6
Cc Leyqute, CapitalCee, Sinizia. ,

E no concern me oo, na una carry DJ come party.

Nihilist:
Mods these guys should be banned for notional violation of rule 7.

You can even go full minority report and proactively ban them for potentially violating rules 5 and 18.

Please note these cyber-thugs and e-terrorists for further reprimands.

Thanks.

Buhahahaha. I can see you are scared, you should be

atheist5:
bros abeg come dey go before i come dey rant abeg,tell me when you started foolowing your team and tell me when you were born

If you like rant. united have won 12 trophies in my lifetime and no less than 12 in yours! No be you use your hand type lifetime? your brain dey on hibernation then?

eph12:
He dodged the lifetime and changed it to when he started following football. Very soon now he will change it to when he got disvirgined. Shekpe fans sef

You dey mind the shekpite? The hypocrite will cry foul if we start judging hazard from 15/16 season oo.

atheist5:
sorry change lifetime to how many you see with eye

The same thing you this man. I am now sure you are a nursery school drop out. United have won 12 trophies while I am alive and I have seen all in pictures. Did you go to Cobham to see any of Chelsea's trophy?

atheist5:
so you started following football at 1993

You be olodo oo. Oya go and count how many trophies united have won since 1996. And this one will join people to call dayo amala Turner

atheist5:
u sure say you go school so, i started following football that period you nor fit count how many title una don win since then

Bros na you suppose sue your school. The question clearly stated "in your lifetime" in case you don't know what it means, it means since when you were born. So you were born in 2004?

eph12:
Obviously you meant 6 for United and 5 for Chelsea so who is more successful?

You dey answer that liar? So he is less than 15 years old abi? United have won no less than 12 EPL trophies in his lifetime.

atheist5:
i started following the game shortly after the turn of the century so i recall the season before the invincibles making it 6 titles

So you were born after the invisibles? How many titles have United won in your lifetime bro.

atheist5:
all this one na history bros,liverpool get 18 titles too,abeg name how many dem don win for your lifetime

I am not a Liverpool fan bro so they are not my cup of tea. United has won 12 EPL titles in my lifetime, when your team wins half of that in your lifetime, come back let's talk.

bigkesh:
Mata
Mourinho
Lukaku
Matic


We keep doing our best to make our side bitch relevant in PL.

But Still..........

20 EPL titles vs 6 EPL titles. That's over 3 times what you have got. Who really is the side bītch? Bītch!!

CapitalCee:
The trolling wont be the monotonous rubbish music. Let it be memes and normal posts. Let me go and download the latest image editor.
I no de troll after any teams loss. But they have awaken the monster in me. The probability that shhekpe will lose from now to 3 weeks is 1.

No videos? I will turn that thread to YouTube plus Spotify.

Oasis007:
Seriously it was annoying and ain't fun anymore! He was simply copying and dropping Trash here without Requests!

As in. i don't have any problem with the party as I actually have plans to make sure that shekpe thread is literally locked down when they lose, but the guy was being foolish abeg, just pasting trash and turning the thread to YouTube.

sinizia:
MaziOmenuko, there was no need of hiding the videos. Partying is an age-long tradition on here. Even though this partying has been very long, it's all part of the fun, and we'll definitely reciprocate when it's time. So, let the guys have their fun. It's our way of life. Don't kill the Vibe.

Brother the ish was becoming childish and as MaZI rightly said, it had evolved from good old partying to outright spamming. Especially that RuffRuggednigga guy. Why is he just uploading meaningless videos all over the thread? He should be banned for spamming sef. Even Oasis007 asked God to take back the morōn