₦airaland Forum

SIRcumalot:
dablord don injure

Lana1:
Nawa o. Shey dem swear for us this season ni?? Why do we always ve to take so many shots b4 we can score 1 goal??

hardeycute:
it happens with EPL matches also. Liverpool I known is bigger than Manchester united

elrony:
In Doctore's voice ; "Paul , I would have words "

Spy360:
You are so pained, aren't you? That's because you a frustrated anumalu. A genetic mishap.

If you were a haram, suicide bombing would be your best use. Check your life again.

You are a foool. Foool.

pharod:
Sometimes I wish Chicharito z still with us... He would av converted most of the chances that we missed in the past matches... He is very mobile too, always willing to run. Would av been fun to watch with micki...

I will take Kane over Lukaku anyday but dat bald nigga, Tottenham chairman, will bankrupt us.

Gabbiadini?? Anyone??

Spy360:
With this mind of yours, the best assistance you need is to be given a mosquito net. But I won't, mr mosquito. Just...

Spy360:
People like you make Charles Darwin a genius.






Ape.

Spy360:
[quote author=Spy360 post=54638983]You are a brainless lab rat, hediot. Who said Mou signed Martial? Phool!

That I replied you means you are due for sacrifice. Amadioha gbagbuo kwa gi. Ewu mmee.

MRTA7:
What's wrong with signing Martial?

Spy360:
...

Spy360:
Martial

REIIGN:
Will surely do later in the day.
Morning.

REIIGN:
Me, I'm just being real.


Hope you slept well?

orunto27:
She died on duty. May her Soul rest in Peace.

TeflonBlixx:
Been wondering why Raumdeuter likes Fraudiola so much that he had to collect so many "L's" cuz of him. .


Now I got!! They both have a sex-linked trait! If you know what I mean

raumdeuter:
2500mins is more than 1500mins
Shitty out useless EPL

chrisley024:
So only Leicester remains.


Shameful!

ChristineC:
a Nigerian and an Arsenal fan. Your frustrations can surely light up New York. Put it to good use.

airmark:
Local authorities will get you locked up for encroachment. Enjoy your domain, till may 21.


https://toons.artie.com/alphabet/numbers/arg-6-50.gif

airmark:
No , that's dele alli's villa.

Geestunnar:
he needs sense badly and quickly too

Geestunnar:
Happy birthday to the one and only world expensive player that kills off any counter attacking move, waste chances after chances that an amateur player would put into the net. The player that dabs unnecessarily, even dabbing to concede a penalty, the 89million pounds player that isn't worth 50 million.

P.S: Happy birthday once again Adabowale

airmark:
Calm down. By may, i will be happy to see you at no. 5 ucl close, bye premiership street .

sinizia:
I'll rather gourge my eyes out, stab myself, or slit my wrists, than wish that idiot_ a HBD. My only wish is that he fucking_ get serious and live up to his reputation/money spent before thunder will fire him. What a fool, a tall fool at that.

Abeg, I no Wan dey see the fool for my screen. Mtcheeewww!!

bigkesh:
Take myself as an example, m no longer beefing upcoming guys looking up to me like Lordcat, Lordfalcao, Tapdance and Co.. .I am trying to set a good example

REIIGN:
Okay...


But I can not access the mailbox linked to this account so use this:


I hope I'm safe though?

jonaifame22:
Why do I feel so refreshed? Why do I feel so alive? Why do I feel so rejuvenated, why do I feel like a new born, hmmmmmm I guess the answer should be cos my lovely gf stormed my apartment like a very disturbing weather, I was prepared for her and I was ready like food in a canteen.


It was already 11 am and I was gazing at my fone hoping she'll call me to lemme know when she'll land cos everything at my end is already set and awaiting her arrival like the church awaiting the second coming of christ, I slept and I woke by 1pm and before long my phone rang and it was my sweet heart calling me to let me know that she has left the house, and then I jumped frm my bed to brush my teeth again and before long I heard the sound of the bike that dropped her and my dick began to charge small small, I guess it cld pick the signal of my gf's pvssy frm the distance and I wasn't surprised as my dick is very familiar wth her pvssy cos they've met each other so many times and they like themselves very well, and I can tell frm the emotional display they put out when they sense that me and my gf are abt to let them caress themselves, my dick shows it's joy by standing very solid and tall like the shoulders of a proud person, while her pvssy will be wet like the eyes of some one shedding tears of joy.



As she knocked on my door and I opened, chai I wrapped my hands around her, and her body was so soft like tissue paper and as we hugged my nose picked the scent on her neck, ohhhh she smelt sweet like a garden of fine flowers,I guess my bed was already shaking cos it's untop of it I'm going to pound her, I guess it was even pitying the gal sef cos everything in my room can testify to the fact that I've been suffering frm high konji pressure(HKP) a very deadly condition like High blood pressure(HBP) which is very sinister in it's workings.

So we sat on the bed and my body cld not jus be still as in eh, I was anxious, one part of my mind said " press her breast, another said "rub her laps" another one said "peck her and squeeze her waist, infact so many words were whispered in2 my ears as I was wth her, and she inquired abt my welfare and I told her I've not been okay cos I've been missn her and she apologised for not being there for me all the while when I needed her, and then she unpacked her small bag cos she brought me some food although I didn't ask her for food.

But my mind wasn't on the food rather my mind was on her, food is something I can buy for my self if I want one, but the time and comfort she gives me cannot be bought so I made her understand my feelings for her while looking in2 her eyes with my hands resting on her soft laps, then after telln her of my feelings for her I went in for a kiss and as we locked lips together it was so awesome and powerful cos I felt a surge of current frm my mouth to my spine up to my brain,then my brain processed the information and alerted my heart which in turn passed blood to my pubic region all the way to my penile shaft and it translated to a pant tearing and hymen rupturing ere'ction. And I thought I heard , angel telling me dis words " so u will fvck her again 2day abi,why not jus change ur mind and stand firm in righteousness and don't risk ur eternity over a pair of breast, I guess the angel didn't want to say"soft breasts" cos he knows that if he says so, I will continue with the breasts so he edited the word "soft" buh that didn't stop me, cos I was determined on my quest like christopher columbus.

So in a twinkle of an eye my eye was opened and I saw a book and the angel said "this is ur notebook of sin and unrighteousness that we are using to record ur sins can you see how full it is wth informations abt ur sinful life" and I looked very well and I saw that frm number 1 to maybe number seven thousand and something was fornication,fornication,fornication,lying,fornication, fornication,deception,fornication,fornication. And the angel asked me "israel. Why are u making it look as if the death of christ for you is a waste of time and effort"


Then I thought I looked at the angel and I said "please angel, the lord said if we look at a woman wth our eyes and lust after her even without putting ur cassava inside her it will be recorded as fornication lemme jus kuku put my cassava inside her so that I will know that I committed the sin of fornication in thought and in deeds, cos I know he has already recorded it for me when my hand was on her waist, so lemme jus do it fully so that if I go to hell I'll know that I'm in hell for a sin commited fully and not partially

Then the angel shook his head and flew away so I tried being naughty wth my gal,I was using my dick to chook her laps as if I dnt know where her pvssy is located,so she burst in2 laughter then I used my thumbs and my first finger to be rolling her ni'pples while I used my other hand to be squeezing her breast like someone squeezing agege bread that he wants to buy and she put her hands on my hand that was pressing her breast and squeezed it gently, my dick was gliding in the air like a plane in the sky cos the law of gravity failed it cos it won't come down after it had gone up atleast not until it has cruised inside her sweet warm pvssy.


Then I licked her tummy and abdomen, down to her laps then up to her pvssy, then I pecked her pvssy, and spread her laps like it's a rumour and I locked lips wth her pvssy and as I sucked she held my head wth her two hands like a basketball abt to be dunked, I sucked her pvssy for a while and when I was done I belched, then I took my dick in my hands like my destiny and brushed the tip against her pvssy lips and she was twisting and folding her legs after a while she bursted out wth rage saying "put it. na ah"and I laffed and she covered her face wth her hands cos she showed signs of desperation, then I put my dick in her pvssy as air gushed out of her and I fired her severly and she curled her legs behind my legs and after a while I exploded inside her , only then did my dick come down like rain in july.


We did three more rounds and I escorted her and when she got home she called me....

I love my girlfriend she's the best.I may marry her.

REIIGN:
Na wa for you o