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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:26pm On Jan 15, 2017

Buhahahahahahaha.. even 16 years old lookman who has only played ten mins on this match scores against the worldclass bravo. man city and fraudioula have been completely brutalized.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:22pm On Jan 15, 2017

Evertonlona grin

or is it barcaton? undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:19pm On Jan 15, 2017

joeace2020:
This is the funniest shi i have seen in my life. Look at accurate passes and shots and see goals scored.. Jeez. Fraudiola is a genius

This shii is as funny as fvck grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:16pm On Jan 15, 2017

Bravo is worldclass.. grin

Hart is not worthy to remove his gloves grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 4:12pm On Jan 15, 2017

Ewooo.. pep fraudioula issa fraud! grin

Everton don turn barca for man city eye.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 3:55pm On Jan 15, 2017

See Schneiderlin cry

I am missing him already sad

Phones › Re: Tecno Boom J8 Discussion Thread by LoRdCaT(m): 3:49pm On Jan 15, 2017

Freelancerx:
Check your notification settings under settings, then app notifications and check ur WhatsApp settings

Done already, still won't work.

Phones › Re: Pls, Need Solutions To The Notification Problems of The Whatsapp Of My Tecno L8 by LoRdCaT(m): 3:47pm On Jan 15, 2017

Iamtosignno:
backup your chats and uninstall the whatsapp reinstall it again go app click on whatsapp tick show notifications

it didn't work bro. Thanks though

Phones › Re: Pls, Need Solutions To The Notification Problems of The Whatsapp Of My Tecno L8 by LoRdCaT(m): 3:46pm On Jan 15, 2017

Behankey:
Have you tried checking ur notifications? Do you force stop your apps? Because some apps drain the battery and the device force stops them. Check ur apps settings?

I av checked my notifications and I do not force stop my apps. my apps settings are normal.. I have tried every thing, I am confused.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 3:42pm On Jan 15, 2017

SIRcumalot:
Kai!! see how Pep fold hand. I no wetin dey him mind.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 3:41pm On Jan 15, 2017

GOAAALLL, beautiful goal Mirallas cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 3:28pm On Jan 15, 2017

Funlordjnr:
Good to be back just in time for kick off!

Welcome back amigo

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Phones › Re: Pls, Need Solutions To The Notification Problems of The Whatsapp Of My Tecno L8 by LoRdCaT(m): 2:14pm On Jan 15, 2017

Iamtosignno:
backup your chats and uninstall the whatsapp reinstall it again go app click on whatsapp tick show notifications

I have done it bro. Thanks for ur help

Phones › Re: Pls, Need Solutions To The Notification Problems of The Whatsapp Of My Tecno L8 by LoRdCaT(m): 1:58pm On Jan 15, 2017

Iamtosignno:
backup your chats and uninstall the whatsapp reinstall it again go app click on whatsapp tick show notifications

thanks bro.. should I go to apps in settings or open the WhatsApp?

Phones › Re: Tecno Boom J8 Discussion Thread by LoRdCaT(m): 1:17pm On Jan 15, 2017

Hello, pls my WhatsApp doesn't even give me notifications at all unless I open it. Even when it is minimised, I do not get notifications.. Pls help

NB: I use a tecno J5

Phones › Re: Pls, Need Solutions To The Notification Problems of The Whatsapp Of My Tecno L8 by LoRdCaT(m): 1:05pm On Jan 15, 2017

Behankey:
Its not a device fault, its the settings. Try this, Go to sound and notification settings on your phone, then go to notifications. Then app notifications. Check your WhatsApp settings that way.

Hello, pls my WhatsApp doesn't even give me notifications at all unless I open it. Even when it is minimised, I do not get notifications.. pls help

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by LoRdCaT(m): 3:17pm On Jan 11, 2017

Err, just felt like I should drop a comment on page 3700 undecided

Romance › Re: Truth Or Lie About You by LoRdCaT(m): 9:22pm On Jan 05, 2017

gsainttrinity:
Then you are truly a Boss in this world where Power is everything

Power is indeed everything. Add money to this and you will dine with kings! You will own the world!

Romance › Re: Truth Or Lie About You by LoRdCaT(m): 9:13pm On Jan 05, 2017

gsainttrinity:
...I can imagine.

But you should take note, The toughest Alpha is no match for an astute mind manipulator... women most especially.

Lol, trust me bro i have dealt with women, the most deceitful lot of them and i came out unscathed but they will never forget me. They are ragdolls before me. Playing mind games is my favourite past time, i cannot be manupulated! Afterall, you can only manupulate someone you can read.

Romance › Re: Truth Or Lie About You by LoRdCaT(m): 8:00pm On Jan 05, 2017

gsainttrinity:
An "Alpha" spotted...

little uncommon things people take for granted would definitely make mark their name in your book of death. lol

Lol, bro you just nailed it! Have we had this discussion before? All those petty things people think i wouldn't get angry at are the things that actually earn them a spot in my "book of death". The Alpha gene is deeply rooted in me, it is natural! cheesy

Romance › Re: Truth Or Lie About You by LoRdCaT(m): 5:30pm On Jan 05, 2017

gsainttrinity:
I fear you... bad nigger.

reminds me of one of the 48 laws of power. how you should never offend anyone because they may nurse revenge for their lifetime against you..

I didn't think someone like that exist really.

Well you just met one. It is difficult to get me really angry though. Let me tell you one more secret; i do not get angered by the normal annoying things people do, i only pretend to be so that they can apologise(i love receiving apologies but i never apologise) grin

Romance › Re: Truth Or Lie About You by LoRdCaT(m): 5:18pm On Jan 05, 2017

gsainttrinity:
lol ...I love your flow.... So forgiveness no dey your dictionary....

Lol, yes o, i do not forgive. I hurt those who hurt me and i make sure i hurt them more than they hurt me! Revenge is sweeter than forgiveness. grin

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Lsofdk, Come Drop Your Wishes Guys.. by LoRdCaT(m): 12:35pm On Jan 05, 2017

Happy birthday LSOFDK, i wish you LLNP. PS: what does your moniker mean? Google doesn't seem to have a clue.

Romance › Re: Truth Or Lie About You by LoRdCaT(m): 12:23pm On Jan 05, 2017

OBTSubtle:

This is almost demonic influence bruh

No it's not, i am not being influenced by a demon, i am just a weirdo grin

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Romance › Re: Truth Or Lie About You by LoRdCaT(m): 12:22pm On Jan 05, 2017

DaddySLY:
2 4 5 8... damn... n i though i was weird... cc obtsubtle

Lol, i know i am a weirdo.

Romance › Re: Truth Or Lie About You by LoRdCaT(m): 11:11am On Jan 05, 2017*

Here's mine:

1) I do not like my dad! I do not hate him, but i do not like him either and for this reason, i do not like home because i do not like seeing him.
2) Sex is overrated, i have never initiated it with any of my girlfriends, they initiate it all the time.
3) I do not like the course i am currently studying even though i choosed it myself, i am gonna take a second degree in a course my dad always wanted me to study. I told him this a week ago and i hated the way he said "I told you that you will soon see things from my angle" mtchew, the guyman think say him wise.
4) I am still so much in love with my Ex that anytime i am with my current girlfriend, i think about my ex and imagine i am with her.
5) I trust too easily, i just pretend not to trust you so that you do not take advantage of me
6) I have a diary where i wrote the names of everyone who has hurt me since i was in SS1 and i plan to deal with them mercilessly. The name of my ex whom i am still in love with is on this list.
7) I smoke weed twice a month because it helps me forget about my numerous problems temporarily. I always pretend to be happy even when i am mostly sad.
8] I do not believe in love.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by LoRdCaT(m): 11:16pm On Jan 03, 2017

sod09:
wat are saying
Are u dull.... Afc bought d match right??

Fvck off my mentions you miserable sod! You have become inconsequential just like your club!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by LoRdCaT(m): 11:10pm On Jan 03, 2017

sod09:
u mean wen fergie use to pay webb to win matches

This makes no sense! How is this related to assanal buying a match vs bournemouth? Dey use ur carton brain sometimes na. I dey vex oo angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by LoRdCaT(m): 10:56pm On Jan 03, 2017

sod09:
be sincere can ur club do dat

You mean can my Club be so desperate that they bought a match vs c'mon bournemouth? HELL NO!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by LoRdCaT(m): 10:54pm On Jan 03, 2017

Spy360:
Easy na person papa him be o.

Ogbeni i dey vex, i dey para, i dey boil!!! This Howe's offence is punishable by death. He should be hanged by the balls till he is dead! angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by LoRdCaT(m): 10:52pm On Jan 03, 2017

Oasis007:

Your own dey OK, what about Elrony - he gonna have to re-hire a Vehicle to return the Canopy and the Chairs he rented for the failed Party!

I also brought speakers and DJ instruments na, so i will have to pay for speakers that i didn't even use now? Ah, gbese re ooo. Ko ni dafun bournemouth angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by LoRdCaT(m): 10:45pm On Jan 03, 2017

Spy360:
Sorry dear haters. I promise you a party tomorrow with enough shekpe to go round at the Blues.

Tell me, how much una take buy this match? undecided

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