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I dont see any reason y some1 wud use IJN in apart 4rm wen sending sms which has limited alphabetic characters

THEY CAN NEVER EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

ANOTHER BADOO

WHO TIED HIM

Tonygeesm:
is it eatable?

YES. The creature can finish ur freshest ripe pawpaw from tree

THIS THING WER MY PAPA KILL DURING DAT EBOLA ERA AND MY MAMA DE CRY MEK HIM NO CHOP AM FOR FEAR OF EBOLA

I LOVE THIS. THANKS MUCH

THEY ONLY KNOW HOW TO LAUNCH OFFENSIVE TRIBALISTIC BOMBS

NOW NONE OF THE USELESS YOUTHS HAS POSTED ANY COMMENT AS TO HOW TO TACKLE THIS

COOPER na toy na

Enoquin:
That's not Abak road joor. A friend sent me the message around 5ish or so; and I was at AKIIPOC today. It's starting slowly but surely, the tensed buildup to 2019

so u dnt knw akpan essien opp fidelity bank. dats where the pic was taken from. i was there live

The mopol men got everyone laughing nd furious (abeg dem b human too)
Imagine police men dey 800metres away de shake while street boys de try check wetin de happen 100metres away.

I guess they robbed sterling bank cos i'm seeing a lot police men being dispatched at their gate at the time of typing this.
I also saw an injured lady in a mini bus at the time of the incidence. I couldn't confirm if she was dead or alive but a self acclaimed eye witness told me that she was shot in the eye at close range due to the driver's failure to stop

SOMEONE ALMOST DIED TODAY AT ABAK RD OFF NEPA LINE IN AKWA IBOM. A REVERSING VEHICLE HIT HIM AND RAN AND EVEN WHEN THE MAN WAS STILL BREATHING THOU UNCONCIOUSLY GUSHING BLOOD FROM THE MOUTH, NOBODY OPTED TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL DUE TO THE FEAR THAT IF HE DIES, THEY WILL BE DECLARED MURDERER

HMMMMM

COOL

COOL

BRA

POLICE SEF. If i hear say u resign, conscience fall on u

I need motorola RAZR XT912 screen or panel and dead gionee m2 with working hardwares

haykinzz:
which village are you browsing from plz?.... cause i don't understand how Glo network will still be sluggish for your side even in the midnight??

He damn right!
Adenuga n8wrk na shit for my area- uyo, capital city of akwa ibom

prettyboi1989:
are u sure bout what u are saying? i watch wwe and they show their rankings, how it surpasses others shows and the huge number of subscribers they got. now tell me how such numbers doesnt generare real buzz

Wwe is pro wrestling while she's into the real deal. I meant that real wrestling isn't really rated like the wwe's scripted own

Today I went to play coupon (20,43,45,49), and I saw 5 matured women analysing, predicting and staking huge amounts. I was like "mbok mme recession acause adammi"

Mcowubaba:
Forcing my Gear when it is on Drive to change to Reverse without applying brakes, will be like me going to play football in Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.
Stupidity

That's not stupidity.
You can always play football on Lag-Ibadan Xpressway every election day

How many time will nairaland post this shit? How many years will they keep recycling it? Very old post that made fp some years ago and last year

AfroSisi:
"All vehicles are packed at the risk of the parker."

What kind of English is that

because not everyone owns the car they drive

prettyboi1989:
if she wana be a real star she should come to wwe's divas division and show what she's got

she's into real wrestling not scripted ones like the WWE. Bad side is that there's no buzz in real wrestling like in pro wrestling i.e WWE

AutoJoshNG:
[b]4. It comes with the most expensive clock in the world
The clock on the dashboard of this car cost N78m.. How many cars will this clock buy sef? Abeg, help me count.

You for kuku tell me say I wan buy clock

MMM THE ANTICHRIST'S DECEPTION
"MMM is an agenda of the Antichrist. I am not a mathematician but each time God reveals any thing to me with mathematical illustrations I handle it seriously. God wants a good life for you but be careful how you go about it.
This morning I was in a trance when the Lord took me and showed me this. "What is the full meaning of MMM?", the Lord asked me. "I don't know Lord", I replied. "It's not the acronym of any word but a representation of the number of the beast and it's name". This is what the Lord showed me.
Let's number the Ms 1-3 according to their appearance M1, M2, M3.
The alphabet M is 13 on the English alphabets.
The value of M is 13.
M1*1=13 (13*1=13)
M2*2=26 (13*2=26)
M3*3=39 (13*3=39)
Add the value of the Ms
13+26+39=78
Divide 78 by the value of one M
78/13=6
Repeat the equation two more times the outcome becomes 666.
Does it surprise you?
Run the same equation with the alphabets of Igbo language using the same formula.
Let's number the Ms 1-3 according to their appearance M1, M2, M3 (like we did in the English alphabets).
The alphabet M is 19 on the Igbo language alphabets.
The value of M is 19.
M1*1=19 (19*1=19)
M2*2=38 (19*2=38)
M3*3=57 (19*3=57)
Add the value of the Ms
19+38+57=114
Divide 114 by the value of one M
114/19=6
Repeat the equation two more times the outcome becomes 666 again.
Does it surprise you further?
Run the same equation with the alphabets of any language you'd get the same answer 666.
"What has MMM subtracted from my salvation" you may ask. Listen, the Lord told me this morning that this is not the Antichrist itself but a test run. He further told me that the 3 main agendas of this test run is:
1- To distract Christians from Evangelism.
2- To cause high blood pressure for many. And
3- To evaluate how many would embrace his currency when it comes.
A word is enough for the wise. Do the work of an evangelist. Tell someone "Jesus loves you and wants a good life for you, come unto Him".
Say "Yes to the Lordship of Jesus in your live today" tomorrow might be too late. You won't regret it.

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My fellow Nairalanders, I bring to you the collabo of the year 2016-Groundnut vs Tiger nut.
The taste is awesome and the health benefit(you'll find that yourself).
Try this now and I promise that your taste will never remain the same again!

And the government is deceiving us that only 26 died

Ewomazinot:
Hope this structure is strong

Are u asking now? Why would the collapse occur if it was strong?