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@ mobinga"too bad i'm very straight,@ hb -i chkdout d blog.Tanks it was educative.

I just got interested in this whole programming thing.
Now i am learning C++.
I need programmer friends to work with.
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Hi every one.
I will be taking us through the basics theories of music.
This lesson(s) is very important to young singers and every lover of music generally.
I will suggest that you pay good attention to this theories because they will in no doubt make you a better singer.
Thank You.

LOL NTA must have told u that. That's a big lie

serious. Eya God help them oh

Hope it is true. I tend to have much faith in nigerians this days.

jst make my post count.

Speak seriously. I want to be the first to lie.
It happened on a saturday noon.
I came back 4rm tutorial and rushed in to the leaving room, but my mum wasnt there.
Being very hungry i decided to serve myself in the kitchen. I had never thought of it that their might not be meal in the pot. So i carried out the pot with all my heart expecting the heavy pot to be full of a deli that i have imagined in my mind. But to my surprise it full pot was of dirty plates.
With that annoyance i decided to take money from my fathers suit inside the room.
Has i crawled inside, the room was dark so i silently dipped my hands in the pocket of the suit and took out a bunch of money. I decided to switch on the light and count when i did i saw mum and dad on the bed nak,

Welcome guyz. I knew u would come in.
I just want to use now to share with you and you to us the most [size=8pt]Embarrasing[/size][/size] Time you ever had.
Rules:
1. Ensure its funny enough and educative.
2. Every issue should be left in this topic as no one is expected to make jest of any body outside this topic.
3. It might not really be real, we just want to enjoy ourself.

Please specify the atomic no of this element
A. Married woman
B.Mother
C.Girl friends
D.Aristos

Guy which kain yern bi this na shey we be lyk chicks for here

cheii Ben no go kill me with laffs

Ben don kolo

Romade happy birthday in advance! Ben always talk of you. brb

ok lets say im a bricklayer
yet i woo all the girls in my area, then im a genius
lets still say im a bricklayer,
and i have starcoms izap connected to my lappy,browse wen i lyk,chat with anybody any where in the world,
men i am a genius.
but what about you, ben 10

agbain shey u think say them they pay for post.
\\you dey over 14,000 post abeg convert am to naira.

sho is quarell oh,
i no get pot belly lyk u na

This guy ehh,
you no busy at all.

I wounder how life in lagos would be very soon.
Now drainages are becoming thesame size with most shops and even rooms.
Guys abeg make we yarn about this issue

but oga. what did you tell the guy. abi he left you just lyk dat.
because if na mi i go make sure i decipline you.

it seems u spend much tym with them, this one you know the prices of both bed and ground.

This is lagos.

Bia romisko, imakwa omelala.

Oh God. Ben why. But if dat is your brother who then is this. Dad?

Frankly speaking i would have loved to keep it as one of many other little secrets like his affair with the blind,deaf and dumb girl, the story of how he lost #25000.00 while trying to give a lady he meet in a beer parlour his complementry card, and lot more but you know ben10 he always feels the wisest.

Thief abeg my time don finish

On one fateful day after Ben wets the bed the 26th time after getting married, he took his cloths to a nearby dry cleaning firm where the following conversation evolved.

Ben10: The cloth aiint dirty, miss; just that I peed on it.

Lady Dry cleaner: It doesn't matter, we see similar conditions here everyday.

Ben10: what do you mean by that?

Lady Dry cleaner: I mean your cloths has good aroma compared to others.

Ben10: aww. .thanks, how I wish my wife can think like you.

Lady dry cleaner: …but if my husband tries this at home, I’ll throw him out.

I don fufil my mission sha

The joke funny sha
romsky Ben na my biggest paddy