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Programming / Re: New In The Programming World? by lordjoe(m): 1:11am On Sep 29, 2011 |
@ mobinga"too bad i'm very straight,@ hb -i chkdout d blog.Tanks it was educative. |
Programming / New In The Programming World? by lordjoe(m): 3:56pm On Sep 27, 2011 |
I just got interested in this whole programming thing. Now i am learning C++. I need programmer friends to work with. return 0; |
Music/Radio / Theories Of Music. Lesson1 by lordjoe(m): 2:08am On Oct 25, 2010 |
Hi every one. I will be taking us through the basics theories of music. This lesson(s) is very important to young singers and every lover of music generally. I will suggest that you pay good attention to this theories because they will in no doubt make you a better singer. Thank You. |
Forum Games / Re: Let's Make Some Kinda Arguements Here! by lordjoe(m): 4:36pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
LOL NTA must have told u that. That's a big lie |
Celebrities / Re: Latest Celebrities Gossips by lordjoe(m): 7:35pm On Dec 16, 2009 |
serious. Eya God help them oh |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nigerian Dating Sites by lordjoe(m): 6:33pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
Hope it is true. I tend to have much faith in nigerians this days. |
Jokes Etc / Re: If This Was Seun by lordjoe(m): 6:12pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
jst make my post count. |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Embarrasing Time I Ever Had. by lordjoe(m): 6:57pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
Speak seriously. I want to be the first to lie. It happened on a saturday noon. I came back 4rm tutorial and rushed in to the leaving room, but my mum wasnt there. Being very hungry i decided to serve myself in the kitchen. I had never thought of it that their might not be meal in the pot. So i carried out the pot with all my heart expecting the heavy pot to be full of a deli that i have imagined in my mind. But to my surprise it full pot was of dirty plates. With that annoyance i decided to take money from my fathers suit inside the room. Has i crawled inside, the room was dark so i silently dipped my hands in the pocket of the suit and took out a bunch of money. I decided to switch on the light and count when i did i saw mum and dad on the bed nak, |
Jokes Etc / The Most Embarrasing Time I Ever Had. by lordjoe(m): 6:41pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
Welcome guyz. I knew u would come in. I just want to use now to share with you and you to us the most [size=8pt]Embarrasing[/size][/size] Time you ever had. Rules: 1. Ensure its funny enough and educative. 2. Every issue should be left in this topic as no one is expected to make jest of any body outside this topic. 3. It might not really be real, we just want to enjoy ourself.
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Jokes Etc / Re: Women - The Hazardous Material by lordjoe(m): 2:17pm On Nov 07, 2009 |
Please specify the atomic no of this element A. Married woman B.Mother C.Girl friends D.Aristos
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Jokes Etc / Re: My First Kiss by lordjoe(m): 7:17pm On Oct 23, 2009 |
Guy which kain yern bi this na shey we be lyk chicks for here |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lordjoe(m): 11:54am On Sep 30, 2009 |
cheii Ben no go kill me with laffs |
Jokes Etc / Re: My Bornday by lordjoe(m): 11:53am On Sep 30, 2009 |
Ben don kolo Romade happy birthday in advance! Ben always talk of you. brb |
Jokes Etc / Re: Drainages Are Now Equivalent In Size To Shops by lordjoe(m): 5:49pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
ok lets say im a bricklayer yet i woo all the girls in my area, then im a genius lets still say im a bricklayer, and i have starcoms izap connected to my lappy,browse wen i lyk,chat with anybody any where in the world, men i am a genius. but what about you, ben 10 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Drainages Are Now Equivalent In Size To Shops by lordjoe(m): 5:25pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
agbain shey u think say them they pay for post. \\you dey over 14,000 post abeg convert am to naira. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Drainages Are Now Equivalent In Size To Shops by lordjoe(m): 5:16pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
sho is quarell oh, i no get pot belly lyk u na |
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by lordjoe(m): 5:14pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
This guy ehh, you no busy at all. |
Jokes Etc / Drainages Are Now Equivalent In Size To Shops by lordjoe(m): 5:10pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
I wounder how life in lagos would be very soon. Now drainages are becoming thesame size with most shops and even rooms. Guys abeg make we yarn about this issue |
Jokes Etc / Re: Something Happened Today. I Dont Know If I Should Laugh Or Not! by lordjoe(m): 8:30pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
but oga. what did you tell the guy. abi he left you just lyk dat. because if na mi i go make sure i decipline you. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Unfortunate Hooker by lordjoe(m): 7:50pm On Sep 25, 2009 |
it seems u spend much tym with them, this one you know the prices of both bed and ground. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lordjoe(m): 8:35pm On Sep 22, 2009 |
This is lagos. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by lordjoe(m): 3:49pm On Sep 15, 2009 |
Bia romisko, imakwa omelala. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ben20001 & Brother by lordjoe(m): 3:37pm On Sep 15, 2009 |
Oh God. Ben why. But if dat is your brother who then is this. Dad?
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Jokes Etc / Re: Ben10 And The Dry Cleaner by lordjoe(m): 8:43pm On Sep 14, 2009 |
Frankly speaking i would have loved to keep it as one of many other little secrets like his affair with the blind,deaf and dumb girl, the story of how he lost #25000.00 while trying to give a lady he meet in a beer parlour his complementry card, and lot more but you know ben10 he always feels the wisest. |
Jokes Etc / Re: My Journey by lordjoe(m): 5:25pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
Thief abeg my time don finish |
Jokes Etc / Ben10 And The Dry Cleaner by lordjoe(m): 5:21pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
On one fateful day after Ben wets the bed the 26th time after getting married, he took his cloths to a nearby dry cleaning firm where the following conversation evolved. Ben10: The cloth aiint dirty, miss; just that I peed on it. Lady Dry cleaner: It doesn't matter, we see similar conditions here everyday. Ben10: what do you mean by that? Lady Dry cleaner: I mean your cloths has good aroma compared to others. Ben10: aww. .thanks, how I wish my wife can think like you. Lady dry cleaner: …but if my husband tries this at home, I’ll throw him out. |
Jokes Etc / Re: My Journey by lordjoe(m): 5:17pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
I don fufil my mission sha |
Jokes Etc / Re: My Journey by lordjoe(m): 5:16pm On Sep 03, 2009 |
The joke funny sha romsky Ben na my biggest paddy |
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