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clown fix our economy

ironheart:
no we do not need to subsidise import. It will only put more strain on the naira. They should subsidise farm input for our farmers so that we can grow more. Importing will only help the foreign countries not ours. Where these rice are coming from have more than enough rice producers. We should encourage more producers here

what of the Billion's FG pumped into agric sector... what have they done with it since we don't have any other alternative, we need to encourage competitive market... or are we going to keep suffering for the mistakes of our leaders in the name of growing Naira they are not even making any move to correct the blunder

sweetgala:
You may claim to lack culture but I am sure in SE areas who have traditional stools the king is an absolute ruler irrespective of age,same goes in Edo where the king is a demigod, Delta and Calabar.

May I for purpose of international standards note the Queen of England, Kings of Spain , Monaco and the Sultanate of Saudi Arabia.

Hate the Yoruba all you want but the bottom line is this , your fortune is tied to Yoruba land unless you don't want to come to Lagos , and when you travel to or out of Nigeria most likely you'll have to pass Lagos and marvel at the resilience and determination of the Yoruba. The dominant socio economic race on this patch of Africa

. remove Lagos which we know how it come about and let see wat will remain of ur yellow-bar

sweetgala:
You may claim to lack culture but I am sure in SE areas who have traditional stools the king is an absolute ruler irrespective of age,same goes in Edo where the king is a demigod, Delta and Calabar.

May I for purpose of international standards note the Queen of England, Kings of Spain , Monaco and the Sultanate of Saudi Arabia.

Hate the Yoruba all you want but the bottom line is this , your fortune is tied to Yoruba land unless you don't want to come to Lagos , and when you travel to or out of Nigeria most likely you'll have to pass Lagos and marvel at the resilience and determination of the Yoruba. The dominant socio economic race on this patch of Africa

going to Lagos to do what instead I follow canoe cross to Cameroon board flight to my destination

ironheart:
my brother to be honest with you, local rice is scarce now, demand for it has gone high. A lot of local rice farmers are smiling now and some have increased there production

which mean the federal government suppose to subsided rice mport so it will meet up with the demands of the final consumers since we don't have it in abundance... instead of banning importation of rice they have to encourage it, if they can allow competitive market it will crash the price in rice... a bag of rice will skyrocket to 35k b4 yuletide

AlphaPegasi:
bros, respect no be for age. there are many stupid old people. you for example

am I stupid more than ur papi

anambra is hitting the jackpot back to back...
i proudly represent Ndi Oba in idemili The Biafran Republic army settled in Oba as their last frontier following the fall of Onitsha. Oba was never in the hands of the Nigerian Army until the end of the war. .

ironheart:
my brother that is the Nigerian spirit. When bag of rice reach 20k we started eating local rice n forget that there is stones inside

were can I get local rice more cheaper in my area a cup is 140

see as the old woman old enough to be her grand mother is bowing down to her grand pikin just because of ancient yellow-bar culture... rubbish

blood of Moses

Op do u mean 200mil cedes sorry cedes get weight... did u mean 200mil cefa

bughari lead government lies upon lies

drkells:
Haha y now they just signed another j.terry

they are going to relegation... u can't trust Chief yobo for that defence line

someone should tell that Bruce Lee to shut up... who GLO EPP the day Glo start using ordinary Nigerian as brand ambassadors will be the time I will start patronizing them... for now let them do something for their inferior network

NameChecker:
It would be better for them to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around their neck than
to be caught after the murder of a military personnel.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Phaera-Park-Im-praying-for-you-though.gif

how certain are we they are the right suspects Nigeria army lying from both sides of the mouth since ages

to me the man look evil.... skin that yellow-bar prophet of doom alive

which mistake did Jonathan do his only mistake for the pass 6years is loving those that hate him dearly

kano pillars I pity our defence line...

are dis one's boko haram just dump them inside pit toilet

the guy black pass that my grandmama pot... though he is ugly

the guy black pass that my grandmama pot... though he ugly

Disneylady:
Happy posthumous birthday to you, Bashorun Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola...the real "Hero of democracy" miss you so much

which hero of democracy... when he blackmail fela kuti , make sure he was punish for a crime he didn't commit, or is he Democrat when he personally supervised sinking of missionary material , MKO would have be one of the worst clueless President Nigeria never had.... all thanks to Ibb and abacha for stopping civilian coup d'etat

Bughari is working... he even want more emergency power from NASS to kill off the economy.... Bughari and Aisha Halliburton is a punishment sent by God to punish Nigeria so we can go back to his way.... God please forgive and give Zombies more sense to vote wisely Next time

yeah I love thunder protector... the wire that connect to the ground... u can also use it as neutral to dilute ur positive to generate minimum 180/200 voltage light
been using Nigeria light free of charge for ages

Seahawk:
You ignorant folks should know your culture and stop blabbing. Waist beads is an African thing. It's moronic to say things like what you just typed above.

demonic,,, if a woman wore such evil bead on her waist and come to have sex with you, won't you decline well I'm not judging u base on the bead issue but go back to your previous post read and comprehend, u will knw the reasons I judge ur comments...

Amitex:
True talk my brother, afterall both countries are FANTASTICALLY CORRUPT and home to Islamic terrorists.

Nigeria is No1 in corruption ... I weep for this country

funlord:


Why not op? Are they not body trinkets 4 women? If beyonce wears it now you will be admiring her "bling", but now since its obviously naija babes you are referring 2 it must be "fetish" abi! My friend get rid of this african _stupidity that has turned yor brain into a 2 bedroom apartment! Jazz my ass!

u are in Africa so behave like an African... we have cultures to promote... when u get to Israel plx act like the Jewish, as for now we are in African continent.... u can't be more catholic than pope

wounded why the thing no kill him



be like say prophet shakau is insensible

DrMaths:
Nairaland is one funny place where people come to read latest happenings and to cool off. The most interesting part on the forum are the comments, where you get to read other peoples view on a particular matter and either respond or contribute. Now, the juicy parts of the comments are the hilarious ones, some of the comments are so funny, you can even crack a rib while laughing.
Personally, i prefer scrolling through comments on nairaland than buying ticket to attend comedy shows.
Thus, the following list came from closed observation on some of the most used cliche or slangs (as the case may be) that appear as comment on nairaland threads.
From the list to the greatest
Leggo
15. Iranu Abasa
Ever since Lil kesh used it in a song, nairalanders have decided to to partake in it. its mostly used when describing things that are unpleasant .

14. Have you Blame GEJ Today
This one is mostly found on threads where Lai Mohammed is relating the present Economy crisis to the immediate past administration

13. Who U EPP
Who dollar Epp, Who Pilgrimage Epp, Who Bleep Don Epp. Olamide surely gave nairalanders a comment kick starter.

12. End Time
End Time Baby, End time Girlfriend, End Time Pastors, End Time data Plan, End Time Mod. Just name it, naliralanders will End Time It.

11. GEJ My Hero
Temitemi started this campaign sometime last year, till date it still rocks on any thread where GEJ is being Exaclted.

10. Wasteners
I'll Pass

9. IPOB Youth
On nairanland, any monicker that support PDP or is Anti-the present administration is labelled an IPOB youth.

8. Change the Change
you see this on threads where it seems as if the wailers are winning the war.

7. Ugandan Brothers
I'll Still Pass

6. Lala and Snake
You will surely see this one on any snake thread that hits the frontpage. i fear for those moniker that use this one sha , if not because Lalasticlala is gentle, imagine if it was someone like Jim Iyk that is Lalasticlala.

5. Guess Who Is Wailing?
This one comes up when a well known Supporter of the Ruling party starts wailing. Some will even go as far as warning other Wailers not to give Wailers Form to the Repentant Soul.

4. Pictures You Will Relate With
This One Started As a child's Play until Smellymouth and Susan404 started adding spices to it. Even Photoshoot used it as a campaign strategy during the Mr Nairaland Competition.

3. Kenya and sex related news Be Like
And picture of the man with his two index fingers pointing forward will do the magic.

2. Afonjo Brothers
Still Passing!!!

1. I Came Here to Check Names
I present to you the "NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA" (NCAN).
This one is found on virtually all the threads that hit the frontpage on nairaland these days. The good thing about the monikers that used this one is that they have branches everywhere in the universe, included Mars and Jupiter.

Add Yours
Source: Drmaths

You forget Bughari the Fulani cow sipping dung

Bughari has turn Nigeria to Afghanistan

mikolo80:
when did you start using this. Is not recent tech?
Is it masses that use it or middle class or even upper class sef
Go and Compare with western middle class
Why you no show your ancient village
I repeat
You can't beat the history in our giant village

Charlie pick up ur pieces.. I knew the economy is very hard but too much of owamberism is affecting u so much