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Technology Market / Re: Clean Fresh Ipad Mini 64 GB Wi-fi For 45k... by lordkrato(m): 4:20am On May 16, 2015
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Technology Market / Re: Tecno H6 For Sale #6,000 [ sold ] by lordkrato(m): 4:17am On May 16, 2015
Dude I'm offering 4k.

Now before you start yelling, I'll explain to you why.

One, your phone's resale value
Two, screen is about 4k
Speaker, 1-2k if available
Diminishing returns: just Google that yourself, the possibility of a phone going dead after falling into water. Since I don't know what you did after then that's the best I can do.

Quote me with your number on whatsapp if interested in dealing.
Technology Market / Re: Uk Used Iphone 5s Gold For Sale by lordkrato(m): 3:56am On May 16, 2015
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Romance / Re: Omg-man Uses Reddit To Live Blog Wife Cheating by lordkrato(m): 7:28am On May 15, 2015
Man... Strictly following..

This beats some type of TV cool..

Mods fp if you please.. tongue

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Technology Market / Re: Hp Elitebook 8470p 3rd Geineration Core I5, 4gb Ram, 500gb Hard Disk Forsale by lordkrato(m): 4:49am On May 15, 2015
majekky:
HP ELITEBOOK 8470P
4GB DDR3 RAM
500GB HARDDISK
DVDRW
FINGERPRINT
WEBCAM
BLUETOOTH
BATTERY LIFE: 6HRS

PRICE: 55K

CONTACT PHONE: 08064428642 OR 09020858655

Bro I'm interested in this but that battery life is it from an auxiliary source because official specs say 3h41m or thereabouts..
Technology Market / Re: Clean Fresh Ipad Mini 64 GB Wi-fi For 45k... by lordkrato(m): 4:59pm On May 14, 2015
32 GB gone 64 GB remaining..
Technology Market / Re: Clean Fresh Ipad Mini 64 GB Wi-fi For 45k... by lordkrato(m): 6:40pm On May 11, 2015
tumababa:
mini 1 or 2?

Mini 1
Technology Market / Clean Fresh Ipad Mini 64 GB Wi-fi For 45k... by lordkrato(m): 5:03pm On May 11, 2015
No problem, no time, just buy and flex...

Clean title, no icloud issues et al, limited stock available

Contact
08133548453

Or

Whatsapp

08184128294

Free deliveries all round Lagos.
Health / Re: At 29, She's Still Bed Wetting Please Help Her!!!!! by lordkrato(m): 4:09pm On May 11, 2015
pretydamsel1:
look here small boy, I have a 5years old daughter and I can boost that she stops bed wetting @ the age of 3yrs. so keep your insult for yourself OK! the fact that my friend needs help doesn't mean that its me. I'm too big for that please

your opinion isn't welcome here so pack well


See this coward ooo you're married and have a moniker pretty damsel? Have you checked out the married people in this forum how they behave and around them?

Well, you might be a baby mama alsoundecided well, that makes another unfortunate man also.. My sympathy to him if that case.

But we know you're lying..... wink
Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies From Other Tribes Especially Ibos Like To Date/marry Yoruba Men? by lordkrato(m): 4:03pm On May 11, 2015
phazotron:







it is uneducated pigs like u that give ur tribe a bad name. any body that goes to school and speaks like this simply wasted several years of his life. dazall


And your signature says " what is life without money "

Ignorance my friend is your identity. If you claim to be educated and have such mission statement as the touts at iyanoba then I'm sorry for you.

I stand by my statement because it's the harsh truth. Most south westerners have broken homes, step this step that, children outside wedlock etc.. Instead of you soberly reflecting you're being who you are, and I can't fault you for that.
Technology Market / Re: Cheapest Ipad 1,2,3, Mini Here.. Pics and prices inside. Limited Stock Hurry Now by lordkrato(m): 8:26pm On May 09, 2015
Available...

Whatsapp for more pics
Health / Re: At 29, She's Still Bed Wetting Please Help Her!!!!! by lordkrato(m): 8:22pm On May 09, 2015
pretydamsel1:
Hello my fellow Nairalanders, my girlfriend has been suffering right from her childhood till now, please is there any solution for her because this bed-wetting issue is becoming something else. just yesterday she decided to spent a night in her boyfriend house since it was raining heavily ( note, she doesn't sleep outside because of this problem) only for her to come to my house this morning as early as 5:30am with tears in her eye and when I ask her what happen, she told me the same old issue of bed wetting and that the guy drove her out, call her names and ask her never to call him again.

please what can she do to stop this mess because age is no longer on her side.
mature advice please!



Be lying there saying it's a friend. See your life? In the other thread you where forming high and mighty and I was telling you to face the reality of being a screwup but did you listen?


Bedwetting everywhere.. @29? How can you teach your child (that is if someone hooks you up undecided) how not to wet the bed when your dragging pampers with them?

Chai..

My advice?

Just look at your birth certificate and cry

That should reduce the excess fluids in your system..grin
Celebrities / Opinion Of Jackie Chan Message On Drug Traffickers.. by lordkrato(m): 11:34pm On May 07, 2015
We all saw how he came out and justified the killing of drug traffickeWe all saw how he came out and justified the killing of drug traffickers and dealers and the thought just came to mind, what happened to those who patronize them?

If it's regards to addiction, what if porn?!! There was a guy who smashed his laptop because of his watching pornhub and he can't see the detrimental effects of porn? In rape? In increased marital infidelity?

Or what of the guy that shot a bunch of people after watching the dark night movie?

His son is a junkie hence he feels that, and I sympathize with him but to go flat out shows selfishness and an avenue for self projection as a grieving father and all that.

Jackie, you have pointed a finger, four are pointing back at you..
Nairaland / General / Re: The Hypocrisy Of Jackie Chan by lordkrato(m): 11:32pm On May 07, 2015
herald9:
What is he saying?


Who?

If it's me, I see the unending criticism towards those on death row as being sanctimonious..

Other forms of addictions and societal vices lay about and get rounds of applause...
Nairaland / General / Re: The Hypocrisy Of Jackie Chan by lordkrato(m): 11:29pm On May 07, 2015
Naughtysite:
My neighbors goat resemble his children..

Jackie Chan?
Nairaland / General / The Hypocrisy Of Jackie Chan by lordkrato(m): 11:03pm On May 07, 2015
We all saw how he came out and justified the killing of drug traffickers and dealers and the thought just came to mind, what happened to those who patronize them?

If it's regards to addiction, what if porn?!! There was a guy who smashed his laptop because of his watching pornhub and he can't see the detrimental effects of porn? In rape? In increased marital infidelity?

Or what of the guy that shot a bunch of people after watching the dark night movie?

His son is a junkie hence he feels that, and I sympathize with him but to go flat out shows selfishness and an avenue for self projection as a grieving father and all that.

Jackie, you have pointed a finger, four are pointing back at you..
Technology Market / Re: PROMO!!! Bondlink 20000mah + Free 2800mah Mobile Power Bank @ ₦4,495 by lordkrato(m): 8:46pm On May 07, 2015
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Big bros i hail ooo.. Abeg can I just buy One of them
Technology Market / Re: Sold. Blackberry Z3 + Complete Accessories And 8gb Memory Card by lordkrato(m): 8:42pm On May 07, 2015
zsch:
Comes with complete accessories; USB cable, box, manual, wall plug, earphone, 8gb memory card and warranty card

Price: 28k
No swapping

Call or text 08122597741

20k? Ready to buy today,

Are you on WhatsApp?
Celebrities / Re: Uchenna Nnanna And Husband Dedicate Son In Church(photos) by lordkrato(m): 8:37pm On May 07, 2015
pretydamsel1:
hey u mad guy pack well OK and stop quoting me fool

Ugly insecure thing.. Pretty damsel indeed Most ugly people I've seen so far tow that path.. Rantings online wouldn't help your obviously self loathing..

P.S
If you don't want me to quote you then perhaps you follow your advice...

Adieu pendeho..
Romance / Re: Single Ladies. by lordkrato(m): 11:59am On May 07, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Uchenna Nnanna And Husband Dedicate Son In Church(photos) by lordkrato(m): 11:44am On May 07, 2015
pretydamsel1:
I think you are mad, why on earth will I envy her you fool

Really you just have to be you to do so.. Grow up
Romance / Re: How Many Men Is Too Much For A Lady To Have Slept With Before She Get Married by lordkrato(m): 11:43am On May 07, 2015
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Family / Re: Househelp Needed Urgently In Abeokuta by lordkrato(m): 11:41am On May 07, 2015
Polithiefcian:


Goat

Is that your name sir?

Nairalanders beware!!
Technology Market / Re: Cheapest Ipad 1,2,3, Mini Here.. Pics and prices inside. Limited Stock Hurry Now by lordkrato(m): 11:04am On May 07, 2015
Pic

Family / Re: God In Heaven Where Is Thy Face? This Is Just The Height Of It.. by lordkrato(m): 12:14am On May 04, 2015
taryour:



I no fit laugh abeg. What a comic relief.

No fp for your thread thou embarassed tongue
Family / Re: God In Heaven Where Is Thy Face? This Is Just The Height Of It.. by lordkrato(m): 12:09am On May 04, 2015
taryour:



Errrm mr FAKE, I don't need the likes of you around me anyways. Am just being real here and not pretending or claiming saint like you. I myself do not know what my reaction will be *Gof forbid it happens* it happens to any one I know. I can only but type

Be real man. Am no SAINT neither are you abi no no get blood for your veins ni?

Okay.. You need company.


................................................

If it were me, she'll be dead in seconds, a quick snap of the neck does the trick mostly...grin

BUT,

I'll not come here and cry like I'm one goody two shoes... That's a double offense in my book. I see life in black and white so if you're mean, day you are at least that we know what's up
Romance / Re: Single Ladies. by lordkrato(m): 12:05am On May 04, 2015
jacksparrow1207:

undecided

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That's all I have for your as it's all your Brain can carry...
Romance / Re: Single Ladies. by lordkrato(m): 12:01am On May 04, 2015
[quote author=jacksparrow1207 post=33394219][/quote]

Hey..!!! A smart as.s is here..

Have you come to crosscheck my grammar before you sleep? Or are your mosquitoes not giving you any respite?

Dude, No matter how much you try, your arse licking won't get you anywhere..angry
Family / Re: God In Heaven Where Is Thy Face? This Is Just The Height Of It.. by lordkrato(m): 11:54pm On May 03, 2015
taryour:


Na you sabi o, mr lordkrato. I don talk my own, you don talk your own. Thank you, oya guy park well.

Don't worry, I'll not be coming near hypocrites like you very soon.

Change.

Adieu pendeho..

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