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Car Talk / Re: Tesla Driverless Car Crashes Into Tree & Bursts Into Flames In Texas, Killing 2 by lordlugards: 10:15am On Apr 19, 2021
lekki1444:
cheesy cheesy cheesy I chop leftover Rice and beans from yesterday. grin

but you see its no coincidence that you read it 7 times. you are corroborating the message by reading it 7 times. 7 is completion. The message in that event indicates a completion of a ruling authority. Perhaps the dawn of a new age and era is upon us
udontmeanit.

Car Talk / Re: Tesla Driverless Car Crashes Into Tree & Bursts Into Flames In Texas, Killing 2 by lordlugards: 10:09am On Apr 19, 2021
lekki1444:
grin driverless car means a zombie. so a zombie crashed into a man( i see men as trees mark 8 vs 24 ) and then crashed and burned killing the twin tower in the 28th state to be admitted into the union. Ladies and gents the tree that the zombie crashed into is the tree of life.

GOD IS SPEAKING HERE. CAN YOU HEAR THE MESSAGE ?
I've red this your comment about 7 times, each time with a loud laugh.

Wetin you chop this morning.
Celebrities / Re: James Brown Beaten, Stripped & Disgraced By Guys For Being A Crossdresser by lordlugards: 8:52am On Apr 19, 2021
uzallwell12:
Cross dresser -James brown stripped naked by angry youths who felt he was a disgrace to mankind

Video coming up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNywicxLGUI
Poorly scripted, try another time.

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Politics / Re: South East: Deployment Of Military May Lead To Nigeria’s Break Up – Ohanaeze by lordlugards: 9:30am On Apr 18, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
The South East is not the most peaceful region. A region were thousands of prisoners were set free is not the most peaceful region.

I even want this country to divide or be restructured. I'm tired of Igbo IPOB members and Fulani heardsmen shit.
all this Abobaku and their delusional disorder.
Politics / Re: Igbos Are Really Sensible I Love Them For This- Story by lordlugards: 9:42am On Apr 17, 2021
Nigeriabiafra82:
Fake story
an Average igbo is always happy when he see a Christian Northerner.

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Politics / Re: Sheik Isa Pantami's Jihadist Move To Alter Nigeria's Demography by lordlugards: 11:37am On Apr 16, 2021
DefHQ:
1- N.I.N to replace BVN because BVN cannot capture Chadians, Nigeriens, Bukinabes, Malians, Senegalese and Sudanese Fulanis

2- NIN to be integrated with INEC to violate our voters register.

3-NIN to be linked with National Population Census enumeration data base to capture foreign Fulani's into Nigeria's census figures.

Nigerians should sit up and query this man's devilish moves to change Nigeria's demography..

A stitch in time saves nine.
If you have written this in the western world, the masses will rise and question those in authority.
But here Nigeria will attack you and call you names, starting from here in Nairaland.

That is if the MOD will spare the thread

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Politics / Re: States And Their Year Of Creation. Compare Your State To Its Peers by lordlugards: 2:46pm On Apr 11, 2021
ThumbzTNA:
IS YOUR STATE DOING WELL AMONG ITS PEERS ?


Alot of Nigerian states have all the potential necessary to be a viable, influential and sustainable but are flopping badly. While others are performing against all odds considering the allocation available to them.


Some states were created before others and as such have been enjoying direct Federal Government allocation longer than others. So comparing your state against its peers (states that were created the same time with it) is what will give you a more genuine outlook as to how your state have faired over the years

It's not right for a state that was created in 1976 to make comparisons with a state created in 1996.

So here are states grouped according the year they were created and tagged according to the geopolitical zone they belong.




State Date created

1996
Bayelsa State (SS)
Ebonyi State (SE)
Ekiti State (SW)
Gombe State (NE)
Nasarawa State (NC)
Zamfara State (NW)



1991
Abia State (SE)
Anambra (Adminstratively) (SE)
Delta State (SS)
Jigawa State (NW)
Kebbi State (NW)
Kogi State (NC)
Osun State (SW)
Taraba State (NE)
Yobe State (NE)


1987
Akwa Ibom State (SS)
Katsina State (NW)



1976

Adamawa (Gongola) (NE)
Bauchi State (NE)
Borno State (NE)
Imo State (SE)
Enugu (old Anambra) (SE)
Niger State (NC)
Plateau State (NC)
Benue State (NC)
Abuja (NC)
Ogun State (SW)
Ondo State (SW)
Oyo State (SW)
Sokoto State (NW)
Edo State (Bendel) (SS)




1967
Cross River State (SS)
Rivers State (SS)
Kaduna State (NW)
Kano State (NW)
Kwara State (NC)
Lagos State (SW)


Cross River State River State used to be South East and not that SS you Wrote there.
Religion / Re: Ada Jesus Suffers Stroke, Brought To Odumeje & Rita Edochie, They Rejected Her by lordlugards: 6:29am On Apr 11, 2021
Rita Edochie to err is human to forgive is divine.
She said a lot about you, we know, God has vindicate you, as a Christian yours is to forgive her. Don't portray Christianity in a bad light.

Prophet Odumeje the battle is not between you and her, Bible said the battle is of the LORD. If truly it's the wrath of God that befell her, as a Christ like, Who knew that Judas will betray him still allows him to kiss his chick. You don't have an option as a savant of the most High. Heal her and set her free.

She visited the chi marine temple chief priest she equally abused and accused and the chief priest forgives her.
And as a Christian, Between you the prophet and the chief priest who is more likely to forgive her?.

Like my prophet (Prophet TB Joshua) usually said, you don't wrestle with the physical person. It was the spirit in the person that's using the person. Once you noticed that, you know the person is innocent while the evil spirit is the culprit.

Ada quest to make money through social media, likes and comments as a blogger have destroyed her life, she had met with the wrong guys in the person of prophet Odumeje and chi marine chief priest.

Lesson
When joking around with people's names always know your limit, some joke can turn to physical or Spiritual battle depending on how your opponent see your opinions.

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Politics / Re: The REAL Reason Biafra Will Not Exist by lordlugards: 1:49am On Apr 10, 2021
Rossikki:


This thread is not for touts.
Between both of us who's a tout?

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Politics / Re: The REAL Reason Biafra Will Not Exist by lordlugards: 1:27am On Apr 10, 2021
Rossikki:
Some folks think the Biafran cause is advanced the more they see news of Kanu and IPOB in western media.

Wakey wakey....

International publicity of 'Biafra' means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

It is even an indicator of worse to come for the South East, in terms of insecurity, if care is not taken.

This was exactly the same way 'Biafra' was publicised in the western media in the 1960s.

Ojukwu was the toast of the world media, giving interviews to major western news networks.

Prominent Igbos like Chinua Achebe went abroad to play influencer roles as per Biafra.

In the end, what happened?

Biafra was crushed.

There is nothing to suggest that the support the world gave for One Nigeria against Biafra back then, will be any different this time.

Until you people understand that the world does not want NIGERIA to be dismantled, you will keep wasting your time in conflict.

Forget oyinbos for a minute.

The entire black world, including America's powerful Congressional Black Caucus, the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Coloured People), Black Lives Matter, et al, ALL lobby the US govt to ensure the stability of Nigeria, which is regarded by the global black intelligentsia as Africa's and the black man's ONLY hope for a future superpower.

They, as well as international investors, are well aware that Nigeria is projected to become the 3rd most populous nation on Earth after India and China by 2050, making it a veritable world power and a world investment and industrialisation magnet of the first order.

Major international companies are already conducting multi-million dollar research on how to thrive in the Nigerian market in coming decades.

Indigenous businesses here in Nigeria do NOT want a breakup of Nigeria. Because they KNOW that that will cut their market.

Today they have free access to a market of 210 million people, which a splintering of Nigeria will reduce to 30 to 40 million, if they're lucky.

So why will they support breakup?

Go to INNOSON and suggest to him that Nigeria should break up.

He will drive you out of his office.

Same as any manufacturer in Nnewi or Onitsha, or Awka.

The money men and businessmen of Igboland are 100% aware that their prosperity and continued business expansion are directly tied to their free, steady access to the Nigerian market.

So the stakes are too high, both locally and internationally.

Money makes the world go round.

Money talks and bullshit walks.

Nigeria is going nowhere, and there will be no Biafra, unless by some sort of Divine Intervention.


Stop taking too much Koko & gbegiri, see the way it makes you think.

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Politics / Re: All Hail BIAFRA by lordlugards: 9:02am On Apr 08, 2021
mekaboy:


I thought u said it does not matter, how come villagers kill one lf kanu's recruits, who escaped from prison?
That life for you, sometime you regain freedom to meet with judgement.
Politics / Re: All Hail BIAFRA by lordlugards: 10:18pm On Apr 07, 2021
mekaboy:


Well this is the reason Biafra will be worse than Nigeria. The mindset of those championing it is faulty. Releasing criminals is good. No need to test for infection, just continue having sex unprotected. No need for caution, just destroy everything as you go.

In your Biafra anything goes. But before u travel to developed countries you need to be tested and quarantined for corona. Before you relocate to developed countries medical reports are needed. But you feel they are stupid for carrying out these checks.

But you believe biafra, a nation formed by criminals will be heaven on earth. grin grin grin
revisit your comments and tell me how it's related to your conclusion.

E be like say you don high
Politics / Re: All Hail BIAFRA by lordlugards: 6:25pm On Apr 07, 2021
mekaboy:


Thats why there are testing systems. Did you test the criminals tk know who is innocent or guilty?
does it really matter this time?
Politics / Re: All Hail BIAFRA by lordlugards: 6:58pm On Apr 06, 2021
mekaboy:


In other words Nigerians should have unprotected sex, since its not everyone that has infection abi?
even with high rate of infections, 90 to 95% of Nigerians still have unprotected sex, including you,
Have you been infected?
Politics / Re: IPOB Be Like, North Have Boko & Bandit, We Must Have Our Own Terrorists In East by lordlugards: 6:55pm On Apr 06, 2021
peacekante:


So finally you lots are now admitting that IPOB are responsible for the attacks on security men and destruction of properties in south east right?
wether it's IPOB or unknown gunmen, so far there's no civilian casualties I'm ok with that.

They the uniform men where massacring unarmed protesters, what are your reaction. Or are they not someone children too.
Politics / Re: IPOB Be Like, North Have Boko & Bandit, We Must Have Our Own Terrorists In East by lordlugards: 7:29am On Apr 06, 2021
peacekante:


Go and educate yourself after gloating over the death and destruction going on in south East
Death of who exactly, Uniform people or civilians,

You people are unbelievable,
You when they were agitating without violence, it is you people that was complaining that they are not serious,
Now they have deployed a tactics of attacking Uniform and Government people,
You are still complaining.

I want to ask you all, are you sure you people are ok at all
Politics / Re: All Hail BIAFRA by lordlugards: 7:23am On Apr 06, 2021
mekaboy:
This thread it to hail the imaginary Biafra that Nnamdi Kanu is selling to Igbo's. The Biafra that will be heaven on earth. No corruption, perfect infrastructure and flowing with milk and honey.

He is counting on touts and criminals to get this Biafra. Kanu said as long as fulani herdsmen, bokoharam and bandits are released and rewarded, no soul should be in prision in Nigeria.

So the attack on the prison in imo and release of inmates is fully supported.

So lets have a little look at this Biafran nation.

A group of guys in igboland, grab someone's daughter, gang-rape her to death. They are caught and imprisoned.

Another group kidnaps and kills an igbo man that returned from abroad, after collecting ransom. Caught and imprisoned.

This group trail a man from the bank, shoot him dead and take the money. Caught and imprisoned.

This other group robbed a fuel station in igboland, kill attendants and customers. Take money and run away.

This group are hired by an igboman to kill another igboman over land or business. They carry out the attack.

They also kill a lady doing POS business.

Many different groups who have done several unthinkable things in igboland and imprisoned. They now have to released into the society in igboland because bokoharam and fulani bandits are released.

These people now join the ESN and are given AK47. So kanu's Biafra comes and they are rewarded with various juicy positions (governors, ministers, IGP, DPO etc).

They move around in Biafra with their army tormenting the families of the victims of the crimes that took them to prison.

Imagine the police and army in Biafra made up of rapists, kidnappers, armed robbers, assasins and bloodsuckers.

Just picture Nnamdi Kanu's promise land. Won't reasonable igbo run away from igboland to become slaves in other regions?

This Biafra that has not come and all the criminals are released from prison, police and army killed. Imagine when it finally comes.

So everybody in the prison is criminal, abi.
Ode osi.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Troops Rescue 5 Out Of 39 Abducted Kaduna College Students by lordlugards: 6:13am On Apr 06, 2021
Probably the 5 families paid for their Ransome.
While others are still waiting for Government intervention.

Welcome to Nigeria
Politics / Who Is Funkekemi by lordlugards: 10:41am On Apr 05, 2021
The person behind the moniker funkekemi, at about after 3:am this morning broke a news that gunmen is attacking state CID Owerri.

But my curiosity made me to want to know the person behind the said moniker,

Checked her profile, which state she's from Ekiti state, the account was registered yesterday 4/4/2021.

In one of her comments, she claimed she live in Owerri.
But checking her other earlier comments, the one's she made yesterday 4/4/2021, she also claimed to currently live in UK, and has been offer money to participate in protest to support Buhari in London.

My question is who is the person behind this moniker.

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Business / Re: Namu Central Yam Market: Fire Razes Yam Market In Plateau (Pictures) by lordlugards: 8:45pm On Mar 31, 2021
Hand work of Fulani

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Politics / Re: FFK: The COVID-19 Vaccines We Are Taking In Nigeria Are Not Bill Gates Vaccines by lordlugards: 11:45am On Mar 31, 2021
EBMedia:
"The COVID-19 Vaccine We Are Taking In Nigeria Are Not Bill Gates Vaccines And We Are Not Being Used As Guinea Pigs" - FFK

Former Aviation Minister, Femi Fani-Kayode, has said that the COVID-19 vaccines being taken in Nigeria are not ''Bill Gates vaccines'' and the vaccines have been tested and trusted, IgbereTV reports

He also stated that Nigerians are not being used as ''Guinea pigs.''

He said this following the backlash he received after taking jabs of the vaccines on Tuesday March 30, months after he described same as evil and Gates Killer vaccines. FFK was hugely criticized on social media last night after he shared photos of himself taking the Oxford/AtsraZeneca vaccines.

Reacting to the backlash on his Twitter handle this morning, FFK said that the vaccine he took was from the World Health Organization and not the one from Bill Gates. He said he will never take any vaccine linked to Mr. Gates.

His tweets read;


https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1377167880366682120?s=20

Below is a video of him receiving the vaccine.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmQbj3bL4

FFk don cash out. grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: This is not Dubai, this is kano state (photos) by lordlugards: 11:01pm On Mar 29, 2021
morgstreme:


Okpo!!!!

You are a local street dog..

What rubbish is this nonsense?

It's good to be EXPOSED to real luxury not this your mediocre rubbish..
usu. Ogbeyen da wu kwe gi there.
Street tout na fu ghi uzo.

Luxury gbu o gi there.
Sports / Re: Squirrels Of Benin Vibing To Yoruba Praise & Worship Song Ahead Afcon Qualifier by lordlugards: 10:46am On Mar 27, 2021
afroniger:
The Squirrels of #Benin vibing to 'Kabiyesi o'... ahead of their #AFCON2021Q against the Super Eagles of #Nigeria today.

� @SatAllagbe https:///U00dUAScOM

https://twitter.com/ojbsports/status/1375462750076473348?s=19


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt2gVKr_UDY


Mynd44
Lalasticlala
It shall never be well with the British who divided this people with their brothers in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Extradition Sponsors Clash Over UK Protests by lordlugards: 7:30am On Mar 27, 2021
LoriIro1:
EXPLOSIVE:Leaked Group Chats Exposed How Mazi NnamdiKanu's Former Deputy,Uche Mefor & Co Members,Fought Each Other Over Nigeria UK Embassy Protest,Demanding Extradition Of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu .
pls blur their numbers. It's not right to expose people number, this is public forum.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Extradition Sponsors Clash Over UK Protests by lordlugards: 7:27am On Mar 27, 2021
LoriIro1:
EXPLOSIVE:Leaked Group Chats Exposed How Mazi NnamdiKanu's Former Deputy,Uche Mefor & Co Members,Fought Each Other Over Nigeria UK Embassy Protest,Demanding Extradition Of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu .
From my observation mefor is still loyal to MNK, Just that he has his own ideology that MNK refused abide with.


I still like him even though he had his own faction. So therefore he can't be called a sabo as many believed.

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Politics / Re: Massive Pepper Farm Spotted In Kaduna (Pictures) by lordlugards: 7:16pm On Mar 25, 2021

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Politics / Re: Ude Oko Chukwu Visits Checkpoint Where 3 Policemen Were Killed In Abiriba (Pics) by lordlugards: 9:10pm On Mar 22, 2021
IPOBTERRORISTS:
grin I'm loving this. when the Cavalry arrive, they can't Shout amnesty international up and down. The FG should allow them to kill more and document everything, so that when the Army start their own the international organizations will shy away from commenting on the issue.


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin I like those yet to be identified Hoodlums..
Instead of you begging the army to come help you flush the Fulani Terrorist, Terrorising your region, you are disgracing your entire generation in a matter that doesn't concern you.

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Properties / Re: Katsina Central Market On Fire (Photos) by lordlugards: 12:45pm On Mar 22, 2021
The local mkt in my village is even more developed than this CENTRAL mkt. undecided

Anyway my sincere sympathy to those that lost their valuable things.

Next we'll here how Billions was lost to the fire. grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Invites Faith Odunsi, Mathematician For A Tour At Mavin Headquarters by lordlugards: 9:32am On Mar 22, 2021
Gbagura:
Bring up your own fact. Below is a past senator in ogun state bearing that same name.
Never knew Yoruba's too bear the name, Igbo's bear the name too.
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Invites Faith Odunsi, Mathematician For A Tour At Mavin Headquarters by lordlugards: 9:18am On Mar 22, 2021
SuperBold:
Brilliant Yoruba girl!

The future is female
Odunsi can't be a Yoruba Name. I know lot of Igbo's bearing the name.

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