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Laveda:
Hahaha there was/ there is. . Aint really sure. . I was born and brought up in Phc, don't know much about those stuffs. .A part of Akwa ibom called IKA does tha. . I guess

Chai! Cannibal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***runs outta thread***

Goodnight.. .. .. Make sure you lock the gate before leaving.. .. .. takai

Laveda:
Ask anybody around, Akwa ibomites are great cooks, you can correct me if I'm wrong. . Sire

Weed man, how do they look?

Cook kor.. .. .. That reminds me, i gat some friends, twin to be precise, they are also from Akwa Ibom, they said there is a part in Akwa Ibom where they eat humans, and one other dude from Akwa ibom also confirmed it.. .. .. How true is that?

Laveda:
Yeah, we can cook very well

Buahahahahahaha

Lwkm! Cook, not even a near miss.. .. .. you failed it woefully!!! Cook kor, and you don't even.look like one who knows how to cook

Laveda:
i want you to tell me

OYO lowa I won't tell you nothing! I'm sure you know what I'm talking about

Laveda:
you wish you can

Yoruba people sell it, don't really know what its used for lol

Arh, Emi? and what's that? Lol

Lol.. .. ..

Well, i don't need any enhancer, i prefer growing it naturally rather that applying enhancer that would later disfigure everything.. .. ..

So, you still can't decipher the quality I've been pointing out despite the continuous emphatic stress on IBOM

Laveda:
Not like yours, big head

I did oo, rubb gbogbolishe on it nau

Ermm no wonder what?

Iffa E-slap you ehn, you brain will hibernate

What's gbogbolishe ?

I only remembered one of Basket mouth's comedies, where he gave some qualities of Akwa IBOM indigens, but the funniest thing is that, you possess one of the qualities and it's one of your tribe's significant qualities

Laveda:
Good, I don't forget things that quick

Strands of beard? What's that? see your head

I'm from Akwa ibom state

Now feeling like Albert Einstein? See her head like my own

Yea, i gat just few strands, didn't you see it in the pix i uploaded that day?

@emboldened, no wonder!!!!!!!!!!

Laveda:
I can't do that now joh!

LOL. Look atew playing with me huh? I'll soon spank you

I'm not asking you to go thru my posts on our previous chats, i said you should check my previous post on this particular thread.. .. ..

Hian!!!! Even if you don't respect me, can't you respect my few strands of beard ? Ma begi fun ee.. .. .. What tribe are you?

Laveda:
Alright then. . .

Arh all these at a time? Lol preaching?

Go thru my previous post, I've modified it.. .. ..

Yea.. .. .. Preaching? To the unseen creatures here in my room or wah? Lolz, ain't a preacher ooo but lemme tell you; stretching Even the devil would know it's a lie, i just typed that nonsense to make you scribble any word that ends with "h"

Laveda:
That's not true. . Go through yours

Lol doing nothing hun, you?

You are still arguing? Fine, I'll get you the screenshot.. .. ..

On my bed, reading, chatting, listening to musics, watching movies on laptop, and **********hing.. .. .. guess the last one

***modified***

I've seen the chat, all i said was; I'm still a student but i only support myself with my handwork.. .. .. My bad for not giving full details.. .. ..

Laveda:
Yeah. .

Nope I can screengrab and show you if you want, the first day we talked, you told me you combining school with work. . Nothing like you done with ND

But. That's cool.

Lol.. .. .. Go thru the chat again, you'll see that that's not what i said

Anyways, what are you up to?

Laveda:
Trust me hun, they know I don't care lol . . . I'm always me here...they still having headpain over this one

Eiyaa pele, went to school?

That's the best way to ignore some people dear

I told you I'm thru with my ND, looking forward to furthering my study abroad, still waiting for visa.. .. .. Right now, I'm self employed, don't know why you forgot that so quick

Laveda:
Yeah, though people take my dp too seriously

My day was great,yours?

Lol, that's why you've decided to give them another topic to cry about funny you.. .. ..

My day was cool but stressful tho, it was a very busy day

Laveda:
My dp? Just pinshure oo

Spaxon:
haba na

but what did I do now?
u neglected me oooo

I've travelled round the whole 4 cardinal points in search of you but to no avail.. .. .. you've been dodging from me coz you gat another dude right? No problem keep it up

How have you been jhare?

Laveda:
Its cool, I've been okay. . You?

cool too ma'am.. .. .. your dp tho

Spaxon:
hei....
this my separated husband sef ....
u still de dz earth?

Lemme alone ooo I'm angry with you, i swear!

Laveda:
dint you get my mention? I asked bout your health you dint reply, so I left you

Oooops.. .. .. i got alota mentions, maybe i skipped yours, I'm so sorry for that ma'am.. .. .. BTW, i saw your new month greeting i wish you you a happy new month also, i hope it's not coming too late? I hope so, lol.. .. ..

How have you been?

Laveda:
yeah? Why the face?

Since these days, you just abandoned me like that

kwencypresh:
I don miss u oo

delectablegyal:
I checked her pic and I wz like, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
She is nt the girl I used to know during the miss nairaland contest. No more sexy eye, she is getting a bit chubby, her physique is now appalling. What's wrong?



Shout out to miss nairaland though. Still on point as ever.

Guy, why don't you want to have brain? Even if it's a mustard seed size of brain, we don't care! Just pretend to have one.. .. .. spaxon baby

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President Barrack Obama hailed the Elder Statesman, Ambassador Tukur for his commitment to the improvement of the standard of living of Nigerians in particular and Africans at-large.

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Lalasticlala, dominique

darkskingoddess:
Chisos is lawd

Lol.. .. .. Are you minding me?

rubyradiance:
If you know what it is to nurture a soul inside of you for 9 months and for the trauma she went through for 21years you will know that looks is the last thing on her mind,,,may God help you to always see the good in everything IJN