Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:45pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Laveda: I'm sorry you know the last time I did that, you dint reply, told me you had too many mentions, so in other for that not to repeat itself, I choosed to wait till when I see you around...I hate when my mentions are ignored especially when its for good and to a friend too  Oh! My bad.. .. .. It won't repeat itself no more, i promise
So, what's good? |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:26pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Omotayor123: As that love song no sweet nko  Like seriously? |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:25pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Laveda: she couldn't answer . Seriously, I don't understand her Enough ooo.. .. .. She's also one of my ex's, so don't just talk anyhow about her  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:20pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Omotayor123:
Awon werey 1000%  Iffa slap you ehn, those (111 111) on your cheeks will turn to (-1 1-) 
I sang a nice love song for you, you're replying me with something else, common! Will you do the normal thing |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:11pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Laveda: Are you for real? Preaching? you sure deserve slap right now 
I missed you jor! how are you  Lol.. .. ..
I missed you too babe, but you didn't bother about my welfare when i was away |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:00pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Laveda:
I asked cause I don't understand? Or do we now have streets on Nairaland he'll roam about ..I don't get you oo 
Lordoftheweed, what does she mean? Help me ask her sweetie, amebo oshii.. .. .. |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:59pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Laveda: stop all that jor! I caught you  I've always known that my good doing will lead me into something else!!! so, all because i was preaching the gospel to a lady no means I'm cheating on you? In fact, just let me be I'm so enraged right now.. .. ..
It's better you apologize |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:55pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: harmless question naaa
she said you are crazy to be sure i asked if you are roaming
now ansa u dey roam? Oh!!!! Ok, i do roam whenever I'm in a different location or using another device 
Hope I've cleared your curiosity? |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:36pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: is he roaming? Iffa knock you ehn! Your brain will hibernate |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:33pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Laveda: Lordoftheweed...you're crazy aswear  Baby, so you're here!!!
Errm.. .. .. I was only trying to preach the gosple to her, that Scripture was taken in the book of Solomon chapter 99 vs 27  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:21pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Omotayor123:
 Yes sweetie And i promise not to let go this time around.. .. ..
Just gladly accept me back with your warming arms wrapped against me and my head placed comfortably on your succulent boobs which are like two young roes that are twins which feeds among the lilies and kiss me with your wonderful lips that are sweet like the combination of milk and honey.. .. .. And i shall pass out on your wonderful boobs but my heart shall be awake and it shall say; Open up to me, my love, my dove, my undefiled, for my d**k is filled with veins and my scrotum is filled with pap, i have put off my coat, how shall i put it in? i have unzipped my zip, how shall i insert it??
That's a love song to you my love |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 12:53pm On Dec 02, 2015 |
Omotayor123: Name: Lasisi Omotayo
Age: Early 20s
Occupation: student
Are you single, dating or married : single 100%
Those u like on Romance Section: Amin...at508, Ad...eh39, Cute...hector, tosyne2...much, wristb...angle, miss...picy, Intr...overt, and others
Those u dislike on Romance section: Can't think of any
Those u find annoying: Frustrated souls, stalkers
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Tosyne...2much, Toks...2008,
Those you follow and wish follows you back: Intelligent and loving people
Why do you follow the people you follow: They must have impressed me somehow
NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Ahhhh.... Countless!
How many PMs do you get on average in a day... : I don't keep records
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: They don't worth mentioning
Which Romancelander is fake. :You knw them.
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: None at all!
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: but actually, I can't do online love.
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)
Your favorite Romancelander(s): Agara...wu23, Oy...ind17, Ch...erlene, jollyj...oy, LordOfTheWeed, dhara...y99 or na dhar...ay88,Free...manan, Doctor king...tom..... Them too plenty..
Your favorite mod: Lalas...ticlala
Funniest Romancelander(s): Ade...h39, tosyn...e2much
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: can't think of any. I just love threads randomly
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: None
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : LordOfTheWeed...... He left me for another
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : Miss...picy, Misc...lassy!
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't know
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: None
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: tosyne2...much, wrist...bangle, amina...t508, Cher...lene, Tok...s2008, aga...rawu23
NLer(S) you consider smart: intr...overt
NL member that tries too hard.: Bar...canista.
NLer(s) you find intriguing: Adedayourt, Kazrem, a..sumo12, Mattk...ent, Chyno...BEATS,....
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: ignoring
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: intr...overt
Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Wristb...angle
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. it's a secret! 
Who do u often agree with: Am...inat508
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): I consider him handsome not sexy
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Faceless monikers
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: No nice person for Romanceland
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: Agara...wu23
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: * Don't know.
Wow... I tried  Sweetheart I'm ready to reconcile  |
Romance › Re: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by LordOfTheWeed: 10:58am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Every hour!!!!! Coz the chemicals those kpomos do release at times are always between the PH range of 0 - 2 which can make panties burn off if not changed on time.. .. .. |
Romance › Re: See The Traditional Cake My Mom Prepared. by LordOfTheWeed: 10:45am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Momma's love |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Awon Werey 100% by LordOfTheWeed: 2:28pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
ipledge10: Am still on bed 
Werey i don become pro Damn!!! Who did that for you??
You sef don dey turn wizard ooo.. .. .. But that elevation tho, e be like dog house  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 2:18pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
Name: Sodiq Isaac A.K.A Area Zicko  Age: 20+ Occupation: Student + Architect Are you single, dating or married: Single Those u like on Romance Section: Kingtom, Thesonofmark and Laveda Those u dislike on Romance section: None.. .. .. Those u find annoying: None.. .. .. Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Ishilove, Sonofananimal and Tosyne2much Those you follow and wish follows you back: I'm following no one.. .. .. Why do you follow the people you follow: I said I'm following no one!!!! Are you deaf?? NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Do i really need to publicize that  How many PMs do you get on average in a day: At least 1 in every month Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: No one.. .. .. Which Romancelander is fake: That doesn't concern me in anyway, if you like, be fake.. If you like, be orijinal.. And if you like be orijinally fake, that's your cup of brukutu.. .. .. Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: I can only fvck people i see, not people i don't know nothing about.. .. .. Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: None.. .. .. why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): - Your favorite Romancelander(s): Joygalore, Halfrica(I know you're still keeping grudges with me babe, but you're still one of my favs  ) and ggrin Your favorite mod: Obinoscopy Funniest Romancelander(s):Buygala (that dude is intelligently funny) Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Tosyne2much and wristbangle Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: 5minmadness Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Aminat508, i don't know the reason why  Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Lordhugo and any moniker with the word "weed", trust me, we all gat something in common  NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Cutehector!!! NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: - NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: None.. .. .. NLer(S) you consider smart: STFUareyougod NL member that tries too hard: - NLer(s) you find intriguing: Ipledge10 aka Iporn What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: fothermocker Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: The idiot that created this thread  Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: None.. .. .. Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: None.. .. .. Who do u often agree with: None.. .. .. Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): None.. .. .. Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): None.. .. .. Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: I no know Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): I no know Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: None.. .. .. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Awon Werey 100% by LordOfTheWeed: 1:25pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
ipledge10: na you first run away...baskard  But i don go back home na and dem welcome me like the prodigal son, na you and Al-kazeem remain  |
Romance › Re: I Was Wrong. I Have Finally Found The Nairalander With The Biggest Boobs by LordOfTheWeed: 8:21am On Dec 01, 2015 |
PLANETMARS: english na bastard don't u tink so dearie Fvck!!!!!! You're wickedly wicked  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Awon Werey 100% by LordOfTheWeed: 6:02am On Dec 01, 2015 |
ZEPHYREN: Awon wereys you guys have refuse my proposal baa make una no worry We're so sorry bro.. .. .. The recruitment form is yet to be out but we'll try our possible best to make sure it comes out this month.. .. .. We've held a meeting concerning your acceptance and we concluded that you'll be the no 1 candidate on our merit list immediately the admission consideration commences.. .. ..We're sorry for any inconveniences we might have caused you.. .. ..
Regards 
cc: Kingtom STFUareyougod Jeffreyjamez Iamkingzlee twaci Kinglekan |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Awon Werey 100% by LordOfTheWeed: 5:49am On Dec 01, 2015 |
ipledge10: kidding what? Iporn, please come back home  |
Romance › Re: Oddly. Shaped Four Or Is It Fivehead???? by LordOfTheWeed: 10:00am On Nov 30, 2015 |
naijaboiy:
   
[color=#1980BC]Jefferyjamez Kingtom StfuareyouGod Kinglekan Lordoftheweed Ipledge10 Adeh39 Lekinz Iamkingzlee
  [/color] This is what i call "The Headies".. .. .. While my fellow yoruba ifa worshippers will call that "waju opon"  |
Romance › Re: She's all grown up by LordOfTheWeed: 6:47pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
cc: lalasticlala Please help us move this topic to frontpage and let this little expectant father receive what he deserve.. .. .. I'm sure he would slap the pregnancy outta the lady if nairalanders pounce on him on frontpage.. .. .. |
Romance › Re: Can Guys Of Nowadays Date A Lady Without Demanding Sex? by LordOfTheWeed: 10:14pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
End time question.. .. .. |
Romance › Re: Post Your Before And After Pictures... by LordOfTheWeed: 6:39pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Mehn.. .. .. I don't know why God created me like this!!! I had hope when i was a teen although i looked like smeggo of the lord of the rings, but now!!!!!! Even a blobfish will doff hat at my ugliness |
Romance › Re: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed: 3:20pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
hertz9te: I neeed to buy you beer.. Not too late bro.. .. .. I'll gladly collect it from you, lol.. .. .. |
Romance › Re: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed: 2:02pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
damiloladuke: Marrd men start a fight they can't finish... real men fight to death... Coward, bring it on if u capable and we slug it out.... Ur weed is way expired but u keep on smoking it.... it will keel u soonest ok bro.. .. .. You gat more to say? |
Romance › Re: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed: 1:26pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
damiloladuke: u happen to the confused retarrrd as you are under the influence of expired codeine... Yoy dey mard The last thing i would do is to start trading words with a meat-head like you.. .. .. So therefore boy, I'll rather watch you rant than to stoop low down to your level of IQ.. .. ..
Cheers  |
Romance › Re: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed: 12:02pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
damiloladuke: hmmmm, well the dude invloved fucccks regularly ,infact I don did it with 3 diff girls this week... so stop using vulgar words wrongly Guy, i can see you’re confused.. .. ..
Can you swerve towards this direction please ----------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Oh! Mistake, kindly swerve towards here
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Romance › Re: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed: 10:27am On Nov 22, 2015*. Modified: 6:07pm On Nov 22, 2015 |
Some dumb online daters go just dey chat mumu chat and d!ck/n!pples go dey rise upandan unnecessarily.. .. .. Foolish low self-esteem fvcktards who can't get sex in real life.. .. .. shioor!!!!!
End time conversation  |
Romance › Re: Who Is To Be Blamed For This Kid's Action? (photo) by LordOfTheWeed: 8:40am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Just like my end time brothers and sisters will say; That's a fvckin end time kid.. .. .. |
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by LordOfTheWeed: 12:05am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Laveda: That's cool. .don't waste much money on it though. Trust me, ain't you the one keeping my money? So, the little amount you give to me is what i use in staking  |
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Lanicky by LordOfTheWeed: 11:40pm On Nov 21, 2015 |
Laveda: I'm good. . Your ticket follow cut? issorait. The ticket red pass sango eyes ooo.. .. .. But it's nothing, man must keep on hustling |