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RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:45pm On Dec 02, 2015
Laveda:
I'm sorry embarassed embarassed you know the last time I did that, you dint reply, told me you had too many mentions, so in other for that not to repeat itself, I choosed to wait till when I see you around...I hate when my mentions are ignored especially when its for good and to a friend too cool
Oh! My bad.. .. .. It won't repeat itself no more, i promise wink

So, what's good?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:26pm On Dec 02, 2015
Omotayor123:
As that love song no sweet nko undecided tongue
Like seriously? cry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:25pm On Dec 02, 2015
Laveda:
she couldn't answer cheesy. Seriously, I don't understand her
lipsrsealed Enough ooo.. .. .. She's also one of my ex's, so don't just talk anyhow about her undecided grin
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:20pm On Dec 02, 2015
Omotayor123:
grin grin Awon werey 1000% tongue
Iffa slap you ehn, those (111 111) on your cheeks will turn to (-1 1-) undecided

I sang a nice love song for you, you're replying me with something else, common! Will you do the normal thing angry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:11pm On Dec 02, 2015
Laveda:
Are you for real? Preaching? undecided you sure deserve slap right now angry angry


I missed you jor! kiss how are you grin
Lol.. .. ..

I missed you too babe, but you didn't bother about my welfare when i was away sad
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 4:00pm On Dec 02, 2015
Laveda:
undecidedI asked cause I don't understand? Or do we now have streets on Nairaland he'll roam about ..I don't get you oo embarassed embarassed

Lordoftheweed, what does she mean?
Help me ask her sweetie, amebo oshii.. .. .. grin
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:59pm On Dec 02, 2015
Laveda:
stop all that jor! I caught you undecided
I've always known that my good doing will lead me into something else!!! so, all because i was preaching the gospel to a lady no means I'm cheating on you? In fact, just let me be angry I'm so enraged right now.. .. ..

It's better you apologize
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:55pm On Dec 02, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
harmless question naaacheesy



she said you are crazy to be sure i asked if you are roamingcheesy


now ansa u dey roam?cheesy
Oh!!!! Ok, i do roam whenever I'm in a different location or using another device cheesy

Hope I've cleared your curiosity?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:36pm On Dec 02, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
is he roaming?cheesy
Iffa knock you ehn! Your brain will hibernate cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:33pm On Dec 02, 2015
Laveda:
Lordoftheweed...you're crazy aswear grin grin
Baby, so you're here!!! shocked

Errm.. .. .. I was only trying to preach the gosple to her, that Scripture was taken in the book of Solomon chapter 99 vs 27 embarassed
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 3:21pm On Dec 02, 2015
Omotayor123:
shocked shocked shocked
Yes sweetie cry And i promise not to let go this time around.. .. ..

Just gladly accept me back with your warming arms wrapped against me and my head placed comfortably on your succulent boobs which are like two young roes that are twins which feeds among the lilies and kiss me with your wonderful lips that are sweet like the combination of milk and honey.. .. .. And i shall pass out on your wonderful boobs but my heart shall be awake and it shall say; Open up to me, my love, my dove, my undefiled, for my d**k is filled with veins and my scrotum is filled with pap, i have put off my coat, how shall i put it in? i have unzipped my zip, how shall i insert it??



That's a love song to you my love embarassed
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 12:53pm On Dec 02, 2015
Omotayor123:
Name: Lasisi Omotayo

Age: Early 20s

Occupation: student

Are you single, dating or married : single 100% cheesy

Those u like on Romance Section: Amin...at508, Ad...eh39, Cute...hector, tosyne2...much, wristb...angle, miss...picy, Intr...overt, and others

Those u dislike on Romance section: Can't think of any

Those u find annoying: Frustrated souls, stalkers tongue

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Tosyne...2much, Toks...2008,

Those you follow and wish follows you back: Intelligent and loving people

Why do you follow the people you follow: They must have impressed me somehow

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Ahhhh.... Countless!

How many PMs do you get on average in a day... : I don't keep records

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: They don't worth mentioning

Which Romancelander is fake. :You knw them.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: None at all!

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: lipsrsealed but actually, I can't do online love.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) lipsrsealed

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Agara...wu23, Oy...ind17, Ch...erlene, jollyj...oy, LordOfTheWeed, dhara...y99 or na dhar...ay88,Free...manan, Doctor king...tom..... Them too plenty..

Your favorite mod: Lalas...ticlala

Funniest Romancelander(s): Ade...h39, tosyn...e2much

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: can't think of any. I just love threads randomly

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: None

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : LordOfTheWeed...... He left me for another grin cheesy

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : Miss...picy, Misc...lassy!

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't know embarassed

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: None

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: tosyne2...much, wrist...bangle, amina...t508, Cher...lene, Tok...s2008, aga...rawu23

NLer(S) you consider smart: intr...overt

NL member that tries too hard.: Bar...canista.

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Adedayourt, Kazrem, a..sumo12, Mattk...ent, Chyno...BEATS,....

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: ignoring

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: intr...overt

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Wristb...angle tongue

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. lipsrsealed it's a secret! grin

Who do u often agree with: Am...inat508

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): I consider him handsome not sexy

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): Faceless monikers

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: No nice person for Romanceland tongue

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: Agara...wu23 tongue

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: * Don't know.

Wow... I tried tongue grin
Sweetheart cry I'm ready to reconcile embarassed
RomanceRe: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by LordOfTheWeed: 10:58am On Dec 02, 2015
Every hour!!!!! Coz the chemicals those kpomos do release at times are always between the PH range of 0 - 2 which can make panties burn off if not changed on time.. .. ..
RomanceRe: See The Traditional Cake My Mom Prepared. by LordOfTheWeed: 10:45am On Dec 02, 2015
Momma's love smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Awon Werey 100% by LordOfTheWeed: 2:28pm On Dec 01, 2015
ipledge10:
Am still on bed grin

Werey i don become pro
Damn!!! Who did that for you?? shocked

You sef don dey turn wizard ooo.. .. .. But that elevation tho, e be like dog house grin
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by LordOfTheWeed: 2:18pm On Dec 01, 2015
Name: Sodiq Isaac A.K.A Area Zicko grin

Age: 20+

Occupation: Student + Architect

Are you single, dating or married: Single

Those u like on Romance Section: Kingtom, Thesonofmark and Laveda

Those u dislike on Romance section: None.. .. ..

Those u find annoying: None.. .. ..

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Ishilove, Sonofananimal and Tosyne2much

Those you follow and wish follows you back: I'm following no one.. .. ..

Why do you follow the people you follow: I said I'm following no one!!!! Are you deaf??

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Do i really need to publicize that undecided

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: At least 1 in every month

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: No one.. .. ..

Which Romancelander is fake: That doesn't concern me in anyway, if you like, be fake.. If you like, be orijinal.. And if you like be orijinally fake, that's your cup of brukutu.. .. ..

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: I can only fvck people i see, not people i don't know nothing about.. .. ..

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: None.. .. ..

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): -

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Joygalore, Halfrica(I know you're still keeping grudges with me babe, but you're still one of my favs wink) and ggrin

Your favorite mod: Obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelander(s):Buygala (that dude is intelligently funny)

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Tosyne2much and wristbangle

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: 5minmadness

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Aminat508, i don't know the reason why cry

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: Lordhugo and any moniker with the word "weed", trust me, we all gat something in common grin

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Cutehector!!!

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: -

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: None.. .. ..

NLer(S) you consider smart: STFUareyougod

NL member that tries too hard: -

NLer(s) you find intriguing: Ipledge10 aka Iporn

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: fothermocker

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: The idiot that created this thread grin

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: None.. .. ..

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: None.. .. ..

Who do u often agree with: None.. .. ..

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): None.. .. ..

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): None.. .. ..

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: I no know

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): I no know

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: None.. .. ..
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Awon Werey 100% by LordOfTheWeed: 1:25pm On Dec 01, 2015
ipledge10:
na you first run away...baskard grin
But i don go back home na and dem welcome me like the prodigal son, na you and Al-kazeem remain embarassed
RomanceRe: I Was Wrong. I Have Finally Found The Nairalander With The Biggest Boobs by LordOfTheWeed: 8:21am On Dec 01, 2015
PLANETMARS:
english na bastard don't u tink so dearie
Fvck!!!!!! You're wickedly wicked grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Awon Werey 100% by LordOfTheWeed: 6:02am On Dec 01, 2015
ZEPHYREN:
Awon wereys you guys have refuse my proposal baa make una no worry
We're so sorry bro.. .. .. The recruitment form is yet to be out but we'll try our possible best to make sure it comes out this month.. .. .. We've held a meeting concerning your acceptance and we concluded that you'll be the no 1 candidate on our merit list immediately the admission consideration commences.. .. ..We're sorry for any inconveniences we might have caused you.. .. ..

Regards smiley

cc: Kingtom
STFUareyougod
Jeffreyjamez
Iamkingzlee
twaci
Kinglekan
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Awon Werey 100% by LordOfTheWeed: 5:49am On Dec 01, 2015
ipledge10:
kidding what?
Iporn, please come back home embarassed
RomanceRe: Oddly. Shaped Four Or Is It Fivehead???? by LordOfTheWeed: 10:00am On Nov 30, 2015
naijaboiy:
gringringringrin

[color=#1980BC]Jefferyjamez
Kingtom
StfuareyouGod
Kinglekan
Lordoftheweed
Ipledge10
Adeh39
Lekinz
Iamkingzlee

gringringrin[/color]
This is what i call "The Headies".. .. .. While my fellow yoruba ifa worshippers will call that "waju opon" grin
RomanceRe: She's all grown up by LordOfTheWeed: 6:47pm On Nov 29, 2015
cc: lalasticlala
Please help us move this topic to frontpage and let this little expectant father receive what he deserve.. .. .. I'm sure he would slap the pregnancy outta the lady if nairalanders pounce on him on frontpage.. .. ..
RomanceRe: Can Guys Of Nowadays Date A Lady Without Demanding Sex? by LordOfTheWeed: 10:14pm On Nov 23, 2015
End time question.. .. ..
RomanceRe: Post Your Before And After Pictures... by LordOfTheWeed: 6:39pm On Nov 22, 2015
Mehn.. .. .. I don't know why God created me like this!!! I had hope when i was a teen although i looked like smeggo of the lord of the rings, but now!!!!!! Even a blobfish will doff hat at my ugliness cry
RomanceRe: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed: 3:20pm On Nov 22, 2015
hertz9te:
I neeed to buy you beer..
Not too late bro.. .. .. I'll gladly collect it from you, lol.. .. ..
RomanceRe: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed: 2:02pm On Nov 22, 2015
damiloladuke:
Marrd men start a fight they can't finish... real men fight to death... Coward, bring it on if u capable and we slug it out.... Ur weed is way expired but u keep on smoking it.... it will keel u soonest
ok bro.. .. .. You gat more to say?
RomanceRe: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed: 1:26pm On Nov 22, 2015
damiloladuke:
u happen to the confused retarrrd as you are under the influence of expired codeine... Yoy dey mard
The last thing i would do is to start trading words with a meat-head like you.. .. .. So therefore boy, I'll rather watch you rant than to stoop low down to your level of IQ.. .. ..

Cheers smiley
RomanceRe: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed: 12:02pm On Nov 22, 2015
damiloladuke:
hmmmm, well the dude invloved fucccks regularly ,infact I don did it with 3 diff girls this week... so stop using vulgar words wrongly
Guy, i can see you’re confused.. .. ..

Can you swerve towards this direction please
----------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Oh! Mistake, kindly swerve towards here

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<-------------------

wink
RomanceRe: See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) by LordOfTheWeed:
Some dumb online daters go just dey chat mumu chat and d!ck/n!pples go dey rise upandan unnecessarily.. .. .. Foolish low self-esteem fvcktards who can't get sex in real life.. .. .. shioor!!!!!


End time conversation angry
RomanceRe: Who Is To Be Blamed For This Kid's Action? (photo) by LordOfTheWeed: 8:40am On Nov 22, 2015
Just like my end time brothers and sisters will say; That's a fvckin end time kid.. .. ..
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Lanicky by LordOfTheWeed: 12:05am On Nov 22, 2015
Laveda:
That's cool. .don't waste much money on it though.
Trust me, ain't you the one keeping my money? So, the little amount you give to me is what i use in staking cheesy
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Lanicky by LordOfTheWeed: 11:40pm On Nov 21, 2015
Laveda:
I'm good. . Your ticket follow cut? grin issorait.
The ticket red pass sango eyes ooo.. .. .. But it's nothing, man must keep on hustling wink

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