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RomanceRe: Nairalander Pre-wedding Photos by LordOfTheWeed: 4:01pm On Nov 12, 2015
Errm.. .. .. Bro phemmyutd, please, can you lend me your wife for just a year? cry I promise not to misuse her, if i do so, don't give her to me when next i ask.. .. .. lol, na yoke oo, i sabi say exothermic reaction go don dey take place for your head right now grin

BTW, Lovely pictures man wink Wishing you both a happy and everlasting union.. .. ..
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Men Hypocriites? by LordOfTheWeed: 3:46pm On Nov 12, 2015
1. An average Nigerian man will NEVER get married to a girl who already has a child/children outside wedlock in Nigeria but they are the first to marry a woman with children outside the shores of Nigeria.

One of my uncles is married to a woman who has 2 children out of wedlock, and they're still living happily with eachother.. .. .. So therefore, this point is RUBBISH!

2. An average Nigerian condemns a girl who smokes and drinks but are the first to look the other way foreign woman.

I'll be glad if my future wife smokes and drinks but not to stupor, I don't know about other guys but as for me, it's nothing!

3 a Nigerian man would hurl all sorts of insults on a Nigerian woman who cheats on him or sends her packing when he suspects she is cheating on him but can't do nothing to a wife abroad even if he knows she is cheating.

Even if i get married to a foreign lady, i will react to a cheating wife the same way i would react to a fellow Nigerian wife. I've zero tolerance to cheating.. .. ..

4. A Nigerian man would be left all alone to cater for his kids whilst the wife goes shopping or clubbing but if our women tries it we label her all the bad names even lucifer would reject.

Why on earth will a married woman go clubbing?

P. S. I am basing my hypothesis with what Nigerian men see everyday especially in South Africa. Hence I ask why accommodate wholeheartedly what we detest and reject in Nigeria. Your views are welcomed. Not to brag if you have dated a foreigner before you will appreciate out women and worship them when you come across them.

It should also be noted that it's not for security reasons ooooo because most of them are well to do and have their complete documentation. They are the bread winners. So why?

Bro, you are only generalizing, not all men reason the same way, you only typed all these coz you ain't exposed enough, if you are, you wouldn't have concluded with these stances of yours!
CrimeRe: 50-year-old Man Says Evil Spirit Pushed Him To Molest 2-year-old Girl by LordOfTheWeed:
Evil spirit didn't push him to jump in the front of a moving trailer so that he can be crushed to death.. .. ..

Evil spirit didn't push him to go and jump inside river and get drowned.. .. ..

Evil spirit didn't push him do get a knife and stab himself to death.. .. ..

Evil spirit didn't push him to a police and tell lie against himself that he is a murderer.. .. ..

Evil spirit didn't push him to go and slap a soldier who just returned from war.. .. ..

But the evil spirit pushed him to kwanshi an innocent child.. .. ..

Here is my judgment: Get the motherfvckin d!ckheaded paedophile tied to an iroko tree and implant 25 sticks of 10 sounds banger on his d!ck and light the bangers.. .. .. If he survives, repeat it one more time.. .. .. I RISE!
CareerRe: My Experience Working For A Scammer. By Tosyne2much by LordOfTheWeed: 1:45pm On Nov 12, 2015
Ahmed4002:
Gbam.
Well done Micheal Scofield

Be like sey you dey reason like me
Michael Scofield kor, Michael Faraday nii grin
Abeg oo, i no sabi anything ooo, i was under the influence of weed when i typed that and i don't know why i can't modify it any longer.. .. .. Make Scammers Association of Nigeria (SAN) no start to dey find me upandown cheesy
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Your Long Time Boyfriend Will Never Marry You by LordOfTheWeed: 12:04pm On Nov 12, 2015
cutieberie1:
The last one especially hehe
Hey, where have you been all these days?
CareerRe: My Experience Working For A Scammer. By Tosyne2much by LordOfTheWeed:
I don't need no babalawo to help me consult the oracle before i know that the accused scammer is Makinde Azeez (Mankind) of _naijaloaded.com, awon oloriburuku ole oshi!!!! No be me talk am ooo.. .. .. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Should I Go On And Marry Her? by LordOfTheWeed: 12:59pm On Nov 11, 2015
cc: charlesnneji1
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 11:26am On Nov 11, 2015
Laveda embarassed
RomanceRe: Why Shouldnt We Ask Nairalanders For Their Contact Details? by LordOfTheWeed: 8:58am On Nov 11, 2015
Anyss:
Have been asking ma self dis qweshion for a long time. Although e dey hard me to release my numba self
Hey babe, you are looking good, make we meet for backyard na grin
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 7:44pm On Nov 10, 2015
scentmarlc:
Ironic. Ur moniker na----------lipsealed.
Scentleaf embarassed
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op):
seunayeni:
beautiful post, learned alot, we should have more of this on FP
I'm honoured bro.. .. ..I really appreciate your commendation wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am New Here by LordOfTheWeed: 5:25pm On Nov 10, 2015
Oyind17:
sweetorgasm how market
grin grin grin
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 4:55pm On Nov 10, 2015
Kennedyiheme:
I'm sorry I had no idea you were the one that opened the thread. Nice writeup though
No qualm bro, we good wink
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 4:40pm On Nov 10, 2015
sonofananimal:
because you have someone who is encouraging you.

The worse type of frustration is when you don't have anybody to encourage you or to give you a little bit of hope. That type of frustration can lead to suicide or even joining a group of frustrated people to damage the life of others living in a good life (example boko haram)

People join THEM because there are frustrated in life to the breaking point which the government are not trying at all. If you want to live a happy life, make sure your environment are also living a happy life wink

This message is for those who wanted to join the bokos!

Remember! SOMONE IS always there for you!
Brilliant one!
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 4:38pm On Nov 10, 2015
Demigods:
Plz meaning of awon werey
Lol.. .. .. you can't know coz you don't belong cool
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 4:36pm On Nov 10, 2015
Kennedyiheme:
"because there ought to be" is the right reply to a question I asked after reading a good constructed write up? Anywa
ys
its hard to find intelligent people on nairaland nowadays. Imagine me asking someone if there is GOD and if he can prove it, he said "I don't know but there is GOD".

The same way you replied me. I'm not frustrated I'm living fine and okay. I'm not an athiest either I just love to ask questions and get response from intellectual people which you aren't
Bro, calm down, no be fight.. .. .. You also know that the question you asked is irrelevant, you just wanna cause unnecessary argument.. .. ..
And also, this is my thread and i have the right to quote anybody! As a realist, that's the perfect answer i could give before you took it ballistic, if you ain't satisfied, you can ask your spiritual father since you said you ain't an atheist, i don't gain interest in the paranormals.. .. .. Cheers smiley
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Discrimination Of HND Holders, Equating Them With Bsc Third Class. by LordOfTheWeed: 4:25pm On Nov 10, 2015
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 4:00pm On Nov 10, 2015
Kennedyiheme:
I was expecting a intellectual reply, when u see questions like this, if u don't knw how to reply, just pass
Lolz.. .. .. Calm down bro, that's the perfect answer to the quesion you asked, i can see you are frustrated, please don't vent the anger on me.. .. .. cheers smiley
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 3:46pm On Nov 10, 2015
Kennedyiheme:
With all this fact about frustration, my question is.

"WHY IS THERE A GOD" of what use is he?
Because there ought to be God!
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 3:17pm On Nov 10, 2015
Warlord3000:
Nice piece

From a weird moniker cheesy

One probably tagged to be high on.. (you know na wink )
All thanks to my source of inspiration: cool
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 3:05pm On Nov 10, 2015
Twaci:
Ok why isn't this on FP? Lalasticlala it's not every time we want to read about how so and so revealed her cleavage and what not....every youth out there should be given a chance to read this amazing writeup.

****

Back to the topic.....

It's high time we learnt how to differentiate between our failure and frustration, failure is not the problem, but frustration certainly is. A failure that follows frustration will close the door of our mind but if we are able to ignore the failure and seek another opportunity, our situations won't be that of total failure. All we have to do is redirect the substantial energy of our frustration into something productive and turn it into positive, effective, and unstoppable determination that would help us set positive possibilities....

No better way to deal with a nagging frustration than this....i have been there...
Mzz twa twa, thanks ma'am smiley
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op):
STFUareyouGod, Naijaboiy, Ipledge10, Adeh39, Twaci, Kinglekan, Kwencypresh, Iamkingzlee.. .. .. Oya make una drop charity comments.. .. ..
CareerRe: Article: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op): 10:44am On Nov 10, 2015
KingTom:
Brilliant and well written article. I was frustrated when I couldn't study engineering I was rejected. I got Medicine instead, I did exactly what you wrote, I channeled my frustration into something productive and positive, but I for like dey love-vendor my car engine o grin
I know you'll always have story to tell grin
CareerArticle: The Frustration Of Life - Lordoftheweed by LordOfTheWeed(op):
Frustration: a knotty situation but a reality to be experienced. We are in a society where we are being driven by a neurotic speed and force accelerated by greed and frustration of deviating from the image which we initially created for ourselves because at times, the image has no reflection of us in reality - Yoko Ono.. .. ..

Frustration, at times painful but always yields a very positive and essential part of our success, but that still doesn't change the fact that an atom of the reactant (frustration) won't be present in the outcome.. .. ..

No matter how satisfied one is on earth, he must surely cross the path of frustration coz it has been necessitated by the Creator that all living creatures must undergo series of frustrations right from their beginning till they eventually die. A classic example can be seen in the life of young children, they strive so hard to take their first step just to become mobile, and after that, they also strive for years before they master a language that would allow them to express themselves clearly and freely, but before that happens, all they do is cry and depend on a loving parent who would be able to interpret their frustrations which might be hunger, pain or any sort of uncomfortable feeling in a way that would relieve them.. .. ..

Even at adult stage, frustration is still inevitable, i can boldly say that 85% of the individuals of this nation are currently in position where frustrations led them to, and not a place where they initially wished to be. Our society is a typical example to that; a student who had completed his SSCE was about to further his education in the higher institution, he initially wished to study mechanical engineering but after the whole UTME and POST UTME, he was unfortunate to be given metallurgical engineering, then he was left in a dilemma where he was to choose between accepting the course that was given to him or decline it and may never have that kind of opportunity again. The whole scenario and frustrations derailed his life and he later ended up being a police officer. A writer once said that; "The same frustration which leads a thief into stealing is the same frustration that leads a policeman into a police job. That's why you should always at least try to be nice to them whenever they ask for weekdays/weekends pocket money coz a thief is entitled to a gun likewise a policeman, but the policeman chose to set positive possibilities with his own frustration and the pocket money he is always asking for is the atom of frustration in his success as aforesaid in the 3rd paragraph.. .. ..

Unfortunately, the whole challenges isn't our fault, but our brain and central nervous system requires much frustration and constant pressure to develop, grow and maintain dexterity. A good question to ask ourselves is:

HOW DO WE DEAL WITH OUR FRUSTRATIONS?

Do we see it as a challenge to greater places? Do we see it as an opportunity to blame someone else? Do we just sit and cry and wait for someone to help us deal with it? These are the questions that should always pop up whenever we find ourselves in frustrating moments.. .. ..

It's high time we learnt how to differentiate between our failure and frustration, failure is not the problem, but frustration certainly is. A failure that follows frustration will close the door of our mind but if we are able to ignore the failure and seek another opportunity, our situations won't be that of total failure. All we have to do is redirect the substantial energy of our frustration into something productive and turn it into positive, effective, and unstoppable determination that would help us set positive possibilities.. .. ..

Originally written by LordOfTheWeed

cc: Lalasticlala, Dominique, Kingtom
Courtesy: Awon werey 100% cool
FashionRe: 20 Commonest Fashion Blunders Men Need To Stop Making by LordOfTheWeed: 6:24pm On Nov 07, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Wearing shirts with cartoon characters or silly jokes is a big fashion goof. Any guy past teen age shouldn't be caught dead or alive in one. undecided
What of the ones with:

NOBODY GAT MORE SWAG THAN ME IN MY CITY.. .. ..

DON'T LOOK AT MY SHOES.. .. ..

MY MONEY GROWS LIKE GRASS.. .. ..

ALOBAM WITH STAR ALL OVER.. .. ..

And other nonsense clothes like that grin
FashionRe: 20 Commonest Fashion Blunders Men Need To Stop Making by LordOfTheWeed: 6:14pm On Nov 07, 2015
Stop forming undertaker if you don't know how to throw punch! Speaking from the fight i witnessed today, I'm sure the coward is still on trance right now grin
RomanceRe: Bizarre! This Nigerian Lady's Boyfriend Is Addicted To Licking Her Menses by LordOfTheWeed: 6:01pm On Nov 07, 2015
Licking menses not even pússy juice shocked chai! Abeg, introduce me to your BF, millions should have been landing in his account by now.. .. .. Dúmb couple! angry
RomanceRe: Mention things u nvr used to do dat u do now. by LordOfTheWeed: 6:00pm On Nov 07, 2015
delectablegyal:
Let's talk.

1. I nvr used to party, now i party like *u know* for those of u with dirty minds, i'm a virgin.


2. I used to be gentle bt nt anymore.

3. I like being alone bt nt anymore

4. I nvr used to interact with people bt nw i do a lot of interaction.


5. I nvr used to gv out ma phone numbers bt nw i do.

6. I used to believe in luv without money bt now if u r a poor dude, abeg nor come ma side.
Summary: You used to be foolish but now you are foolishly foolish smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Bromwich Albion (2 - 0) On 7th November 2015 by LordOfTheWeed: 5:53pm On Nov 07, 2015
GreenWhiteGreen:
[size=24pt]Chelsea still better than Man U [/size]
W.A.N - Wailers Association of Nigeria grin
Mukina2, Lalasticlala, Dominique, come update scores jhoor
Forum GamesRe: Word Association by LordOfTheWeed: 1:26am On Nov 04, 2015
Laveda:
Goodnight smiley

We derailed this thread. . OP nor vex oo
Funny you, can't you see that it's an abandoned thread? The last comment on it was on 2006, i had to dig it out so as not to cause harm to anyone's thread wink

Goodnight laveda

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