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remember007:
Good evenin guys,i was at ikeja [computer village] some days ago were I went with my elder sis to fix my phone screen when we saw this ALPHA AMPHIBIAN JET driving besides us and my sis had to pull over to allow it pass under the bridge ..it was raining heavily and I was made to understand it moves on both water and land.....ikeja was a mess all thru the period the rain fell, but that's topic for another day ....anyone who has seen it or something that looks like it should pls explain..

I've seen it several times at ikotun, the amphibian jet car, the innovator said it can be driven, water and he would create one that would be able to fly in future time.. .. .. I even bought the disc of the making of the amphibian jet plane on one faithful day but it disappeared before i left the spot

Laveda:
nah, I'll show you how to do it with something else and not my phone

Lolz.. .. .. Then I'll also throw something else since you wanna teach me with something else

Iffa lance you E-slap ehn, your brain will reboot wicked somborri

Laveda:
lol addiction, but I've got lil help for you

Throw your phone into the gutters

Oh! That's a good idea.. .. .. very good! But I'll love to watch you throw yours first then I'll follow coz I'm not that good at throwing, maybe i can learn from you

Laveda:
lol really? Yep the moniker was a bit popular, on every thread I'll see orijin at a point, I noticed the moniker was nowhere around. . . So now you've decided to stay on low key right?

Yea.. .. .. But despite the fact that i promised myself not to spend much time on this forum like I've always done with my previous account, I'm still finding it so hard to abstain from it these days

Laveda:
lol I got you, so why did you deactivate that one?

Errrm.. .. .. That account gat me addicted to NL plus the irrelevant popularity.. .. ..some peeps even thought i was a mod after a topic, they would tag me so that i can help them move it to FP

Laveda:
I don't really know, when I joined Nl ealier, guess it was a bit popular.. So tell me, you not same person?

I was orijin not origin the "j" and "g" gat me confused

Laveda:
Alright are you the same person behind that origin moniker?

origin? who is origin?

MrCork:
...are u lightskin?

yea.. .. .. An albino to be precise

Laveda:
wow lordoftheweed takes devotion serious cool

Your work isn't that stressful. . . I guess.

Lolz.. .. .. i don't joke with my devotion, forget the moniker, it doesn't define my true personality

As for my occupation, errm.. .. .. I'm still a student tho, so i only use that to support myself.. .. ..

Laveda:
Okay, lol was just saying from last weekend. . 3am? What time do you wake nd prep for work?

Laveda:
'boy' keh? you must be joking you not going to bed yet? Lol

Laveda:
hehe I'm fine you?

your boy is gallant ma'am

Laveda:
you can't do nothing

Really? Well, it can't happen tho, so let's just forget about it

How are you?

Laveda:
I pray you don't fall for this

Lol.. .. ..Just watch and lemme fall first then you'll see what I'm capable of.. .. ..

Decker:
You should understand one thing. There is a difference between a drag queen and a transgender.

A transgender is someone who transforms himself/herself to the opposite gender through surgery and other forms of medical assistance.
A drag queen on the other hand is one who dresses and make-up like the opposite gender, just like the photo above.

Listen, no matter what a guys wears, no matter the make up he puts on, as far as he hasn't altered his appearance and hormonal makeup through surgery or drugs, his manly/male features will always be evident.

Hmmmmmm.. .. .. ok, now i grab

Decker:
Make up (as shown in the picture) would only change the facial appearance of a man to an extent, but the not his physique.
There is always a significant difference between the body build of a male and that of a female, especially around the shoulders and hips.

You are only astonished because you are viewing a bust photo. If you were to view him standing, you would be able to tell that he isn't a female.

In countries like America, you find a lot of drag queens( men who make up and dress like women) in gay bars and hang outs. But no matter how they make-up and dress, one could always tell that they are male.

Decker:
There isn't any implication for sleeping with a pregnant woman. Whatever you might have heard is just mere superstition.

But there is any implication for sleeping with another man's wife, whether she is pregnant or not.

collarfreak:
Pls I need your advice
Am a young guy that patronize prostitution @ a high rate,my love for having sex with street prostitution is alarming @ a highest order. Any money I was able to get I spent it flexing prostitution sometimes short time or passing a nite together in her place. Now my fear is I cannot do without all these girls to the extent am falling in love with them in the areas of how they package their two front head lamp, their butt, seductive attire, and seductive odour all over there body. Several I pray to God and made up my mind not to indulge in such activities but lo and behold once I have 1k or more in my pocket am almost there kerewawa. Pls I want to stop. Abuja ashewo wants to finish my life oooooo

That part gat me craked up!
Anyways, that's a funny comedy up there

Omotayor123:
badt boy Lol.

Toks2008:


BLOOD OF GOD

StrawberryCream:
Lol u don vex ma binu

Vex? Unto wetin? Who get your time?

kinibigdeal:
Why not join porn instead

I won't mind if you introduce me to any porn industry here in Nigeria

StrawberryCream:
Caption:" When a guy cant get kitty" ^^^^

kinibigdeal:
You need help

Yea, i really need help, and the only help i need is just a 1terabyte HDD just to support the HDD on my laptop so that i can be able to download more porns