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lurlah2014:Fvck you for calling me an ostrich!!! ![]() I'm sure you are still crushing on that bros despite the fact that he's an ostrich. BTW, don't let us deviate from our initial topic, when will the lecture commence? |
Aminat508:Sleep never hold me jhare Just holla me when you are on bed already ![]() |
Laveda:Hmmmm.. .. .. Yea, we're all crazy but you must possess a high level of belongivity to understand what it's all about.. .. .. i won't wanna go into details over here |
Aminat508:Sweetheart ![]() |
lurlah2014:olodo, see as she be like groundnut wey never done I'll take care of you grand-daughter, I'm rich and still sexually active! I'll satisfy you in all aspect ![]() |
Laveda:laying on bed, watching movies and chatting all together ![]() Heard of Awon werey? |
Laveda:So, wah are you up to? |
lurlah2014:Buahahahahahahaha.. .. .. yea sweetie, I'm in my late 60s, still single and searching, plus I'm a virgin.. .. .. will you marry me? |
Laveda: are you up for a chat? |
lurlah2014:Which principle states that it's only guys that must always do the toasting? In 10years time, it's ladies like you that will start running from church to church begging God for husband.. .. .. you better embrace "me" now before it's too late ![]() |
Laveda:Yea.. .. .. i have a weed farm, that's my area of specilization |
lurlah2014:I won't mind if you start lecturing me will you? |
Laveda:Lolz.. .. .. why won't i? I've been a ghost admirer tho Don't let your head start swelling ooo |
lurlah2014:Sadist? Hehehe.. .. .. Emi gan o ba ee sere moo, losun |
farano:See as she be like orangutan swerve jhoor!!!! ======>>>>>> |
Laveda:Sassybae |
stupidity:A cuban grade A weed mixed with banana leaves and groundnut peels, that's the only thing i gave her that she's already misbehaving.. .. .. |
Hmmmmm.. .. .. Bros if you the same person on that DP, then you are indeed handsome!!! ![]() |
wol up.. wol up.. .. wol up.. .. .. Farano, lemme be sincere with you, you are getting boring these days, as in extremely boring! What's the essence of this thread now? SMH! |
*****yawns***** Falls from chair ![]() |
lurlah2014:What's wrong with this one? I was only kidding with you and you are already pulling skirt.. .. .. Abeg, swerve jhoor ======>>>>>> |
lurlah2014:I like you, i loffs you, i wanna marry you, will you be my girlfriend? Will you be my wife? |
lurlah2014:Sister, please can i toast you? ![]() |
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Your husband looks handsome |
jaymejate:Taaar!!!!! Bro, I totally disagree with your opinion.. .. .. Do you think if Adam and Eve never ate of the forbidden fruit, they won't nack akpako? Dey there make skirt dey wear you.. .. .. The number one priority of human existence is to bang and multiply coz God never limited his creation on Adam and Eve only! So therefore, if our eyes were not opened, we would have been banging around like other animals out there and we won't see it as a sin.. .. .. |
naijaboiy:Straight/smooth road to paradise |
prettythicksme:Gerraarraaaa here jhoor!!!! |
Bros, do me a favour please.. .. .. Stretch your right hand foward not more than 5inches from your mouth, make sure your palm is wide opened.. .. ..Now, look at what you wrote up there, start reading it out loud while your hand is still at that same position.. .. ..When you are through with the reading, you can read it one more time for better understanding.. .. ..Now, take the hand to your ear and listen to what you read.. .. .. Does it really make any sense? ![]() A girl bought you chocolate, and you came here asking what it means, it means she sees you as one dumb village goat who haven't seen a chocolate before na.. .. .. Ode! |
prettythicksme:You no fear? ****dick shrinks**** ****grabs d!ck guard**** ****locks d!ck**** Sister, no vex, na yoke i dey yoke before |
So, if a lady pays you a visit, the number one thing that always come to your mind is the kinda pant she's putting on |
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Just holla me when you are on bed already 

