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EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 10:20pm On Oct 13, 2015
lurlah2014:
Shey u pass as u be? Abino be thesame u wey dey ur profile pix grin grin go take of ur health first OK
Fvck you for calling me an ostrich!!! grin

I'm sure you are still crushing on that bros despite the fact that he's an ostrich. BTW, don't let us deviate from our initial topic, when will the lecture commence?
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 10:16pm On Oct 13, 2015
Aminat508:
u no dey tayad? Go and sleep joo
Sleep never hold me jhare tongue Just holla me when you are on bed already cheesy
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 10:14pm On Oct 13, 2015
Laveda:
okay...seems I'll get answers to my curiousity today....what's it all about lol? Ya'll are crazy?
Hmmmm.. .. .. Yea, we're all crazy but you must possess a high level of belongivity to understand what it's all about.. .. .. i won't wanna go into details over here wink
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 10:11pm On Oct 13, 2015
Aminat508:
undecided
Sweetheart embarassed embarassed embarassed
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 10:09pm On Oct 13, 2015
lurlah2014:
I reject u IJN NOOOOOOOOOOOO please with respect my great grand father
olodo, see as she be like groundnut wey never done cheesy I'll take care of you grand-daughter, I'm rich and still sexually active! I'll satisfy you in all aspect grin
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 10:06pm On Oct 13, 2015
Laveda:
Nothing really...laying on my bed....you?
laying on bed, watching movies and chatting all together cheesy

Heard of Awon werey?
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 9:52pm On Oct 13, 2015
Laveda:
Yeah, I'm still here
So, wah are you up to?
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 9:51pm On Oct 13, 2015
lurlah2014:
Hahaha am sure u must be over due for marriage so indirect toasting is allowed
Buahahahahahahaha.. .. .. yea sweetie, I'm in my late 60s, still single and searching, plus I'm a virgin.. .. .. will you marry me?
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 9:49pm On Oct 13, 2015
Laveda:
Oh really? Cool then
wink are you up for a chat? cheesy
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 9:46pm On Oct 13, 2015
lurlah2014:
No. Mr man am only a ladythatisready to be toasted by u
Which principle states that it's only guys that must always do the toasting? In 10years time, it's ladies like you that will start running from church to church begging God for husband.. .. .. you better embrace "me" now before it's too late cheesy
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 9:34pm On Oct 13, 2015
Laveda:
hehe swell? Its normal

You sell weed? lipsrsealed
Yea.. .. .. i have a weed farm, that's my area of specilization wink
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 9:32pm On Oct 13, 2015
lurlah2014:
Sha go and rephrase your toasting rhythm and follow suit
I won't mind if you start lecturing me cheesy will you?
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 9:21pm On Oct 13, 2015
Laveda:
shocked arh lipsrsealed you know me? grin
Lolz.. .. .. why won't i? I've been a ghost admirer tho lipsrsealed
Don't let your head start swelling ooo undecided cheesy
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 9:18pm On Oct 13, 2015
lurlah2014:
Now I can see u are a sadist for not realising I was joking as well as u do undecided grin so u beta walker no#jowo malo mi o ba ee sere moo
Sadist? Hehehe.. .. .. Emi gan o ba ee sere moo, losun tongue
RomanceRe: Revealed: Every Girls' Dream (snapshot) by LordOfTheWeed: 9:15pm On Oct 13, 2015
farano:
hahaha!
See as she be like orangutan cheesy swerve jhoor!!!! ======>>>>>>
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 8:49pm On Oct 13, 2015
Laveda:
grin grin
Sassybae cheesy
RomanceRe: Revealed: Every Girls' Dream (snapshot) by LordOfTheWeed: 8:18pm On Oct 13, 2015
stupidity:
lordoftheweed please tell us the grade of weed you gave her to smoke.
A cuban grade A weed mixed with banana leaves and groundnut peels, that's the only thing i gave her that she's already misbehaving.. .. .. cheesy
RomanceRe: Looking Handsome Now A Crime by LordOfTheWeed: 7:17pm On Oct 13, 2015
Hmmmmm.. .. .. Bros if you the same person on that DP, then you are indeed handsome!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

RomanceRe: Revealed: Every Girls' Dream (snapshot) by LordOfTheWeed: 6:51pm On Oct 13, 2015
wol up..
wol up.. ..
wol up.. .. ..

Farano, lemme be sincere with you, you are getting boring these days, as in extremely boring! What's the essence of this thread now? undecided SMH!
RomanceRe: Ladies Were Created For Men To Cherish by LordOfTheWeed: 6:08pm On Oct 13, 2015
*****yawns*****

Falls from chair embarassed
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 5:12pm On Oct 13, 2015
lurlah2014:
now i can see u are a confused man and i cant allow you to convince me with ur confuse interest
What's wrong with this one? undecided I was only kidding with you and you are already pulling skirt.. .. .. Abeg, swerve jhoor ======>>>>>>
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 4:53pm On Oct 13, 2015
lurlah2014:
u can try your best
I like you, i loffs you, i wanna marry you, will you be my girlfriend? Will you be my wife? embarassed
EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 1:12pm On Oct 13, 2015
lurlah2014:
CONGRATULATION, u look congeous
Sister, please can i toast you? embarassed
RomanceRe: . by LordOfTheWeed: 11:18am On Oct 13, 2015
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EventsRe: My Wedding Pixs by LordOfTheWeed: 9:33am On Oct 13, 2015
Your husband looks handsome cheesy
RomanceRe: Assuming We Are All Naked.... by LordOfTheWeed: 9:01am On Oct 13, 2015
jaymejate:
Pls Read your bible very well, it was after Adam and Eve ate the Fruit that their Eyes was opened. That means, we won't really know or have the understanding of wat is called Sex, we will just do do it, like these animals are doing it. Hope you understand?


We will not be ashamed! Wateva ur thought may be, i think i've answered that well.
Taaar!!!!! Bro, I totally disagree with your opinion.. .. .. Do you think if Adam and Eve never ate of the forbidden fruit, they won't nack akpako? Dey there make skirt dey wear you.. .. .. The number one priority of human existence is to bang and multiply coz God never limited his creation on Adam and Eve only!

So therefore, if our eyes were not opened, we would have been banging around like other animals out there and we won't see it as a sin.. .. ..
RomanceRe: Assuming We Are All Naked.... by LordOfTheWeed: 8:46am On Oct 13, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I don't think girls will want to bend down to pick any of their stuff when it falls down. grin

It's gonna be a perverted world! cheesy[/color]
Straight/smooth road to paradise grin
RomanceRe: Guyz And Their Wooing Techniques Xo Dumb by LordOfTheWeed: 6:04pm On Oct 12, 2015
prettythicksme:
buhahahahahahahaha i win!! grin
Gerraarraaaa here jhoor!!!! angry
RomanceRe: A Girl Bought Me Chocolates On Our First Date by LordOfTheWeed:
Bros, do me a favour please.. .. ..

Stretch your right hand foward not more than 5inches from your mouth, make sure your palm is wide opened.. .. ..Now, look at what you wrote up there, start reading it out loud while your hand is still at that same position.. .. ..When you are through with the reading, you can read it one more time for better understanding.. .. ..Now, take the hand to your ear and listen to what you read.. .. .. Does it really make any sense? undecided

A girl bought you chocolate, and you came here asking what it means, it means she sees you as one dumb village goat who haven't seen a chocolate before na.. .. ..

Ode!
RomanceRe: Guyz And Their Wooing Techniques Xo Dumb by LordOfTheWeed: 5:45pm On Oct 12, 2015
prettythicksme:
cheesy cheesy go gather come naw,i no fear!
You no fear? shocked

****dick shrinks****
****grabs d!ck guard****
****locks d!ck****

Sister, no vex, na yoke i dey yoke before embarassed
RomanceRe: Ladies And New Pants When Coming To Visit You. by LordOfTheWeed: 5:28pm On Oct 12, 2015
So, if a lady pays you a visit, the number one thing that always come to your mind is the kinda pant she's putting on undecided

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