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Sensory Underload
(I want to eat your brains … but I can’t see where you are.)

Vision, hearing , touch, taste and smell are all key to our survival. Without our five senses, we'd roam this Earth aimlessly and for a very short time, eating poisonous plants, slamming our heads into every door frame and undoubtedly stubbing our toes on every coffee table, too.
Because zombies are perpetually disintegrating, it's difficult to understand how they'd perform any of the vital actions necessary to hunt yummy brains. As they began to rot, the soft tissue of their eyes would be among the first organs to fall apart, leaving zombies grasping blindly for anyone unlucky enough to wander into their blackened hands.
Their eardrums would warp and tear and fall in tatters, as would the rest of their auditory system. Deaf and blind, zombies would then fall back on their sense of smell, which would likely be overwhelmed by the stench of their own organ meat stewing inside their gut sack.
That means zombies would need to feel their way through the world. In large numbers, a few would certainly nab victims from time to time, but fully functional humans would be able to avoid these monsters in most situations.

Metabolic Meltdowns

We humans eat food so that we can convert chemical energy into the activities that keep us alive, from breathing to reproduction. It's our
metabolism that maintains these processes.
Metabolism is an overarching term encompassing all of the chemical reactions that happen within our bodies.
In theory, zombies consume brains because they, too, require sustenance that perpetuates their ability to function. There's just one problem — zombies aren't actually alive. As members of the undead society, they lack metabolic capabilities of any kind.
The nutrients that humans consume begin to break down the moment we start chewing up a slice of pizza or quiche. Our stomachs take over from there, converting those nutrients into calories that we need to stay alive.
Zombies, on the other hand, have no metabolism at all. Even if they could magically summon the energy to chomp on some tasty brains, their stomachs (if they even have stomachs) couldn't provide a chemical pathway for nutrients to convert to energy, leaving the undead rather inanimate and, well, lifeless.

Impossibly Immune

Viruses , fungi, bacteria and other microscopic invaders have plagued humankind since the beginning of time, shortening our lifespans and often make our lives miserable. Yet it wasn't until the 1800s that we finally figured out that the tiniest of invaders, such as smallpox or HIV, are often the most dangerous of our biological enemies.
Our immune systems, brimming with the weaponry of white blood cells, lay waste to infections and keep us alive ... for a least a while. People who suffer from immune system deficiencies struggle with all sorts of problems.
That is the plight of zombies, too, because they have no immune systems to speak of. With their ample fleshiness, zombies are a perfect breeding ground for untold numbers of bacteria, fungi and viruses that would make short work of their hosts, devouring them from the inside out. And seeing as how they're zombies, that's probably a good thing.

They're Kinetic Catastrophes

We're all mechanical animals of sorts, our locomotion made possible by the links between
muscles , tendons, skeletal elements and much more. When part of that system goes awry, we don't move much, if at all. That makes it all the more puzzling that so many modern-day zombies are perfectly capable of movement even when their flesh and bones are dangling and flopping.
And yet, here are all of these zombies staggering around (sometimes with frightening speed), seemingly oblivious to the impossible physics driving forward their rotting, shredded muscles and broken bones. That's even before you consider their lack of brains.
The human central nervous system controls all of our muscular activity by firing electrical signals from the brain to muscle cells, which twitch in response to the gray matter's commands. Many zombies appear to suffer from massive head wounds that would render any brain completely non-functional, making the idea of forward motion all the more implausible.

Humidity is Hell

if you come to jos city in December, you would understand the definition of cold....now imagine a human body being exposed to such extreme weather...or the heat season in Bauchi...The word "stifling" doesn't quite capture the misery of triple-digit temperatures paired with humidity levels higher than a hothouse.
The long and short of it is that Earth's unrelenting weather would take a toll on zombies in a plethora of ways. High heat and humidity speed the deterioration of rotting flesh by providing perfect conditions for the proliferation of insects and bacteria, which decompose anything they set their enzymes to. The dry heat of a desert would suck zombies dry as husks in a matter of hours.
The bone-cracking depths of winter would cause zombie bones to be become more brittle and fragile than they already are. Even the slightest blow or stumble could make their skeletal systems completely collapse, perhaps even under their own weight.
That's not to mention deterioration caused by ultraviolet sunrays, hurricane-force winds, sheets of rain and hail, or mountains of snow. Of course, all of this foul weather may be why so many zombies prefer the relative safety of basements, dungeons and abandoned prisons.

a zombie is a fictional undead being created through the reanimation of a human
corpse . Zombies are most commonly found in
horror and fantasy genre works. The term comes from Haitian folklore , where a zombie is a dead body reanimated through various methods, most commonly magic. Modern depictions of zombies do not necessarily involve magic but often invoke science fictional methods such as carriers, radiation , mental diseases, vectors , viruses , scientific accidents, etc

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Segadem:
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then y build if u would end up abandoning it

and I though Nigeria is the only country without proper maintenance culture

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I am interested but I am in akwa-ibom

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Op please Dell insiron mini 1010 mother board needed is it available? And
How much would it cost

Is it still working

Just to dislodge magazine Na problem....
That is he didn't even put the gun on safety mode......
Nigerians i hail una.

Is it still available
Cus I really need it

Dell inspiron mini 1010 needed

How much can I get a dell inspiron mini 1010.....

Mehn some people "JUDGEMENT DAY''' go reach ONE WEEK

Heaven ke...
I will go and recheck my name in the ""book of life''''
To be sure I am in the real heaven.

AlphaT:
I won't be able to type that much, check this https://www.technibble.com/how-to-recover-from-a-bad-bios-update/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C3785767860

It explained everything clearly. If u encounter any problem. Lemme know.

thanks

It's ok Buhari my man don show oh come try arrest am make we see ..welcome back sir nairalanders miss you

AlphaT:
Can u open a laptop? Or have you opened one before? Coz you're gonna have to restore your Bios back to the factory one. This can only be done by opening the back case to expose the motherboard.

Ya I can open it what next

AlphaT:
Ok Bro, your Problem is really crazy. We'll av to start the solving the problem from somewhere. First, I need to know your PC manufacturer, Model no and its specs.

Dell inspiron mini 1010 I GB RAM
160gb HDD
Around 137mhz CPU speed
Intel atom.

But is there any solution....

It's ok NEXT!!!!

2 months ago I bought a mini laptop, it was working properly UNTILL last week Friday. It the started boot looping(restarting continuously) I then removed and replaced the battery thinking it would help, but when I turned it on its power light came on, the fan and hard-disk were making noise but the laptop showed nothing on the screen ......PLEASE CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE PROBLEM AND THE SOLUTION

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Ok my problem is crazy.... after bios upgrade, my windows was bootlooping.. I then removed the battery and turned it on. It's lights came on, the fan n hard disk were making noise but no display on the screen please help....

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Nice one
The boy get moves sha.....I am not surprised
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