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Romance / Relationship Advice Needed, Been In This Kinda Situation Before? by lordpf: 9:38pm On Nov 12, 2022
Long read


I met this girl (ill call her liz) during my year one in university, she was my specc specc, really beautiful and an A student.

I liked her but my friend beat me to it and they dated for a year plus. During that period i got to know her better, though we just kept it at friends level. at some point he treated her badly, she got pregnant and they broke up after she aborted it.

My friend dropped out and left for the uk after their break up. We became closer, and I asked her out. Her response was she loved me but dating me would be a bad idea since she dated my friend.

I eased off a bit and we both went apart and dated other people. Even in my relationships i kept comparing them to her, as she was MY IDEAL MATE. We maintained communication all through this period although it was just minor gist here and there and memes.

One thing i liked about her was She was hard working both academically and financially and didn’t demand much, untill she got an internship role at a big company where she dated a rich guy that spent crazily on her and even paid her per month. This opened her eyes that she could gain more from a relationship. After the internship they broke up and she dated another lower class guy which didn’t last because “he wasn’t really taking care of her needs” ( i know the guy and baba really tried spending on her despite the little he had but she wanted more).

After school we broke communication for a long time and we both had our share of good and bad relationships,

I was shocked when i traveled back to lagos some months ago and found out she was living in the-same estate as me.
(For context were both near our late 20’s, i work and I’m financially responsible and can take care of Myself, but she’s currently unemployed).

We got to talk and i got her contact again.
After some months of communication and meeting, discussions trailed back to relationship matter. we are both single and and talked about us dating, to which She said she still has feelings for me, but gave me a condition that ill need to spend lot of time with her, communicate and all, which I didn’t have an issue with, the then went further saying should also be willing to take care of her needs and prolly put her on salary of 60k per month. ive been helping out when she has issues though I haven’t spent close to that on her in a month. but i asked her again if the money part was necessary and she said yes.

Thing is i really love her but I’m confused if it’ll be the right decision to go all in for her or hold off as im worried if shes here for the benefits or not,

Anyone had this kind of experience?
What do you advice
Phones / Re: What Is The Most Used Social Media Application On Your Phone? by lordpf: 10:30pm On Jul 09, 2021
By order of importance

Twitter
Telegram
Discord
Reddit
WhatsApp
Slack
Tiktok

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Phones / Re: 9mobile Is The Worst Network Provider Ever!! #boycott9mobile by lordpf: 8:21pm On May 11, 2021
I experience thesame issue, sometimes 9mobile network just disappears ( even happens while I'm in the city center), can't browse or even make calls.

I've contacted their customer care multiple times on twitter and all they say is "were are sorry,
we are aware of the issue and our engineers are working on fixing it"

This happens mostly every Wednesday, like clockwork the network just disappears till maybe 7 in the evening.

I've already loaded my emptyhen incase they don't disappoint me tomorrow
Phones / Re: Screen Protection On Smartphones by lordpf: 7:04pm On Feb 11, 2021
Nice write-up @op...


Gather here if you also rock your phone Naked��‍♂️
Education / Re: Help! How Do I Get My IT Fund From ITF? by lordpf: 9:15am On Jan 02, 2021
Demariz:

Yo,for real?

Yep
Education / Re: Help! How Do I Get My IT Fund From ITF? by lordpf: 8:37am On Jan 02, 2021
I think only those who went to ITF office during their IT to have their logbook signed were paid (cus there's usually a form there where you fill in your details including your bank account)
Phones / Re: Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of October by lordpf: 1:37pm On Nov 03, 2020
Approx. 23gb

Romance / Re: Wud U Still Wnt 2 Make It 2 Heaven If U Found Out Sex Is Allowed In Hell? by lordpf: 6:53pm On Oct 26, 2020
BadRadio:
The only thing u will be doing in heaven is to sing songs of praise from morning to night !grin

So you prefare to be lashing inside fire without ac�

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Gaming / Re: PUBG And COD Mobile by lordpf: 6:42pm On Oct 26, 2020
Viciheaka:
Wonderful people especially gamers if you were to chose between PUBG and COD mobile which will be your pick and why?


Overall gameplay (especially in Battle royale mode)
I pick PUBG. the only issue is, on maps like erangel you might go long without any reasonable engagement except you hotdrop.

But if you prefare fast paced , TDM kinda gameplay, CODM wins (although livik map is kinda my favorite for fast paced gameplay).

And you face ALOT of experienced players (cheats or not) in PUBG which might make gameplay frustrating at times. [But with a good device, strong network and SKILLS you'll enjoy the challenge. ;-) ].
Phones / Re: Guys, Share The picture of the Home Screen On Your Phones. by lordpf: 7:39pm On Oct 16, 2020
ElRapido:
I think this is cool. Nawa o. NL don reduce the quality of the picture.

Kwgt??
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by lordpf: 11:43am On Aug 12, 2020
Please any hope for the redmi note 8 pro getting miui 12 update?
Investment / Scam?? Weighing my options....please Help by lordpf: 8:02pm On Jul 30, 2020
Hello gurus in the house, two months ago during the Corona ish, a friend of mine called my attention to a kind of "investment platform" he found,

It's a what's app called great great minds where is you invest a certain amount (N30,000 above) you'll get 40% ROI after a week. They claim to use the money for Forex (which I don't really believe) , and you'll be paid continuously for a period of 8 weeks + plus your capital back.

I brushed it off as a scam, as the return was too good to be true. i told him to try his luck and if it works, I'll join him. So He invested N100,000 and has gotten he's capital back plus extra.

With his testimony I'm now really convinced to join as I know 2 other people who have also benefited from the stuff.

My issue now is the whole thing feels like a Ponzi scheme to me, and if it is I have a feeling that "ITS ABOUT TO GET REAL".

please I need advice, as the current batch of "investors" is open till Sunday.


THANKS
Investment / Weighing My Options.....please Help by lordpf: 7:30pm On Jul 30, 2020
Hello gurus in the house, two months ago during the Corona ish, a friend of mine called my attention to a kind of "investment platform" he found,

It's a what's app called great great minds where is you invest a certain amount (N30,000 above) you'll get 40% ROI after a week there claim to use the money for Forex (which I don't really believe) , and you'll be paid continuously for a period of 8 weeks.

I brushed it off as a scam, as the return was too good to be true. i told him to try his luck and if it works, I'll join him. So He invested N100,000 and has gotten he's capital back plus extra.

With his testimony I'm now really convinced to join as I know 2 other people who have also benefited from the stuff.

My issue now is the whole thing feels like a Ponzi scheme to me, and if it is I have a feeling that "ITS ABOUT TO GET REAL".

please I need advice, as the current batch of "investors" is open till Sunday.


THANKS
Celebrities / Re: New Born Baby Holds Mum’s Contraceptive IUD That Failed To Stop Her To Get Pregn by lordpf: 2:45pm On Jul 08, 2020
ADONBILIVIT
Phones / Re: The Galaxy A Series! by lordpf: 6:31pm On Jun 29, 2020
mikey101:

Oga you can still use nicelock on android 10. The update is very good IMO. My SOT is far better and the new features are a plus esp the new always on charging display. Update problems varies for devices and they are usually fixed in patches. E affect you no mean e go affect me.
PS. My only gripe is I can't use android 10 gestures with nova launcher.


Yep I use FINE LOCK, but I can no longer customize my navbar (not gesture bar) and I miss the full control I used to have for lock screen edits.


And I still prefer one ui home to any other launcher... its PERFECT

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Phones / Re: The Galaxy A Series! by lordpf: 7:40am On Jun 26, 2020
seankafor:
expanciate on the battery issues you were experiencing before you factory resseted it please


Charging time increased( I have a 15w charger that charges my phone full in about an hour and 10 minutes, but it increased to over 3 hours.) And the phone got hot easily which significantly contributed to battery brain. SOT reduced to about 5hours on normal usage when I was getting 7hrs plus.

I got annoyed, posted my issue on r/samsung. They advised me to factory reset which I did, and got the whole battery issue fixed.

Although the phone still freezes ( I noticed it happens when I run out of Ram).

Overall I'm kinda ok with the update, BUT know that you might have bugs�‍♂️
Phones / Re: The Galaxy A Series! by lordpf: 9:01pm On Jun 25, 2020
I think there's no reason updating your phone if it still works properly, and are not really into the "NEW" ui changes.

Note however that as you update, samsung also nerfs your phone.
I updated my a30 And, yes the phone got noticeably faster and the new gestures and transitions are great, the downside was battery life got worse ( fixed it with a minor factory reset). I also noticed alot of bugs( sometimes it just hang and I have to force restart).

Some feature I once used, even those in GOODLUCK. have been disabled or removed entirely!
And image processing became worse.



The updates are ok...ITS NEEDED but they are not really updates if the add a few features and f*** up the rest IMO
Webmasters / Need Help Building First Website.... by lordpf: 10:55am On Jun 12, 2020
Hello,

I need to design a website for my e-learning business, where I can upload materials for subscribers(there would be 3 options.... free. Pro and premium with different prices).

Please, what's the best / recommended website builder and most cost effectivs (wordpress, square space......?)
Thanks
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy A30 Receives Android 10 And One UI 2.0 Update by lordpf: 1:49pm On Feb 14, 2020
just checked again.....
no new update

Phones / Re: What Does Your Home Screen Look Like? by lordpf: 11:54am On Aug 23, 2019
CAMON 11

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Gaming / Re: Can Gta5 Be Played On My Hp Elitebook 8470p by lordpf: 10:43am On Dec 03, 2018
Elefe:
I want to buy a Dell latitude e6440 and I have doubt it can handle Gta5. Have Google it out but am not getting a straight forward answer please can anyone help clear my doubts.
I want to know if it can handle gta 5.

my E6430 handles gtav smoothly at high settings...
no lag
but when i increase the graphics settings to ultra it struggles to render most scenes or just crashes entirely
Properties / Roommate Issues (advice Needed) by lordpf: 8:24pm On Oct 28, 2017
please I need advice on this issue .last year December, in my former compound I had a neighbour who is actually my senior colleague in school, he usually help me out with materials and all... he had problem with our landlord and rent, so land lord told him to pack out a few days into our semester exams...after which the room was given to someone else. so since he didn't have cash then I allowed him to stay with me until the exams was over. he later went for his INDUSTRIAL TRAINING and left some of his things with me. I too parked out of the house after the exams to a better place. He then came back this new semester (october) and doesn't seem like he wants to leave. i don't feel comfortable at home, and most annoying thing was yesterday after my lectures (he didn't leave the house that morning) my 12:00 lectures was canceled and I came back home only to find out that he brought a girl to my room (doing what adults do), I left them to my neighbors place plus the hunger after trekking, bought some snacks but still wasn't satisfied, they stayed for long and hunger was to much that I got pissed off and had to call him out and tell him to ask her to leave. now my own is I want him out, but I want to do it in a peaceful way but I don't know how to go about it cus if I follow my mind it would end in shouting and crazy..please any advice..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking Images From The Aftermath Of California's Wildfires by lordpf: 9:22pm On Oct 12, 2017
omó N.Korea n Russia have successfully invented weather manipulation devices .... grin.
America is in trouble ...hurricane(water) now wild fire remaining tonado (air) and earthquake Choi end time disaster machine grin

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Car Talk / Re: Littering Your Car Can Cause A Deadly Accident – Read This by lordpf: 10:45am On Aug 26, 2017
final destination things grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: 5 Reasons Why Tboss Will Most Likely Win - Segun Odejimi by lordpf: 6:23pm On Apr 06, 2017
lol funny thing is no one has really thought about the possibility that tboss may be the fake house mate... with all the drama revolving around her
TV/Movies / Re: 10 Reasons Zombies Are Physically Impossible by lordpf: 3:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
SirWere:
OP, have you read "World War Z" by Max brooks


The man actually sets out to igneniously counter all your assertions.


Good read.






Scary stuff though... sad sad




the authors idea for the zombies in his book is heavily based on most animal behaviours for example, they are able to climb atop of one another to form a "pillar" of zombies to allow them to cross a high wall, a characteristic taken from ants. The zombies also behave like viruses themselves, as their only interest is in spreading the infection -- they have no interest in consuming or even
attacking their prey(which is unlike the original brain eating habits of zombies) ; once they manage to land a bite on a victim, they will lose interest in that victim and immediately chase after another person. While they will grab at a victim they are very dependent on their jaws; snapping their jaws at those they hunt. At first they look like recently deceased bodies with pale eyes and black veins on their bodies. After some time, they degrade and appear
more like stereotypical zombies, though they are still fast, they would eventually fall due to one of the above listed factors..
TV/Movies / Re: 10 Reasons Zombies Are Physically Impossible by lordpf: 6:18pm On Mar 29, 2017
credits:
science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/strange-creatures/10-reasons-zombies-are-physically-impossible10.htm

TV/Movies / Re: 10 Reasons Zombies Are Physically Impossible by lordpf: 6:11pm On Mar 29, 2017
cheesy
But of course, that probably won't happen. For the time being, no virus or radiation leak or fungal infection has caused the world to be overrun by and undead horde.
On the bright side, you'll probably never have to run for your life as hundreds of dead people stumble and mumble and groan all around your and your family, clawing at your face and trying to eat your brains. Sadly, it also means you'll never have the chance to put your sophisticated zombie survival plan into action. Either way, zombies are a physical impossibility. Nothing short of some pretty amazing jazz FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS!
TV/Movies / Re: 10 Reasons Zombies Are Physically Impossible by lordpf: 6:05pm On Mar 29, 2017
Zombies Probably Can't Poop


Your stomach is a muscular bag that has a capacity of roughly 30 ounces of liquid and solid matter. People who eat large meals regularly may stretch that capacity to some degree. And those who go on steep diets may actually shrink their stomachs.
Suffice it to say that zombies are not likely to join Weight Watchers anytime soon. Zombies are the competitive eaters of the monster world, inclined to stuff themselves at each and every brain buffet they can find.
There are some problems with this style of consumption, and it has nothing to do with a zombie watching his figure. Instead, it has a lot to do with wherever that food winds up.
Because zombies aren't known for their fully functioning bodies, they may very well have gaps in their digestive system somewhere between their mouths and anuses. Gaping holes in this route make it impossible for zombies to derive any sort of benefit from their meals at all.
Of course, because so few parts of zombies' bodies work, there's a good chance that the brains they eat will just hit a dead end (pun intended) where the esophagus hits the stomach. As the zombie dines on more and more brains, the undigested glop of chewy stuff would just ferment, bubbling gases and eventually bursting through the walls of the zombie's stomach( hehe I wouldn't like to see that)
TV/Movies / Re: 10 Reasons Zombies Are Physically Impossible by lordpf: 6:02pm On Mar 29, 2017
Time Heals All Wounds, But Not Zombies


Before the advent of antibiotic creams and pills, simple scrapes and cuts were a treacherous endeavor even for healthy-as-a-horse humans. Cuts allowed dirt and germs to get a little wiggle room and make their way into your innards. But with proper hygiene, including wound rinsing and hand washing , most people eventually recovered from these kinds of injuries, although the healing process took longer and sometimes resulted in long-term side effects.
Whereas humans have tissues that can regenerate and heal themselves, zombies do not. Their wounds, no matter how mild or severe, are permanent. Imagine, if you will, a paper cut that not only doesn't heal, but actually becomes wider and deeper by the day. As the flesh continues to divide, the bone is revealed, and eventually the last drooping flaps of flesh fall to the ground.
A small scrape would blister into peels of skin that sag and slide right off of a zombie's body. Skin charred by burns would curdle into a goopy, grimy mess. And all of this decomposition would be for the best — no one wants to be a zombie for long, anyway.

TV/Movies / Re: 10 Reasons Zombies Are Physically Impossible by lordpf: 9:40am On Mar 29, 2017
tongue Not Exactly Bird Flu

Nature has devised some ingenious and horrifying ways to spread germs. Take measles, for example, which is spread by coughing and sneezing. It's a disease so contagious that around 90 percent of people who come into contact with an infected person will also become ill. It's an insidious virus, too, as it can live for around two hours outside the body, hanging in the air, just waiting for a hapless person to inhale it and start the replication process anew.
Then there are zombies, which have to bite people to spread their contamination. There are an array of issues with this sort of propagation, starting with the fact that it's terribly inefficient.
First, the zombie has to somehow grab a person long enough to inflict a bite. This is a tough proposition for a creature that may be missing an arm or leg, making it challenging to chase down terrified prey. Second, the act of biting consumes enormous amounts of time and energy, two things that rotting zombies are not really known for. And three, biting requires close physical contact with a victim. In a time when survivors will be ever vigilant and hard to find, those cold and slow zombies will be hard pressed to press flesh with any of their warm-blooded cousins.

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