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Family / Re: I Got Pregnant Without Sexual Intercourse, Woman Tells Court In Kwara by lordprogress: 5:55pm On Jun 26, 2023
ManWater:



Pregnancy without intercourse? shocked

Only possible explanation is Salihu drugged Taibat into unconsciousness before having intercourse with her.

Taibat went outside her marriage without protection
Crime / Re: Usman Buda: Mob Beats Butcher To Death Over Alleged Blasphemy In Sokoto State by lordprogress: 9:04am On Jun 26, 2023
Barbaric region even their leaders was saying people should detest from anything that might tarnish the prophet image and I was like what the hell, we should be talking of arresting this religious fanatic and sentencing them for life but hypocrite are still on the prophet issue.
We don't even know if they are accusing him wrongly insane region.

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Health / Re: What's This On My Thighs & Under My Scrotum? Please Help (Viewers Discretion) by lordprogress: 7:03pm On Jun 21, 2023
Chronicwanker:
Greetings everyone. I've had this on my thighs and under my scrotum for a while now and I've tried to get rid of it but it's still there. Please who knows what it is and how can I truly get rid of it because I'm worried.

I bath twice a day and I don't wear a boxer for more than 12 hours. I shave regularly too so I'm confused.

The skin area is white and sometimes falls off when I scratch it, but the marks are there and the whiteness still.
Just visit any pharmacy and get fluconazole tablet 200mg 3 tablets one daily 3 days. Also get ketoconazole cream and apply on the affected area it will be gone within a week.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Bans Uganda Officials After Anti LGBTQI Law. by lordprogress: 2:25pm On Jun 17, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Good one from the US!
They are quick to impose death penalty on homosexuality, but can't impose death sentence on their corrupt politicians! 🤣

Most Africa countries with their misplaced priority. LGB is here to stay, either you like it or not. Na just time.
The death penalty is too extreme, and that's human right abuse.

I wonder why people are going crazy over what two adults choose to do with themselves. Don't you get it, they are not sexually attracted to the same sex, no matter how you try to change them, it's the way they are. No be your nyash I dey f;k, so why you carry the matter for head? ☹️
You get brain so or are you par of them

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Sports / Re: NFF Names Super Falcons Squad For 2023 FIFA World Cup by lordprogress: 12:09am On Jun 17, 2023
Onome ebi go dun reach 40 years na she still dey play.
Health / Re: Itching, Boil On My Joystick: How Did This Happen Please? by lordprogress: 7:56pm On Jun 13, 2023
Twoclans:


LOL

Are you minding me grin grin grin but truth be told his own is somehow,looks like it was not properly carved out .Maybe he was crying too much.

Or it might be the camera Sha.
Where did you get the pix did I miss something grin
Food / Re: Nigerian Man Refuses To Pay After His Date Ate N12k Food At Restaurant by lordprogress: 4:02pm On Jun 11, 2023
I have a very different view here why would you invite a girl on date when you can't pay 12k haba, just stay in your house abeg, unnecessary controversy.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: France Warns Iran On Drone Deliveries To Russia by lordprogress: 8:41am On Jun 11, 2023
Macron should shut his trap, the same France that was humiliated in ww2 by hitler or at Dien bie phu by Vietnam in the ist indo-china war. Still living on past glory.

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Health / Re: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by lordprogress: 8:47pm On Jun 09, 2023
awesomegenius:


This is self-medication bruv..... Doxycycline and Oxytetracycline are both tetracyclines.
Exactly he should go with one cephalosporin(cefixime or ceftriaxone), 1 macrolide(azithromycin) and one tetracycline(doxycycline), this regimen works for most stubborn std since op said he have be carrying it for 7 months.

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Food / Re: Chef Damilola Adeparusi begins 120 hours cook-a-thon to break Guinness records by lordprogress: 8:25pm On Jun 09, 2023
Make all of una rest abeg nonsense undecided
Politics / Re: Governor Uzodinma Picks Nnedinma Ekomaru As New Running Mate, Dumps Deputy by lordprogress: 10:12pm On Jun 03, 2023
b3llo:
No be small things... I hope Hope won't be caught pants down with his deputy?!
See where your mind go
Gaming / Re: Ps4 Slim For Sale in Abuja.. by lordprogress: 9:27am On Jun 02, 2023
Is it hacked or disc.
Politics / Re: Rivers State People Escort Former Governor Wike Back To His House (Video) by lordprogress: 10:03pm On May 30, 2023
Egypt209:
He opened his eyes wide and asked 'What is going on, why so many people in the room?'

Remi clutched his hand tightly and whispered into his left ear 'You're sworn in earlier in the day as the President of the federal republic'.

He immediately turned his head in amazement and utter what the closest diplomat sitting next to him considered as an accelerated gibberish.
Not knowing what he said, Remi with smile face nod in agreement and said YES!.

He rose gradually using her frame as support, and said 'You're all welcome' to a thunderous ovation. He was then guarded into the adjourning open space by retinue of aides, still with strange looks on his face.

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Lol you nor well🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th May 2023 by lordprogress: 10:00pm On May 25, 2023
mywells:
Man City would trashed This Man united like they were never paid.
As if city cannot be defeated they have lost to us and spurs this season is not like they are invisible.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 25th May 2023 by lordprogress: 9:47pm On May 25, 2023
Lol chelsea tried the first half one thing about manchester united at home this season is that if you can't take your chances we will punish you.
sevilla was the only team that succeeded this season in doing that.

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Career / Re: Dentistry Or Pharmacy. Which Is More Lucrative And Who Earns More? by lordprogress: 11:22pm On May 19, 2023
Lincton:
Dentist can not be compared with a pharmacist.
Let me give you an incite; the entry level of a Medical doctor (dentist) is conmess 3 which is equivalent to level 12 in conhens, while the entry level of a pharmacist is level 9 in conhens.
Mind you a pharmacist might end up with the job of a salesman by prescribing 2 in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 2 at night.
This is clearly misinformation how can you say a doctor start 3 levels ahead of a pharmacist. That's not true at all the difference is just 1 if I remember correctly.
The physician starts at level 12 while the pharmacist starts as level 10, since there is no level 11 in federal civil service.

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Career / Re: Dentistry Or Pharmacy. Which Is More Lucrative And Who Earns More? by lordprogress: 11:13pm On May 19, 2023
Forexmax:
Dentistry or pharmacy in Nigeria? How lucrative and earnings?
Do you have a sure way of getting admission into any of the 2 preferred course, because without that it's just mere fantasies.
Pharmacy is very very interesting that I can assure but the school part might be really tough though.
Why not go for medicine instead of dentistry.
Sports / Re: 2024 Will Be My last season: Nadal Withdraws From 2023 French Open due to injury by lordprogress: 8:52pm On May 18, 2023
The Roland garros goat you will missed king of clay.

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Travel / Re: Every Nigeria City Should Learn Something From The Collapse Of Warri. by lordprogress: 10:13pm On May 15, 2023
Folks who has never visited delta before giving ridiculous claims about the oil city.
Travel / Re: Every Nigeria City Should Learn Something From The Collapse Of Warri. by lordprogress: 9:56pm On May 15, 2023
This is bullshit how can you attribute that to a war that happened more than 20 years, the problem of delta state has always been bad leaders.

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Sports / Re: Burkina Faso Beat Nigeria 2-1. Golden Eaglets Fail To Qualify For U17 World Cup by lordprogress: 11:25am On May 12, 2023
BaddestQueen:
lol this competition used to be a Nigerian competition.
under 17 boys used to win this competition like crazy
buhari is really a bad luck.
Exactly I remember the 2007 tournament japan/korea hosted, that tournament was lit although it ended in p.k it was fun to watch now because of corruption they bring clowns to represent us these days.
I still remember some of the 2007 set, Christiantos Macaulay, Oseyin and dele(G.K).
Sports / Re: Burkina Faso Beat Nigeria 2-1. Golden Eaglets Fail To Qualify For U17 World Cup by lordprogress: 11:19am On May 12, 2023
Bunch of disgrace the team should be disbanded they were just slipping through out the game yesterday.
U_17 use to be out pride but not anymore they recruit clowns these days because of the corrupt system.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Issues Warning To Countries Arming Russia, South Africa Hits Back by lordprogress: 9:47pm On May 11, 2023
greggng:
Let me ask one question ....all this countries that wanna remain neutral on the Russia invasion of Ukraine....what effort are they making to ensure peace talk get on the way? South africa should be a country to support Russia cos we all know what they went through during the apartheid regime ...No sane country will support the invasion of an independent country except such country is harboring terrorist ...Ukraine never sent any terrorist to attack Russia... IS a crime to remain neutral while evil is going on .If the world remained neutral, south africa would ve been in bondage till date
But american can right, when Bush invaded Afghanistan for hiding the Osama after the 911 attack millions of Afghans perished as casualties of war.
Let's go to Iraq the u.s said Iraq has WMD and went ahead and invaded no body said anything millions of Iraqis perished too.
So back to your point about neutrals when Bush and Blair invaded Iraq they were world wide protest even in the U.S, here is my question why didn't any country oppose this invasion against Iraq since there were so many neutrals.
Hypocrisy at its finest.

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Technology Market / Re: Redmi Note 7 For Sale 48k by lordprogress: 2:36pm On May 11, 2023
waleco2008:
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Power button remove
Price
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You nor serious go scrap am give iron condemn, if you see 15k self happy.

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Crime / Re: Child Pornography: EFCC Seeks Extradition Of Brothers, Other To US by lordprogress: 9:29pm On May 09, 2023
We too wicked for this country abeg see this brothers bad format. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Tony Blair, Okonjo-Iweala To Speak At Induction Of New, Returning Governors by lordprogress: 8:36pm On May 09, 2023
In a sane world people like Tony blair should be in jail.
Health / Re: No Student Doctor ‘Butchered’ Any Patient - Edo Specialist Hospital by lordprogress: 9:05pm On May 08, 2023
Maybaby4eva:
They should add a CCTV footage to this refutation showing those specialists entering and performing the surgeries.

just reacting without any emotion towards the man’s plight is unacceptable.
Lol as if there is any cctv in any of our hospital in this country.
Health / Re: No Student Doctor ‘Butchered’ Any Patient - Edo Specialist Hospital by lordprogress: 9:02pm On May 08, 2023
caesymore:
So many irregularities in the story though, Surprised how an MD of a Nigerian Hospital will call you and own up to their mistakes... that one is imposible in Nigeria.
Exactly my point they will never do that is not like you can prove if their doctor commits ant irregularities why would own up and apologize.

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Technology Market / Re: Gaming Laptop HP Amd Atlon Sylver With Graphics@220k by lordprogress: 1:34pm On May 05, 2023
BensonT:
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Call/08122933086.
Please o the name of the laptop pls.
Health / Re: How Student Doctor Caused Woman's Death During Childbirth In Edo (Photos) by lordprogress: 12:34pm On May 05, 2023
Student doctor or H.O(House officer) because I don't think any sane university teaching hospital will allow doctors who are still in medical college to carry out any operation.
So I will assume it's an H.O even then he should be supervised by a consultant, secondly we're there know resident doctor.
Terrible loss indeed I am even surprise the CMD opened up instead of covering it up as usual.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Assassination Attempt Made On Russian President, Vladmir Putin by lordprogress: 8:25pm On May 03, 2023
Badassniggga:
you're even going far. The US bombing of Yugoslavia saw depleted uranium weapons used.
Thank you how they broke Yugoslavia to pieces and charged Slobodan milosevic for war crimes until he died in jail.

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