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Trendy247:
simply install "....." in her fone... its N900 in playstore. it has 'hidden feature' which means u can hide it after installation and she won't know somtin like dat is in her fone. leave it for at least one week, it will do d work for u...
But whatever happen next, u're on ur own.... The app have succeeded in destroying two of my friend's relationship..


Quote me if u're interested lemme giv u d name

I know i can count on you when it comes to jakujaku advice ..... Crazy witchcraft Bitchcrafts

bitchcrafts:
He be like say your story true , so i go try talk sense this tym ... Now, Sheybi u are fukcing her too?... That aside, Guy man, if you know u can't handle the bills this her uncle is bearing better dey your lane and dey enjoy life as it comes. Don't complicate a complicated issue for yourself. From all indications yo still an hustling Nigga. If u know how to play your games right this 'uncle' can be helpful... Don't goan love up oh, its not good for your health, Na ladies dey love, Na brains niggaass dey get. Noff said

Fynestboi:
Whichever way bro.

Its all good.

Sebi na to do interview. The day of the interview or contestants you are paired with shouldn't affect anything I think, hence whichever ways bro.

ErnieSmallzz:
lol, scarce? How?

Nothing is seleing oh

I no dey jam you on every thread again

esosuo2:
ur wickedness go break scale oh , #1=$1. u know it would be easier for fowl to lay cook egg than dat to happen. na

SAINTSAMURAII:
yes bro. he is gradually destroying his image online. very soon nobody will take him serious.

Dolazee:

ErnieSmallzz:

prettythicksme:
Craze dey both of una head,senseless threads everywhere!

SAINTSAMURAII:
romanceland is the most entertaining section in nairaland.

EmperorLee:
I will only upload when dz people upload first.

LordScent
BiafraBushBoy
Onstelly
Omonigoblessing
HateU2
LuveU2
Naughtynaughty
Sandoski
Seu.n
Lalasticl.ala
Myndd.44
Dominiqu.e
Fynestboi

Who remain sef

And Yes Mazi Okafor (Maxi112) most especially

EmperorLee:
Gerrof my mention boy

Na your papa buy mention for hia? mr goripa

EmperorLee:
Gerrat my voice wey be like toad own na hin una wan hear

E worse pass toad own sef.... E b like konkor voice

BiafraBushBoy:
Listen to my VN here.....



















This land is not for sale... beware of Emperorlee, Maxi112, Onstelly, Lordscent..

They can sell anything...

tizzleseun:
this person is over stressing himself , you can't make it to round two forget this your social service and attention seeking .

Harsh.. Why evils naa

ireneony:
Hmmm
Not again..
Well let the show begin..
I'm not participating in this voice note.

My concern now is couple competition

Ire lets hear your phonnne na

Maxi112:
baba. like four guys don send me pm so far

The hustle is real ooo brova

Maxi112:
hi handsome. what do you want from a pretty damsel like me

Maxi okafor, yur head don scatter oooo. E b like say me sef go turn bae ooo

T5OM:
True enough. Most claim to be everything they aren't and they can't mention at least three Nairalanders they conversate with or have met off-Nairaland.

Victoriabee, Nneka123 and Missclasssy come to mind.

Sexytemi:
Me!!?, Guy kwa??, I didn't know I was a guy oo, I think to go and ask my mom about my gender ooo


Egbon me they said I'm a guy oo emperorlee
lordscent
maxi112
biafrabushboy.

and my sis

onstelly.

Cherlene:
Good day,

How u dey dear?

Cherlene

Cherlene:
Good day,

How u dey dear?

Cherlene

slyIsaac:
SHARRAAUUT TOO MAI REALEST Gs AND BAES

Firstking01
olihilistic
Obiorathesubtle
smellymouth
jubrealguy
kingrex1
airsultan
smellinganus
cutehector
stfuareyouG0d
VIZKIZ
royalblack007
lordscent
biafrabushboy


SAINTSAMURAII


kinginvahala
undisputedbosom
womanwrapper
falconey
photoshoot
and if course MUVA!!

my baes em
Trapqueen77-you are manythings to me o cant pick

SANDOSKI-my no1 inlaw


Refiner -secret crush


makydebbie -e-wife


JUHAN -ex e-wife

laveda -am scared of u

halfricanadian- have a soft spot for u

kingcheezypuff -i admire u

ogorwyne- i respect you die!!


hateu2 -...........still dont know u

naughtynaughty.... dont know u too

erniesmallzz- coman kiss me na

berlyn -i dey envy lalasticlala


MIMZY..-.. my queen... Always..

xoella -baby to fine chaii...

ivvy -u cute die!!...

creamish
and ofcourse the woman after my heart suzan404



kisses yall... one love.... and pwease stop E-brawls

Craze dey swim for ya head

EmperorLee:
This Land Is Not For Sale.. Beware of BiafraBushBoy and Scentmarlc



Modified


I think the answer is all of the above

Maxi112:
big shoutout to you guys. do have blissful day.


obi aka nwa afor. dont forget to play save today


cheers you all.

Maxi Okafor !!!!!








Emperorlee1 onstelly donkross1





*runs outa thread naked*

obiorathesubtle:
I try my best to stay away bro.. But the troubles.. They just keep attracting me like an open vagina..

LolZzzz , pray your head dont get broken someday.




#obiorathetrouble

peachesandroses:
I'm fine Lordscent...how do u do?

SANDOSKI:
[b] My FIRST THREAD...............


Let me tell you guys a little about myself before I continue...


*Student*NIGERIA ARMY INSTITUTE TECHNOLOGY OF ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES..

*Ambition*I want to become an OFFICER in the NIGERIA ARMY.

Using dat pix on my dp is to show how important she is to me. Nairaland is a place were I come to ve fun but I might be annoying at times. So many people dislike me here on Romance section*sad* because of my MEMES. I'm sorry for that.
I have never insulted anyone here, not because I don't feel like insulting, is just that insults is not part of me.

I believe someday we will get to see each other and you will meet the SANDOSKI dat is causing all this trouble.You really like me when you get to know me Offline....
I have a nice heart, dats the reason why my friends will always stand for me.

°°°SMELLYMOUTH~ you are truly a friend indeed. I give you the award of the most MATURED nairialander. I promise the day I'll become an ARMY OFFICER you will receive my First SALUTE.......I'm sorry for all this.

* NaughtYNaughty and HATEu2~ my Besties for life. You mean a lot to me..Thank you so much..

*Ireneony, Muva,Stfareyougod,Philybuck, Iykekelvins,Dannyben5,Midastouche01,
TSOM,Suzan404~ Thank you


*To all those who stood behind me~ THANKS
*To all those I have offended~I'm SORRY
*To the English Professors~ Please don't mind my writings.Pardon my mistakes.

°°°°°°°°°° I'M SORRY ALL°°°°°°°°°°°

°°°°°°°°°°Luv ya all°°°°°°°°

P.S~I used to be people's pleaser,until I realize that Pleasing People still don't please them..
Not everyone will accept this apology... Thanks
[/b]

Whether you are fake or real, i dont care. I like your personality and am good with that. Be happy at all times, you owe no one a dime.




Stay well, "bestie" merchant


Where is erniesmallz when you need her to tell people a little about herself.

amtaken:
Shout out to all the zombies who buy fuel for N145 with the rest of us.

Shout out to Tinubu whose wife is about to be impregnated by one of his ex boys Dino Wife Beaater Meloye.


Shout out to Buhari's skinny body.

Shout out to all the paid e-rats.


Shout out to all dem mafukas!


Shout out yoooo!!!