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tizzleseun:
[color=] what is wrong with some of you boys ? your age 20, 20 , some even said in my 20s

you should have said you don't want to disclose it , I'm in my 20s is that what you fill in official forms ?


I think one did copy and paste from the epistle he posted , from the spacing and time the time the question was asked and when he replied .

I am most disappointed with the man I thought will steal the show, vizkiz you said you are a graduate you cant type epistle ok we understand atleast the short points let it come with vocabularies and intellectual constructions.

well this interview doesn't count if it does all the contestants today won't make it to last 5.

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ireneony:
the organisers have their reasons which you shouldn't be against. By the way the interview does not add or remove anything from the contestants. It does not guarantee or paveway for a contestant to win the contest.

EmperorLee:
Wah do you mean?

EmperorLee:
LordScent bring me a cup of Green whine.

tens4real:
don't be preposterous!!!
as a mature dude what you should do is to correct the misspelled word and not sounding so supercilious!!!

Lolzzzzz.....See what my opinnion caused. Almost bringing out the grammarian in you






Just relax, you've got no worries. I was only handling with your balllzzz

AngelAhnie:
Rude

tens4real:
thanks Mr I too know....
this is not a spelling bee!!!

Gigi2sure:
Robbers enter a house, asks for all the
money and
valuables. After collecting what they
could, they
gave the man of the house a gun with
instructions to shoot his wife or else he shot
himself.
.
The man gets the gun, points it at his
wife and
hesitates...He is thinking of what he has gone
through in life with his wife and how
she has
suffered and sacrificed for him and the
kinda love
he has for her... .
He hands back the gun and says, "I
am sorry I
can't do this..."The
boss of the robbers silently grabed the
gun from him and passes it on to the wife with
the same
instruction.
.
The wife gets the gun and without any
single hesitation points to her husband's
head and pulls
the trigger...But the gun had no bullets
in it... The
robbers got their gun and walked out
of the house laughing.
.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION

1. If you were the man in that house
how would
you react towards your wife?
2. If you were the wife, what
explanation would you
give to your husband?
3. If you were invited to bring peace
between this
couple, what advice would you give? ......

Luckily i was the houseboy the couple were maltreating ....Notin consign me

tens4real:
which is more consume in Nigeria
1: CONDOM
2: CIGARETTE
3: BEAR
4: RECHARGE CARD





sandosky ivyy,mzlarem,smellymouth,refine,spicyjosbae,lalasticlala,naughtynaughty,falconey,finesboy, angelahnie,luvu2, berlyn

kratosonofzeus:
Diz girl dated 6 of my friends including me within 5 month.,.....tho she dosent knew we were friends ...na only one of us no fvck her ......d funniest part when it was my turn she started forming hard to get..within a week I dn bang her four days later I stopped recievn her calls......, y is it dt grls always falls victim of date and dump or maybe fvck and dump.....,..

ronald4lif:
Hahaha, my guy mesef suspect myself that day, like say my ancestors remember me and decided to 'bless' my hustle. E come be me like say make the blessing continue like that everyday.

Lolzzzz kwantinu kwa.... ..Iffa hear !

rosalieene:
Word for today...... I think this message is for me and other nairalanders especially those go about cussing others.
WHEN TO BE SILENT . . .
1. Be silent in the heat of anger - Pro 14:17

2. Be silent when you don't have all the facts -
Prov 18:13

3. Be silent when you haven't verified the story -
Deut 17:6

4. Be silent if your words will offend a weaker
person - 1 Cor 8:11

5. Be silent when it is time to listen - Prov 13:1

6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light
of holy things - Eccl 5:2

7. Be silent when you are tempted to joke about
sin - Prov 14:9

8. Be silent if you would be ashamed of your
words later - Prov 8:8

9. Be silent if your words would
convey the wrong impression - Prov 17:27

10. Be silent if the issue is none of your
business - Prov 14:10

11. Be silent when you are tempted to tell an
outright lie - Prov 4:24

12. Be silent if your words will
damage someone else's reputation - Pro 16:27

13. Be silent if your words will
damage a friendship - Prov 16:28

14. Be silent when you are feeling critical - Jam
3:9

15. Be silent if you can't say it
without screaming it - Prov 25:28

16. Be silent if your words will be a poor
reflection of God on you - 1 Pe 2:21-23

17. Be silent if you may have to eat your words
later - Prov 18:21

18. Be silent if you have already said it more
than one time - Prov 19:13

19. Be silent when you are tempted to flatter a
wicked person - Prov 24:24

20. Be silent when you are supposed to be
working instead - Prov 14:23

"WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE
KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES" (Prov
21:23).

"BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD" (Ps
46:10)

"BE QUICK TO HEAR AND SLOW TO SPEAK".
However, to be silent in some situations is not
an act of foolishness, it is simply a display of
divine wisdom.
May none of us fail the test of time. Amen!
God bless u all.
#copied

Be silent when your neighbours think you are a talkertive

dannyben5:
No oo

I no too dey see ur handiwork naa. Abi u and sandoski don divorce?

ronald4lif:
We don't go about looking for money to pick, the money keeps availing itself in our path and we fvcking help street janitors do their fvcking job.

20 fvcking pounds is no beans rona. I dey suspect you oooo

dannyben5:
U need to c the way i tak run com haus that day usain bolt sef no fit pas me....

Lolzzz i tell you....



you go jail ?

mhisbliss:
awwwww thanks am blushing

dannyben5:
Fun thread.what's the highest of money you have picked from the floor...and hw old were you.leggo amount:1500k...age:12yrs

marvelck:
You don't have to wait until when you get married before you start being faithful....Loyalty starts NOW! You know most people are always fond of saying ''I'll change when I get married.'' If you can't be loyal now, then you can't be loyal later. Being faithful to your partner is not a difficult thing to do. Some girls simply can't be faithful cos of greed. Greed for money, gifts or sex.

MzLaurel:
Too bad. I can't remember some romancelander names again.

Overall best male romancelander: I don't know

Overall best female romancelander

Most active male romancelander: JeffreyJamez, N1one, grrin, smellymouth, KingLekan

Most active female romancelander: qhutetomsel, Laveda, HateU2, naughtynaughtynaughtynaughty, Kingcheeesypuff

Coolest male romancelander: Beenkumar

Coolest female romancelander: Lanicky, redgem, Laveda, Skarlet (not sure if I got the spelling)

Most handsome romancelander: Iamkingzlee, Beenkumar

Most beautiful romancelander: Aduara4ever, farano, Lanicky, clairshan1, Optional1and myself

Sexiest male romancelander:

Sexiest female romancelander: Lanicky

Funniest male romancelander : ggrin, KingTom, smellymouth

Funniest female romancelander: HateU2, Estharfabian

Most intelligent male romancelander: Sinizia, Ronald4lif, JeffreyJamez

Most intelligent female romancelander: Missmossy, Estharfabian

Most daring romancelander: Tosyn2much, StfareyouGod

Smellymouth:
From Mushin to Orile to Bariga to Okokomaiko to Isaleko to Agege to Idumota to Somolu to Isolo to Ebute Metta, SMELLO ti take over..Ajebutter ko Jawo mo

Am on a ghost mode (eyan cassper)/Emi lon so leko bi okada jasper/Eyin Old school isuzu tiger
Gone are the days t’olopa ma’n gba fiber/
I make them go konkobilo bi ti lagbaja/
Forget say this one na ijoba lagbada..

Thank you thank you
When dey say anybody wan talk anything
About ALAGA IBILE of Nairaland
Go shutdown Romance section first
Shutdown Celebrities , Shutdown Crime Section
Shutdown FrontPage, ( I nor fit shut Shutdown Education because na street I dey )
Shutdown everywhere
Before you come to me and say
You're the OMO- ONILE
Ema lo wa oh, i just say make i clear una
Clear una doubt make una no dey do anyhow
Oshamo, Gbagbe Oshi, filefun, baddo Eyan MAYWEATHER  

Lolzxxx, smello don high again oooo eyin ara adugbo...



We shutting down Religion section sef very soon



Alaga ibile1 of Nairaland, jeun soke joor.......Lordscent, a.K.A scentmarlc, the Oshoko1 of nairaland wa leyin e bi ike maluu

Shamstiel:
Who else noticed when it got to the turn of Most beautiful romancelander Lanicky was never mentioned. Just ivy and mimzy.
I think nobody is oblivious to the fact that about a 70% of those crying wolf about her beauty during the just concluded contest selected the other females as their candidate of beauty. I know beauty evolves in the eye of the beholder, beauty is from within and any other mumbo-jumbo you want to say to tackle my observations but the next time you guys are desperate for a vote at least make sure it is duely fitted for the supposed candidate not some mob job
I just want to make common sense.

#Back to work..

Udmaster:
My simple Question To Dudes That Are Sending PMs To Girls Here is, for what purpose?
The PM addicts may be downlow gays, that lacks confidence to talk to a babe in real life.
You see them asslicking every moniker with "f" up and down. Bitchez wrappers.
Creating dumb threads like "top 10 most beautiful ladies on nairaland".
some of the bitchez re not even real, damn fake. Cut that sh*t.
Naija niggerz swag up, dope low, bounce into the mudfvking str*etz and bone some bitchez. Damn
just wanna make a common sense.

Maxi112:
see waiting jealousy done turn you in to




continue!