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Crime / Re: Help To Promptly Deal With This Criminal! by lorRhyMeZ: 6:42pm On May 07, 2022
Khaysee:
Seun
Mods seunmsg
Ibechris
techWriter3
gaby
SolarKing1 now this man created a false thread of item that is delivered btw 24hrs and refuse to bring down ads
Mods kindly delete false thread against khysee
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haggai247


Mods kindly delete false thread against my business
Mynd44 and Oam4j

Hey man, stop wasting your time here with that buffoon. Just fucking sue him for defamation and false accusation. You have all the evidence and information you need. Cheers.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 9:53am On Oct 02, 2020
Samson0599:

Wow to God be the glory..... please is there any opening at the moment ?

Yeah a couple. Check here https://www.eha.ng/jobs
And here https://ehealthafrica.bamboohr.com/jobs/
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 4:32pm On Sep 30, 2020
Adunny07:
This your story and update is giving me hope sha...still job hunting...I know I will get something too soon.. Congrats.

Yeah that's the spirit, never give up hope or get tired of applying for jobs, God go come through when its your time.
But then what are your qualifications? Do you mind sending me an email with your CV?
Regards.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 9:41am On Sep 30, 2020
teepsee:
thanks man. I get

Hope you share with us ur testimony cause the next one you going for, you will surely get it

Sorry my testimony is coming about 4 years late, God came through some 3 weeks after o, and my life has been a joy ride ever since. How are things with you?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 9:38am On Sep 30, 2020
adren:
i been finding it difficult to shiit for some time now.. this your sado-funny experience just made me shiit my intestine join..

just so you know.. this one is a stepping stone.. God has got bigger plans for you..i am sure.. you just don't give up.

you even get "small" connect.. 80% of job seekers are still stranded coz they don't have any connect, no financial and moral support and no legs to spread..


i have a friend that is willing to spread his legs just for a #50k job but the ogas-at-the-top prefer natural "leg-spreaders"- ladies (cute or not)


I thank you for all your kind words on this day, God indeed had greater things planned for me!






Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 9:36am On Sep 30, 2020
AngelAhnie:
May God grant your heart desire....amen

Amen!. God came through for me a few weeks after. Thanks for your prayer.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 9:31am On Sep 30, 2020
Omoh Its been almost 4 years since I made this post grin grin grin.
Omoh about 2 to 3 weeks after I made this post, I got an internship position at a GIS firm in Kano, did my time for a year plus, got retained as a permanent staff and have been promoted twice since then. My life has been generally very very comfortable I must say (Alhamdulilah).
I'm writing this to thank everyone who said a prayer and dropped kind words when this post was created, I really appreciate and I trust life has been good to you all as well. Cheers!!

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Crime / Re: Woman Sentenced To 90 Years In Prison For N5.6 million Admission Fraud by lorRhyMeZ: 10:00pm On Oct 27, 2016
Y pple dey hala first? its just a 3 year sentence na..3 years concurrently on each of the 30 counts she was found guilty of. She might not even spend up to that sef if they decide to take the number of days she already had served behind bars before this sentencing.
Education / Re: Facts&photos: A Trip Back To World War I And II by lorRhyMeZ: 9:22pm On Oct 25, 2016
SirWere:

"Terrorism is, in its broadest sense, the use
of intentionally indiscriminate violence
(terror) in order to achieve a political,
religious, or ideological aim"



In today's term, The British colonialists would be called terrorists; yet I don't see anyone carrying placards and burning Union Jack undecidedundecidedundecidedundecided

Hahaha, you just have this sweet way of contradicting yourself with every new statement u type. Abeg kontinuu..I like it! lol
Education / Re: Facts&photos: A Trip Back To World War I And II by lorRhyMeZ: 12:57pm On Oct 25, 2016
SirWere:


Hitler didn't HIDE around and he didn't blow up innocent civillians because they had different religions. He didn't run and hide and behave like a coward.

He fought the war like a man!!

He invaded countries with SOLDIERS; not innocent civillians with bombs strapped to them undecided


And when the end came; He took the hard way out.


Tell me one middle east guy that has done the same

undecidedundecidedundecidedundecided


Lol...in today's term hitler would classified as a terrorist. Everything uv written here shows u lack an understanding of what the word terrorist means. In ur mind u think a terrorist only hides and blows up innocent civilians yeah? braaaah its far more than that..and dear hitler did everything.

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NYSC / Re: Corper Lawal Auwal Kontagora Shot Dead In Kaduna While Visiting Female Friend by lorRhyMeZ: 7:21pm On Oct 24, 2016
kuchikau:
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Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.

See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.

It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.

For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.

A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?

ThankGod for my kind of friends.

You are an unfortunate being.
NYSC / Re: Corper Lawal Auwal Kontagora Shot Dead In Kaduna While Visiting Female Friend by lorRhyMeZ: 3:33pm On Oct 24, 2016
We called him LLK back in secondary school..he was a very gentle and easy going lanky dude..never had problems with anyone! Very funny and cool guy..infact I dont think av ever seen lawal angry... I mean who would meet lawal n not like him at once? if his charming smile doesn't disarm ur resolve, his weird way of mimicking different voices in a goofy way definately will...He was loved by all who met him!

Lawal, you may be gone today but be rest assured that you will always be in our hearts..you will never be forgotten. RIP Llk..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Internships and Entry Level jobs In Nigeria by lorRhyMeZ: 12:45pm On Oct 17, 2016
Pls if u hv graduate internship connect for NGOs in abuja, help a brother to not stay idle.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 1:38pm On Oct 11, 2016
Franky826:

you chop rice on top fried fish?
for interview?? say what??
and I never chop rice since last two weeks on top the cost.
and that rice fit be jollof. oh am so mad at you now
Hahaha..no worry, e go better
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 8:01am On Oct 11, 2016
Pidggin:
You went for an interview without knowing the position on offer and the qualifications needed? Hmmm

I actually knew of the position on offer but not the qualifications required. The wrong thing I did was to try to impress them with my qualifications, n honestly I wasn't well informed n I didn't bother to do background checks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:56am On Oct 11, 2016
teepsee:
thanks man. I get

Hope you share with us ur testimony cause the next one you going for, you will surely get it

A big amen to that o..thanks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:39am On Oct 11, 2016
raphieMontella:
op....your job is on the way...

True!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:38am On Oct 11, 2016
AndyMolarAllwel:
tongue

Hahahahaha..guy aswear I go bite u o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:36am On Oct 11, 2016
adeaks:


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

But why tear photocopies? You for just tear the originals too to show the man how serious you are. grin grin grin

Abi now..hahahaha
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:35am On Oct 11, 2016
AngelAhnie:
May God grant your heart desire....amen

amen..n u too.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:34am On Oct 11, 2016
ismokeweed:
Eya. I feel the pain hombre. Me I'm not too proud to beg. I will just tear the photocopies of my bsc and msc instantly. And tell the man that please I have just ssce now.

That one dey sha :d
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:33am On Oct 11, 2016
teepsee:
aweeeeee, take heart bro.


But how about telling me the place let me apply, it won't be a bad idea u know undecided

yeah I actually could...but wont it b too late? They already hv a replacement. moreover its not like you wud go n drop application or cv with them, its kinda d other way round..they would request to fill vacant positions n if u hv an insider, d insider would invite you...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:28am On Oct 11, 2016
Fantastic2m:
It's well with u brother
its well o..thanks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:27am On Oct 11, 2016
paschal47:
OP if I be you, I go ask the interviewer if na joke him dey joke. anyway lesson learnt don't try that sh!t again

the interviewer was at least a colonel or most likely a brig general. I cudnt possibly hv asked him that, if not guard room for sure me...:d Thanks for d encouragement anyway.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:24am On Oct 11, 2016
motherlode:
That's a lesson learnt... It is advisable you move on from this situation, I believe there is another job for you in the making. It can still be from that organisation since you've forwarded your CV or from somewhere else. #StayPositive

Yes boss..I really did learn a lesson or two..it will all be a story someday..thanks for d kind words
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:19am On Oct 11, 2016
adren:
i been finding it difficult to shiit for some time now.. this your sado-funny experience just made me shiit my intestine join..

just so you know.. this one is a stepping stone.. God has got bigger plans for you..i am sure.. you just don't give up.

you even get "small" connect.. 80% of job seekers are still stranded coz they don't have any connect, no financial and moral support and no legs to spread..


i have a friend that is willing to spread his legs just for a #50k job but the ogas-at-the-top prefer natural "leg-spreaders"- ladies (cute or not)







Yeah yeah bros, at least I was able to mk u shat ur shit..any ways thanks much d advice. May God see us through.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 7:15am On Oct 11, 2016
divinelove:
angry op u too dull, I can bet my right hand dt D other guy is at least a degree holder but went with only ssce grin sharp guy.

Nobody wants MSC holder as security when d salary no go pass 40k. After training you u won't last with d coy as u will soon get another offer BC of ur qualification but d ssce guy may never get a better job dts d employers mentality.


omoh bros I gree, I dull ehn..in fact my new name should start with B and end with I
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 6:56am On Oct 11, 2016
modelmike7:
Witty. Funny. Sad!
Braah I nearly mad o..but God got me still..I no dey lose hope.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 6:54am On Oct 11, 2016
Ay04z:
wen seeking for job...job requirement should come first in one other not to be dissapointed....I have a friend that has bsc and HND combine...but working with just his his ordinary national diploma in nestle..my advice for job seekers don't give dem what dey are not asking for...though in d near future u will let dem know ur worth peace out....

Yeah thanks for d advice.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 6:51am On Oct 11, 2016
kingphilip:
I thought those are mere stories those times we hear this things but now they're here with us

You had an informant and that should just be the ideal person to have given you an insight about the educational qualifications needed for the job

I won't be surprised if the other guy has PhD but submitted a cv containing an ssce as the highest qualification since he's a WASSCE holder too

I'll do that any day any time if the need be and then subsequent promotions one can even submit better qualifications since you're in house now

Anyway Wishing you da very best of luck in your subsequent interviews

This should serve as a lesson that always do a background check of the qualifications and if it's not clearly spelt out the position one is applying for will tend to tilt you towards the maximum qualification that might be required

For instance one can't be applying for a cleaner job even if it has a pegged amount of 100k with an MSc qualification and expect to get it ahead of an ssce holder

True talk...painful though that I had to learn this the hard way.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 6:48am On Oct 11, 2016
nmreports:
You shouldn't have given in easily. It's well.

There's nothing I could hv done o..its their policy

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Jobs/Vacancies / My Funny Yet Sad Experience As A Job Seeker Today. by lorRhyMeZ: 11:48pm On Oct 10, 2016
where do I even start from?
okay so I got to know of this job opening through word of mouth from a friend. The opening is in one of nigeria's most secretive security outfits here in abuja, though on a contract basis, my connect already gave me d low down of their renumeration..and its quite juicy!

so i kitted up, arranged my credentials n left for d place having already notified my contact there...I got there n while waiting for d interview, another G came to join me...just two of us o! D;

my belle sweet me die at this point..cos I had already being informed that they needed 2 people...see level na D;

They even entertained us with better rice and big big fried fish o D:

We waited..and d time came for d interview...sweet office with chilling a.c, orals for that matter..for my mind I do hammer na, I felt it will just be for formality. Wrong!

D other guy was interviewed first, right in front of me o. His highest qualification is SSCE. jesu! I laff for my mind..belle was still sweeting me. .

Sharply he was done with n told to wait in d waiting area...my turn reach...after asking my name n shiii, oga was like what was my qualification...n I was like 'am a graduate with a masters in d...', he cut me short n was like "masters"?? I said yessir, he was no no no no no no! young man u r over qualified for this job o...we only want people with ssce or ond.

Omoh! Na so I begin sweat inside chilling a.c o! my legs begin shake, my mouth dry, my eyes watered n my ears started making wooooooo sound! this one na reality check 10.0

I think he said so many things that sounded like words of advice but I cud barely hear him, what I can still remember him saying was that I was over qualified for d job, based on my credentials n experience n that doing what they were offering wud b like a step backwards for me...in my mind I was like arrrgh oga d salary would elevate my status o, infact why worry my worry for me but I cudnt say nada becos of the Wooooooh sound from my ear n also becos he was a brig gen D; I cant afford to enter guard room Ontop dissappointment o.

sha last last I got money for tport n email to forward my cv to incase something comes up...and assurance of help if the need arises in d near future...

so that's it o....I cant shout n insomnia is setting in, d thought of d salary is still on my mind...

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