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Silentgroper:
So is the number still needed or it all end here.??

Drop it.

Silentgroper:
Just give me few hours..


So umm , I don't know if it's appropriate to refer to u as "baby" as I be having the urge to lately..

Whatcha think?? 🤗🤗🤗

Makes me wanna choke on my spit. Don't do that, it's off-putting. I don't think I want to text you anymore. Bye.

Silentgroper:
Thanks for understanding. 🤭🤭🤭

You know I'm not going to ask you again,right?

Silentgroper:
You call me bro .. I call you dude..

Okay...

Silentgroper:
Dude, pls do not bro me ...


Pls make sure not to quote the number when I drop it ..

Dude? Really?

Silentgroper:
Okay 🤔🤔

Drop your number bro.

Silentgroper:
My mail doesn't work ..

I could text you my number instead 😌😌😌

Okay...

Silentgroper:
Bleep no ...


Can't do that .. I got opps from around here that would readily pounce on it ..

Send it as a PM then.

Silentgroper:
done that a few times but never paid attentions to the numbers ..

I basically can't upload no pictures here ..


We'd need to get private for that ...


So now the ball is in your court...

Yes you can, choose file and upload. Can delete anytime you want too.

Silentgroper:
I grew up there so I can't probably relate to the overwhelming and overstimulating part ..

You didn't grow up there I can tell and you definitely don't live there I can tell ..


Well, looks like you have it all figured out ..

You on the other hand is a 23yr old. I can boldly say.. you're 25 at most but you're not 25.. 23 happens to best age to have you fit in...


I'm not short but averagely height .. I don't know how to put in numbers , you kniw those 6'9 stuffs..


Lmao. There is popular saying that no be who call police first naim dey win case ..

Because you asked first doesn't mean you get em first ...

This is where the popular phrase "ladies first" come into play ..

Okay o, if you say so.
Again if you say so. You've never measured your height? Inches? cm? Okay again, when you're ready, you have the "floor".

Silentgroper:
I like the sound of grown ass woman 😋 ..



You did not just not subtlety call me a madman , did you 😀😀..

The drama is what keeps lag lively and fun yunno .. 😁😁 ..

I think I've given clue about my age when I said I am a gen z ..


I'd like to see what you look like too..



You could be receiving Valentine packages yunno.. 🥴🥴

No no, sometimes it's fun. But sometimes it's overwhelming and overstimulating.
So you're between 15-29(+/- 1), you've had tertiary education and considering Nigeria's educational system, I'd say you're no less than 20. You're most likely in your mid to late twenties.
I asked first. Are you short? This is how short people behave.

Silentgroper:
oh back then you were a teen .

Here I was thinking I was chatting with so a grown ass lady ..


I think the word "spank" gives you the ick cause it's widely used in the supposed context you're referring to but it basically means mean to beat someone with one's palm lol ..

So all of these means you don't do dirty talking kinds of flirting 😌😌😌

Lagos is chaotic.. hahaha, well I'm chaotic (er) 😁 .. sounds like a good fit to me ..

I have this uncanny attachment to Lagos , I can't help it ..

I got siblings though but not of both parents and they don't live in lagos ... Do yeah no siblings..


You and I know you're itching to know.. this one you've been calling me an old man ... 😌😌

I am a grown ass woman now

I don't... I'm as calm as they come, Lagos is for mad people. Seriously, there's drama everywhere.
Oh okayy. Maybe I want to your age, but not your marital/relationship status. It's of no use to me. If I sold valentine packages now, I'd have asked and advertised to you. I want to see what you look like though.

Silentgroper:
The spanking?? ... Umm I meant cane spanking not what you have your thought wrapped around 😀😀 ..

Yeah, I am Yoruba.. are you??



I go home during the weekends .. Man can't breathe without seeing Lagos . Lol ..

Yeah I got a whole football team of kids 😏😏😏

Small boi like me ... 😏😏😏


Just mum and some close cousins plus some few friends .. That's all .. I got no baby mama, no wife, no kids, no girlfriends .. I bet you're itching to know 😋😋😋😋

In any context, whatever meaning, it never fails to give me the ick. I don't like it.

Or you could rent an apartment in IB and live there permanently. Lagos is kinda chaotic, yunno. No siblings too? I'm just making conversation, like I used to do as a teen then.

Silentgroper:
Nahhhh.. you don't get to call me old over a feeling 😌😌😌


You might get some spanking over that..




Actually I'm based in ibadan but I practically live in Lagos in the weekends..

I used to live in Lagos abule egba to precise, it's my birthday place ... But since work took me here , I got to ..

I'm well familiar with computer village, that's where I get all of my things done ..

Your second sentence is giving me the ick. I don't like it rara. You're Yoruba, right?
Oh , you work in Ibadan. It must be stressful shuffling 2 states. Got family in Lagos? Children maybe?

Silentgroper:
How's that??



Yep...

Just a feeling You mentioned computer village so I'm assuming you live in Lagos and close enough to be familiar with it.

Silentgroper:
Scoffs,***

I'm pretty sure I don't sound 57...
😏😏


How about you get some rest and get some medications too .. what do you think you're getting down with?? Malaria??

You do
I guess, I will. Thanks.

Silentgroper:
Finally... 🤗🤗🤗

Except, we still don't know where you school .. but that ok .. this is enough info...

Whatsup tho??

Una go chop firewood?? Lol ..


I'm kidding...


Why are you stressed??


What's

Everything man. I think I'm about to fall sick. How old are you? 57?

Silentgroper:
Damn tahrah.


Do you really have to be a hard nut to crack

Omfg!!!

😮😮😮

.. if telling your sch and dept you're majored in is this difficult..


How is it going to be like asking for your number

I'd probably grow white hair trying to get that. jeezzzz!!😀😀

I'm studying medicine and surgery. I'm in my final year. It's only after I graduate I can major in a particular field i.e, undergo residency training and become a specialist. I'm tired tbh, I no too get strength. I hope you understand me now.

Silentgroper:
What's an old fossil... I'm literally a gen z if you'd like to know .

Yeah yeah, I know you lots don't really give a shiit about marriage anymore but a greater part of you guys still do ..

Besides the female judge(hypothetically) would definitely be an "old fossil" so she would be sympathetic to my cause ..



Yeah they should find you down to my apartment with a big MRS tag . 🤭🤭🤭


It wasn't clearly stated in your diary..


You only said something about preferring the OBGYN department is something like that, I sort of skimmed through...

Lmao, students do everything for now, we rotate through most depts available.

Silentgroper:
At bolded... You're misinterpreting wrongly .. I've been there millennials back . 😋😋😋

Nah she wouldn't.. woman no dey marriage play.. Since that was the motive, I'd get pardoned ..


You still haven't told me your school and what course you're majored...

Would you spill already before you get kidnapped for that cause too.. lol .

You sound like an old fossil so I'll forgive you for the bolded part. That's an archaic view, get current!

If I go missing people, hold this guy responsible. But wait, you read my diary and you still don't know the course I'm studying. Can't help you man.

Silentgroper:
Was actually going to say she'd be sympathetic to my cause since she's female but yeah that too ... Highly irresistible to the opposite gender.. That's how much of cute I get to be .. 🤗🤗🤗

You get to be? So you're not there yet but hope to be. I think she'll give you life or capital punishment.

Silentgroper:
Lol .. and hopefully, the judge is female .. she'd let me out in no time

You're that cute?

Silentgroper:
hahaha ..


But the motive behind it is an adorable one ...

😋😋

Tell that to a judge, lmao.

Silentgroper:
Well the girl in question was leaving me no choice and man just wanted to boycott the hard to get phase , yanno...

Or the man is just an upcoming Evans the kidnapper.

Silentgroper:
well I did make one of her wishes come true anyways 😋😋

What can't we do for love 🤭

Just not in the way she'd ever have imagined.

Silentgroper:
Yeah, well since Mama won't let me breathe about wifey.. It did crossed my mind, I could just bundle one into my home and go tell Mama she got a daughter in law already.. 🤭🤭🤭🤭



Sounds like a good plan right??

Yeah, good enough to get you on the front page of every true crime paper. She'll be thrilled☺️

Silentgroper:
why ..


No one is going to kidnap you 🤗🤗🤗

Just don't feel comfortable doing so. Never mentioned anything about kidnapping, that your original plan?😁

Silentgroper:
yes, I already knew that.... What school though??

Can't tell you.

Silentgroper:
1st of , you have to familiar with the usage of an ultrasound machine..

Train on using an ultrasound machine to diagnose certain pathologies of the body


Then gain a certificate from a reputable school of sonography/sonology .




What aspect of the medical branch are you a majored on??

Oh okay. I'm a student.

Silentgroper:
no I'm not ..


Gynaecologist are the doctors

🤗🤗🤗

Okay, how does one become a sonologist?

Silentgroper:
I'm a sonologist...

So you're a doctor?

Silentgroper:
Makes sense then ..

You, what do you do?