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Oh my god!!! Not again #Iweep4thIs couNtry #caLLmeBERG

Adaure4ever:
oh thank you so much. Lord BERG.

uwlc....enjoy.
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Zammy123:
Thanks Berg, Really appreciate it

uwlc...enjoy.
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For you saying the whites dont FEAR is an understatement. I know that ring cost a fortune.. hmmm the hUssle is real..
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I guess this question'd be best known by OUR maker..... Adios amigo
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And 99.9% of em nAiraland men will opt for no 10....
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chai una no go kill person with laff.... #caLLmeBERG

Zammy123:
Its ma birthday too, happy birthday birthmate!

happy birthday sir....wishing you LLnp. Have a fun filled day. but aren't you going to pop something?.
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Happy birthday dear... More wisdom, grace, knowledge. Insight, Gracious establishmient, flourishing, blosoming In your LIfe. Psalms 91v16 is for you. Have Fun!.....Least i forget, where is dah VenuE.?? I hope RSVP.
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I think After buHari admiNistration...:/ naija i hail thee.
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Chai...lwtmb hehehehehehehe. #caLLmeBERG

Hmmmm and the op had to call this ROMANTIC smh.. Anyways, my advice to peeps out there is that, Be practical about life and knowledge, be creative, read books, attend seminars, be innovative, write books, start up a business, contest in pageantry, learn a skill, organise shows, form a dance /music club, play politics, learn a handwork, start a forum, work on yourself, learn public speaking, be a computer literate, and Give some time to outside classroom event. So many wished they could go back and make amendment, wish they learnt things they were too busy to learn. Now that you are opputuned, don't come out a nOvice.(undergraduate). Until you are able to give all the necessary information you can't transform others and your society... All i wish is for everybody is to be successful, have a lovely beautiful sunday...
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When you just finished eating indomie prepared with weed.
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In this kind of unusual circumstance where getting fuel is just like embarking on a quest to search for diamond....A very big loss to the company. *Emeka bring that gallon for inside abeg. Tanker don fall yakata for ground*..
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But why will a guy be bleaching his skin? I can remember vividly a course mate of mine, who was like adams oshiomole in regards to his skin colour. But after returning from a long semester break i can't even recognise him again...he was the one that had to call on my attention and it took me time to recognise him his skin was just like that of van vicker Glowing!! But when the semester has gone half, he wasn't able to meet up with the high cost of the varieties of creams and concotion that he applies. His skin colour began to depreciates and with just only a small touch on his skin. It will becomes reddish in colour.
I Detest bleachers.
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Lord have mercy!!! I pray that she doesn't regret ever going out with her mum. #caLLmeBERG

Instead of using 3-5min to wash a normal uniform, u'd be using 30 mins for this one.
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Now this is what am talking about...nice creativity.
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Jadekitana:
I wonder o, I actually believed the story until I got to that part. That's a huge fat lie!! No sane human being carries matches around as toothpick, especially when there's one on the table! Is she a conc villager? That part just made me doubt the whole story.

what more can i say....it's very hard to believe.
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Ekakamba:
Who the fork does that? Well, the person I wrote 'bout. I should've said broomstick right? So the chances of you a lady keeping broomstick in your bag is greater than keeping a box of matches or a stick of match? Woah! You must be a descendant of the name you typed...... .

hey man, i dont exchange puerile and nasty words Online. From my perspective, a match stick can never be use as a substitute for a tooth piCk. There is no sharp edge that can penetrate were those meat that are stuck inbetween your teeth in a matCh stick. Since you started the lie, i just wanna help your ministry by telling u if you'd used broom stick at least maybe some people might believe ur epistle.. MatCh stick kOr match pako ni funny poSt.
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Ekakamba:
she took a box of matches on her bag and use one of the match sticks as one of her toothpick.

A relative of LIE mohammed spotted. Chai!! even in this case, LiE mohammed is still learning from you. Who the f**k does that A MatCh Stick.. Smh can a mAtch stick even take the place of a tooth pick?? If u'v said broom stick, maybe i'd have manage to believe...op abeg just fear God cos this lie can even wake up the dead.
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Chai!! this post is humourous...the op must be very experienced to have vouch for this myriads of attribute.
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And this is what i call improvising.
I pity the horse sha.
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Keep her, at your own peril.
So you wanna eat your cake and still have it back...op do the needful before an unimaginable scenario visits you.
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But op why will you be 1st to comment nah...Those football professors are something else. The other day two guys were just arguing pointless arguement. After the eclassico game, one was saying ronaldo can buy the whole of abuja with his mOney and another said dangote is richer than ronaldo. Hmmm it wasn't a child's play oo the way they were just arguing with loud voice and enthusiasm i was kinda afraid when it got to a point where it seems as if they will fight..
The betting fan too wouldn't let someone to rest with there dimwitted chantings...*barca score nah, na Just 1 goal i need abeg make this my ticket no go burst oo* ......*chai madrid don kill me oo why wolfburg go they flog them 2-o nah omo madrid don cast my ticket* in all this, it's fun watching in a viewing centre cos it feels cool hearing these arguement.. But wait a min, a female gender having such knowledege in football matters is actually a nice initiative and good development. Thumbs-up op
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