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Really?? Well, you know how it is done here the pic will be very relevant in this case..

Not that i dont believe you oo, but for the sake of some nairaland folks. The pic will go a long way to prove otherwise.... Oluwa bless your hustle.

someone holding 50k as at nOw is kinda equivalent to a person holding like 5k some years back. Chai!!! I tire for this our economy no be small

naija whIch way

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Oh my!!! I give up already. But why will this thread grace the front page of this forum??

There are so many significant topic still chilling in the archive, but it's the trivial ones that keeps making it to the front page..

Nairaland i hail thEe.

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He is now a full grown Man..his concept and acting skills are superb..(reference to hoMe aloNe)

he doesn't looks healthy... hey man, you need some checkuP

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She looks cute in the pic


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And i was trying real hard for like 5mins to actually decipher the op's objective for this thread but it seems abortive....

Our ladies rock!!! Well, to some extent though.. I can't just really seems to actually fathom your logic and sense or reasoning toward the female gender for you to come up with this dimwitted epistle. (no offence)
AdioS AmIgo..

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adesegun121:
Hmmm do u like my big black bra.... Was thinking of wearing a pink one to match d pink panties I wore under ...I hate mismatching but ...

OMG!!! Now what is this for pete sake?? Who your pant and bra ePP.

I think the reHab just lost a patient....

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The effect Of this heat can make oNe ventuRe into anything that can generate that paper(mOnEy)
The hustle is real though....

ThIs Can Never happen in futo nah, where the environment is not even encouraging for practicing any busiNess oriented activities as an undergraudate.

Unless you wanna be a tutorial Master......that year sha.

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It might looks easy and a nOrm for them folks who have gathered experience in regards to relating with the female gender..but for the timid and shy guYs, is jUst like an Ican Exam.. Very diffiCult.
Op thumbs up for breaking out of your shell and striking a convo with her that has resulted to this progress at least that's a nice step. What you ought to do now is that
1) you need to surmone courage, and talk to her on phone so that you guyz can meet somewhere conducive and free from much crowd.
2) after she'd have arrived, be CONFIDENT pls don't loose guard. Try as mUch as possible to comport yourself. Then welcome her and ask of what she will like to take. All this while maintain eye contact(it's very signiFicant)
3) talk of how she made it to the venue hope there was no barriers ie what she encounted like traffic, sun and other factors. AfTer that just compliment maybe her hair, dress sense, anything about her. Maintain eye contact.
4) bring up a topic of discussion. Like education, trending, entertainment, economy, family, her likes and dislIkes. Even if you are saying rubbish maintain eye contact and pls avoid stammering. Inspiration will just begin to flow in divers ways and you will see yourself maintaining the conversation. You would not even be aware of how long you have been taking to her.
6) be cool and don't go off point always bring opinion and concepts pertaining the topic of discussion.
My fingers need some break..GoodlUck on your quest
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Why will you have to go against the road safety rules and regUlations..10 lives gone to the great behoNd just coz of ignoranCe.
Naija which way.
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Creativity at its peak.
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Is this real?? I don't think so.
Funny peeps
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Oh really Tell me mOre.
cute family though.
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We know the endpoiNt of relationship such as this.....in faz's voice *I need a celebrity girlfriend*
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Its face though......should i now say REST IN PEACE?? Ok i think farewell will do.
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I am happY for them.........so sad we alReady know how it ends. Iyanya and Nelson is a good examPLe.
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Nice outfit..
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kirchofff:
I'm an electrical engineering student sir

wow! NIce fear bro. What level
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kirchofff:
Heheheh

your moniker just made me to remember that year...kirchoff's current and voltage laws (phY201)....How time flies
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The four uniport boys comes to mInd....when it comes to Jungle justiCe, i hail naija youth. BOis ain't smiling at all.
#sayNotoSteaLIng
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Lwkmd...Nice 1 op
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Lwkmd....the guy above me though @ portable breast *not bag of bEans* at tOpic i find the eyes mOre appealing to me at first sight.
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Oh!!! not again.. Ok I give up *sigh* #caLLmeBERG

nunamyeong:
With the no mercy from our military men i.e soldiers and co. Imagine you were on que to cash money from the a.t.m machine, and two of those military men came to chance you , God kon catch am the machine swallow the card, abeg wetin you go do. talk true ooo you laff or abi you go mellow.

Lwkmd the way am going to laugh eer, some peeps around there may think i have gone mad..forget No mercy i never go againgst the law.. I have my right to laugh. Though it depends on the soldier facial expression. Me laughing will be an involuntary action trust me.
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In 6 mins? Wow creativity at it's PEAK. #caLLmeBERG

Posing in a keke......LOL this celebrities don't seize to amaze me bringing new stunts everyday. very soon you'd see the masses copying this. Since a celebrity did it, it gonna trend
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We know them attention seekers.. Everywhere you go. Wait a min, i will kill my parent for you? Like wtF?? Oh my!! Smh She need to visit the rehab. It's very neccessary.
The lady aboVe me though did you bribed Lalasticlal.a? we both commented exactly 10:49am but here you are appearing beFore me? Ok maybe i'd just go with the saying... LAdiEs FirSt.
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Inside the nnpc mega filling station?? Hmmm. God help us in this country.
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Stupedinluv:
Not true thats what men like..

Shame on the men cos 99.99% percent of the likes come from them

ma'am i think you missed this word "SOME" in your first statement. In recent time, we'v read, witnessed and also seen most atimes religiously conscious individual go about preaching about indecent dressing and the likes to the masses inorder for the act to be curb enritely so as to promoTe a couNtry of mOral etiquette and disipline... But this messages are either dispersed inTo deaf Ears or thrown to the ditch.. My take on woMen that displAy parts of they Body for the world to see is termed by me as they been suffering from a diesese known as "LOw self-esteem" we have thousand of ladies out there that dress decently and yet they get multitude of admires. Whats your take on that? It's all about pacaking. Notwithstanding, the ladies that are involve in exibiting such dimwitted, silly and immature practice attract ONLY the promiscuous, sexmaniac and also the paedophiles. A responsible man harldy settles for this species. They may think they aren't getting more admires when they dress responsible and decent but i tell you dear ther is more to it. Training the brain is paramount in unveiling some hidden potentials in an individual that places a high price tag(value) on that person. Regardless of your height, skin-colour, tribe, prestige, aquisitions, background, physical features, intellectual capacity they are all a function of YOUR purpose in life. Because the crowd is plying that part shouldn't mean you should..distinguishing your self from the masses makes you stand out and different. Most ladies that are guity of this act are deprieciating in their brain level..they device this means to lure men easily. I tell you beauy without brains is a display of cosmetic foolishness, more like a disaster waiting to occur. I detest girls who don't have interest in developing their brains, but go about discussing brazilian hair. Pancakes, Louis vuitton this, that, versace and co. SMh..I don't even know why i'm typing all this. Maybe for the victims to turn a new leave..(if only they'd be willing to oblige)
My fingers need some break. *wiNks*
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Is this for real? Hehehehehehehehehehe #caLLmeBERG

....that's wah is trending. if you can't beat them you'd definitely have to join them.
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